Lindsay Lohan reveals that Samantha Ronson’s the first woman she’s ever done the nasty with!

Uhh, maybe that’s because she looks like a teenage boy?!

“I never really thought about women before. It kind of just happened with Samantha,” Lohan tells the UK Sun of her ex-girly. “It surprised me.”

While the two split in April, Lohan says she’s “still in touch” with Ronson as they run into each other regularly living in the same Los Angeles apartment building.

Hmm, late night booty calls?

“We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know,” she says.

In their eyes, love must equal throwing drinks at each other and engaging in full blown screaming matches. When will LiLo and SamRo learn that love doesn’t necessarily mean people should be together. These two have a severely unhealthy relationship!

“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to.”

Lohan admits “it was a big deal” going public with her relationship with Ronson.

“I’ve never had a relationship as public as that, especially being with a girl for the first time,” she explains. “That was really scary for me. But I didn’t care because I love her.”

Hmm, could that have also triggered the cocaine use?

LiLo is clearly blind to the fact that she and SamRo just won’t work together and instead would rather put the blame on Sam’s family for driving them apart.

“I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family,” Lohan reasons. “But I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her. All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them.”

Maybe it’s time to take a break from SamRo and give a dude a chance???

Despite their back-and-forth viscous arguments, Samantha Ronson has never gotten physical with on-again off-again girlfriend Lindsay Lohan! Well, in the sense of throwing punches — we’re not sure about under the sheets!

The actress took to her Twitter page Tuesday to address RadarOnline.com’s recent report that she’d been telling friends that SamRo had beat, punched and choked her in the past.

“This is become a bit much,” she . “Samantha R never raised a hand to me. I’ve never said she did. Enough is Enough. Focus on more important world issues.”

In her first EVER Twitter response to LiLo, Ronson said, “thank you for clearing that up. the high road was giving me a nose bleed! ;)”

Linds probably printed out Sam’s @reply for her box of firsts!

Sam then posted a message of threat, “To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after @lindsaylohan has denied it: I WILL take legal action.”

So they may not be throwing punches, but the girls have no problem throwing objects when things get heated!

Just last week, LiLo and SamRo reportedly got into it at the Tea Room at H. Wood in Los Angeles.

“Lindsay started screaming and throwing cigarettes at Sam while she was deejaying,” a witness tells Usmagazine.com. “Sam ripped her laptop out of the wall and left.”

Linds probably still has butterflies in her stomach after receiving that @reply from Sam!

Their relationship may be over but the drama between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is ongoing!

Ronson appeared at Crown Bar in Los Angeles Wednesday night to DJ, when Lohan unexpectedly showed up and began getting her drink on… heavily! After a few too many swigs from the bottle, the former couple found themselves in a heated argument, which lead Lilo to throw a drink in SamRo’s face!

“Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar,” an eyewitness tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble!”

Uhh, when isn’t she?! The girl has nothing else going on her life, of course she’s going to continue acting out in order to make headlines!

“Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her,” an eyewitness added.

As usual, Lohan was livid that Ronson wasn’t acknowledging her presence and became infuriated!

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.”

Hmm, we guess those days of canoodling behind the DJ booth are no more?

“Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up.” the eyewitness said. She asked Linds, “Why don’t you just have another drink?” And even told her, “You’re a disgrace.” BURN!

We’re really surprised Lindsay didn’t bust out her blackberry and begin bombarding Sam with obnoxious @replies!

“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

Damn! It’s clear these two can’t be in a romantic relationship together but it seems that even a friendship will never work for them either!

“Lindsay just has absolutely no self control when it comes to Sam. She obviously still has feelings for her and she’s totally not over her. It’s a completely toxic situation.”

SamRo — pissed off beyond belief — stormed out of Crown Bar and hit up another club, H.Wood, where she reportedly acted like a total diva bitch!

Picking up some of Linds’ bad habits we see?

Who would’ve ever thought to hit up playboy John Mayer for love advice? Not us, that’s for damn sure!

Is Mayer Hollywood’s newest matchmaker? It certainly appears that way!

The 32-year-old singer put his love magic to work in order to help reunite on-again off-again lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Monday at New York City nightclub Butter.

Instead of getting his drink on and macking on the ladies, Mayer spent the night conversing back-and-forth between the lesbian lovers and by the end of the evening, LiLo and SamRo were talking again!

Though the former couple appeared to be having a grand old time, laughing and talking the night away, Lohan and Ronson left the club separately.

“Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages,” a witness at Butter tells the New York Daily News. “Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling.”

Linds always seems to be her happiest with Sam but once she hits the coke it’s all downhill!

Though the Twilight star is rumored to be shacking up with her co-star Robert Pattinson, we wouldn’t be surprised if Kristen Stewart started playing for the other team…

On Wednesday, KStew attended The Twilight Saga: New Moon UK Fan Event in London, England and while walking the red carpet, dished about her famous girl crush!

“If I were to date a girl, it would be Sam Ronson hands down!” Stewart told reporters, according to ZackTaylor.ca.

We can only imagine the death threats LiLo’s crazy coked up ass has sent Kristen!

Lindsay Lohan is known for venting about her relationship with Samantha Ronson with incoherent posts on Twitter and we’re pleased to say she’s at it again!

Just two weeks ago Lohan sent Ronson lovey Tweets such as: “FLY SAFE… love you”

She even sent a friendly Tweet to Sam’s sister, Charlotte Ronson, who she reportedly does not get along with, congratulating her on one of her fashion shows.

“I’m full already. Hope all is well, are you back in NYC? Congrats on your show! Sending love xoxox-r u coming 2 Paris bella?xox,” Lindsay Tweeted to Charlotte.

However, Lilo’s Tweets in the past 24 hours have quite the different tone.

Lohan sent Ronson a Tweet asking “what happened?” and as usual, Sam didn’t Tweet back. Lindsay had this to say about that:

“@samantharonson doesn’t respond 2me b/c her family will cut her off if she contacts me…They control the one I love&im incapable of making Any sort of difference. I’m in love with her, as she is in love with me….but her loved ones-hate her brilliance&resent her happiness”

Hey Lindsay, just blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol! But please don’t stop drinking - you’re Twitter page is a great source of Boots Girls entertainment!

It appears that Lindsay Lohan took to her again last night to attack girlfriend Samantha Ronson! Damn, does this girl ever learn from her mistakes?

Linds is like hot and cold. One second she’s accusing Sam of bizarre shit and the next sending her hugs and kisses!

“Nice to see @samantharonson has found a 90210 rather than being a loyal,” she wrote early this morning. A loyal what? Did girl skip the grade that teaches you how to complete a sentence? And what the hell is a 90210? As far as we know it’s our favorite television show…

Maybe Linds meant Sam has found a 90210 hoe rather than being a loyal girlfriend? Her Tweets are like a freakin’ puzzle.

Seconds later, she updated again with, “Nice to see @samantharonson has found a party rather than being honest.” We’re surprised Lindsay doesn’t have a GPS attached to her girl, or maybe she does?

Linds must’ve popped an upper shortly after because her mood did a complete 360! “@samantharonson off to another country, send my love to your family lol :)” she Tweeted just two hours after her first attack.

If there’s two things this girl shouldn’t have it’s coke and Twitter!

One should not log onto Twitter after a few too many lines of coke…

Lindsay Lohan took to her early Thursday morning to call girlfriend Samantha Ronson out on her “supposed” bullshit!

“Can you make an attempt to not ruin anything positive that I have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you… for being a friend before a sell-out,” she wrote.

Uhhhh, what the hell is she talking about?!

She continued, “The term “self out” was coined from ME and I gave them sooooooo much insight. For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********”

Way to make up your own word, Linds! P.S. Is this making any sense to anyone else? Girl must’ve been completely coked out of her mind.

She ended her Twitter rampage with these words to Samantha, “BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx.”

Samantha had no response to Lindsay’s meltdown! Or maybe she addressed her crazy antics over a phone call like most normal and sane people would do.

And Lindsay wonders why people think she’s crazy…

Michael Lohan is coming out and finally supporting his daughter’s relationship with another woman!

In the past Lohan has talked mad shit about Lindsay’s relationship with Sam Ronson calling her a bad influence. Dude has blamed Sam for everything wrong in Lindsay’s life ranging from her stalled film career and potential substance abuse issues.

However, now Michael is not only supporting their romance - he is also apologizing for knocking Sam in the past.

“I want to say I’m sorry for anything negative I said about Sam,” Michael told Life & Style. “It was totally off-color.”

Lohan goes on to say that he is now grateful for Sam being in Lilo’s life.

“I appreciate that she cares about Lindsay’s health and well-being,” he says, adding best wishes to Sam on her recent 32nd birthday.

Michael’s 180 occurred after a “long-overdue private meeting” at Sam’s LA home that he walked out of seeing Sam in a different light.

“I really see Sam in a whole different light now,” admits Michael, who says he allowed other people’s negative opinions about Sam influence his own.

Um, yeah, that or the fame whore dad just needed a way to get his name back in the press! We’re sure he’ll be back to trashing Sam and Linds in no time!

It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan and on-again off-again deejay girlfriend Samantha Ronson are back together; however, the tumultous two now have new rules for their relationship!

After a long break and several trips to Chicago where Sam flew solo – the couple returned to the Windy City for Lollapalooza weekend with their family and friends to celebrate Ronson’s 32nd birthday. This trip though – Sam laid down some ground rules for their relationship.

In the past, Lindsay used to stick to Sam’s hip during their trips to Chi-Town – even when Sam spun — but not this time around.

“When Sam is working she is like ‘I love you [Lindsay], but I’m working’,” a source close to the couple told The Boots Girls. “There are new rules.”

LiLo and Ronson arrived at Hotel Sax on Friday separately - each with one of their sisters. That night they all dined with friends at HUB 51.

Ronson went on to spin at Crimson Lounge where Lohan hung out in VIP with Sam’s sister, Annabelle Dexter-Jones. Lohan also swung by The Virgins show at the Hard Rock Hotel’s Music Lounge with sister Ali.

Later that night, they all went to Angels & Kings where Sam’s step dad and famed guitarist Mick Jones pulled up in The Foreigners tour bus to surprise her.

On Saturday, the girls spent the day holed up in the Sax’s Chairman’s Suite playing Guitar Hero, watching movies and ordering room service. That night they returned to Angels & Kings for Ronson’s Supra sneaker line launch party.

“Lohan made several trips to the DJ booth to doll affection her gal pal,” an eyewitness said.

They stayed till closed, went back to the hotel to pack quickly and headed to the airport around 6 a.m. All and all, Lilo and Sam seem to be back on the right track.

“They still have their tiffs, but it’s safe to say they are happily back together,” a source said.

And we’re sure that will change by the end of the summer with another one of their famous blowout fights with a break-up to follow!