Despite breaking up with Taylor Lautner in December, Taylor Swift still wants to jump his bones!

When asked by Elle magazine about the Twilight hottie, the country songstress appeared to stumble on her words.

“Um, well… Taylor Lautner,” she said in the magazine’s April issue.

Um, well WHAT?! You want to rip his clothes off and do nasty, nasty things to him like the rest of the female population?

While Swift still may have a thing for Lautner’s wash-board abs, this interview won’t work to bring them back together as it was probably conducted prior to their December split.

The country singer may have been foreshadowing their break-up when admitting, “I overthink everything, I overanalyze everything” in life.

“I’ve had countless opportunities to do some really bad things,” she says. “And then people start combing through everything I do trying to find the next mistake and misperception, which leads to more scrutiny.”

Girl, you are not Lindsay Lohan! Stop acting like the media is up your ass 24/7 about your coke-snorting ways!

While Taylor squared is dunzo for now, Swift explains that her current and former boytoys play a huge party in her song material.

“I like to categorize the various levels of heartbreak,” she tells Elle. “I’ve only had that happen once. A letdown is worth a few songs. A heartbreak is worth a few albums.”

Is that when Joe Jonas dumped her ass through a text message?

Poor innocent Taylor Swift!

While in Melbourne for her current Austalian tour, Swift visited the park and fed the possums and even shared the thrilling experience with her Twitter followers!

“Tonight the band and I played a show, then hopped in the van and headed to the park for some midnight wild possum feeding,” she Tweeted.

Little did she know her feeding frenzy with the possums would really upset Australian wildlife authorities! The Department of Sustainability and Environment even issued this statement:

“We know people who feed wild animals often have the best intentions and that it is attractive to tourists who want to interact with Australian wildlife,” a spokesperson said.

“However, DSE advises people not to feed wild animals… it can disrupt their natural behavior and it can cause some animals to lose their natural fear of people, making them vulnerable to attack.”

Yikes! looks like Taylor should double check before feeding any further wildlife!

Luckily for Swift, she was in no major trouble!

The songstress has had a blast down under and even found time to go shopping! Employees at a Melbourne boutique report that Taylor bought two ancient Chinese birdcages and a lavish Indian silk cushion!

Not exactly first on every girl’s list, but we’re sure Swift has a special place for her new items.

As for Taylor’s behavior around the store, “She was absolutely gorgeous and seemed very sweet,” a source tells RadarOnline.com.

Give the a girl a break! The DSE wouldn’t publicly out a normal person in this situation.

Taylor Swift and John Mayer do dinner… but what about each other?!

The new issue of Us Weekly reports that the two artists enjoyed a two-hour dinner date Jan. 24 at Nashville Bistro Cabana, and with all the speculation of a possible romance, who knows if dinner was all they enjoyed!

While a source tells Us that Swift views Mayer as a “mentor,” it’s hard to believe he wouldn’t be trying to tap the youngin’ considering he’s a total sleaze!

Taylor, who’s too young to realize he’s probably just looking for some ass, doesn’t mind the buzzing rumors!

“I try not to be a complainer, you know?” she told Usmagazine.com at the 13th annual Unforgettable Evening benefit Wednesday in L.A.

In addition to rendez-vousing with John Mayer, Swift is gearing up for Sunday’s Grammy’s, where she is up for eight awards!

“I get nervous about everything!” she told Us. “I am just so excited to be nominated for eight Grammys. That is sort of still unfathomable for me. I’ve never won one Grammy, so please wish me luck. I’m performing too, so hopefully that comes together.”

And what name will she be decked out in?

“I still have to find something to wear!” she told Us. “But I think it’ll all come together the day before!”

We predict it’ll be something easy for John Mayer to get her out of!

Who’s leading in Grammy nominations? Taylor Swift and Beyonce… surprise surprise!

One would think after winning almost every top music award this year, the country gal wouldn’t be surprised over her eight Grammy nominations, but she’s flippin’ ecstatic!

“I started freaking out and jumping up and down,” Swift told the Associated Press Wednesday night, after the announcements were made in L.A.

“I honestly never would have predicted this, eight nominations,” she said. “I’m ecstatic, and blown away and so so thankful.”

The 19-year-old singer is nominated for not only album of the year for her sophomore CD Fearless but also song and record of the year, in addition to others!

Although she has been nominated for a Grammy in the past, Swift said that winning one “is something that you daydream about.”

We think it’s safe to say that she’ll be walking away with at least one award! Girl better be thanking Kayne West in her acceptance speech because Lord knows if he didn’t act a fool that night she’d never have this recognition!

Beyonce Knowles, one of the 109 nominees, tops this year’s show with a whooping ten nominations.

B AKA Sasha Fierce is in the running for album of the year for her double CD, I Am … Sasha Fierce and has also been nominated twice for song of the year for hit singles Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) and Halo… as well as many others!

In addition to the two leading ladies, other nominees include: Kanye West with six nominations, Lady Gaga for her debut album Fame with five nominations, The Black Eyed Peas for The E.ND., and Dave Matthews Band for Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King!

In fear that she might be dubbed the next Kanye West, country singer Wynonna Judd is apologizing for her earlier remarks about Country Music’s Entertainer of the Year, Taylor Swift!

Judd released an apology via her website Thursday that read, “I understand that my comment… came across as a negative statement. My intent was not to take anything away from her talent and contributions to the country music industry…all of which are truly unprecedented for an artist of ANY age.”

Judd slammed Swift on Wednesday prior to the award show when she told USA Today that the 19-year-old’s nomination was “too much, too soon… Time is God’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. It’s just too much of a good thing soon… I want kids to earn it.”

The country star adds, “Taylor is a beautiful, hard working young woman that deserves the success she has had and I support her as an artist and as a woman in the business.”

At least Wynonna’s apology sounds a bit more sincere then Mr. West’s! Speak of the devil, did dude ever escape to India to recoup?

Just like Kanye West didn’t think Taylor Swift deserved Video Of the Year at the 2009 VMAs, country star Wynonna Judd says the youngin’ isn’t ready to be called Entertainer of the Year!

On Wednesday, Swift became the youngest artist ever to win Country Music Association Awards’ top honor: Entertainer of the Year!

“You want my honest comment? It’s too much too soon,” Judd told USA Today on Swift’s win. “Time is God’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. It’s just too much of a good thing too soon.”

So maybe it is too much too soon but give the girl a damn break! She seems to have a great head on her shoulders and is handling the sudden fame perfectly!

Judd added, “My thing is, being a home-school mom, I want kids to earn it, and I think some time … ’cause mom and I rode in a car for the first year of our career to visit radio stations. There was a making of the star, there was a rising up, and the fans went with us.”

Maybe Wynonna should worry a little less about Taylor and focus more on her own face because it’s a freakin’ hot mess!

“Now it’s over coffee breaks, the success, almost,” she added. “You have to play catch up … It’s like the girl who wins an Oscar and she’s under 20. What do you do from here?”

While we hate Kanye with a passion… props to him for making Taylor a superstar!

As of today, Taylor Swift’s self-titled album will spend its 157th week on Billboard’s Top 200 chart!

According to Billboard, the album, released back in October of 2006, has spent more weeks than any other album this decade.

Moreover, Taylor surpassed the 151-week chart life of Shania Twain’s Come On Over, making her disc the longest-charting album from a female country artist in the Nielsen SoundScan era.

Finally, Taylor will be performing later this week on the CMA Awards, where she is the youngest artist in history to be nominated for the organizations’ Entertainer of the Year Award.

You go girl!!!

Beyonce Knowles is FINALLY speaking out about Kanye West’s outburst at the 2009 VMAs when he rushed the stage to announce that she should’ve won Best Female Video over cute country gal Taylor Swift!

This is so last month! Wonder why B is breaking her silence now? Oh yeah, probably to avoid answering questions regarding Papa Knowles’ affair with a 30-year-old who’s apparently pregnant with his baby!

“Well, I knew his intentions, and I knew he was standing up for art; and he told me before, when they said the nominees, he’s like, ‘You have this award,’” Beyonce told O magazine editor Gayle King (via MTV News) at the Billboard Awards over the weekend, when she was named Woman of the Year.

Girl certainly thinks highly of herself! We love Beyonce, but way to indirectly throw another dig at Taylor!

“When they didn’t call my name, he was, like, completely shocked,” she says. “And when he walked on the stage, I was like, ‘No, no, no!’ and then he spoke, and I was like, ‘Oh, no, no, no!’”

Wasn’t she sitting in the front row? She should’ve grabbed his drunk-ass as he walked by then!

Beyonce justified the whole incident by saying, “”But in the end, it ended up being a great night, and Taylor Swift did get her moment — and I didn’t have to make an acceptance speech.”

We don’t care if Michael freakin’ Jackson deserved to to win the award… you just don’t do that kind of shit! It’s called CLASS and RESPECT. Two things Kanye is seriously lacking.

Did Kanye West prove to Taylor Swift that he’s not so heartless?

West phoned Swift after her appearance on The View Sept. 15 to apologize for interrupting her at the 2009 MTV Video Music awards and get this, the country gal claims the apology was heartfelt.

For real?! Too bad there isn’t audio! It probably went something like this: Hey yo, I did some things but that’s the old me.

“I’ve been alive for 19-and-a-half years, and I’ve experienced a few different kinds of apologies, and that one was sincere,” she said on SIRIUS XM’s Morning Mash Up radio show Friday.

West has issued three apologies since the stint and told Jay Leno he was planning “to take some time off” to try to figure out what caused his bogus outburst.

Hmm, what about his other 100 outbursts?! The only way we’ll actually believe his apology was sincere is if he cools it with his egotistical ass comments from here on out.

“I’m just ashamed that my hurt caused someone else’s hurt,” he said.

Yeah, right! Kanye will never go away because he can’t live without the attention.

Has Taylor Swift been inspired to put her feelings down on paper about her VMA moment that was ruined by egotistical asshole Kanye West?

Swift told Ryan Seacrest this morning that it’s definitely a possibility.

“Well, I think that in order to write a song about something, I have to have clarity and be completely sure and I’m not there yet,” she said on Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning radio show Friday.

We’re definitely Team Taylor but girl what are you thinking? Kanye feeds off of attention — good or bad — hence your little incident. Our advice? Let it go and act like you couldn’t be at all phased by it! There’s enough Kanye haters out there that have your back anyway.

Though it’s been a crazy week for Ms. Swift after being part of one of the most shocking VMA moments ever, she’s still ecstatic over her first Moonman!

Despite West’s diss, she said she was “really proud to bring the first VMA home to Nashville. [It's good] to know there’s a Moonman on it’s way to Nashville.”

In addition, celebs having been reaching out to her all week!

“I got flowers from Janet Jackson!” Swift said. “It was the nicest card ever — I took a picture of it! But it was really, really nice, and everyone was really sweet to me this week.”

Aww… how sweet!