Former Boots Girl and tabloid reporter Kate Major is engaged to Michael Lohan?!!!
We’ll admit, we’re definitely shocked and a little grossed out, but not like estranged daughter Lindsay Lohan. “I’m gonna vomit!” she told Usmagazine.com after hearing the wedding news Tuesday. “I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!”
The father and daughter have recently engaged in a war of words, so the dislike isn’t too surprising.
In fact just last week, Lilo lashed out at Michael on Twitter for years of bad parenting, while he urges his daughter to go back to rehab.
We’re speechless on this whole ordeal. The engagement, the drama, the disgust… Yuck!
After suffering chest pains a few weeks ago, Michael Lohan was rushed back to the hospital for a heart scare!
Though he may have left the hospital A-okay the first time, the second time around was a different story. Lohan underwent a heart procedure and confirmed to RadarOnline.com that he had an angiogram and angioplasty to unclog blocked arteries.
Uh oh! Have you been hitting the sweets and fried food a little too hard lately, Mr. Lohan?
“The doctors told me my arteries were 10-20 percent precluded but they were able to blow them out,” Lohan told Radar. “I feel a little winded and a little out of breath, but I’m ok. They told me that inside, I have the body of a 30-year-old, but that I need to go on medication for stress. I’ve got to keep my stress down.”
The media whore is now back at home resting at his Southampton, NY home and has been receiving great support from family and friends… yes, even his estranged daughter, Lindsay Lohan. Or so he claims.
“Dina and all of my children have been extremely supportive and I love them to death,” he said. “In two weeks I go back to the doctor and I’ll find out how I’m doing. Until then I cant’ do anything physical. I can’t go to the gym. I’ve got to just rest.”
Jon Gosselin’s ex bestie, Michael Lohan made a trip to the hospital this weekend rather than the slammer!
Lohan was taken to a Massachusetts hospital by ambulance — with his ex bestie’s ex, Kate Major by his side — Saturday after suffering chest pains, RadarOnline.com reports exclusively.
The fame-whore suffered a “near stroke” but told Radar Sunday morning, “I’m okay so far but they said I need tests and a procedure.”
Lohan and his girlfriend were gearing up for his celebrity boxing match with Todd Poulton in the Celebrity Boxing Federation in Sturbridge, Mass., but dude failed his pre-fight physical.
“He had chest pains all day and pains down his left arm,” Major explained, adding that an ambulance was called following his failed pre-fight physical.
We doubt Michael Lohan is bumming considering he STILL made the news this weekend!
Michael Lohan and new girlfriend Kate Major are taking their relationship to the next level… they’re moving in together!
The media hungry couple are moving to the city of angels — and surprise, surprise — they’re hoping to turn the big move into a reality-TV show, Lohan tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“I’ll be out this week to look for a place,” Lohan told Radar. “I’m excited to be moving to L.A.”
He also hopes to get several celebrities on board that are willing to sacrifice their precious time to share a bus from New York to Los Angeles, stopping in different cities along the way to help raise money for various charities.
“We’re calling the show, Crossing Borders, because not only will we be crossing physical borders as we go state to state, but moral borders as well,” Lohan explains.
Yeah, okay. We’d like to see the line-up of “celebs” Michael’s hoping to sign onto the show. Hailey Glassman and all of Jon Gosselin’s other exes will be all over this like white on rice!
“As each celebrity sees him/herself as a good person, viewers will see that we all try to do our best to walk the walk, but sometimes cross the borders of what is right and wrong.”
As if Michael Lohan knows shit about the difference between right and wrong!
“While each celebrity offers something different, each city will bring something new and different as well,” he says, adding that the adventure will be “edgy.”
Hey Michael, what ever happened to Divorced Dad’s Club? We predict Crossing Borders won’t have any better luck making it to air!
Who would have thought these people actually cared about anyone but themselves?!
Michael Lohan and girlfriend Kate Major are headed to Haiti to help the victims of last month’s earthquake, reports RadarOnline.com.
“I’ll be going there in about three weeks,” Lohan revealed to RadarOnline. “I’ve raised about $125,000 in goods for Haiti.”
Actually, the couple was set to travel across seas last month, but say the situation was so severe they were advised to postpone their trip.
“We still plan to go,” Kate says. “We’re just going to go when they feel it’s safer.”
Hmm… we’re honestly shocked! Do you think these fame whores are headed to Haiti with good intentions, or with the intent of making themselves look better? Tough call…
The slammer is quickly becoming Michael Lohan’s home away from home!
The worst dad in America has been arrested again after another alleged call to his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller, who has a restraining order against his psycho ass.
Despite Lohan’s claims that he’s “moving on” from his ex-girly, and has found love in new girlfriend Kate Major, he supposedly tried contacting Muller at her work last Thursday, which is a direct violation of the order placed against him.
Damn Michael! Will you ever learn?!
Dude got the cuffs slapped on his wrists by Nassau County Police Thursday and was booked for criminal attempt, and is expected in court Feb. 25.
As usual, Michael is denying his recent visit to the slammer!
“Erin lied and pressed charges. She is being arrested again in NY City and Nassau County 2nd Precinct,” he said when contacted by RadarOnline.com.
“Erin said I called her but she lied because she heard I was in Costa Rica instead. I have proof and she doesn’t.”
Lohan added, “Her lawyer asked for money to drop the charges. How is it that I have proof and she doesn’t?”
While Michael may be calling it all bullshit, Joan Eames — Public Information officer at Nassua County Police Department — confirmed his arrest, calling it “criminal contempt of his order of protection.”
Kate Major must be PISSED that he clearly still has a thing for his ex!
Michael Lohan’s wrists got slapped with the bracelets once again!
The controversial celebrity dad found himself behind bars in Long Island, NY after facing charges of criminal contempt for allegedly violating an order of protection, the Associated Press reports.
Lohan clearly drunk dialed his ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller, forgetting the restraining order she has against him, which forbids any phone communication.
One would’ve thought the media hungry fool would’ve learned his lesson after getting arrested in April for allegedly threatening to kill himself and Muller when she attempted to break up with him, TMZ reports.
As usual, Lohan is denying any suicide claims! He tells Usmagazine.com that the story of a suicide and murder threat “was proven false and was dropped.”
“Because of a mutual confidentiality [agreement], Erin and I have I can only say that an order of protection was in place,” he says. “Erin once again made a claim that will be proven wrong.”
Damn! People must really want dude dead! Not only is his ex-girly outing him but a supposed Twitter hacker had him jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge!
In true Michael Lohan fashion, the father of three tells Us that he has “taped conversations, pictures, videos and documentation which is being submitted to the authorities and courts” to disprove Muller’s claims.
“I wish Erin the best and hope she finds whatever it is, she is looking for. I spent over two years with her and came to love her and truly care for her and all she went through in her years prior to meeting me.”
Girl had baggage before meeting Michael?! Damn! We can only imagine the EXTRA baggage she left with after meeting him. We wouldn’t be surprised if she has to pay the extra fee for overweight luggage at the airport due to his crazy ass.
Can someone please explain why Michael Lohan thinks he’s suitable for giving other people advice?! Dude isn’t exactly father of the decade or a relationship expert! Didn’t he pull a Chris Brown on his wife Dina years ago?!
LiLo’s daddy — being the oh so courteous man that he is — wants to offer a bit of advice to Tiger Woods’ supposed mistress, Rachel Uchitel based on his prior life experience.
Uchitel — who claims to have never of been the golf star’s mistress — Lohan says, needs to take things for what they’re worth, not back down and be herself.
In an interview with of CYInterview.com, he tells Chris Yandek,“If she ever did want to talk about the situation or want me to give her some advice on how I handle things then I’d be happy to.”
Like she’d really want to sit down with a former wife beater! This man needs a serious life check. Not even the dumbest most cracked out person in the universe would run to his media attention hungry ass for advice!
So what exactly are Michael Lohan’s wise words of advice?
“Just take people and things that are said for what they’re worth. Don’t back down. Just stand by the truth. Listen, what’s concealed is revealed. Only she knows and Tiger knows what the truth really is and she should stand by it. Too many times people hide things and sooner or later it comes out and they’re made to look like liars. But then again, if people are being honest themselves from the very beginning and they stand by it then everything will be vindicated.”
Hmm, that sounds more like an indirect dig at his ex-wife Dina! While we think Dina’s just as much to blame for Lindsay’s erratic behavior, Michael needs to calm his shit down and maybe head for the Brooklyn Bridge if he hasn’t already!
Unfortunately, someone apparently created a fake Twitter profile under his name and all the nonsense about him attempting suicide is completely bogus!
“Well, you know they said someone on Twitter who was impersonating me said I was going to kill myself and jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.”
He goes on to note all he has in the social networking world is a Facebook page, “I don’t have My Space. I don’t have a Twitter. I do have a Facebook, but it’s private and it’s only meant for communication with my friends from high school and college. Just a very close social network.”
A very close and small social network because we can’t imagine that many people actually want to be friends with the guy!
It appears that Michael Lohan is putting an end to his childish ways and actually acting like a real dad for once!
Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with her estranged father took a turn for the worse on Nov. 4, when he released a series of recorded phone conversations he had with Lindsay and her mother, Dina.
After getting slammed for the malicious act, Michael says, “I will not release another audiotape about Lindsay,” he tells Life & Style, claiming he leaked the tapes only to encourage Lindsay to seek help for her drug and alcohol addiction.
“I did it because I wanted Lindsay to know how I felt when I heard that tape. When I get a phone call at 2, 3, 4 or 5 in the morning from my daughter and she’s in dire straits, I get very concerned,” he explains.
This family is dumb as shit. Did he honestly think exposing her hot-mess ass would help the situation? That’s like Lind’s thinking Samantha Ronson is actually going to respond to her Tweets! Yeah, only when pigs f*cking fly!
Looks like the phone conversations leaked by Michael Lohan regarding his out of control daughter are revealing a little more than just her close relationship with drugs and alcohol!
It appears that at the time of his untimely death in Jan. 2008, Heath Ledger and Lindsay Lohan were secretly dating, according to Lind’s mom Dina!
In a new recording at RadarOnline.com, Dina tells Michael that their daughter “was dating Heath when he died . . . I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends, very, very close.”
How close? Did Dina sit in on their sexcapades?!
The Hollywood starlet didn’t take Ledger’s passing very well… in fact, “That f***ed her up,” Dina says.
Uhh, maybe the coke did too?
In the tape, Dina also says she worries that Linds is following in her once secret lover’s footsteps….
“When she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking,” she tells her ex-husband on the tape.
Momma Dina also comments on Lindsay’s on-again, off-again relationship with Samantha Ronson, insinuating that her daughter’s too delusional to walk away from the unhealthy relationship!
“It’s very easy for a rational person to say. But for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she’s got wrong with her.”
Hmm, any chance Linds will go Twitter crazy against Dina for calling her irrational?! It would certainly make for an entertaining evening!
