Say, WHAAT?!

April 7th, 2010

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Former Boots Girl and tabloid reporter Kate Major is engaged to Michael Lohan?!!!

We’ll admit, we’re definitely shocked and a little grossed out, but not like estranged daughter Lindsay Lohan. “I’m gonna vomit!” she told Usmagazine.com after hearing the wedding news Tuesday. “I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!”

The father and daughter have recently engaged in a war of words, so the dislike isn’t too surprising.

In fact just last week, Lilo lashed out at Michael on Twitter for years of bad parenting, while he urges his daughter to go back to rehab.

We’re speechless on this whole ordeal. The engagement, the drama, the disgust… Yuck!

Michael Lohan Suffers Chest Pains!

March 8th, 2010

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Jon Gosselin’s ex bestie, Michael Lohan made a trip to the hospital this weekend rather than the slammer!

Lohan was taken to a Massachusetts hospital by ambulance — with his ex bestie’s ex, Kate Major by his side — Saturday after suffering chest pains, RadarOnline.com reports exclusively.

The fame-whore suffered a “near stroke” but told Radar Sunday morning, “I’m okay so far but they said I need tests and a procedure.”

Lohan and his girlfriend were gearing up for his celebrity boxing match with Todd Poulton in the Celebrity Boxing Federation in Sturbridge, Mass., but dude failed his pre-fight physical.

“He had chest pains all day and pains down his left arm,” Major explained, adding that an ambulance was called following his failed pre-fight physical.

We doubt Michael Lohan is bumming considering he STILL made the news this weekend!

Michael Lohan’s New Reality-TV Plans!

February 16th, 2010

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Michael Lohan and new girlfriend Kate Major are taking their relationship to the next level… they’re moving in together!

The media hungry couple are moving to the city of angels — and surprise, surprise — they’re hoping to turn the big move into a reality-TV show, Lohan tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

“I’ll be out this week to look for a place,” Lohan told Radar. “I’m excited to be moving to L.A.”

He also hopes to get several celebrities on board that are willing to sacrifice their precious time to share a bus from New York to Los Angeles, stopping in different cities along the way to help raise money for various charities.

“We’re calling the show, Crossing Borders, because not only will we be crossing physical borders as we go state to state, but moral borders as well,” Lohan explains.

Yeah, okay. We’d like to see the line-up of “celebs” Michael’s hoping to sign onto the show. Hailey Glassman and all of Jon Gosselin’s other exes will be all over this like white on rice!

“As each celebrity sees him/herself as a good person, viewers will see that we all try to do our best to walk the walk, but sometimes cross the borders of what is right and wrong.”

As if Michael Lohan knows shit about the difference between right and wrong!

“While each celebrity offers something different, each city will bring something new and different as well,” he says, adding that the adventure will be “edgy.”

Hey Michael, what ever happened to Divorced Dad’s Club? We predict Crossing Borders won’t have any better luck making it to air!

Kate Major Chimes In On Gosselin’s D*ck!

February 12th, 2010

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Kate Major seconds Hailey Glassman’s claims that Jon Gosselin’s peen is practically invisible!

“Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting,” Kate, another of his exes, tells Life & Style. “I’m surprised he’s so ‘cocky’ because down there he’s not.”

As if Michael Lohan is working with anything better!

So tell us ladies, what was it about Jon that made you stick around??? Oh yes, “love.”

Michael and Kate Headed to Haiti

February 1st, 2010

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Who would have thought these people actually cared about anyone but themselves?!

Michael Lohan and girlfriend Kate Major are headed to Haiti to help the victims of last month’s earthquake, reports RadarOnline.com.

“I’ll be going there in about three weeks,” Lohan revealed to RadarOnline. “I’ve raised about $125,000 in goods for Haiti.”

Actually, the couple was set to travel across seas last month, but say the situation was so severe they were advised to postpone their trip.

“We still plan to go,” Kate says. “We’re just going to go when they feel it’s safer.”

Hmm… we’re honestly shocked! Do you think these fame whores are headed to Haiti with good intentions, or with the intent of making themselves look better? Tough call…

Hailey Glassman Still Dumb As Rocks!

December 8th, 2009

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Jon Gosselin must be fuming over the Tiger Woods situation because it’s the first time in months that his name hasn’t been the top story in the tabloids!

On-again off-again girlfriend Hailey Glassman is now admitting that the reality TV daddy did in fact cheat on her with former Boots Girl and Star reporter, Kate Major.

In an interview with RadarOnline.com, Glassman says she learned of his fling with Major after being deposed on Monday by TLC’s lawyers in the network’s breach of contract suit against Gosselin.

“He became a monster,” Glassman told RadarOnline.com. “He’s a master manipulator and a compulsive liar.”

“I was told under oath that Jon really did sleep with Kate Major,” Glassman continued. “I’m mind boggled and hurt by it. And he still lies to me about it and denies it to this day.”

He spent a freakin’ weekend with her in the Hamptons! What did she think they were doing? Playing a f*cking game of monopoly?!

Hailey should’ve laid off the drugs in college because they sure have done a number on her brain!

She went on to explain that when Gosselin and Major were photographed together this past summer, everyone told her that Major was “going to pretend to be Jon’s girlfriend so they can take the heat off” Glassman.

“I think back now and say to myself, ‘Hailey, you should have been smarter,’” she said.

Though she continues to slam Jon in the media, Hailey confirms that they’re still living together in the same apartment!

“It’s complicated. We’re not together,” she said. “I just want this to be all over. I want him out of my life.”

Then quit your bitching, pack your shit and GTFO!

Jon Gosselin… A Sex Addict?!

September 23rd, 2009

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It’s no doubt that since Jon Gosselin split with ex-wife Kate Gosselin he’s gone a little girl crazy!

“Now that he’s single, Jon has women coming up to him everywhere he goes,” an onlooker who spotted him in New York tells In Touch. “He gets phone numbers without even trying — girls just slip him their numbers.”

Ew, why?

But, he loves the attention, the onlooker says. “He flirts with every single one, staring into their eyes or winking at them, or touching their hand while he talks to them.”

However, it’s not all innocent flirting. Although he recently told In Touch that he is “madly in love” with his younger girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, he has been cheating on her with multiple women! At least three girls have come forth with information regarding their affairs, one of which is former Boots Girl Kate Major.

His rep is saying that “Jon is very flattered that these woman claim to be with him, but he has only been with one woman — Hailey.”

However, his mistresses are saying things like, “he is sex-crazed,” and “Jon likes getting sex from different places.”

One of the women he’s slept with during his relationship with Hailey, Stephanie Santoro says “He absolutely thinks he can have anyone he wants.” And he’s not shy about picking up strangers. “If his friends spot a good-looking girl, he asks them for a photo of their breasts.”

That’s disgusting.

And while it seems that he may just be acting out after years of marriage, Dr. Judy Kuriansky, a psychologist, believes that Jon may be showing signs of a sex addiction, which can include multiple affairs, anonymous sexual partners and unsafe sex. “He is sex-hungry and out of control,” she tells In Touch. “A secure, mature man would not allow himself to be so promiscuous.”

So why is he so sex-crazed?! According to Stephanie, Jon and Kate stopped having sex around last Christmas. After going through a six-month withdrawal, “Jon is trying to make up for lost time,” says Samantha, another one of Jon’s promiscuous affairs. “He wants every girl that he looks at.” Yet, he doesn’t want to keep every girl he has sex with, but he continues to seduce them. “Jon has a convincing way about him that makes a girl feel like she could trust him,” says Kate Major. “The way he stares at you, it’s very intriguing. Whichever woman he’s with, he makes them feel they are the only one.”

We have no idea how this sick little baldy has multiple woman swooning… it’s unbelievable and totally gross!

Jon’s Response to Kate’s Today Show Interview

August 12th, 2009

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After Kate Gosselin spoke her mind on Monday’s Today Show, America probably expected Jon Gosselin to be offended by her remark that his ”goals are not my goals.”

However, Jon’s not hurt at all. In fact, he tells E! News, “Kate’s the mother of my children. I only wish her the best.”

In some sort of a rebuttal, Jon was supposed to sit down with Ryan Seacrest, but at the last minute the interview was cancelled.

Actually, former Boots intern and tabloid reporter Kate Major, spoke out against Jon, calling him a ”liar” and ”two-timer”.

She went on to say, “We had plans to travel together, to live together, and to be together.”

Was this chick delusional?????

To refute her ridiculous claims, Jon simply shot back, ”I’m happy that she’s out of my life.”

Well Jon, nice to know that Kate, the mother of your children, lacks approval of your new lifestyle, yet you just wanna keep on living it. Maybe one day you’ll grow up… hopefully before your eight kids do.

Jill Zarin: Kate Major & Jon Gosselin Have No Romance!

July 28th, 2009

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Real Housewife of New York City Jill Zarin, who dined with Jon Gosselin and Kate Major in the Hamptons last week, says she does not believe there was a romance between the two of them.

When Usmagazine.com asked her Monday at the Animal Fair’s 10th Annual Paws For Style in NYC if she believes he’s been intimate with Major, she replied, “No.”

As for Hailey Glassman? “That I don’t know,” she said. “And I don’t care.”

She went on to say that Jon has a few things to figure out in his life.

“He’s got a lot of figuring out to do,” she said.

Um, ya think?!

Zarin went on to say that she doesn’t believe the father of eight is having a mid-life crisis.

“He’s only 32,” she said. “He can’t be having a mid-life crisis!”

Call it what you want, DUDE is clearly having some kind of a crisis!

Kate Major: “I’m Doing Good!”

July 27th, 2009

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Kate Major tells us she’s “doing good” despite reports surfacing where Jon Gosselin knocks down her claims they’re dating and stories alleging she worked as an escort.

“I’m doing good,” Kate texted us Sunday.

Meanwhile, Gosselin told People over the weekend that he is “single” and that him and Major are “just friends”. This of course is the opposite of what Major has told us and Star by saying they were dating.

“At this point … I’m single – per se,” Gosselin told People at the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at Blue Star Jets Field on Saturday. “I’m just a regular guy who just wants to have friendship and good times. And I like meeting people.”

And to put salt to the wound, he also said that him and Hailey Glassmen are just on a break

“She doesn’t like this [craziness]. She loves me for who I am and not for what I do,” he says. “We are going to chill out for a while and see where it takes us. I’m not looking for anyone.”

The New York Daily News reports they have obtained e-mails between Major and a madame where she claims she worked as an escort in L.A., and was looking to do the same in New York City. Major strongly denies this claim to us as we reported earlier!!!

The newspaper today claims that she is shopping around a “tell-all” about her relationship with Gosselin to all the tabloids for $3,000. Major hasn’t commented on this.

Sources tell us that Major was out with Gosselin in Pennsylvania two Fridays ago bar hopping and this past week the two have been spotted out and about in Manhattan and the Hamptoms.

This story changes so fast even we are finding it hard to keep up with it!

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