New mommy Kourtney Kardashian, joined by sis Kim Kardashian and their mom, Kris Jenner made a surprise visit to the E! studios for Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Friday.
“I take Mason everywhere with me,” Kourtney says on her blog. “We had to stop in and surprise Ryan!”
“How cute is baby Mason?!” Seacreast asks.
“Is baby ready to feed? He’s looking for your breast.” Seacrest notes.
As usual, Kim tried to steal the spotlight by ripping baby Mason out of his momma’s arms numerous times throughout the interview.
“Maybe I’ll feed him,” Kim says.
Seacrest then volunteered himself as a “babysitter.”
“You and Scott go out on the town, I’ll cover over and babysit Mason,” Seacrest says. “My house is built for kids!”
No surprise that Kim was there for her nephew’s first legit public outing! She’s been begging Kourt to Twitpic his ass, and unlike her media hungry sissy, she’s said no each time!
Kourtney Kardashian says her post baby bod isn’t as fab as the tabloids are making it seem!
The Dash girl took to her Twitter page last week to address OK!’s new cover story featuring a photoshopped photo of her hot mommy body!
“One of those weeklies got it wrong again … they didn’t have an exclusive with me. And I gained 40 pounds while pregs, not 26…But thanks!”
In an interview with Women’s Wear Daily, the new mommy explained the bullshit behind the bogus story.
“They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not,” she tells Women’s Wear Daily.
In addition to publishing fake ass pics, the tabloid also claims to have gotten an exclusive interview with Kourt on her “body after baby,” but it’s clearly not true!
Kourtney says she never spoke to OK! for the story, which also quotes friends and step-dad Bruce Jenner.
Whatever girl, we still think you look gorgeous and we can only imagine the number of chicks that would die for your post baby curves!
Less than a month after popping out a baby, Kourtney Kardashian debuted her post baby bod!
Cradling her son Mason Scott Disck, Kourt — wearing an off-the-shoulder black sweater with matching black leggings and boots — met up with family Sunday in Los Angeles, accompanied by boyfriend Scott Disick and sis Kim Kardashian.
While Kourtney hopes to lose the 26 pounds she gained during pregnancy, she’s not rushing into any drastic weight-loss measures just yet.
In a recent Twitter update, Kourt shared her lastest binges, which included Armenian cookies, “PB+J” sandwiches and Pinkberry.
“We decided on Chinese! PF Changs!” she posted Saturday night. “Yummy chicken lettuce cups … and some frozen yogurt for dessert!”
Kourt has plans of following in her sister’s footsteps and giving QuickTrim a shot.
“I’m going to do it with Kourtney,” mom Kris Jenner previously told Usmagazine.com. “Kourtney is going to do it for after the baby. We are very excited.”
With a newborn in her life, Kourtney has no time to be counting calories and other bogus shit right now.
“Having Mason in my life is the most amazing, indescribable thing that’s ever happened to me,” she recently posted on her website. “I am so in love with him and love having my own little family with Scott and Mason.”
Looks like a new Kardashian sib is taking over the spotlight!
Kendall Jenner recently signed on to Wilhelmina Modeling Agency at the young age of 14. The teen model has already landed a campaign with the popular American chain Forever 21, reports E! News.
“My mom came up to me one day and said, ‘Kendall, I got you a job,’” she tells E!. “I just got so excited. I love shopping at Forever. I love their clothes.”
Kendall has already shot one shoot, which she described as “a Grease theme.” She has another one coming up this week and admitted to E!, “I’m really excited for it.”
Already, her hot and experienced sibs are offering advice.
“I looked to Kim for posing advice,” says Kendall. “[Kourtney] said to put my own style into the clothes that I was wearing. I was a little nervous before the shoot, but after I started taking a couple of pictures it just flowed and it was so fun.”
Also consuming Kendall’s attention these days is her new nephew, Mason! “I love it,” she says of being an aunt. “He comes over a lot, and I’m always begging Kourtney to hold him. He’s just so cute. I love him.”
Uh-oh Kim… Just another sibling to steal your spotlight! We can imagine how you’re handling this one. Maybe Kendall should look to Khloe for posing advice, because with Kim’s vain behavior, she just might sabotage her little sister’s career!
The Kardashians call baby Mason Dash Disick the best Christmas present ever!
While Kim is doing backflips over becoming an aunt, her mom Kris Jenner is still warming up to her title as grandma.
“[My] mom is a grandma, and as much as she might say she doesn’t like being called one, we know she secretly loves it!!” Kim blogged two days after sister Kourtney welcomed her first child.
“The whole family is so thrilled, excited and blessed to have Mason in our lives and we couldn’t have asked for a more perfect gift this Christmas!” Kim continued.
Actually, Kim’s just excited to use Mason to get more press! We can already picture her lugging the poor kid to her mani/pedi appointments simply for extra attention!
While mommy and daddy have yet to comment on their precious one, Kourtney and Scott told Us last fall how they were preparing for their holiday baby!
“We’re home every night looking at baby books and baby magazines,” Disick explained. “I just want to stay home with her, enjoy her company, look at her stomach and be with her.”
Awww! Who would’ve ever thought a douche bag could sound so sweet?
While Kourt and Scott are at home with their newborn, Kim is probably shopping magazine deals, figuring out which lucky one will get baby Mason’s first pics! We wouldn’t be surprised if she somehow works herself into the photoshoot!
After hours of Tweeting about the season four premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian popped a few weeks early and welcomed her first child with boyfriend Scott Disick!
“i’m due december 23rd! it’s a waiting game. but oh so exciting!!! i can’t wait to hold my baby and meet him!” preggo Kourt Twittered early Sunday morning.
Looks like she spoke too soon!
“Kourtney just delivered a healthy baby boy about an hour ago,” her publicist confirmed early Monday morning to E! News and Life & Style.
Mason Dash Disick — born at an L.A. area hospital — tipped the scales at seven pounds, 6 ounces, and measured in at 19.5 inches.
“A boy is definitely needed in this family!” Kourtney told E! News in October. “Scott and I are thrilled to add a little boy to the bunch.”
And so is the rest of the world! No need to add another catty chick into the bunch!
While many people say that sex jump-starts labor, it looks like nonstop Tweeting worked just the same for Kourt!
We wonder if Kim will want to throw baby Mason in the garbarge in a week just like she wanted to do with Khloe and Lamar’s wedding cake! Jealous bitch, what?!
She hasn’t even had her baby yet, but Kourtney Kardashian already has a game plan for how to shed the pounds, post-pregnancy!
So what’s her plan of attack? QuickTrim! And her mom, Kris Jenner is going to be her support system because she’ll be doing it too!
“I’m going to do it with Kourtney,” Kris told Usmagazine.com. “Kourtney is going to do it for after the baby. We are very excited.”
Both her sisters, Kim and Khloe Kardashian attribute their weight loss success to the supplement, motivating Kourtney to take the same approach.
However, while she’s got her weight loss plan in order, she and beau Scott Disick have yet to make an even more important decision… what to name their baby! Understandable though. Kourtney says she’d like to meet her baby before settling on a name.
“No, we don’t have a name,” Kourt’s step-dad Bruce Jenner told Us. “I think they are hiding it from me. I’m thinking Kourtney must have a name, but she won’t tell me because she’s afraid it’s going to get out. You’ve seen my show — I’m always the last to know! But she is ready to go any day. It could happen any time.” So how are they getting prepared? Said Bruce, “We’re just on baby watch!”
Ahh, we can’t believe the day is finally approaching! Just what the world needs… another crazy Kardashian kid! We think the kid’s name will start with a K… but it’s just a guess.
While Kim and Khloe Kardashian are traveling the country pimping out the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, pregnant sister Kourtney is sitting at home on the couch ready to burst!
Leave it to self-absorbed Kim to diss her sis the first chance she gets! Bitch is just straight-up jealous she’s not knocked up by Reggie Bush and popping out a kid this month!
“Kourtney was never ever the type that I ever would think would ever want to have kids,” says Kim during an appearance on Thursday’s The Rachael Ray Show. “She owns a kid’s clothing store, and if a kid would come in she would be like, ‘Where’s your mom? You need to go find your mom and come in with her.’ She didn’t understand it and she wasn’t that nurturing.” But her expectant sister has “just completely changed” during her pregnancy, Kim says.
Newlywed sis Khloe, appearing alongside the Queen B, adds that Kourtney assumed that she’d be breast feeding for five years. “Kourtney was like ‘I’m so excited, I don’t have to cook for five years!’” Khloe tells Ray. “And I go ‘what do you mean?’ She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breast feed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’ She has, like, no idea!”
While Kourt’s sisters may doubt her capabilities, her douche bag boyfriend Scott Disick is sticking in her corner!
“She will be a good mother — she knows how to take care of someone,” he recently told Us Weekly, adding that she’ll also be “strict.”
Yeah, right! She’s already hit up Kim for baby-sitting and plans to continue with her partying lifestyle!
It’s less than two months until Kourtney Kardashian pops and she couldn’t be more eager to lose that baby weight!
Last week, the preggo star admitted that she “is over the red carpet being pregnant” and has gained 26 pounds! How ironic, sister Khloe lost 25 pounds from QuickTrim and Kourt picked it right up!
Kim even says that Kourtney is “having a hard time” accepting the extra pounds from getting knocked up!
“Kourtney is going crazy,” Kim told Usmagazine.com at the opening of Westfield Culver City shopping center in Culver City, Calif. Saturday. “She feels so big right now. She’s just ready to have the baby.”
Aw but she’s really not! Kourt seriously makes the cutest little pregnant girl ever! She should be lucky, fatties easily pack on 25 pounds in a year from indulging in too many burgers and fries!
Kim and Khloe — who swear by the dieting product, QuickTrim — say that Kourt is jealous of their hot bods and is ready to get her skinny-minny figure back!
“She is anxious to get on the same plan as us,” Kim said. “She sees a definite difference in weight loss from us. I feel like I am in the best shape of my life right now.”
No worries, Kourt! We highly doubt you’ll have any trouble whipping your body back into tip top shape!
On Tuesday night, The Kardashian family hosted the event, “Kardashians Chairty Knock Out” in Commerce, Calif. where people could bid at CharityBuzz.com for a chance to box select members of the Kardashian family.
All proceeds went to the Dream Foundation.
Dressed head to toe in pink boxing attire, Kim Kardashain lost to her opponent. However, she did better than both her sister, Khloe Kardashian and her sis Kourtney Kardashian’s BF, Scott Disick. Both of them bowed out of scheduled fights after the night took an unexpected turn.
Younger brother Rob Kardashian, “was quickly floored by a barrage of punches” by a “much larger opponent,” reports the UK’s Daily Mail. By the time the first round of this match ended, the whole Kardashian family was screaming angrily and Kim had jumped into Rob’s corner damnding the fight come to an end immediately.
The family headed backstage to let themselves and fans settle down. Eventually, they all reemerged and step-dad Bruce Jenner and Kim fought their fights.
Kim Tweeted later that night, “the boxing match was crazy! I’m a little banged up today but all worth it for charity!!!”
Umm, what a weird idea for a charity event?! Giving someone the opportunity to punch a celebrity is just like asking to get your s–t f*cked up! Good plan guys… but maybe next time, try something a little less volatile.
