Can you do the Kim Karashian? We’re not actually sure what Lil Flip means when he sings about that, but the famous Dash girl insists it’s not about getting a nose job, lip injections or butt implants!
Once again, Star is throwing digs at the Kardashian clan posting before and after shots of Kim’s supposed surgery to make her nose and lips smaller but Kim’s calling it bullshit!
“Why would someone want smaller lips?! LOL” the reality star asks on her website.
Kim claims Star published a photo of her when she was “about 15 lbs heavier than the second photo! Your face always looks different when you lose weight, plus with the contouring on my nose it gives the illusion of a thinner nose. I actually think my nose looks smaller in the first pic than it does in the second. It’s ridiculous… it’s all about the makeup and the angle from which the photo was taken!”
Though she denies having a little work done, Kim openly admits it’s “no secret” that she contours her nose to make a “bump go away.”
Makeup can certainly do wonders for some people. You’d never really know with Kim though considering she even gets all dolled up to hit the gym!
“I guess it’s a compliment to my makeup artist that he does such a good job contouring my nose that it appears smaller,” she adds. “But hey, Star mag thinks it looks smaller… yay! My dream come true, hahaha!”
Sometimes we can’t stand Kim’s whiny ass but one great thing about her and her sissies is that they’re always able to laugh off the haters!
It’s less than two months until Kourtney Kardashian pops and she couldn’t be more eager to lose that baby weight!
Last week, the preggo star admitted that she “is over the red carpet being pregnant” and has gained 26 pounds! How ironic, sister Khloe lost 25 pounds from QuickTrim and Kourt picked it right up!
Kim even says that Kourtney is “having a hard time” accepting the extra pounds from getting knocked up!
“Kourtney is going crazy,” Kim told Usmagazine.com at the opening of Westfield Culver City shopping center in Culver City, Calif. Saturday. “She feels so big right now. She’s just ready to have the baby.”
Aw but she’s really not! Kourt seriously makes the cutest little pregnant girl ever! She should be lucky, fatties easily pack on 25 pounds in a year from indulging in too many burgers and fries!
Kim and Khloe — who swear by the dieting product, QuickTrim — say that Kourt is jealous of their hot bods and is ready to get her skinny-minny figure back!
“She is anxious to get on the same plan as us,” Kim said. “She sees a definite difference in weight loss from us. I feel like I am in the best shape of my life right now.”
No worries, Kourt! We highly doubt you’ll have any trouble whipping your body back into tip top shape!
Back together for only a month and Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bush are already taking the plunge and moving in together!
Now that both Kardashian and Bush’s homes are officially up for sale, it’s expected that the on-again couple will take the next step in their relationship by settling down under the same roof!
Before Reggie put his house on the market, he took a quick break from the NFL to fly to L.A. and go house shopping with Kim in the Hollywood Hills, a source close to the couple told TMZ.com.
The fact that the duo are sharing the same real estate agent makes this story even more believable!
We’re not surprised that Kim’s rushing to move in with her BF! She’s gotta make a drastic move to one up Khloe’s supposed publicity stunt wedding and Kourtney’s unplanned pregnancy!
On Tuesday night, The Kardashian family hosted the event, “Kardashians Chairty Knock Out” in Commerce, Calif. where people could bid at CharityBuzz.com for a chance to box select members of the Kardashian family.
All proceeds went to the Dream Foundation.
Dressed head to toe in pink boxing attire, Kim Kardashain lost to her opponent. However, she did better than both her sister, Khloe Kardashian and her sis Kourtney Kardashian’s BF, Scott Disick. Both of them bowed out of scheduled fights after the night took an unexpected turn.
Younger brother Rob Kardashian, “was quickly floored by a barrage of punches” by a “much larger opponent,” reports the UK’s Daily Mail. By the time the first round of this match ended, the whole Kardashian family was screaming angrily and Kim had jumped into Rob’s corner damnding the fight come to an end immediately.
The family headed backstage to let themselves and fans settle down. Eventually, they all reemerged and step-dad Bruce Jenner and Kim fought their fights.
Kim Tweeted later that night, “the boxing match was crazy! I’m a little banged up today but all worth it for charity!!!”
Umm, what a weird idea for a charity event?! Giving someone the opportunity to punch a celebrity is just like asking to get your s–t f*cked up! Good plan guys… but maybe next time, try something a little less volatile.
The Kardashians are preparing to throw some punches!
Kim and Khloe Kardashian along with their brother Robert, stepfather Bruce Jenner, and sister Kourtney’s BF Scott Disick are gearing up for a charity boxing match in L.A. today!
We can only imagine the long line of haters that came out for the opportunity to knock out some of their favorite (or maybe least favorite?) reality stars!
“We actually got to see the people that we’re fighting the other day and Kim’s person scares me,” Khloe told KIIS-FM’s Ryan Seacrest Monday. “She’s jacked.”
Good thing Kim’s been laying off the cupcakes and getting her ass into shape over the past few months! Maybe she’ll actually have a chance of not getting absolutely demolished by this broad!
“I hope Scott wins, or it’s going to be embarrassing,” Khloe says of Kourt’s baby daddy. “He isn’t the best in the ring. He’s really concerned about his hair!”
Dude practically dresses in golfing attire daily… there’s no doubt in our minds that he’s about to get a severe ass whooping! They better have an ambulance on the premises…
Fans can catch the Kardashian Charity Knock Out on an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Proceeds from the charity event will benefit the Dream Foundation!
So, what does Kim Kardashian, the girl who has everything, get on the day of her 29th birthday?!
A rumored pregnancy!!!
The latest issue of Life & Style exclaims, “Kim: I’m Having a Baby!”
But a source close to Kim tells Usmagazine.com, “No way!!! The article says she wants a family one day after she’s married!”
Earlier this week, Kim, who is back together with NFL star Reggie Bush, Twittered that she isn’t too thrilled with her birthday: “Why am I not excited about my birthday tomorrow….”
However, just yesterday the star’s mood was changed. “Thank you so much for all of your birthday wishes!” she Twittered. “My bday keeps getting better and better!”
So what did she receive from her sibs this year?
Kourtney Kardashian, Kim’s big sis, helped her celebrate over the weekend at Tao in Las Vegas, but has yet to decide on what to buy her.
“She gave me a list about three miles long, so we’ll see what I can afford on her very expensive list!” Kourtney joked.
Hmm… wonder if that list includes any baby items? A crib, maybe a Tiffany’s rattle… you never know!
Kim Kardashian says she has no future in home movies…
The Dash girl tells the November issue of Cosmopolitan that she was devastated when the nudie video featuring her and then boyfriend Ray J leaked in 2007.
“I was devastated, but when something negative happens, I pick myself up and move on…and I don’t make the same mistake twice,” she says.
Good to know. Too bad some can’t learn from the mistake of others…
Kim, who recently reunited with hottie boyfriend Reggie Bush, explains that she’s learning how to “balance a career and a family.”
“A lot of work goes into relationships,” she says. “Right now, I’m figuring it out.”
The main thing Kim needs to learn is that the world doesn’t revolve around her! Stop focusing on ME, ME, ME and your relationship would probably be a bit easier.
News broke last Sunday that Kim hopped a plane immediately following sister Khloe’s wedding to see Bush. It must’ve been all those 143 exchanges from Khloe and Lamar that made Kim miss her ex.
“They took a few months off and couldn’t be apart,” a source told Usmagazine.com. “The time away was needed so that they could figure out what their priorities were.”
It’s so obvious that Kim’s media whore antics definitely interfered with their relationship. Hopefully she can learn to focus less on herself because Reggie seems like a down-to-earth guy and it’d suck to lose him again! Plus, he’s not a skeaze like Ray J and would never coax her into making another home movie!
We find it a little hard to believe, but Kim Kardashian insists her sister Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to LA Lakers Lamar Odom is real!
“I really hate all the crazy things I have been hearing regarding their wedding not being real,” Kim says on her website. “That is just crazy and untrue!!!”
Recent reports have surfaced that claim the ceremony, filmed for a November episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, was non-binding.
Additionally, this morning, TMZ.com ran audio of the show’s producers debating scripted lines from the wedding! The whole discussion revolves around Khloe telling Bruce Jenner that she views him as her “real dad” after the 2003 death of her biological father, Robert.
Kim is sick of all the drama.
“Let Mr. and Mrs Odom enjoy being newlyweds!” she writes. “They are sooo freakin cute together! I love them and am so happy for them!”
Say what you want Kim, but this whole dating-to-married in one month BS seems a little unbelievable, and not just to us! Especially after seeing the drama her sisters have gone through with men, there’s no way Khloe can have that much faith in the opposite sex. We have a feeling that this one’s not gonna last… if it ever even started.
It appears that love is in the air for the entire Kardashian clan!
Or maybe Kim’s just jealous because sisters Khloe and Kourtney are both preoccupied with their own men leaving her by her lonesome self! Or she’s just attempting to steal the spotlight away from Khloe after her wedding day!
The paparazzi spotted Kim sporting her purple “Mr. and Mrs. Odom” sweats at LAX airport late Sunday night right before hopping a flight to New Orleans to see ex beau Reggie Bush!
That’s right ladies and gents… the former hot couple are back on!
“The wedding made her miss him, so she flew to see him,” an insider tells E! News.
The couple’s split didn’t keep Bush’s family away from the Kardashian wedding this weekend! His mother Denise Griffin, stepfather Lamar Griffin, and brother Jovan Griffin were all in attendance at the big bash.
Though we often dub Kim the whiny jealous bitch, we love her and Reggie together! We’ll be awaiting the official confirmation Tweet from Ms. Kim herself!
As we previously reported, Khloe Kardashian is tying the knot this Sunday with fiance and LA Lakers star Lamar Odom after just a month of dating!
That’s an extremely short amount of time to plan an extravagant wedding, but Khloe recently opened up to Life & Style magazine about how they pulled the whole thing off in just two weeks!
THE BRIDAL PARTY “My bridal party is a surprise to me,” Khloé admits.
Apparently Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have seven girlfriends standing up with the bride at the ceremony, but they won’t reveal who the lucky ladies are!
THE RING
Lamar gave Khloé a gorgeous 9-carat radiant-cut diamond on a pavéd band, a source tells Life & Style. “The ring is amazing!” Khloé exclaims.
GIFTS GALORE!!
The couple registered at Williams-Sonoma and Gearys in LA.
Another fabulous keepsake the couple will obtain is footage of their wedding that’s being filmed for one of Khloe’s E! reality shows.
MOM LOVES HELPING OUT
Finally, Kris, the mother of the bride helped Khloé pick out trinkets for her bridesmaids for two hours at XIV Karat on Sept. 21 in LA. “They were looking at heartshaped necklaces for the bridesmaids and rings for the groomsmen,” says an eyewitness.
Well it sounds like the Kardashian girls have the whole extravaganza under control! Not that we ever doubted them…
