Who would have thought these people actually cared about anyone but themselves?!
Michael Lohan and girlfriend Kate Major are headed to Haiti to help the victims of last month’s earthquake, reports RadarOnline.com.
“I’ll be going there in about three weeks,” Lohan revealed to RadarOnline. “I’ve raised about $125,000 in goods for Haiti.”
Actually, the couple was set to travel across seas last month, but say the situation was so severe they were advised to postpone their trip.
“We still plan to go,” Kate says. “We’re just going to go when they feel it’s safer.”
Hmm… we’re honestly shocked! Do you think these fame whores are headed to Haiti with good intentions, or with the intent of making themselves look better? Tough call…
The slammer is quickly becoming Michael Lohan’s home away from home!
The worst dad in America has been arrested again after another alleged call to his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller, who has a restraining order against his psycho ass.
Despite Lohan’s claims that he’s “moving on” from his ex-girly, and has found love in new girlfriend Kate Major, he supposedly tried contacting Muller at her work last Thursday, which is a direct violation of the order placed against him.
Damn Michael! Will you ever learn?!
Dude got the cuffs slapped on his wrists by Nassau County Police Thursday and was booked for criminal attempt, and is expected in court Feb. 25.
As usual, Michael is denying his recent visit to the slammer!
“Erin lied and pressed charges. She is being arrested again in NY City and Nassau County 2nd Precinct,” he said when contacted by RadarOnline.com.
“Erin said I called her but she lied because she heard I was in Costa Rica instead. I have proof and she doesn’t.”
Lohan added, “Her lawyer asked for money to drop the charges. How is it that I have proof and she doesn’t?”
While Michael may be calling it all bullshit, Joan Eames — Public Information officer at Nassua County Police Department — confirmed his arrest, calling it “criminal contempt of his order of protection.”
Kate Major must be PISSED that he clearly still has a thing for his ex!
Michael Lohan’s wrists got slapped with the bracelets once again!
The controversial celebrity dad found himself behind bars in Long Island, NY after facing charges of criminal contempt for allegedly violating an order of protection, the Associated Press reports.
Lohan clearly drunk dialed his ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller, forgetting the restraining order she has against him, which forbids any phone communication.
One would’ve thought the media hungry fool would’ve learned his lesson after getting arrested in April for allegedly threatening to kill himself and Muller when she attempted to break up with him, TMZ reports.
As usual, Lohan is denying any suicide claims! He tells Usmagazine.com that the story of a suicide and murder threat “was proven false and was dropped.”
“Because of a mutual confidentiality [agreement], Erin and I have I can only say that an order of protection was in place,” he says. “Erin once again made a claim that will be proven wrong.”
Damn! People must really want dude dead! Not only is his ex-girly outing him but a supposed Twitter hacker had him jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge!
In true Michael Lohan fashion, the father of three tells Us that he has “taped conversations, pictures, videos and documentation which is being submitted to the authorities and courts” to disprove Muller’s claims.
“I wish Erin the best and hope she finds whatever it is, she is looking for. I spent over two years with her and came to love her and truly care for her and all she went through in her years prior to meeting me.”
Girl had baggage before meeting Michael?! Damn! We can only imagine the EXTRA baggage she left with after meeting him. We wouldn’t be surprised if she has to pay the extra fee for overweight luggage at the airport due to his crazy ass.
Can someone please explain why Michael Lohan thinks he’s suitable for giving other people advice?! Dude isn’t exactly father of the decade or a relationship expert! Didn’t he pull a Chris Brown on his wife Dina years ago?!
LiLo’s daddy — being the oh so courteous man that he is — wants to offer a bit of advice to Tiger Woods’ supposed mistress, Rachel Uchitel based on his prior life experience.
Uchitel — who claims to have never of been the golf star’s mistress — Lohan says, needs to take things for what they’re worth, not back down and be herself.
In an interview with of CYInterview.com, he tells Chris Yandek,“If she ever did want to talk about the situation or want me to give her some advice on how I handle things then I’d be happy to.”
Like she’d really want to sit down with a former wife beater! This man needs a serious life check. Not even the dumbest most cracked out person in the universe would run to his media attention hungry ass for advice!
So what exactly are Michael Lohan’s wise words of advice?
“Just take people and things that are said for what they’re worth. Don’t back down. Just stand by the truth. Listen, what’s concealed is revealed. Only she knows and Tiger knows what the truth really is and she should stand by it. Too many times people hide things and sooner or later it comes out and they’re made to look like liars. But then again, if people are being honest themselves from the very beginning and they stand by it then everything will be vindicated.”
Hmm, that sounds more like an indirect dig at his ex-wife Dina! While we think Dina’s just as much to blame for Lindsay’s erratic behavior, Michael needs to calm his shit down and maybe head for the Brooklyn Bridge if he hasn’t already!
Unfortunately, someone apparently created a fake Twitter profile under his name and all the nonsense about him attempting suicide is completely bogus!
“Well, you know they said someone on Twitter who was impersonating me said I was going to kill myself and jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.”
He goes on to note all he has in the social networking world is a Facebook page, “I don’t have My Space. I don’t have a Twitter. I do have a Facebook, but it’s private and it’s only meant for communication with my friends from high school and college. Just a very close social network.”
A very close and small social network because we can’t imagine that many people actually want to be friends with the guy!
It appears that Michael Lohan is putting an end to his childish ways and actually acting like a real dad for once!
Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with her estranged father took a turn for the worse on Nov. 4, when he released a series of recorded phone conversations he had with Lindsay and her mother, Dina.
After getting slammed for the malicious act, Michael says, “I will not release another audiotape about Lindsay,” he tells Life & Style, claiming he leaked the tapes only to encourage Lindsay to seek help for her drug and alcohol addiction.
“I did it because I wanted Lindsay to know how I felt when I heard that tape. When I get a phone call at 2, 3, 4 or 5 in the morning from my daughter and she’s in dire straits, I get very concerned,” he explains.
This family is dumb as shit. Did he honestly think exposing her hot-mess ass would help the situation? That’s like Lind’s thinking Samantha Ronson is actually going to respond to her Tweets! Yeah, only when pigs f*cking fly!
Looks like the phone conversations leaked by Michael Lohan regarding his out of control daughter are revealing a little more than just her close relationship with drugs and alcohol!
It appears that at the time of his untimely death in Jan. 2008, Heath Ledger and Lindsay Lohan were secretly dating, according to Lind’s mom Dina!
In a new recording at RadarOnline.com, Dina tells Michael that their daughter “was dating Heath when he died . . . I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends, very, very close.”
How close? Did Dina sit in on their sexcapades?!
The Hollywood starlet didn’t take Ledger’s passing very well… in fact, “That f***ed her up,” Dina says.
Uhh, maybe the coke did too?
In the tape, Dina also says she worries that Linds is following in her once secret lover’s footsteps….
“When she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking,” she tells her ex-husband on the tape.
Momma Dina also comments on Lindsay’s on-again, off-again relationship with Samantha Ronson, insinuating that her daughter’s too delusional to walk away from the unhealthy relationship!
“It’s very easy for a rational person to say. But for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she’s got wrong with her.”
Hmm, any chance Linds will go Twitter crazy against Dina for calling her irrational?! It would certainly make for an entertaining evening!
As usual, Lindsay has taken to her Twitter page to slam dad Michael for releasing old phone conversations to the press!
“He’s a deadbeat dad. He’s disgusting to do this,” she wrote Thursday morning, noting, “he needs help.”
Uhh, he’s not the only one who needs help! Look in the mirror after you snort that line of coke, Linds!
Momma Dina is just as upset over the matter! Her dad’s phone-tape leaks Wednesday, Lindsay says “really hurts my mom for me and my siblings.”
It’s no surprise that Lindsay’s life is a complete mess! Even through all the glitz and glamour, she’s been living a screwed-up life since she was little!
She recalls the troubled home life and marriage between her parents, and says of her mom, “She blames herself for staying w/him for so long.”
Although they needed out from Michael, Lindsay begged Dina not to leave because “he always threatened to kill her if she did.”
In addition to the threats, Lindsay adds that her dad would often disappear for several days, “cheating on my mother” and “abusing substances.”
Maybe Michael should start blaming himself for Lindsay’s drug addictive personality!
Though Lindsay has fought to keep quiet in the past, she’s not holding back this time around.
She Tweets, “It’s sad that I even have to share this w/everyone, but I haven’t had a real relationship w/Michael Sr. In years… I just hope I can show others how to be strong through times and to be able to stand up for yourself and loved ones no matter what!”
Twitter may be a great tool for social networking but we highly doubt it’s going to fix the Lohan family drama!
Lindsay Lohan tells us something we already know about her father… he’s a loser!
Wow! Thank you captain obvious!
The pill popping starlet is firing back at her dad Michael Lohan for leaking old phone conversations they had to the press!
In what he calls a mission to get his daughter help, Michael released an audio tape of Lindsay hysterically sobbing during a phone call.
“No one cares about me,” she cries. “They don’t, by the way. It’s about how they feel, not how I feel. It’s not about me. It’s never been about me, unless I fight for it.”
LiLo is also heard complaining about slutty mom Dina, claiming that she “doesn’t stand by me.”
Lindsay is furious over the matter and as usual, has taken to her Twitter page to lash out at her pathetic father!
“My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN.”
Linds, you may wanna pick up the book for dummies on how to use apostrophes for yourself!
Lindsay Lohan has taken to her Twitter page once again to address her feelings regarding her looney-tune father, Michael Lohan!
Lilo went Twitter crazy after learning that dad Michael sought conservatorship over her, and that he’s also offered an entertainment TV show tape-recorded convos between him and ex-wife Dina, in which they discuss Lindsay’s dangerous ways!
“My father is a lunatic & doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me & my family,” Lindsay Tweeted. “He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars.”
Okay, so maybe we agree with Linds here… but it’s quite obvious that she’s unfortunately inherited that trait from her daddy!
Lilo also informed Twitter followers that little sister, Ali, is concerned and confused by their father’s behavior.
“It’s so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, ‘why is daddy doing this?’ Through tears. He’s crossed the lines & hurt me & my family 4 the last time,” Lindsay wrote.
Though Michael told the New York Daily News that Entertainment Tonight has set to air the taped phone recordings between himself and Dina, the TV show has yet to confirm such claims.
In fact, Dina and Lindsay are joining together in an attempt to prevent the tapes from being released to media outlets.
“We’re going to stop it from airing. He is in violation of my order of protection. My attorney sent a cease-and-desist letter, and a copy of my order of protection I have against him. He is now in violation of my criminal order of protection. He harasses me, and calls my cell phone, which he is not allowed to call,” Dina told People.com.
Looks like the Lohans are just trying to one up the Gosselins in the family drama department!
Even though Lindsay Lohan has threatened to get a restraining order against her dad, Michael, the fearless father is still vowing to save her!
Sources close to Lilo says she plans on filing a restraining order against her father in the next two days and her lawyers have already begun the paperwork, according to RadarOnline.
The sources go on to say that Lindsay fears her estranged father after he Tweeted he would “kidnap” her if that’s what it takes to get her back into rehab.
Michael Tweeted, “even if I have to kidnap her myself & take her to an undisclosed location to keep her safe, then so be it!”
Michael told RadarOnline.com the restraining order was his ex-wife, Dina’s, idea.
“Dina is the one that told her to get a restraining order. But you know what? I‘m still going to try to do everything with the courts to try and get Lindsay better.”
Go Michael! Save Lindsay from her demons and then you can move onto saving Jon Gosselin! Just please don’t let Lindsay delete her Twitter account so we can keep up with her and Sam’s dirty laundry!
