Kourtney and Khloe, Back to Miami Bitch!

March 1st, 2010

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Last summer, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian mixed business with pleasure on their first season on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Now, E! has announced that season 2 of the show will premiere this summer!

The new season will focus on Khloe’s relationship with Lakers forward Lamar Odom, Kourtney and her baby boy Mason, and the duo’s return to Miami to save their boutique which is facing management issues.

Additionally, Khloe will appear on her radio show, “Khloe After Dark”, manage Dash and travel back and forth between Miami and LA to be with Lamar.

Scott Disick will help Kourtney juggle motherhood and managing the Dash employees while he works on opening up a combination restaurant, bar and lounge.

“This time it’s a whole different world as the pair must embrace their new life roles and juggle their hectic careers as they head back to South Beach where fun always follows,” says Lisa Berger, a VP at E!

Also, Kim Kardashian will guest-star on the series which will run for ten episodes.

The girls are already getting ready for their trip down south.

“Ready for bed! Packed ALL day for Miami!” Kourtney Twittered early Monday morning.

After everything that went down during the first season we can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen this summer! Drugs, drama, Dash… it’s gonna be crazy!

Kardashian Klan Praises Scott!

February 25th, 2010

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Despite recent reports that Scott Disick is a cheating bastard and terrible father, Kim Kardashian comes to his defense calling the rumors bullshit!

In the new issue of Us Weekly the Kardashian klan applauds Kourtney’s new and improved baby daddy!

“Everything changes when you have a baby,” Kourtney tells Us. “You forget the petty stuff and see what’s important. Everything is amazing!”

While Scott has suffered years of verbal abuse from Kourt’s hot headed mom Kris Jenner and stubborn sis Khloe, Kim says that is no more.

“He’s always at home helping Kourtney,” Kim explains to Us. “It has for sure brought them closer.”

Phew! We’ve been praying for Scott’s life after since watching the season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. We thought for sure that Kris had wrung his neck a few hundred times by now!

Despite the bogus claims that Scott could give two shits about baby Mason, Kim confirms that the new daddy is obsessed with his son and even texts her a new photo of Mason daily!

“Scott is so attentive to him,” Kim says. “Mason has contributed to Scott growing up a lot.”

Who would’ve thunk it! All it took was a 9-week-old baby to kick Scott’s ass into gear!

“Scott is still a work in a progress, don’t get me wrong,” Kourtney’s stepdad Bruce Jenner tells Us. “But he’s coming through.”

Let’s all rise and give Mr. Disick a standing ovation!

Kardashian’s Wrap it up With No Regrets!

February 24th, 2010

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Sunday night’s Keeping up With the Kardashians was quite the finale! Kourtney Kardashian left little to the imagination when it came to filming the birth of her son Mason. But even in its somewhat graphic nature, Khloe Kardashian says Kourtney has no regrets!

“She’s 100 percent happy she did it,” Khloe tells Usmagazine.com Tuesday in NYC.

However, Khloe was not afraid to admit that while Kourtney was “fine” in the delivery room, she “was traumatized.”

However, she admits that Kourtney “doesn’t even look like she’s giving birth!” Continuing, “it looks fake!”

Over 4.8 million viewers tuned into the finale, making it E!’s most-watched telecast EVER!

And while the family is struggling to maintain a healthy relationship with Kourtney’s baby-daddy, Scott Disick, Khloe says their relationship is different everyday.

She shockingly even admitted, that she wouldn’t mind if the two got engaged, exclaiming, “I hope so!”

Maybe now that he’s got a bigger role to play (Dad vs. User boyfriend), Scott will man up. Who knows though… that tool is totally imature and completely unpredictable. Good luck Kourt!

Why Kourtney Kardashian Took Scott Back!

February 23rd, 2010

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While Kourtney Kardashian threatened to leave boyfriend Scott Disick after his drunken Vegas escapades, the Dash girl took her baby daddy back by the end of Monday night’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians season finale!

Before welcoming him back with open arms, Kourt told the E! cameras during filming, “I love him. I really want to make it work,” and within moments Scott was ready to park it in his girl like a dump truck!

While things were a bit rocky at the end of the show, Kourt says her relationship with Scott has improved since filming wrapped and baby Mason Dash was born.

“Everything between us is amazing,” she told Life & Style while in Las Vegas hosting the Dash fashion show at Jet nightclub on Feb.19.

Despite his childish ways and recent reports that he’s cheated, Scott and Kourtney are very much still together. A source close to the family confirms their relationship, telling Life & Style, “Kourtney and Scott are fine right now. Will they be together in five years? Who knows. But they’re not splitting up any time soon.”

Kourt has been the caught smack dab in the middle of tension between the little twit Scott and her dramatic mother Kris Jenner for years now, which hasn’t made life easy for the oldest Dash girl.

“It’s definitely been hard,” Kourtney told Life & Style. “But I just reached a point where I needed everyone to get over it. This is the father of my baby. Either they accept it or they don’t.”

Thank God Kourt accepted Scott back into her life because we couldn’t imagine him not in ours!

Kris Jenner Tired Of Scott Disick’s Lazy Ass!

February 22nd, 2010

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Kris Jenner tells Scott Disick it’s time to lay off the tanning and start getting serious!

In the last few episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, viewers watched as Kris lashed out at daughter Kourtney’s drunk slob kabob baby daddy. While it may seem that Kris hates him with a passion, she just wants Scott to find something he’s “passionate about.”

Something other than booze and tanning!

“I want someone who’s dedicated to Kourtney and the baby, who has something to get up for every day — not just get up and go get a tan in the backyard,” Jenner tells E! News in an interview airing Monday.

While it seems as though Kris praises Khloe and Kim’s boytoys for their high rollin’ lifestyles and athlete statuses, she surprisingly admits that it’s not all about money.

“It’s not just success monetarily. It’s finding something you love to do,” she continues. “I’m as hard on [son] Rob as I am on Scott. I set the bar really high and expect a lot out of my kids.”

Jenner admits that it’s never been smooth sailing with her and Scott as they’ve “always butted heads” because “when you date one of my kids, you date my all of us.”

Though last night’s season finale was full of tension, Kris says while things aren’t completely civil just yet, “one of these days, he can actually stop wearing a bulletproof vest.”

Don’t worry Scott, The Boots Girls still love you!

Scott Disick Is A Little Twit!

February 17th, 2010

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Uh oh! Scott Disick is back to his childish ways and Kourtney Kardashian is not happy!

Does this means he’s getting wasted off his ass and stuffing one-hundred dollar bills down waiters mouths in order to get a drink again?!

As previously reported by In Touch, Disick was recently caught with other women, and most recently, is slacking with his fatherly duties.

“Kourtney resents Scott for his behavior,” a friend says. “They fight about almost everything when they’re together.”

On Monday night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney became outraged after Scott’s drunken behavior and claimed to be done with him for good, but as usual, she let the little twit back into her heart! And let’s face it… she’s stuck with him for good now that have little baby Mason together.

Disick — who appears to be more focused on fame than his family — doesn’t lend a helping a hand when it comes to raising their newborn.

“From what I’ve seen, Scott doesn’t really hold the baby,” a frequent observer reveals. “When Kourtney has needed help, she has had to ask, and Scott appeared to give her crap about it. He acts like it is a huge hassle if he has to do anything like put down his phone to hold the baby.”

Hmm, sounds like just another episode of 16 and Pregnant!

In addition to slowly earning the deadbeat dad title, Disick has also been teasing Kourt about her extra baby weight that she isn’t shedding as quickly as she had hoped for.

“To him, it’s joking, but to her it’s taunting,” one of his pals explains. “She is really trying to lose it, but it isn’t coming off as fast as she’d like.”

Instead of supporting his girl, Scott has been calling Kourtney “fat” behind her back, his friend says, adding, “Scott said he’s not attracted to her because she’s fatter than she was when they were dating.”

A few extra lbs or not, Kourt is still gorgeous… and in fact, a little too pretty for Scott’s feminine ass!

Kourtney Kardashian Drinks Her Breast Milk!

February 11th, 2010

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Is Kourtney Kardashian eating cereal with her own breast milk?!

Sister Khloe outed the new mommy this morning via claiming that Kourtney and baby Mason share the same milk!

“Kourt just admitted that she tasted her own breast milk. Ummmm TMI,” Khloe Tweeted Thursday.

Luckily, for Kourt, Kerry Conway, an international board-certified lactation consults, says “it’s not dangerous” for women to sip on their own breast milk.

“Breast milk has nutrients and anti-bodies that can help boost the immune system,” she tells Usmagazine.com.

“Occasionally, I’ll have a mom say, ‘Hey, I tasted my breast milk.’ It’s not one of those things that’s unheard of,” Conway explains. “But it’s not like in my professional career, I run across it daily.”

While Kourt’s boobies aren’t strangers to her sister, Khloe admits it’s weird to watch her breast feed!

“Wow my sister has changed,” she previously Twittered. “She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child (sic).”

We’re actually surprised Khloe hasn’t given it a taste yet! She and Kourtney are super close… close enough to the point where they joke about spreading mayonnaise on each other’s va-jay-jays!

Mason Dash Disick Has A New Babysitter!

February 2nd, 2010

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Mason Dash Disick makes his radio debut!

New mommy Kourtney Kardashian, joined by sis Kim Kardashian and their mom, Kris Jenner made a surprise visit to the E! studios for Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Friday.

“I take Mason everywhere with me,” Kourtney says on her blog. “We had to stop in and surprise Ryan!”

“How cute is baby Mason?!” Seacreast asks.

“Is baby ready to feed? He’s looking for your breast.” Seacrest notes.

As usual, Kim tried to steal the spotlight by ripping baby Mason out of his momma’s arms numerous times throughout the interview.

“Maybe I’ll feed him,” Kim says.

Seacrest then volunteered himself as a “babysitter.”

“You and Scott go out on the town, I’ll cover over and babysit Mason,” Seacrest says. “My house is built for kids!”

No surprise that Kim was there for her nephew’s first legit public outing! She’s been begging Kourt to Twitpic his ass, and unlike her media hungry sissy, she’s said no each time!

Kourtney Kardashian’s Photoshopped Body!

January 26th, 2010

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Kourtney Kardashian says her post baby bod isn’t as fab as the tabloids are making it seem!

The Dash girl took to her page last week to address OK!’s new cover story featuring a photoshopped photo of her hot mommy body!

“One of those weeklies got it wrong again … they didn’t have an exclusive with me. And I gained 40 pounds while pregs, not 26…But thanks!”

In an interview with Women’s Wear Daily, the new mommy explained the bullshit behind the bogus story.

“They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not,” she tells Women’s Wear Daily.

In addition to publishing fake ass pics, the tabloid also claims to have gotten an exclusive interview with Kourt on her “body after baby,” but it’s clearly not true!

Kourtney says she never spoke to OK! for the story, which also quotes friends and step-dad Bruce Jenner.

Whatever girl, we still think you look gorgeous and we can only imagine the number of chicks that would die for your post baby curves!

Kourtney Kardashian’s Post Baby Bod!

January 11th, 2010

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Less than a month after popping out a baby, Kourtney Kardashian debuted her post baby bod!

Cradling her son Mason Scott Disck, Kourt — wearing an off-the-shoulder black sweater with matching black leggings and boots — met up with family Sunday in Los Angeles, accompanied by boyfriend Scott Disick and sis Kim Kardashian.

While Kourtney hopes to lose the 26 pounds she gained during pregnancy, she’s not rushing into any drastic weight-loss measures just yet.

In a recent Twitter update, Kourt shared her lastest binges, which included Armenian cookies, “PB+J” sandwiches and Pinkberry.

“We decided on Chinese! PF Changs!” she posted Saturday night. “Yummy chicken lettuce cups … and some frozen yogurt for dessert!”

Kourt has plans of following in her sister’s footsteps and giving QuickTrim a shot.

“I’m going to do it with Kourtney,” mom Kris Jenner previously told Usmagazine.com. “Kourtney is going to do it for after the baby. We are very excited.”

With a newborn in her life, Kourtney has no time to be counting calories and other bogus shit right now.

“Having Mason in my life is the most amazing, indescribable thing that’s ever happened to me,” she recently posted on her website. “I am so in love with him and love having my own little family with Scott and Mason.”

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