Nicole Richie Punks Kim Kardashian on April Fool’s Day!
April 2nd, 2010
For April Fool’s Day, Nicole Richie showed no mercy on Kim Kardashian’s Twitter page!
Nicole hacked into Kim’s Twitter account on Thursday and posted dirty messages all day as an April Fool’s prank!
“She got my password from Khloe!” Kim tells Usmagazine.com. “Nicole twittered it was her and we were emailing! She admitted it. Nicole totally pranked me when I thought no one could fool me on April Fools’!”
Some of Nicole’s raunchy Tweets under Kim’s name included, “Sometimes I think I am a lesbian because HOT DAMN I think Nicole Richie is fffooooiiinnneee!” and “By the way @Joelmadden might be the hottest man alive. I loveeeeee a good daddy.”
Also, Nicole logged into her fiance’s account writing to Paula Abdul, “I wanna smell your armpits,” and to Disney star Ashley Tisdale, “Hubba hubba.”
Kim jumped right back on her Twitter account Friday morning aand admitted, “That was hands down the funniest April Fools’!!!”
Gotta love a good April Fool’s gag! What a great and completely underrated holiday…
Girls will be girls, and it appears that newly married Khloe Kardashian Odom just wants to have fun!
While shooting her reality show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Kardashian went Girls Gone Wild and playfully lifted her shirt and gave fans and photographers a sneak peak of what hubby Lamar Odom fondles on a regular basis, Usmagazine.com reveals.
It must have been a playful week for all the Dash girls! Sister Kim Kardashian — just coming off a break-up with Reggie Bush — also bared some skin in her recent Twitter pics that showed Kim in sexy bikini.
“Working on my tan today!” Kim wrote. “What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”
Friends say Kim Kardashian is doing just fine since splitting from hottie boyfriend Reggie Bush!
“Kim is going to be fine either way,” her friend Adrienne Bailon — who split from Kim’s little bro, Rob, last March — told Usmagazine.com at the I Want Now Fashion party at New York City’s Tenjune nightclub Thursday.
The Bush and the tush reportedly broke it off due to Kim’s crazy Hollywood lifestyle.
A source close the Dash girl told Us last week that “her fame is just a little too much for him to handle.”
“She travels the world and has created brands,” the source continued. “He just can’t keep up.”
While the two claim the break-up was mutual, Bush has fallen victim to cheating rumors like every other douche bag in Hollywood who just can’t seem to keep their junk in their pants.
Bush took to his Twitter page recently in an attempt to shut down the reports that he’s been having an online affair with some random broad.
“ALL THE LADIES, STEP RIGHT UP! If you would like to be the next person linked to dating Reggie Bush all you gotta do is stand next to him!!!” Bush Tweeted Friday.
Kardashian and Bush have dated off and on since 2007, so we’d bet money that in a month Kim begs him to come back.
“They are unsure of what will happen in the future,” an insider tells Us.
Kim’s probably kicked his ass to the curb because he never put a ring on it!
Kim Kardashian comments on Scott Disick’s former douche bag ways!
During an appearance on NBC’s The Tonight Show on Thursday, talk-show host Jay Leno grilled Kim on her sister’s men.
At one point, Leno pulled out a photo of Disick in a recent “Hot or Not” spread in Us Weekly and asked if he was a legit “sleazeball.”
“Obviously he’s made some poor choices,” she replied.
In other words, a few months ago that answer would’ve been yes.
Kim also dished to Leno about sister Khloe’s L.A. Lakers star hubby Lamar Odom, and how she’s dealing with being so far away from him while filming for the second season of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.
Unlike Kourtney, who has her two boys, Scott and baby boy Mason with her in the Miami heat, Khloe’s man is off shooting hoops for the Lakers.
“Khloe is a bit frustrated,” Kim said. “She doesn’t like being away from her husband [Lamar Odom].”
The newlyweds still manage to keep things hot while being miles apart with their nightly iBoning sessions though!
Before peacing out of The Tonight Show, Kim, Jay and fellow guest Dana Carvey knocked back a few shots to end the night — shots of QuickTrim of course!
“Do they suppress your appetite?” Carvey asked.
“Oh, it does not make you have the runs,” Kim replied. “Cheers!”
Last summer, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian mixed business with pleasure on their first season on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Now, E! has announced that season 2 of the show will premiere this summer!
The new season will focus on Khloe’s relationship with Lakers forward Lamar Odom, Kourtney and her baby boy Mason, and the duo’s return to Miami to save their boutique which is facing management issues.
Additionally, Khloe will appear on her radio show, “Khloe After Dark”, manage Dash and travel back and forth between Miami and LA to be with Lamar.
Scott Disick will help Kourtney juggle motherhood and managing the Dash employees while he works on opening up a combination restaurant, bar and lounge.
“This time it’s a whole different world as the pair must embrace their new life roles and juggle their hectic careers as they head back to South Beach where fun always follows,” says Lisa Berger, a VP at E!
Also, Kim Kardashian will guest-star on the series which will run for ten episodes.
The girls are already getting ready for their trip down south.
“Ready for bed! Packed ALL day for Miami!” Kourtney Twittered early Monday morning.
After everything that went down during the first season we can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen this summer! Drugs, drama, Dash… it’s gonna be crazy!
Despite recent reports that Scott Disick is a cheating bastard and terrible father, Kim Kardashian comes to his defense calling the rumors bullshit!
In the new issue of Us Weekly the Kardashian klan applauds Kourtney’s new and improved baby daddy!
“Everything changes when you have a baby,” Kourtney tells Us. “You forget the petty stuff and see what’s important. Everything is amazing!”
While Scott has suffered years of verbal abuse from Kourt’s hot headed mom Kris Jenner and stubborn sis Khloe, Kim says that is no more.
“He’s always at home helping Kourtney,” Kim explains to Us. “It has for sure brought them closer.”
Phew! We’ve been praying for Scott’s life after since watching the season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. We thought for sure that Kris had wrung his neck a few hundred times by now!
Despite the bogus claims that Scott could give two shits about baby Mason, Kim confirms that the new daddy is obsessed with his son and even texts her a new photo of Mason daily!
“Scott is so attentive to him,” Kim says. “Mason has contributed to Scott growing up a lot.”
Who would’ve thunk it! All it took was a 9-week-old baby to kick Scott’s ass into gear!
“Scott is still a work in a progress, don’t get me wrong,” Kourtney’s stepdad Bruce Jenner tells Us. “But he’s coming through.”
Let’s all rise and give Mr. Disick a standing ovation!
Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush Tweet each other from different rooms in the same house!
It only took one day after the New Orleans Saints’ big Super Bowl win before Kim was up Reggie’s ass about a post-game vacation! In true Kim fashion, she hit her boo up via Twitter about their plans rather than walking into Reggie’s room to discuss privately!
“Vacation time is here,” she Tweeted, and then @replied Reggie and asked, “Where should we go this year? Definitely tropical!”
Playing along with Kim’s games, Reggie replied, “Somewhere relaxing and tropical with massages and spas everyday!”
“Jet skiing & snorkeling too,” Kim suggested.
Kardashian called up good buddy Ryan Seacrest on Monday to discuss the New Orleans Saints’ 31-17 win over the Indianapolis Colts, and said the game “was pretty insane.”
“It was such a surreal feeling,” she added. “I mean, this is the moment that Reggie’s been waiting for his entire life, and it was just so cool to be there and be in the middle of it and run on the field! Like, everything you see in a movie, it’s exactly what happened.”
Hmm, could Kim return home from this post-game vacay with a ring?!
Will The Super Bowl be a battle between The Colts and The Saints or E!’s hottest bitches, Kendra Wilkinson and Kim Kardashian?!
In case you’ve been living under a rock, Wilkinson’s hubby Hank Baskett plays for the Indianapolis Colts and Kardashian’s lucky ass, has been smashing New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush for years!
Kendra’s BFF Holly Madison dished about the upcoming game and her fellow E! stars.
“I think it’s really fun that two girls I know… their men are in the Super Bowl — against each other!” Holly tells Usmagazine.com.
While Madison says the two haven’t started with any back-and-forth trash talking yet, she says not to rule it out! Uhh, maybe Holly missed Kendra’s about Kim’s high maintenance ass.
“TMZ has a pic of what @KimKardashian is rollin round in in MIA 4 SB..they should get a pic of what ima roll in..In Budget renta car lololol!”
Madison explains that it may be too early in the game for her former Girls Next Door costar to engage in a war with Kim!
“[Wilkinson] is probably really too busy right now with her husband in the Super Bowl, with as well as the team is doing, filming her show and being a new mom,” Madison tells Us. “I think it’s probably a tornado over there.”
Kendra “sounds really happy,” Madison tells Us. “She wouldn’t miss [the Super Bowl] for the world. Not just for her husband, but because she’s a huge sports fan. So, I really hope the Colts win!”
While Holly may be rooting for The Colts, she’s still got love for Kim and is actually co-hosting the 7th Annual Leather & Laces Super Bowl Party, in Miami on Friday, with her!
“I love Kim. I’m excited to host a party with her, and I just think it’s going to be a lot of fun.”
Uhh, don’t count on it. The girl will make the entire Super Bowl weekend about herself!
New mommy Kourtney Kardashian, joined by sis Kim Kardashian and their mom, Kris Jenner made a surprise visit to the E! studios for Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Friday.
“I take Mason everywhere with me,” Kourtney says on her blog. “We had to stop in and surprise Ryan!”
“How cute is baby Mason?!” Seacreast asks.
“Is baby ready to feed? He’s looking for your breast.” Seacrest notes.
As usual, Kim tried to steal the spotlight by ripping baby Mason out of his momma’s arms numerous times throughout the interview.
“Maybe I’ll feed him,” Kim says.
Seacrest then volunteered himself as a “babysitter.”
“You and Scott go out on the town, I’ll cover over and babysit Mason,” Seacrest says. “My house is built for kids!”
No surprise that Kim was there for her nephew’s first legit public outing! She’s been begging Kourt to Twitpic his ass, and unlike her media hungry sissy, she’s said no each time!
After bitching and whining about not wanting to risk ruining her almost perfect face in a boxing match, Kim Kardashian sucked it up in hopes to raise money for a dying fan!
In case you missed it, Kim took a punch to the face that left her with a black eye on Sunday night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians — and being the drama queen that she is — admits it was tough to relive that scary moment!
“This episode is crazy!” she Sunday night. “Hard for me to watch the boxing matches!”
After her bro Rob Kardashian nearly got the shit beat out of him, we’re actually quite shocked Kim had the balls to fight her fierce opponent.
“I’m a lover not a fighter,” she added a few hours later.
While Kim was getting beat, the New Orleans Saints were not! Her hottie boyfriend Reggie Bush is one step closer to getting that pimp- ass ring as the Saints won the AFC championship game and are headed to the Super Bowl to battle the Indianapolis Colts!
Hmm, sounds more like The Kardashians VS Kendra Wilkinson than a football game!
“I’m so proud of my baby!” she posted on Twitter. “Superbowl baby!!!! WOW no words! Congrats New Orleans.”
Anyway, gotta give Kim mad props for taking punches in the name of charity. We didn’t think she had it in her!
