In the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine, Hailey Glassman revealed that her ex, Jon Gosselin’s penis is “tiny, tiny, tiny.” Now, just a few days later, another “source” tells the magazine that his ex wife, Kate Gosselin referred to his manhood as “stubby.”
The source admits that Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon’s stunted member, and even called him “stubby” to his face to mock his shortcomings.
Reports from Us Weekly claim that Kate often chastised Jon over the course of their marriage, which was officially finished last December. Jon even admitted to Good Morning America last September, “I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down.”
Hailey also admitted that she often mocked his teeny-weenie to his face too!
“He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,’” she tells the mag. “I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’”
Hailey Glassman comments on Jon Gosselin’s 3-incher-pincher!
In a new interview with Steppin’ Out magazine, Glassman doesn’t hold back when it comes to details regarding Gosselin’s manhood, or shall we say, lack there of!
“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” Glassman claims.
How awful! Under all that Ed Hardy gear and flabby tummy we thought Jon must’ve had a massive peen the way he reels in youngins! Clearly, they’re only using him to soak up their 15 minutes of fame!
He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy,” she snipes. “I’m serious. This is true,” she adds, even claiming he measures up to about “3 inches.”
Now is that flaccid or hard?! Either way, how unfortunate!
The bitter ex explains that “anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.” Unable to get over its size, Glassman adds that she “would laugh about it with my mom.”
Just as she LOL’ed about it with her mom, Hailey also had no problem poking fun at Jon about it. “He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,’” Glassman recalls.
“I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’ I would tell him that all the time.”
While The Boots Girls aren’t Jon’s biggest fans, what guy wants to hear that?! We’re not surprised he kicked Hailey’s ass to curb. Hopefully new girly Morgan Christie appreciates his small package.
“Having sex with Jon was bittersweet,” she says.
Jon’s new girl must believe in the saying, it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean!
Hailey Glassman Has A Mouthful For Jon’s New Rich B*tch!
January 18th, 2010
Hailey Glassman has a few words for Jon Gosselin and his new ho!
Obviously still bitter after their highly publicized break-up, Glassman says she isn’t surprised that Jon has moved on so quickly, and in fact, thinks his new girlfriend, 25-year-old Morgan Christie is perfect for him!
“Congratulations for finding yet another young girl with a rich family,” Glassman told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “I hope he marries her so he can pay me my money back.”
Hailey’s dumb as rocks but props to her for making us LOL! Honey, we think it’s safe to say that you can kiss that money goodbye! That’s why you should’ve taken that bag of Louis Vuitton goodies when you ransacked his Manhattan apartment!
Like Glassman, Christie comes from a family rollin’ in dough! The Greenwich, Conn., native met Mr. Fame Whore while skiing in Utah on Thanksgiving, when shit really started to hit the fan between Jon and Hailey!
During that time, Glassman publicly outed Jon via Twitter, calling him a liar because he claimed to be spending the holiday with his grandmother, but instead was shacking up with a new rich bitch!
“You know what I have to say to her? Tag, you’re it!” Glassman said. “He did the same thing to me and my family. He was living with us. I wish him all the best, but any tears I shed for him now are tears of joy.”
Honestly why are some broads so stupid?! After this past year, who in their right freakin’ mind would EVER think of dating Jon Gosselin, Chris Brown or Tiger Woods?! Come on ladies!
Damn! Someone really wanted to stick it in him… and we’re not talking about former bestie Michael Lohan being all up in his ass!
A photograph of Jon Gosselin’s terrorized apartment, which displays a large Japanese chef’s knife speared through a note and stuck into the top of his dresser, has exclusively been obtained by RadarOnline.com.
Additionally, stuffing from a shredded piece of furniture can also be seen in the photo. Gosselin reported that when he returned home pieces of clothing and ruined furniture were strewed about the apartment.
His team, blames ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman for the destructive mess as she had recently moved her shit out of the apartment after the official break-up.
While Glassman’s attorney denies such a thing, he admits that his client did indeed take items from the apartment but only ones that belonged to her.
Hmm, we’re wondering why she left the box of Louis Vuitton goodies?!
Every girl knows the first reaction to a rough breakup is new hair. Well, Kate Gosselin took this remedy to the furthest extent-sion.
To kick off 2010 with a bang, the mom of eight got hair extensions, and sported them on the most recent issue of People magazine with the catch phrase “I’m Starting Over”. Apparently the hair took 20 HOURS to do!
In the issue, Kate tells the magazine, “I’m starting over. It’s good to have hair again. I never thought I’d have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life. I’m rebuilding. There’s no option for this not to be a good year. Now I get to start over with a new self and new goals.”
Entertainment Tonight felt it necessary to get the reaction of Kate’s new do from Jon Gosselin’s ex Hailey Glassman, who surprisingly exclaimed, “I like it! It’s a little shocking due to how short it was before. I think a new look is a new start and happier times. She’s like fine wine. Better over time. Did I mention how great her body looks? I wonder who her surgeon is?… Jon always gave her sh** about having short hair. Props to Kate. She can now be a MILF!”
Ummm, the extensions are over-dramatic, totally obvious, and quite frankly, unappealing. No doubt though, next to the coined “Kate Gosselin” coiffe… the new do is a HUGE improvement!
Adam Lambert: “To keep being positive and try to live in the moment and enjoy this.”
Justin Timberlake: “I’m going to underpromise myself for 2010 so if it goes well I’ll be like, ‘Oh my God! Such a surprise!’”
Ashlee Simpson: “All my focus is on my son. Every day being a better mom and learning with him. It’s an incredible experience.”
Hailey Glassman: “To finally stand up for myself, not let myself be controled and manipulated by Jon. I wish for him out of my life.”
Miley Cyrus: “I need to stop talking about things I want to do, and just get out there and do it. That’s been my biggest goal recently, especially while I’m on the road.”
Mya: “My new year’s resolution was to be a vegetarian for six months out of this year. I did three months and stopped and then I’m almost done with my second three months commitment.”
Hailey Glassman Accuses Jon Gosselin Of Beating Her Ass!
December 30th, 2009
Is Jon Gosselin really becoming the next Michael Lohan?
Fame whore? Check! Divorced dad’s club? Check! Women beater? Check!
After ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman allegedly terrorized Gosselin’s Manhattan, she has now filed a harassment complaint with the NYPD, her attorney tells the New York Post.
“The document speaks for itself,”Stephanie Ovadia said, adding that the complaint also alleges verbal abuse.
The reality TV dad apparently slammed Glassman against the wall of the apartment they once shared… and not in a I wanna rip your clothes off and do you now way!
What caused Gosselin to become so furious?
“A picture of her kissing another man,” a source claims to the Post.
That lucky man is none other than boxing promoter Damon Feldman, who Glassman met when she refereed at a recent celebrity boxing event at a Pennsylvania hotel.
We’re not entirely sure why Jon went all Chris Brown on her ass considering they were dunzo at the time and the fact that he’s the king of cheating!
Not surprisingly, Gosselin has denied the charges to his attorney Mike Heller, who told the Post, “Jon is a lover, not a fighter…He’s been rumored to steal a kiss here and there, but he has never been accused of landing a sucker punch.”
Jon’s attorney may wanna take a stab at comedy because that’s definitely an LOL statement right there!
While Hailey continues to deny trashing Jon’s apartment, she has admitted to writing the note in which she called him a “lowlife” but calls the other claims “a huge publicity stunt.”
“Somebody is trying to frame my client,” Glassman’s attorney Anand Ahuja said in a statement.
To truly become Michael Lohan all Jon Gosselin has to do now is run back to ex-fling Kate Major…
Hailey Glassman Denies Terrorizing Jon Gosselin’s Apartment
December 29th, 2009
Hailey Glassman denies ransacking ex-boyfriend Jon Gosselin’s NYC digs.
Her attorney, Anand Ahuja, claims it was a “huge, huge publicity stunt.” Really? Jon may be an idiot, but we doubt he’s dumb enough to vandalize his own stuff for a headline!
When Gosselin returned to his New York City pad on Dec. 26 he found that it had been burglarized and vandalized.
Gosselin also found a nasty note from Glassman stabbed to their dresser with a butcher knife. She admits to writing the note, but tells the New York Post she did not use a knife to hang it. She also denies slashing his clothing, his bed and smashing his family’s 100-year-old vase and his electronics.
In a statement, her attorney, Anand Ahuja, says: “To me, it appears to be a huge publicity stunt. It appears that somebody is trying to frame my client, Hailey Glassman, because she didn’t take anything from that apartment that she was not entitled to take with her. I don’t see any truth in what is circling around in the media against my client. Jon told Hailey to take whatever she wanted to take, and that he was not going to come back to the apartment because he was moving.”
We don’t buy her attorney’s bogus statement for one second. In one breath he says she didn’t take anything that she wasn’t entitled to, and in the next breath he says Jon said she could take whatever she wanted. We doubt he’d give up a thing — dude’s got nothing left outside of what’s in that sad little apartment.
Hailey Glassman described one of Jon Gosselin’s other women as “cuckoo”, but it looks like she may be very cuckoo herself!
Gosselin’s New York City apartment was vandalized over the weekend and some are pointing fingers at Glassman, according to Usmagazine.com.
The dad of eight found his pad burglarized and ransacked when he returned on Saturday after spending Christmas with his eight children in Pennsylvania, his rep told Us.
“This is no minor incident,” Gosselin’s rep tells Us. “The police are investigating. He walked into his apartment and it was a disaster. The couch was cut up, his kids’ Wii is missing, his blu ray DVD player is gone, the pots and pans are gone, the couch was sliced up, all of his clothes and shoes are all sliced and torn up. And the knives were left in there.”
In addition to $100,000 worth of damage, someone wrote the word “cheater” into the bed headboard and a butcher knife was used to slice open the mattress.
A source says that there was note left on the counter with what appeared to be written in Glassman’s signature.
“Is it convenient that Hailey was just there and moved out this week?” the source says. “Everything was fine, they were friends, talking from time to time, him and Kate are cool and he has to come home to the city to this? Who else would do this? It’s sick, like a case of Fatal Attraction.”
Another indicator that the culprit was Hailey is the status update she posted on her Twitter Page Friday.
“FYI That apartment everyone calls Jon’s apartment was my apartment as well,” she Twittered. “We split rent! He’s been living off my family and I.”
She went on to Twitter that she “found out a week ago he’s been pocketing our rent money ‘n not paying the rent!”
Wow! Loser Jon Gosselin has found himself in yet another messy situation! Jon better pray cuckoo Hailey doesn’t get her hands on an ice pick and a white Hermes scarf!
After a year of fame and fortune (or so she may think), Hailey Glassman says she wants Jon Gosselin out of her life for good!
The 22-year-old ex-girlfriend of the TV daddy announced her 2010 plans via her private account.
“My New years resolution is to finally stand up for myself, not let myself be controled+manipulated by Jon,” Glassman Tweeted. “I wish for him out of my life.”
Our New Year’s resolution? That Hailey Glassman learns how to use spell check!
While the two once appeared all lovey-dovey, kiss-kiss, Glassman admitted to feeling “emotionally abused” by Gosselin during their relationship and that he often had “mantrums.”
Well, after dealing with Kate for that many years we can only imagine the amount of built up anger… dude finally snapped!
Hailey must’ve hit up the eye doctor recently because she’s finally seeing Jon’s playa ways!
On Dec. 8, Glassman told RadarOnline.com that she was furious to learn of Gosselin’s weekend fling with Star magazine reporter Kate Major.
“I’m mind boggled and hurt by it,” she said. “And he still lies to me about it and denies it to this day.”
So she was either living under a rock or just as dumb as one?
With hopes to sticking to her New Year’s resolution, Glassman has finally decided to pack up her belongings and move out of the Manhattan apartment she once shared with Gosselin.
“Moving into my new place! :-), and another resolution is what every womens says “Get back into shape”.-lol.Ladies lets all succeed together.”
In that case, instead of refereeing girl-on-girl boxing, maybe Hailey should get in the ring and throw some punches? Hailey Glassman vs. Kate Major anyone?
