Khloe Kardashian and hubby Lamar Odom get their iBone on!
How does this Dash girl and the L.A. Lakers star keep things “sexy” when he’s on the road playing basketball and she’s filming in Miami?
They often “iChat,” but “I call it ‘iBoning,’” Khloe said. “We’re married. You gotta make it fun.”
During an appearance on Wednesday’s Lopez Tonight, Khloe revealed how she prepared for her late night iBoning sessions with her hubby while filming for the second season of E’s hit show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.
While shopping with sis Kourtney at a lingerie store with hopes to pick up something special for Lamar, Kourt was like, “‘Hello, you gotta fix your situation.’”
Of course Kourtney would know about Khloe’s grooming habits considering they Tweet nonstop about spreading mayonnaise on each other va-jay-jays!
“I said, ‘Well, I’m in Miami and I don’t know anyone here,’” Khloe recalled. “We called, and nobody could take me.”
Remembering that she was the campus wide waxer in college, Kourtney offered to perform a little grooming on Khloe’s privates!
“She’s 30, college was, like, 10 years ago. Point is, she does not remember how to do it!” Khloe said. “That s**t hurt so badly! She burned me more than helped me!”
Last summer, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian mixed business with pleasure on their first season on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Now, E! has announced that season 2 of the show will premiere this summer!
The new season will focus on Khloe’s relationship with Lakers forward Lamar Odom, Kourtney and her baby boy Mason, and the duo’s return to Miami to save their boutique which is facing management issues.
Additionally, Khloe will appear on her radio show, “Khloe After Dark”, manage Dash and travel back and forth between Miami and LA to be with Lamar.
Scott Disick will help Kourtney juggle motherhood and managing the Dash employees while he works on opening up a combination restaurant, bar and lounge.
“This time it’s a whole different world as the pair must embrace their new life roles and juggle their hectic careers as they head back to South Beach where fun always follows,” says Lisa Berger, a VP at E!
Also, Kim Kardashian will guest-star on the series which will run for ten episodes.
The girls are already getting ready for their trip down south.
“Ready for bed! Packed ALL day for Miami!” Kourtney Twittered early Monday morning.
After everything that went down during the first season we can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen this summer! Drugs, drama, Dash… it’s gonna be crazy!
Khloe Kardashian Says Marriage Is The Key To Feeling Beautiful!
February 24th, 2010
After all the QuickTrim and weight-loss Khloe Kardashian says it’s her husband that makes her feel on top of the world!
While at the NYC launch for Three-O Vodka’s Rangtang, Kardashian opened up about married life! “I feel like being married makes you comfortable in your own skin,” she told Usmagazine.com of how life with Lamar Odom has changed her. “My husband makes me feel beautiful.”
While she feels gorgeous, Kardashian admits staying fit “is a constant battle.”
The Dash girl said her L.A. Lakers hubby has it easy and “stays healthy because of his career,” while she on the other hand has a more difficult time not giving into temptation.
She says she is often “not as hard” on herself when it comes to a regular exercise and a nutritional food plan.
Well, when you’ve got a husband who falls asleep eating candy bars in bed, it must be rather difficult not to eat the leftovers!
Earlier this week, mom Kris Jenner told E! News that she’s hoping for Khloe and Lamar to have a baby next and it seems as though Khloe is doing everything to make that happen — admitting that she’s stopped taking her birth control pills!
“Now, I’m like, ‘Ugh, the screaming baby!’”Kardashian says of becoming an aunt to baby Mason Dash. “It’s nice to play with him then give him back to his mom! We’re always excited to get babies, but Mason doesn’t give me that push.”
Well girl, BC usually makes women gain a few lbs… so maybe you’ll lose a few now?
Three weeks after Kourtney gave birth to son Mason Dash Disick, sis Khloe hints that she’s sexing hubby Lamar Odom 24/7 in hopes to become preggers!
After getting her hopes up and learning she wasn’t expecting last year, Khloe says her first step in trying to conceive is ditching contraceptives all together.
During a radio interview with 104.3 MY FM’s Valentine in the Morning, Khloe reveals, “I want to so badly! That’s a goal for me,” but says, “I’m 25. I’m not rushing it.”
“I’m also not doing anything to prevent it…I want to, we both want to, we’re in an ideal situation,” she continued.
Even more excited than Khloe to have a little one, Lamar is well aware that she’s stopped taking BC and wants to get his wifey pregnant ASAP! “Oh, he knows. Lamar wants to have a baby tomorrow!” Khloe explains.
After coming down with the stomach bug on Near Year’s Day, Khloe says, “I was throwing up all day long” and Lamar began getting his hopes up!
“He was like ‘Yeah! You’re pregnant,” Kardashian says, noting that her husband even went out to purchase a pregnancy test. “He was all on it!” she says.
We wish these girls would stop trying to one up each other… it’s getting old!
Lamar Odom apparently doesn’t have patience and is in a rush to do everything!
Odom — who married Khloe Kardashian after only one month — says he’s already ready to make babies!
In their first televised interview together, the newlyweds sat down with Chelsea Handler and Odom told the late night host that his wife would be pregnant “soon.”
Who’s he kidding? Dude’s probably just into the act of baby making… he doesn’t want to be changing any dirty diapers just yet!
Do the Odom’s want to start a family right away?
“I do!” Odom said.
Damn! This guy needs to slow down and just enjoy life for awhile! There’s plenty of time for kids… plus, Khloe is still one herself!
While her family reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashian, comes back to E! this weekend, Khloe and her hubby aren’t denying the possibility of a future newlyweds type show.
“Ryan [Seacrest] has been talking to us about it.,” she says. “I mean, right now, we have so much going on, but we don’t know. We’ve got to get through the holidays, and then we’ll discuss it again after that.”
As people continue to dub the marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom a publicity stunt, the couple go out of their way once again in attempt to prove their love to the media!
After a romantic dinner date Saturday Oct. 24, the newlyweds decided to cap off their evening with a trip to the tattoo parlor!
“Lamar and I were eating at Sunset Plaza and I just said, ‘Let’s go to Tattoo Mania! I want a tattoo!’” Khloe blogged on Oct. 26.
At L.A.’s Tattoo Mania, the couple had artist Dirk Vanderlinden apply “L.O.” on Kardashian’s right hand and “K.O.” on bother Odom’s hands.
Nothing shows true love more than a tattoo with your significant other’s initials! At least Lamar will only have to change one letter after he divorces and remarries!
“They were so cute!” Vanderlinden tells Usmagazine.com. “They were very sweet with each other — definitely typical newlyweds,” he says, adding that “they were really happy with how their tattoos turned out.”
Obviously! They’re still in that lovey-dovey stage! Give it a few months and that feeling will wear off!
“I’m definitely a believer in tattoos as long as they are thoughtful and have significant meaning, which all of mine do,” Khloe wrote on her blog.
This wasn’t Vanderlinden’s first meeting with Kardashian. He previously inked “I love you” in the handwriting of Khloe’s late father, Robert Kardashian, on her wrist. She also has a cross and angel wings with “Daddy” written on them on her lower back.
At least her first tattoos are FOREVER… a lot more than we can say for her new ink!
Are Khloe & Lamar Already Headed Towards Splitsville?
October 16th, 2009
Khloe Kardashian is LOL’ing at Star magazine’s latest Kardashian story…
While the new issue of Star claims that Khloe and her Los Angeles Lakers hubby Lamar Odom have already split up because he refused to give her a massage, the Dash girl says otherwirse!
“I seriously died when I read that! LOL,” she wrote on her blog Thursday. “Star is known for doing evil, fake and RIDICULOUS stories about my family. Remember the cover story, ‘Kardashians At War?’ Honey, please.”
The newlywed said that Star is “becoming the Enquirer. Next thing you know they’ll be saying that Kourtney is giving birth to a cat! LOL. All of their stories are absurd but at least we get a good laugh from their lies.”
While we might not have much hope for Khloe and Lamar either, to go to the extreme in claiming that they’re divorcing ALREADY due to a massage refusal is completely bogus!
Khloe continued by stating that married life is “incredible and I’ve never been so happy. I feel so blessed to have Lamar and I can’t wait to spend my life with him!”
The two tied the knot, just barely a week ago, but now Khloe Kardashian and her hubby Lamar Ododm have found the dream house to complete their whirlwind romance.
The two found an LA mansion on Roscomare Road that seems to fit their every desire! In fact, the two have visited the $5.5 million six-bedroom, 7½-bath abode TWICE already! Once on Sept. 30 and again on Oct. 1.
“They were extremely interested in the house because of the access to the freeway and the fact that it’s so private,” an insider tells Life & Style.“They were like two teenagers in love while they were there — holding hands and hugging.”
Wow, either the two really were serious about their wedding, or this is just another tactic in their elaborate plan. Either way, they’ve got us pretty convinced!
We find it a little hard to believe, but Kim Kardashian insists her sister Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to LA Lakers Lamar Odom is real!
“I really hate all the crazy things I have been hearing regarding their wedding not being real,” Kim says on her website. “That is just crazy and untrue!!!”
Recent reports have surfaced that claim the ceremony, filmed for a November episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, was non-binding.
Additionally, this morning, TMZ.com ran audio of the show’s producers debating scripted lines from the wedding! The whole discussion revolves around Khloe telling Bruce Jenner that she views him as her “real dad” after the 2003 death of her biological father, Robert.
Kim is sick of all the drama.
“Let Mr. and Mrs Odom enjoy being newlyweds!” she writes. “They are sooo freakin cute together! I love them and am so happy for them!”
Say what you want Kim, but this whole dating-to-married in one month BS seems a little unbelievable, and not just to us! Especially after seeing the drama her sisters have gone through with men, there’s no way Khloe can have that much faith in the opposite sex. We have a feeling that this one’s not gonna last… if it ever even started.
Khloe Kardashian and Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom indeed got married on Sunday!
The couple, who have only been dating for one month, got married at the Los Angeles mansion of Kardashian family friend and music manager Irving Azoff on Sunday evening.
All of the expected Kardashian family members were there including mom Kris Jenner, stepfather Bruce Jenner, sisters Kim, and Kourtney and brother Robert. There were about 200 guests and other celebrities in attendance included Odom’s L.A. Lakers teammates, Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, reality star Brittny Gastineau and TV personality LaLa Vasquez.
The bridesmaids wore short strapless lilac dresses and guests munched on Lakers-themed purple and yellow cupcakes.
The lovebirds rushed to the alter because they wanted to get hitched before Odom’s basketball season begins - the first preseason game is on Oct. 7.
And they couldn’t wait to walk down the aisle till after the season because??? Hmmm…we don’t see this one ending well. Fairy tale wedding doesn’t necessarily equal fairy tale marriage!
