Brody Jenner soaked up the sun and surf last week as he celebrated his 25th birthday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Meanwhile, Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad soaked up…Pina Coladas?

What exactly is going on here? I’ve never seen such an ugly outfit on Anne Hathaway before! She looks like she’s at some sort of gathering for the LPGA or something.

Even though it might be a jinx, Jessica Simpson just can’t stop gushing about her boyfriend Tony Romo!

“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life,’” Simpson told People magazine. “I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”

Simpson even confessed that she changed all of her contact information, like cell phone number and email addresses, so that Tony would be assured that her exes wouldn’t be in touch.

“I don’t want anybody that’s been in my life [before] in my life anymore,” she said. “I don’t even want them to have any way of contacting me.”

Unlike Tony, who is reportedly still in touch with ex Carrie Underwood! Doesn’t matter to Jess though, she still says Romo is her “perfect guy.”

Madonna’s estranged brother Christopher Ciccone just did an interview with Out magazine and revealed a rather juicy story that wasn’t included in his book.

And when I say juicy, I literally mean juicy!

Ciccone talks about a night out on the town with Madonna and Demi Moore — and it involves Demi squirting breast milk at lesbians.

“Yeah — and she’s [Demi] dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that’s not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me, ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’ and I said ‘How the f*ck would I know? Call Demi.’ It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it but it actually happened. The lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that — so there’s your juicy tidbit.”

I guess when you gotta squirt, you gotta squirt!

So this is how they do it in the UK, huh? English model and television personality Jodie Marsh showed up to the Daylight Robbery premiere last night in London a little underdressed — if you catch my drift.

Instead of holdin’ on for dear life she should’ve just unleashed those puppies! LOL!

Dee Adames’ work is Shear Genius! The 37-year-old San Antonio, Tex. native was crowned the winner of Bravo’s second season of Shear Genius, winning an apprenticeship at the Nexxus salon, an Allure magazine cover shoot and $100,000!

“This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy. This is for my mama, she totally always believed in me,” Adames exclaimed after her win. “Thank you, thank you all, thank you, thank you.”

Her mama was even with her last night at the Tribeca Grand Hotel for the season two Shear Genius finale where Dee was presented with her check.

“To be called ’shear genius’ and have the honor of being recognized for my talents is just an amazing feeling. I couldn’t ask for anything more,” Dee said. “To win $100,000 — I am floating on Cloud Nine right now!”

Calling all Chicagoans — check this out! Nike is conducting the Nike+ Human Race on Aug. 31 which is a 10K race that you can sign up for HERE .

It’s the largest 10K race in history, taking place in 25 cities all on the same day. And if you participate, you can enjoy a free Fall Out Boy concert at Soldier Field after the race! FREE!

This race is for charity so it’s for a good cause — and it’s also a good excuse to get out there and enjoy these last days of summer!

If you’re still not motivated yet to defend your bragging rights, then check out this video dissing our Windy City and challenging us to step up! Run Chicago, run!

Former Baywatch beauty Carmen Electra is best known these days for doing funny spoof movies that make fun of popular flicks and her newest one, Disaster Movie is no different!

Electra imitates Angelina Jolie and her character from Wanted and told Parade.com that “it wasn’t personal, and if she [Jolie] sees it I hope she has a sense of humor.”

Carmen also has a scene with Kim Kardashian in which they parody some WWE divas. “I really got to know her in our wrestling scene,” Electra said of Kardashian. “There’s hair pulling and I hurt my back and got some burn marks. But it’s also sexy. We’re sort of playing with the idea that guys get turned on by girls wrestling. We get into some down and dirty positions, so it’s a good thing we became friends. Kim is so cool, not to mention being hot.”

I have a feeling Kim kicked Carmen’s a** by sitting on her with that big cottage cheese filled a**. Not a fair fight!

Hilary Duff has a big birthday coming up — the big 21 — but it won’t be all celebration for this Duff sister.

Hilary’s father, Bob Duff, was hauled away in handcuffs yesterday from a Houston courtroom to spend 10 days in jail for contempt of court for selling assets without court approval.

According to The Houston Chronicle Hilary’s mother, Susan, requested $25,000 from Bob for Duff’s upcoming 21st birthday — the same amount he’d spent on sister Haylie’s 21st birthday a few years ago.

Hilary and Haylie were not in court yesterday with their mother and father but Susan stated that her “adult millionaire daughter” deserved “to have some kind of recognition for a young life well-lived,” especially because Hilary “is emotionally upset by the abandonment of her father.”

The judge awarded Susan $12,500 for Hilary’s birthday on Sept. 28. That’s on top of the $367,537 he’s ordered to pay for the sale of stocks he sold last month and made into a court repository.

This explains a lot. Now we know where Matthew McConaughey gets his womanizing ways!

Matt’s mom, 77-year-old Kay McConaughey, has a book called I Amaze Myself! in which she explains how Matthew’s dad died — happily.

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened,” Kay told Us Weekly. “I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!”

Not only that, but when paramedics came to get his body she insisted he stay naked!

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she exclaimed.

Too much information! But I have the feeling Matthew holds up to his father’s reputation.