Lamar Odom Wants To Make Babies!

November 6th, 2009

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Lamar Odom apparently doesn’t have patience and is in a rush to do everything!

Odom — who married Khloe Kardashian after only one month — says he’s already ready to make babies!

In their first televised interview together, the newlyweds sat down with Chelsea Handler and Odom told the late night host that his wife would be pregnant “soon.”

Who’s he kidding? Dude’s probably just into the act of baby making… he doesn’t want to be changing any dirty diapers just yet!

Do the Odom’s want to start a family right away?

“I do!” Odom said.

Damn! This guy needs to slow down and just enjoy life for awhile! There’s plenty of time for kids… plus, Khloe is still one herself!

While her family reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashian, comes back to E! this weekend, Khloe and her hubby aren’t denying the possibility of a future newlyweds type show.

“Ryan [Seacrest] has been talking to us about it.,” she says. “I mean, right now, we have so much going on, but we don’t know. We’ve got to get through the holidays, and then we’ll discuss it again after that.”

That ought to really piss Kim off!

Khloe & Lamar Get Tatted Up!

October 27th, 2009

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As people continue to dub the marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom a publicity stunt, the couple go out of their way once again in attempt to prove their love to the media!

After a romantic dinner date Saturday Oct. 24, the newlyweds decided to cap off their evening with a trip to the tattoo parlor!

“Lamar and I were eating at Sunset Plaza and I just said, ‘Let’s go to Tattoo Mania! I want a tattoo!’” Khloe blogged on Oct. 26.

At L.A.’s Tattoo Mania, the couple had artist Dirk Vanderlinden apply “L.O.” on Kardashian’s right hand and “K.O.” on bother Odom’s hands.

Nothing shows true love more than a tattoo with your significant other’s initials! At least Lamar will only have to change one letter after he divorces and remarries!

“They were so cute!” Vanderlinden tells Usmagazine.com. “They were very sweet with each other — definitely typical newlyweds,” he says, adding that “they were really happy with how their tattoos turned out.”

Obviously! They’re still in that lovey-dovey stage! Give it a few months and that feeling will wear off!

“I’m definitely a believer in tattoos as long as they are thoughtful and have significant meaning, which all of mine do,” Khloe wrote on her blog.

This wasn’t Vanderlinden’s first meeting with Kardashian. He previously inked “I love you” in the handwriting of Khloe’s late father, Robert Kardashian, on her wrist. She also has a cross and angel wings with “Daddy” written on them on her lower back.

At least her first tattoos are FOREVER… a lot more than we can say for her new ink!

Are Khloe & Lamar Already Headed Towards Splitsville?

October 16th, 2009

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Khloe Kardashian is LOL’ing at Star magazine’s latest Kardashian story…

While the new issue of Star claims that Khloe and her Los Angeles Lakers hubby Lamar Odom have already split up because he refused to give her a massage, the Dash girl says otherwirse!

“I seriously died when I read that! LOL,” she wrote on her blog Thursday. Star is known for doing evil, fake and RIDICULOUS stories about my family. Remember the cover story, ‘Kardashians At War?’ Honey, please.”

The newlywed said that Star is “becoming the Enquirer. Next thing you know they’ll be saying that Kourtney is giving birth to a cat! LOL. All of their stories are absurd but at least we get a good laugh from their lies.”

While we might not have much hope for Khloe and Lamar either, to go to the extreme in claiming that they’re divorcing ALREADY due to a massage refusal is completely bogus!

Khloe continued by stating that married life is “incredible and I’ve never been so happy. I feel so blessed to have Lamar and I can’t wait to spend my life with him!”

We’ll be crossing our fingers for you, girl!

A Look Inside Khloe and Lamar’s Dream House

October 7th, 2009

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The two tied the knot, just barely a week ago, but now Khloe Kardashian and her hubby Lamar Ododm have found the dream house to complete their whirlwind romance.

The two found an LA mansion on Roscomare Road that seems to fit their every desire! In fact, the two have visited the $5.5 million six-bedroom, 7½-bath abode TWICE already! Once on Sept. 30 and again on Oct. 1.

“They were extremely interested in the house because of the access to the freeway and the fact that it’s so private,” an insider tells Life & Style. “They were like two teenagers in love while they were there — holding hands and hugging.”

Wow, either the two really were serious about their wedding, or this is just another tactic in their elaborate plan. Either way, they’ve got us pretty convinced!

Kim Claims Khloe’s Wedding Was “Real”

September 30th, 2009

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We find it a little hard to believe, but Kim Kardashian insists her sister Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to LA Lakers Lamar Odom is real!

“I really hate all the crazy things I have been hearing regarding their wedding not being real,” Kim says on her website. “That is just crazy and untrue!!!”

Recent reports have surfaced that claim the ceremony, filmed for a November episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, was non-binding.

Additionally, this morning, TMZ.com ran audio of the show’s producers debating scripted lines from the wedding! The whole discussion revolves around Khloe telling Bruce Jenner that she views him as her “real dad” after the 2003 death of her biological father, Robert.

Kim is sick of all the drama.

“Let Mr. and Mrs Odom enjoy being newlyweds!” she writes. “They are sooo freakin cute together! I love them and am so happy for them!”

Say what you want Kim, but this whole dating-to-married in one month BS seems a little unbelievable, and not just to us! Especially after seeing the drama her sisters have gone through with men, there’s no way Khloe can have that much faith in the opposite sex. We have a feeling that this one’s not gonna last… if it ever even started.

Lamar & Khloe Get Hitched!

September 28th, 2009

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Khloe Kardashian and Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom indeed got married on Sunday!

The couple, who have only been dating for one month, got married at the Los Angeles mansion of Kardashian family friend and music manager Irving Azoff on Sunday evening.

All of the expected Kardashian family members were there including mom Kris Jenner, stepfather Bruce Jenner, sisters Kim, and Kourtney and brother Robert. There were about 200 guests and other celebrities in attendance included Odom’s L.A. Lakers teammates, Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, reality star Brittny Gastineau and TV personality LaLa Vasquez.

The bridesmaids wore short strapless lilac dresses and guests munched on Lakers-themed purple and yellow cupcakes.

The lovebirds rushed to the alter because they wanted to get hitched before Odom’s basketball season begins - the first preseason game is on Oct. 7.

And they couldn’t wait to walk down the aisle till after the season because??? Hmmm…we don’t see this one ending well. Fairy tale wedding doesn’t necessarily equal fairy tale marriage!

LaLa Vasquez Chimes In On Khloe & Lamar’s Wedding!

September 25th, 2009

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MTV veejay La La Vasquez is among the guests attending Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s unexpected wedding on Sunday!

“I’m always excited when I see friends happy and in love,” she told Usmagazine.com Thursday at LeBron James’ More than a Game album release party in L.A. “Who wouldn’t want that for their friends?”

We totally agree with La La but how can you honestly tell if it’s TRUE love one month into the relationship? We think Khloe’s fab, but it’s very clear she’s had boy issues for awhile now! She didn’t even know how to react to a guy sending her a cake at dinner… how’s she going to handle a marriage?!

La La says they “are the cutest couple,” adding that they both have “cool personalities. They are very happy.”

Though many are calling this a shotgun wedding, close friends and family claim the two are just hopelessly in love. What does La La think about Khloe and Lamar tying the knot so soon?

“Who am I to judge about time? I’m not even married!” she told Us. “I mean, you can’t put a time on love. I wish them the best, and I’m sure they are going to have a great happy, long marriage.”

Maybe La La is just a bit more brainy than our girl Khloe???

Lamar’s boys are chiming in too, but of course they don’t have anything with substance to say.

Odom’s Los Angeles Lakers teammate Ron Artest told Us he’s “very excited” for the pair as well.

“Love is strong, so I think it’s cool,” he said. “I’m so happy for them. I don’t have any advice right now.”

“They are great!” he told Us. “One is tall and one is short.”

Uhh, and that makes for a good relationship? Let’s cross our fingers that Lamar doesn’t hit up his Laker pal for future advice!

Lamar Odom Called Off Bachelor Party!

September 25th, 2009

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Khloe Kardashian’s soon-to-be hubby Lamar Odom called off his official bachelor party last night… just hours before the festivities were set to begin!

As reported yesterday, Kardashian’s fine-ass brother Rob and scumbag pal Joe Francis had arranged a pre-bachelor party to be held at Francis’ house, followed by the official party at Les Deux.

“I am extremely thankful to Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian, for agreeing to host my bachelor party this evening at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux,” Odom told TMZ.com.

“I regret, I will have to cancel this event because I have now decided to have a private dinner with my teammates, a few close friends and of course Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian,” he concluded.

Hmm, why the sudden change of plans?! Maybe Khloe wasn’t too keen on the idea of stripper poles and midgets?

The Dash girl, who drops F-BOMBS like it’s her job and is always up for sex talk, opted for a more classy bachelorette party. TMZ learned that Khloe, her sisters and all her besties spent the night in a luxury L.A. hotel where they dined by the pool, followed by a night of pampering.

“Bachlorette party bitches!!!!” Khloe wrote on her Twitter last night.

We wouldn’t be surprised if Joe Francis planned to get Lamar wasted in order to talk him into going to some strip club on the way home from his bachelor dinner!

Don’t worry, we’re sure Khloe put an end to any of Joe’s sleazy plans…

“@RealLamarOdom U better watch out, we are crashing your party!!!” Khloe later Tweeted to Lamar.

Lamar Odom’s Pre-Bachelor Party Festivities!

September 24th, 2009

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While Khloe Kardashian prepares for her big day by tanning with her sissys, friends of her fiance Lamar Odom are working out the details for what will be his blowout bachelor party!

“Lamar’s friend Joe Francis purchased seven cases of Malibu Rocky Oaks wine at Malibu Wines for Lamar’s pre-bachelor party. Joe literally bought out the store’s entire stock of the wine!” a friend of Lamar’s tells Life & Style.

This ought to be one hell of a classy bachelor party with Joe scumbag Francis in charge!

Lamar and his boys will kick it at the pre-bachelor shindig at Francis’ house on Thursday and later head to the official bachelor party at Los Angeles hotspot Les Deux.

Seven cases of wine plus Joe Francis? We expect many BAD decisions from Lamar tonight…

Khloe Kardashian’s Wedding Details

September 23rd, 2009

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As we previously reported, Khloe Kardashian is tying the knot this Sunday with fiance and LA Lakers star Lamar Odom after just a month of dating!

That’s an extremely short amount of time to plan an extravagant wedding, but Khloe recently opened up to Life & Style magazine about how they pulled the whole thing off in just two weeks!

THE BRIDAL PARTY
“My bridal party is a surprise to me,” Khloé admits.
Apparently Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have seven girlfriends standing up with the bride at the ceremony, but they won’t reveal who the lucky ladies are!

THE RING
Lamar gave Khloé a gorgeous 9-carat radiant-cut diamond on a pavéd band, a source tells Life & Style. “The ring is amazing!” Khloé exclaims.

GIFTS GALORE!!
The couple registered at Williams-Sonoma and Gearys in LA.

Another fabulous keepsake the couple will obtain is footage of their wedding that’s being filmed for one of Khloe’s E! reality shows.

MOM LOVES HELPING OUT
Finally, Kris, the mother of the bride helped Khloé pick out trinkets for her bridesmaids for two hours at XIV Karat on Sept. 21 in LA. “They were looking at heartshaped necklaces for the bridesmaids and rings for the groomsmen,” says an eyewitness.

Well it sounds like the Kardashian girls have the whole extravaganza under control! Not that we ever doubted them…

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