Former Boots Girl and tabloid reporter Kate Major is engaged to Michael Lohan?!!!
We’ll admit, we’re definitely shocked and a little grossed out, but not like estranged daughter Lindsay Lohan. “I’m gonna vomit!” she told Usmagazine.com after hearing the wedding news Tuesday. “I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!”
The father and daughter have recently engaged in a war of words, so the dislike isn’t too surprising.
In fact just last week, Lilo lashed out at Michael on Twitter for years of bad parenting, while he urges his daughter to go back to rehab.
We’re speechless on this whole ordeal. The engagement, the drama, the disgust… Yuck!
While we realize many people dislike Lindsay Lohan but we never imaged a whole country could!
The Hollywood starlet has been banned from countless nightclubs, but now British paper The Telegraph reports that government officials in India are contemplating whether or not to blacklist Lohan following her visit in December.
Out of a job for what seems like forever, Lohan decided to spend her free time filming a BBC documentary about child labor and human trafficking in India, and even claimed that she saved the lives of 40 kids in one day during a raid on a sweatshop illegally employing a few too many youngins!
“Over 40 children saved so far … Within one day’s work … This is what life is about … Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” she posted on Twitter.
Unfortunately, activists weren’t thankful for her efforts but rather offended considering she arrived in the country after raids in question and played no role in helping the kids.
In fact, officials later learned that Lohan broke India’s visa rules! She not only never applied for a work visa during a her trip, but also illegally filmed the documentary as a tourist!
Civil servants in New Delhi are currently investigating the situation to determine whether or not Lohan will be added to an “immigration blacklist.”
O-M-G… can this girl go anywhere without getting into some kind of trouble???
Not Sam Ronson, but new love Sam Webb, and it seems that Lindsay has jumped back to the other side and fallen hard for the European model.
“She’s obsessed with Sam. She’s looking for projects that are based in England so she can be near him,” a source close to Lindsay spills to RadarOnline.com.
The new Sam, who lives in England and has modeled for Dolce & Gabbana, accompanied LiLo to Milan Fashion Week as well as Paris Fashion Week.
“She’s been talking about moving to England because of him. She’s fallen pretty hard for him and follows him wherever he goes,” says one source.
The troubled young star has never been subtle about her relationships and friends of Lindsay predict an obsessive, whirlwind relationship — similar to that with SamRo.
“She loves that he’s part of the fashion scene and that he’s legitimate,” the source says. “He has done huge campaigns and she can actually talk about Karl Lagerfeld and he knows who she’s talking about. She’s in heaven.”
Seriously Lindsay Lohan, wipe those fake ass tears away and get a real J-O-B instead of suing over stupid bullshit!
The Hollywood starlet reportedly broke down after seeing the newest E-Trade commercial ad featuring a “milkaholic” baby girl.
Lohan, who became “really upset” claiming the ad is mocking her, filed a $100 million lawsuit Monday ordering that E-Trade stop airing the commercial and hand over all copies to her.
Bitch is just now causing an uproar about this? The freaking commercial debuted during this year’s Super Bowl over a month ago!
Running low on the funds LiLo?!
“She said, ‘Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?’”Dina Lohan tells the New York Post.
Dina adds, “They’re little babies doing this, mocking another child who’s just trying to survive Hollywood, basically.”
Dina truly believes the ad was directly targeted towards her daughter because unlike most stars, “Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna.”
Bitch please!
“I’m just basically glad I took a stand,” Dina said of the “horrible” and “mean” ad. “I’m not going to let them do this to us anymore.”
Not that it’s been proven that E-Trade is indeed poking fun at her, but didn’t Lindsay herself film a fake eHarmony commercial for Funny Or Die, in which she clearly jokes about her crazy antics?!
To quote the video, “I would define my personality as, creative, a bit of a night owl, I’m a workaholic, a shopaholic and according to the state of California, an alcoholic,” Lohan says.
Lindsay Lohan is not at all amused by E-Trade’s newest commercial.
In fact, she’s suing the financial company for $100 million for using her name in the ad about a boyfriend-stealing “mikaholic” baby. Ha!
In the commercial, which debuted during this year’s Super Bowl in February, a baby boy apologizes to his girlfriend for neglecting to call her the night before.
The girlfriend snaps back, “and the milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” Momentarily, another baby girl pops into the screen snapping, “milk-a-whaaat?”
The suit was filed on Monday, claiming the ad violates Lindsay’s rights under New York state civil-rights law.
“Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Lindsay’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said in a statement to the New York Post. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
Oh who F-ing cares Lindsay?! It’s not even about your skank ass.
The spokesperson for Grey Group, the company who produced the commercial said they “just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team.”
In the lawsuit, Lindsay is pushing an injunction to force the ad off the air.
This is absolutely ridiculous. $100 million for a commercial about a baby…?! Bitch. Pleeeease. You ain’t Madonna.
Lindsay Lohan reveals that Samantha Ronson’s the first woman she’s ever done the nasty with!
Uhh, maybe that’s because she looks like a teenage boy?!
“I never really thought about women before. It kind of just happened with Samantha,” Lohan tells the UK Sun of her ex-girly. “It surprised me.”
While the two split in April, Lohan says she’s “still in touch” with Ronson as they run into each other regularly living in the same Los Angeles apartment building.
Hmm, late night booty calls?
“We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know,” she says.
In their eyes, love must equal throwing drinks at each other and engaging in full blown screaming matches. When will LiLo and SamRo learn that love doesn’t necessarily mean people should be together. These two have a severely unhealthy relationship!
“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to.”
Lohan admits “it was a big deal” going public with her relationship with Ronson.
“I’ve never had a relationship as public as that, especially being with a girl for the first time,” she explains. “That was really scary for me. But I didn’t care because I love her.”
Hmm, could that have also triggered the cocaine use?
LiLo is clearly blind to the fact that she and SamRo just won’t work together and instead would rather put the blame on Sam’s family for driving them apart.
“I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family,” Lohan reasons. “But I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her. All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them.”
Maybe it’s time to take a break from SamRo and give a dude a chance???
The crackhead finally opens up about sniffin’ the white stuff!
In a new interview with Britain’s The Sun, Lindsay Lohan reveals that her father, and former drug addict, Michael Lohan is to blame for sparking her interest in cocaine.
“I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad,” she explains. “I was terrified of it. But I tried it because I was stubborn, stupid, and wanted to see what it was like.”
The coke sure did a number on Miss Lohan! She managed to pull off two DUIs in 2007, and the po-po found Linds to be in possession of cocaine both times! Luckily, her erratic behavior landed her in rehab three times, but who the hell really knows if it did anything for the girl!
“It’s not something I ever want to do again,” she says of the drug. “It made me feel like s***. It became uninteresting to me. I’m hyper anyway and I have that kind of personality so I don’t need something like that.”
Lohan reflects back to 2007, when her daddio began speaking negatively about her in the press, and admits that’s when she hit “rock bottom” and began abusing “alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances” to “mask” her never-ending problems.
LiLo recalled one specific night she scared the shit out of herself and willingly made a trip to rehab.
“I’d run a bath and fallen asleep on the floor and the bath had overflowed,” she recalls. “When I woke up, I was so scared. I called my therapist and said, ‘Can I just go somewhere for a month?’” she says. “‘I’m around bad people and I need to take care of myself.’ I was terrified, so I put myself in.”
She adds, , “There was a point when I didn’t know how to say ‘No’ and I was trying to please everyone. I was doing pop and making films. I was young and thought I could go out, have fun, then go on set and record. I ran myself down and I lost track of who I was.”
Today, Linds says she’s “in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to.”
While she may have said goodbye to the coke, LiLo says she’s still allowed to drink because she knows her limits. Uhh, so your limits allow you to get drunk enough to start throwing vodka in your ex-girlfriend’s face? Hmm?
“I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them - that has probably saved my life.”
It’s always rather difficult to tell if Lindsay is legit clean because she rocks the drunken hot mess look like no other!
Despite their back-and-forth viscous arguments, Samantha Ronson has never gotten physical with on-again off-again girlfriend Lindsay Lohan! Well, in the sense of throwing punches — we’re not sure about under the sheets!
The actress took to her Twitter page Tuesday to address RadarOnline.com’s recent report that she’d been telling friends that SamRo had beat, punched and choked her in the past.
“This is become a bit much,” she Tweeted. “Samantha R never raised a hand to me. I’ve never said she did. Enough is Enough. Focus on more important world issues.”
In her first EVER Twitter response to LiLo, Ronson said, “thank you for clearing that up. the high road was giving me a nose bleed! ;)”
Linds probably printed out Sam’s @reply for her box of firsts!
Sam then posted a message of threat, “To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after @lindsaylohan has denied it: I WILL take legal action.”
So they may not be throwing punches, but the girls have no problem throwing objects when things get heated!
Just last week, LiLo and SamRo reportedly got into it at the Tea Room at H. Wood in Los Angeles.
“Lindsay started screaming and throwing cigarettes at Sam while she was deejaying,” a witness tells Usmagazine.com. “Sam ripped her laptop out of the wall and left.”
Linds probably still has butterflies in her stomach after receiving that @reply from Sam!
LiLo — the queen of denial — is denying reports that she recently got lip injections after blogs pointed out a cut on her lip assuming she had a filler injected to her pouty look!
Rushing to her Twitter to put down the so-called ridic report, Lohan posted a Twitpic, with a caption that read, “See! my lips are just as they’ve always been lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!”
Their relationship may be over but the drama between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is ongoing!
Ronson appeared at Crown Bar in Los Angeles Wednesday night to DJ, when Lohan unexpectedly showed up and began getting her drink on… heavily! After a few too many swigs from the bottle, the former couple found themselves in a heated argument, which lead Lilo to throw a drink in SamRo’s face!
“Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar,” an eyewitness tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble!”
Uhh, when isn’t she?! The girl has nothing else going on her life, of course she’s going to continue acting out in order to make headlines!
“Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her,” an eyewitness added.
As usual, Lohan was livid that Ronson wasn’t acknowledging her presence and became infuriated!
“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.”
Hmm, we guess those days of canoodling behind the DJ booth are no more?
“Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up.” the eyewitness said. She asked Linds, “Why don’t you just have another drink?” And even told her, “You’re a disgrace.” BURN!
We’re really surprised Lindsay didn’t bust out her blackberry and begin bombarding Sam with obnoxious @replies!
“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”
Damn! It’s clear these two can’t be in a romantic relationship together but it seems that even a friendship will never work for them either!
“Lindsay just has absolutely no self control when it comes to Sam. She obviously still has feelings for her and she’s totally not over her. It’s a completely toxic situation.”
SamRo — pissed off beyond belief — stormed out of Crown Bar and hit up another club, H.Wood, where she reportedly acted like a total diva bitch!
lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!”
