John Mayer has no problem sending his random hoes an LOL smiley face!
The Hollywood douche bag offered his thoughts on Tiger Woods’ sexting obsession while married to a blonde bombshell, to British paper The Independent.
“Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end,” Mayer declares. “It has nothing to do with control,” Alluding to the dirty texts Woods sent to his mistress Jaimee Grubbs, Mayer adds, “If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said ‘I wanna wear your ass like a hat’, why would that ever hit the news?”
Everyone knows John probably gives away his number to rando street hookers like it’s his J-O-B and waits around until they wanna get down to business. You know how the deal goes, he sends that lil face with the tongue cause he’s nasty, says he’s on his way, girl, he can’t wait, Twitter him a picture, let him see that okay.
Mayer — who miraculously has dated some of Hollywood’s finest, including Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson — admits that as a single man, he’s “sexted” with many women.
“I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you’ve never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they’d say ‘I don’t have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He’s 32 years old. He’s a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story,” Mayer explained.
While Mayer doesn’t have the best rep when it comes to dating, he hopes that people will look at him in higher respects after the Tiger Woods scandal.
“With this whole Tiger Woods situation…I wish more people would be like, ‘You know what, Mayer? You didn’t f*** up at all.’”
Honestly, could John Mayer be more of a fame whore?! STFU!
Taylor Swift and John Mayer do dinner… but what about each other?!
The new issue of Us Weekly reports that the two artists enjoyed a two-hour dinner date Jan. 24 at Nashville Bistro Cabana, and with all the speculation of a possible romance, who knows if dinner was all they enjoyed!
While a source tells Us that Swift views Mayer as a “mentor,” it’s hard to believe he wouldn’t be trying to tap the youngin’ considering he’s a total sleaze!
Taylor, who’s too young to realize he’s probably just looking for some ass, doesn’t mind the buzzing rumors!
“I try not to be a complainer, you know?” she told Usmagazine.com at the 13th annual Unforgettable Evening benefit Wednesday in L.A.
In addition to rendez-vousing with John Mayer, Swift is gearing up for Sunday’s Grammy’s, where she is up for eight awards!
“I get nervous about everything!” she told Us. “I am just so excited to be nominated for eight Grammys. That is sort of still unfathomable for me. I’ve never won one Grammy, so please wish me luck. I’m performing too, so hopefully that comes together.”
And what name will she be decked out in?
“I still have to find something to wear!” she told Us. “But I think it’ll all come together the day before!”
We predict it’ll be something easy for John Mayer to get her out of!
“I’m not dating,” the singer says on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Tuesday. “I don’t know if you know this, but I have sort of a funny track record. Which is actually not that strange given my age. I’m a little freaked out right now about it, to be honest.”
Dude’s got quite the track record: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Minka Kelly, among others!
“I’m just going to let time pass and just do my thing,” Mayer adds.
While he indirectly admits to his slutty ways, Mayer isn’t complaining about smashing some of Hollywood’s finest!
“For some reason, whoever I date has been famous for a while,” he says. “I can’t sit here and be like, ‘Oh please, let me live my life in private with this famous person who’s been around for 15 years.’ I have to figure out what are the things that I ask for and sign up for, in terms of cause and effect. The last thing you want is to see me bashing my head going, ‘I’m shocked that I’m being followed right now!’”
Though Mayer may have the reputation of a rap star, he says, “I have a good heart. I think I may have gotten lost a couple of times, but so does everybody. I’m just going to hunker down. 2010 is a peaceful year for me, no matter what I do.”
We won’t hold our breath on this one! He’s as douche bag as they get!
Who would’ve ever thought to hit up playboy John Mayer for love advice? Not us, that’s for damn sure!
Is Mayer Hollywood’s newest matchmaker? It certainly appears that way!
The 32-year-old singer put his love magic to work in order to help reunite on-again off-again lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Monday at New York City nightclub Butter.
Instead of getting his drink on and macking on the ladies, Mayer spent the night conversing back-and-forth between the lesbian lovers and by the end of the evening, LiLo and SamRo were talking again!
Though the former couple appeared to be having a grand old time, laughing and talking the night away, Lohan and Ronson left the club separately.
“Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages,” a witness at Butter tells the New York Daily News. “Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling.”
Linds always seems to be her happiest with Sam but once she hits the coke it’s all downhill!
For this year’s holiday, Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated turkey day together in Morocco.
The two attended a gala to celebrate the reopening of Hotel La Mamounia in Marrakech, reports Usmagazine.com.
While the two enjoyed their delicious Thanksgiving dinner, we’re sure they had plenty to talk about! From their former romances with Brad Pitt to the recent scandal involving both their loves lives, we bet there was never a dull moment!
Reports claim that Jen is still obsessing over ex John Mayer while Gwen is still dealing with rumors regarding hubby Chris Martin’s alleged affair with Kate Bosworth. Fortunately, friends of the duo insist their marriage is fine, and he did indeed attend the Thanksgiving gala with his wife.
Though Jennifer Aniston may have tried to reel in new boys this summer, such as Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler, they all ended in failed attempts!
Girl must be feeling lonely as the holiday season quickly approaches because her pathetic ass is crawling back to douche bag John Mayer!
The new issue of Us Weekly is reporting that the former duo are back on!
“He really got to her, and she’s hooked on him,” a source tells Us. “She just can’t let go.”
Ugh! What does she see in that disgusting pig? Jen certainly gets on our nerves but damn, she can do SO much better than that skeaze-ball!
A source close to Mayer tells the new issue of Us, “They are very close. They remain great friends. He thinks she’s amazing, nice and smart, and he has nothing but respect for her.”
Hmm, so officially back together or just doing that friends-with-benefits thing?
The two were recently spotted dining separately in New York City on Sept. 22, but apparently met later that night at the Four Seasons Hotel, a source said.
Sounds like a booty call to us!
Additionally, there have been reports claiming that the pair have been texting nonstop and recently dined with Jen’s BFF Courtney Cox and her husband David Arquette.
Considering John hasn’t Tweeted about it, we’ll believe it’s true for now…
A source revealed to Us: “There’s something about John that she just can’t resist.”
That’s shocking! We thought John Mayer did anything with a va-jay-jay!
Mayer, who’s practically known for doing anything that walks, is really adamant about letting the world know that he did NOT bang The Hills’ new bad girl Kristin Cavallari.
Oh, and of course he went to his Twitter page Wednesday to address this crazy rumor!
“Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis,” read his first post.
Hold on…his RIDIC tweets didn’t stop there!
He then went on to say, “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
“My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli,” he continued.
Finally, he ended by writing, “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
John Mayer is such a disgusting tool! We’re actually really surprised these two whores haven’t found there way in an out of each other…
Just two months ago, Tony Romo dumped then-girlfriend Jessica Simpson the day before her 29th birthday. Now he’s already moved onto 22 year-old Candice Crawford whom he brings to the same Dallas restaurants he used to take Jessica to.
“She can’t believe it,” an insider tells In Touch Weekly. “She doesn’t want Tony back, but no one wants to see that their ex has moved on with a hot and younger girl.”
Luckily to make up for her treacherous personal life, her career is going great with her new VH1 show, The Price of Beauty. The poor girl is still a mess though. “This couldn’t have come at a worse time for Jessica,” the friend adds. “It’s opened up a lot of old wounds. She’s pretty insecure about herself.”
Unfortunately, this new insecurity is leading Jessica down a dangerous, yet familiar path. An insider recently revealed that the singer is secretly hooking up with her ex John Mayer, who unceremoniously dumper her back in 2007 after dating for a year.
“They’ve always had an amazing connection,” a business associate of Jessica’s tells In Touch. However, Jessica just keeps ignoring the advice of friends who remind her that the notorious player is just going to use her and break her heart like he’s done before.
“Jessica is kidding herself that her and John stand a chance,” says a source.
Oh Jessica… the poor girl just can’t catch a break or a decent guy!
On Saturday, John Mayer helped his buddy, Rob Dyrdek celebrate his new movie Street Dreams at the L.A. club My House.
However, with the way the night panned out, John gave his fans something to Twitter about.
Dyrdek ended up drinking waaay too much, Mayer Twittered, and he had to take him to the hospital to have his stomach pumped.
While at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, he continued by Tweeting “In triage at Cedars with @Robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we just broke into applause.”
Just minutes later he added, “Applause. S***! Applause.”
The next day, Rob was clearly feeling better, Tweeting, “A funny night out with @johncmayer.”
He then posted a TMZ.com photo of himself looking completely hammered while being carried out of the club by Mayer. “Glow stick Dancing leads to this….” he joked.
Apparently though, after people found John’s tweets both grotesque and completely inappropriate Mayer claimed he was just joking when he sent those tweets, a source tells Usmagazine.com
Hilarious joke John. Good thing Jen broke up with you cuz it seems like you’ll never grow up…
John Mayer attempted to fool the paps this weekend with his lipstick covered face!
Mayer apparently convinced dozens of girls to kiss his face and t-shirt during a boys’ night out at MyHouse in Los Angeles, according to Usmagazine.com.
Why you ask? Probably because he’s not dating a high profile singer or actress to get him the publicity he’s currently lacking! Come on now, would that many girls seriously flock to such a douche bag?
Mayer even informed his Twitter followers prior to the prank.
”Trying to procure as many red lipstick kisses on my face as I can,” he Tweeted. “Trying to gag the photogs and make a joke.”
Um, how about gagging us cuz you are a joke! What a douche!
