On Wednesday night Conan O’Brien and William Shatner performed a skit that mocked tweets sent by professional pants-dropper Levi Johnston.
Unfortunately, Thursday morning O’Brien awoke to some startling news. “Apparently the tweets that we read were counterfeit,” he said. “They were written by a clever impostor posing as the witty Levi Johnston. And the real Levi is very angry with us now.”
So, on Thursday’s Tonight Show, Conan made a formal apology to Johnston for “misrepresenting him in any way”. He stated, “I’d like to personally apologize to Levi Johnston and his lawyer and publicist for misrepresenting him in any way.”
Additionally, he invited Shatner back out to recite what Conan called “verified” quotes from the real Johnston, as spoken-word poetry!
Lamar Odom apparently doesn’t have patience and is in a rush to do everything!
Odom — who married Khloe Kardashian after only one month — says he’s already ready to make babies!
In their first televised interview together, the newlyweds sat down with Chelsea Handler and Odom told the late night host that his wife would be pregnant “soon.”
Who’s he kidding? Dude’s probably just into the act of baby making… he doesn’t want to be changing any dirty diapers just yet!
Do the Odom’s want to start a family right away?
“I do!” Odom said.
Damn! This guy needs to slow down and just enjoy life for awhile! There’s plenty of time for kids… plus, Khloe is still one herself!
While her family reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashian, comes back to E! this weekend, Khloe and her hubby aren’t denying the possibility of a future newlyweds type show.
“Ryan [Seacrest] has been talking to us about it.,” she says. “I mean, right now, we have so much going on, but we don’t know. We’ve got to get through the holidays, and then we’ll discuss it again after that.”
Recently, NBC’s Law & Order used a plot point that stemmed from all the Jon and Kate Gosselin drama. Their inspiration this week? David Letterman’s alleged extortion sex scandal!
NBC execs recently revealed to Access Hollywood they had actually started plotting a similar story at the time Letterman revealed the sexcapades that lead to his $2 million extortion plot by CBS producer Robert “Joe” Halderman.
“We were already working on a blackmail story that’s somewhat more violent,” Executive Producer Rene Balcer told Access in early October. “And who knows? This one may add a spin to the story we’re working on.”
According to a just-released casting notice, the episode will revolved around a well-known female celebrity talk show host who engaged in “a series of short-lived affairs with some of the employees on the show and up until now has managed to keep them off the radar.” Later, a blackmailer asks the host for $3 million.
The in-the-works episode does not have an air date yet.
Just last month, Halderman entered a not guilty plea to the extortion charges in New York City.
So bizarre that the off-the-wall story lines portrayed on Law and Order are beginning to stem from real life events!
In an interview with 20/20’sDiane Sawyer airing tonight on ABC, Rihanna recalls the night Chris Brown played punching bag with her face and then took a bite out of her like she were a freakin’ burger!
At the time of the attack, Rihanna tells Sawyer that her then boyfriend was “blank” and “blacked out.”
As in blacked out from a little powder and liquid courage?
“It wasn’t the same person that says I love you. It was not those … eyes,” the singer says. “He had no soul in his eyes. Just blank… He was clearly blacked out. There was no person when I looked at him.”
Remembering back to that brutal night, Rihanna explains that Brown put her in headlock twice and then bit her ears and fingers! Was Breezy on some vampire shit?!
Though Chris has tried to apologize numerous time, Rihanna can’t find it in heart to fully forgive him and we don’t blame her!
“I just said to him, ‘I can’t do this.’ I resented him,” she says. “I always put the tough face on and try to, I can do anything face, and just try to play it off. But he knew.”
Rihanna even lied to Chris to avoid future beat-downs!
“He kept asking me, ‘You hate me, don’t you?’” she says. “And I would lie and I would say, ‘No, no.’ And… I did hate him. Everything about him annoyed me.”
The question boggling everyone’s mind is why she reunited with him in Miami at Diddy’s crib. Today, the singer calls the reunion a mistake and realizes she was blinded by love.
“I went through a host of emotions,” she tells Sawyer. “It was confusing for me. I was still attached by love. But I wasn’t thinking about the reality of the situation.”
Why has it taken Rihanna eight months to speak publicy on the incident? Is it simply a publicity stunt for her new album, Rated R, to be released Nov. 23? The singer explains…
“I knew I had to do this in order to move on for me and in order for my fans to move on with me because it would always be a question in their mind,” she explains. “I don’t want that five years from now every time they see Rihanna, they think of Chris Brown beating me. That’s not who I am. It’s just one thing that happened to me.”
When it comes to fashion Sarah Jessica Parker likes a classy and refined look. However, her sense of smell is a little less tasteful…
“I love the smell of diapers,” she tells the December issue of Elle magazine.
Since the arrival of her twin daughters, Loretta and Tabitha, SJP has been on double diaper duty, but she doesn’t even mind!
“I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good,” she says, adding that she even says she loves “the smell of Balmex,” a diaper rash cream.
Parker also talks about how she, and husband, Matthew Broderick, considered several options when deciding to expand their family.
“I knew there would be lots of opinions about, ‘Well, why didn’t you adopt? Why didn’t you do this? Why didn’t you do that?’ and the truth of the matter is, it wasn’t one or the other for us,” she tells Elle. “We had explored, and continue to explore all options, and this one just happened first. This isn’t the period at the end of the sentence.”
Well we have no opinion on their choice of family expansion but we’re happy to hear that SJP is so happy being a new mommy! Congrats on the beautiful family guys!
Khloe Kardashian is blaming love for her recent weight gain!
The reality star — who lost 25 pounds before meeting Lamar Odom in September — has become a little less health conscious since tying the knot.
“I stopped my QuickTrim diet for a little bit around the time I met Lamar,” she tells E! News. “I was so in love, and I was at my perfect weight, and I didn’t want to do it anymore. Since marriage, I’ve gained about five pounds.”
Girl should’ve googled: Ways to avoid the ‘I’m in love!’ Weight Gain. It’s all there!
Khloe quickly realized the extra chunk that was building up on her bod, so needless to say, she’s back to her dieting ways!
“I am now back on my QuickTrim diet,” she says. “Lamar’s the candy man, and guess who eats all of the candy with him? So, I can eat the candy as long as I stick to working out and staying on QuickTrim. It feels good to be back on it.”
We think Khloe is FAB no matter what her body looks like! Girl has a better personality than her whole family combined!
As usual, Lindsay has taken to her Twitter page to slam dad Michael for releasing old phone conversations to the press!
“He’s a deadbeat dad. He’s disgusting to do this,” she wrote Thursday morning, noting, “he needs help.”
Uhh, he’s not the only one who needs help! Look in the mirror after you snort that line of coke, Linds!
Momma Dina is just as upset over the matter! Her dad’s phone-tape leaks Wednesday, Lindsay says “really hurts my mom for me and my siblings.”
It’s no surprise that Lindsay’s life is a complete mess! Even through all the glitz and glamour, she’s been living a screwed-up life since she was little!
She recalls the troubled home life and marriage between her parents, and says of her mom, “She blames herself for staying w/him for so long.”
Although they needed out from Michael, Lindsay begged Dina not to leave because “he always threatened to kill her if she did.”
In addition to the threats, Lindsay adds that her dad would often disappear for several days, “cheating on my mother” and “abusing substances.”
Maybe Michael should start blaming himself for Lindsay’s drug addictive personality!
Though Lindsay has fought to keep quiet in the past, she’s not holding back this time around.
She Tweets, “It’s sad that I even have to share this w/everyone, but I haven’t had a real relationship w/Michael Sr. In years… I just hope I can show others how to be strong through times and to be able to stand up for yourself and loved ones no matter what!”
Twitter may be a great tool for social networking but we highly doubt it’s going to fix the Lohan family drama!
Khloe Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend and NBA star Rashad McCants claims that she faked their relationship for her reality show!
On last season’s Keeping Up With the Karashians, Khloe and her sister’s Kourthney and Kim insinuate that Rashad cheated on Khloe after Kim hacked into his voice mail discovering suggestive messages left for him by a female fan.
McCants is calling it bullshit! They “made the whole thing up!” because they didn’t have his phone number, he tells the New York Post’s Page Six.
He adds that Khloe “had already called it quits” in January, before the episode was even taped.
So we may have our doubts about Khloe and her new hubby Lamar Odom, but we’re not buying this douche bag’s story one bit! Ever notice that when a man gets called out on his bullshit he either 1. acts oblivious to the situation, 2. laughs it off, or 3. turns it around to put the blame on the girl! ASSHOLES. Period.
Even though their relationship is on the rocks, Jon Gosselin has already agreed to spend Thanksgiving with his semi-single girlfriend Hailey Glassman!
In a new interview with Entertainment Tonight Hailey explains that Jon’s estranged wife Kate will spend the holiday with the kids and her bodyguard Steve Neild.
So is Jon simply choosing his dumbass GF over his kids? Sounds more to us like he wasn’t allowed shared holidays!
“My family and I would never let him eat Thanksgiving dinner alone in an apartment,” says Hailey. “He’s coming to our house for Thanksgiving. I don’t care.”
That ought to be one gossip filled Thanksgiving dinner!
While Hailey makes it seem like she’s doing Jon a favor, he explains that that was his plan all along. “I still planned on going to her house on Thanksgiving; that was on my schedule,” he says.
“On your schedule? What do you mean, ‘On my schedule?’” Hailey asks. “Let’s see, Kate has the kids, and she’s having a nice huge meal with Steve and his family. Uh, let’s see, should I go to Hailey’s or should I sit in my apartment all alone?”
“Sorry, I used the wrong term,” says Jon. “I plan on going — I made a promise to her family I would go to her house.”
“Made a promise? You’re not doing my family any favors!” Hailey snarks back.
With all this back-and-forth bickering, a quiet Thanksgiving dinner at home would sound more appealing to us!
“We know what the right thing to do is. We know what we both need,” she continues. “He needs to do his thing and I need to do my thing. We both know this.”
Uhh, then why did you invite him to Thanksgiving in the first place? These two are like a freakin’ high school couple!
No matter how many reported sightings there are of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart together, KStew refuses to confirm whether or not they’re a couple!
“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it,” she tells Entertainment Weekly. “But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer.”
Though Stewart is well aware that with fame comes a not so private life, she still thinks everyone should f*ck off!
“I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f*****g give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’” she says.
We freakin’ love KStew and her no bullshit, f*ck the business attitude!
When it comes to RPattz, she refuses to humor the press!
“There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other,” she says. “Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’”
So she may not be willing to humor us with a simple yes or no but we like her snarky remarks!
She adds, “I’m just trying to keep something. If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor [Lautner], I’d be like ‘F*** off!’ I would answer the exact same way.”
We’re crossing our fingers that the Chicago New Moon premiere gets Kristen as their special guest! We promise that we’ll TRY not to bring up her hot-as-hell boyfriend…
