Jessica Simpson is looking for the man of her dreams everywhere!
While visiting her grandmother in the hospital, who is recovering from having a tumor removed, Jess was scoping out the hotties in scrubs!
“Bored at the hospital,” Simpson Tweeted Monday night.
“I think I’m gonna go look for some hot doctors..Mc Dreamy? Mc Steamy? Clooney? Let the search begin….” she added, referring to the Grey’s Anatomy and ER stars.
A hot-ass doc just might be what J.Simp needs considering she’s looking for a smarty pants.
“I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men… people that will always keep me intrigued,” she told Extra in October.
We love ya girl, but a damn snail could keep you entertained for hours!
This must mean that her fling with Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan is no more! Bummer! We were hoping Jess would pop up in Chicago for his benefit concert for NorthShore University HealthSystem at LaSalle Power Company in a few weeks!
Jessica Simpson has never been too shy to talk about bodily functions and proved she isn’t embarrassed to let one rip in public either!
During a recent business meeting for her denim line, Simpson must’ve had rumbly tummy that she just couldn’t control!
“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” an insider tells Us Weekly.
We can only imagine J. Simp’s reaction, “Oops, was that me?!”
“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”
Damn momma! Why you gotta out her?!
Farting in front of others is nothing new for Jess. In case you’ve forgotten, during an episode of Newlyweds she let one rip in front of her then-hubby Nick Lachey, telling him, “You love my stinky ass,” and also had no shame admitting her fondness for between-the-sheets farts to a radio station in 2008.
Just another reason why we love and appreciate Jess so much!
Jessica Simpson may not know the difference between chicken and tuna, but girl sure knows a lot about making her booty look good!
The 29-year-old singer is teaming up with Camuto Group and Jones Apparel Group Inc., to launch her own bootylicious denim line, which is expected to hit stores this July!
“Because I live in denim, the fit was the most important. A girl’s booty needs to look good,” Simpson says.
While one may judge Jess’ taste in denim after being mocked for her high-waisted “mom jeans” last summer, we have confidence in our girl’s new fashion adventure!
J.Simp continues, “I was inspired to create a great denim line that complements the entire Jessica Simpson lifestyle brand — a jean that becomes a girl’s best friend, that everyday go-to pair.”
In addition to her new denim line, Simpson is also known for her handbag and shoe collection, which has supposedly earned $450 million!
Jessica Simpson says she never tasted Tiger Woods’ milk chocolate!
The new issue of Star claims that the singer and golfer got their flirt on in the presence of Simpson’s then boyfriend, Tony Romo during a July 2009 golf tournament. The tabloid even says the pair exchanged text messages days later!
Simpson took to her Twitter Wednesday, calling Star’s“shocking story” bullshit!
“[I] can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! ‘The Shocking Inside Story’ is (insert drumroll) A LIE!” she Tweeted.
A source close to Simpson also says their is absolutely NO truth to the magazine’s bogus claims.
“No part of this story is true,” the source tells Usmagazine.com.
The insider explains that Woods and Simpson met at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md., where they were photographed TOGETHER with Romo.
So, unless Tiger slipped his digits in Jess’ back-pocket then there wasn’t any late night texting!
“They met quickly and took a photo together,” the insider says. “She was only there for a few hours to sing the national anthem.”
Jessica’s definitely his type though! Blonde and big boobs! Unfortunately, she probably doesn’t meet his standards, simply because doesn’t have the trash factor that his other hoes do!
Jessica Simpson stepped out in New York City Friday with a new man by her side… and not just another douche bag athlete!
While Jess has proven to be into musicians, cough John Mayer cough, we never pictured her to be attracted to the Smashing Pumpkins’ Billy Corgan!
After being photographed together, rumors began circulating that the two are in fact an item!
“She has fallen hard and is smitten,” a source tells E! News, which reports that the 29-year-old singer and Corgan are “officially dating.”
What an awkward pairing! Since when is Jess into Mr. Clean lookalikes?! Lord knows the girl has serious organizing and cleaning issues, maybe that’s what she’s using him for?!
Surprise, surprise… when contacted by People, a rep for Simpson would only say that she doesn’t comment on her client’s personal life.
Wrong answer girl! That type of comment does nothing but feed the rumor!
The Boots Girls have met Billy, and while he’s a nice guy, we’ll always dub him as oddball of the year! We definitely don’t see this lasting, dude won’t be able to handle Jess’ ditzy personality!
While the rest of the world may refer to Jessica and Ashlee Simpson as jokes, Papa Joe Simpson insists that his famous daughters aren’t failures!
The whole fam damnily showed up to Ashlee’s Broadway debut in the role of Roxy at Monday’s performance of Chicago in Manhattan, and Joe admitted on the red carpet to feeling attacked by the media.
“We as a family are under a lot pressure,” Simpson said, adding that people want “to make us look bad and wants us to fail.”
Uhh, we don’t think they necessarily want his daughters to fail… maybe just him! Let’s face it, Joe’s a major creepshow who’s too involved in his daughter’s lives!
It’s definitely been a rough year for the Simpson sisters. Our girl Jess struggled with her weight, mourned the death of her precious dog Daisy and got dumped by NFL douchebag Tony Romo, while sister Ash got canned from the CW’s Melrose Place for poor acting!
“It was never a loss,” her father says of the Melrose burn. “The world says whatever it says. [The world], again, always want to make it look like we’r'e failures but we’re really just a family that works hard.”
As big Melrose Place fans we can attest that Ashlee’s acting did indeed suck but it made the show that much more entertaining!
If there’s one thing the Simpson’s know how to do, it’s ignore the media and move on.
“My children look at ups and downs and rise up above it all and remain strong…We’re just normal people, and we always try to be who we say we are.”
Joe’s a major creeper but we agree, J.Simp can’t do wrong in our eyes either!
Once again, Jessica Simpson is coming to her family’s defense.
The singer previously called Melrose Place“crap” after giving her younger sister, Ashlee Simpson Wentz the boot. Now, she’s going after celebrity blogger Perez Hilton who made fun of her nephew Bronx.
On Friday, Bronx’s first birthday, Perez wrote, “It’s been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vayjayjay and it’s all the family is talking about!”
He concluded his post by calling Bronx a “poor lil’ thing” who “doesn’t stand a chance!!!”
Jessica was NOT amused. Later that day she Twittered, “Does perez hilton..whatever his name really is..have no heart at all?Don’t ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.Sad 4 U”
Just hours after that though, her spirits seemed to be lifted as she Tweeted, “I challenge everyone to save up for a flt to somewhere you have always wanted to go. Get inspired beyond boundries [sic],” she wrote. “Find something waiting!”
Perez… you’re SO annoying. We totally have your back on this one Jess!
Today is the first birthday of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz’s son Bronx, and his parents are SO excited they took to Twitter to share the celebration!
“Happy Birthday to my precious angel on earth!!!” aunt Jessica Simpson Twittered this morning. “Bronx is 1 today!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I can’t believe it has been a year already.”
After welcoming her son last November, Ashlee has declared motherhood as “the most fantastic experience I have ever been through,” adding that her boy makes her “laugh and smile everyday.”
On Thursday, just one day prior to the little guy’s big day, Ashlee couldn’t contain her excitement!
“BX’s 1st bday tomorrow!” she wrote. “My angel is going to be a year!! The greatest year of my life.”
And Pete couldn’t help himself either.
He jumped on Twitter exclaiming, “Happy birthday bx. you dont have twitter and cant read this,” he joked. “Thanks to all my friends that recorded lullabies. cant believe its been a year.”
What a cute family! We’re glad to see that even after Ashlee’s Melrose drama she can still look back at her year and say it was the best!
Even after getting royally screwed over by douche bag Tony Romo, our girl Jessica Simpson finds it in her heart to be nice to the guy!
She’s just a tad nicer than us Boots Girls because there’s no way in hell we’d play it cool to a dude that dumped us the day before our birthday! We don’t deal with ASSHOLES. Period.
“Can’t forget the Cowboys! Great game yesterday,” the singer posted on Twitter Monday.
Always classy, J.Simp then made an LOL referencing being called a “Jessica Jinx” by Cowboy fans.
“My pink jersey was nowhere in sight I was screaming in my parents’ TV in Dallas gear though,” she Tweeted after the Cowboys beat the Philadelphia Eagles, 20-16 Sunday.
Moments later, she gave a personal shout-out to her ex-boyfriend, “‘Tougher Than The Rest’ YAY 9!”
We think she meant to say, “Asshole… just like the rest!”
I was screaming in my parents’ TV in Dallas gear though,” she Tweeted after the Cowboys beat the Philadelphia Eagles, 20-16 Sunday.
