Annoyed with her porn star extensions, Gosselin chopped off about five inches and showed off a stick-straight shoulder-length ‘do with bangs in New York City Friday night while getting her party on at hot spot Butter.
Her long locks must’ve been too much too handle in addition to her eight kiddies!
Guess who’s back, back again, Kate’s back… tell a friend!
Brace yourselves ladies and gentlemen, Kate Gosselin is headed back to daytime TV!
While her as-of-yet untiled TLC reality series isn’t expected to premiere until late spring or early summer, expect to see a new and improved Kate Gosselin on another episode of The View!
Ugh! As if Elisabeth Hasselbeck isn’t enough, now we gotta listen to another blonde bitch?
Gosselin will join the ladies of The View in a repeat engagement March 11, Entertainment Tonight reports.
This will be the mommy of eight’s second time co-hosting the popular morning show as she first appeared in Sept. 2009, while smack dab in the middle of her divorce with Jon Gosselin.
If you haven’t gotten enough of your Kate fix in by March 11 make sure to stay tuned to her upcoming reality show! It won’t feature the eight kiddies but instead will follow Kate “trying different jobs and tasks and showing how she performs in different environments,” according to a recent report.
Honestly, who the f*ck really wants to watch her perform daily tasks? Go get a real job, Kate!
After laying down $7,000 for a head full of fake-ass hair, Kate Gosselin threw a major hissy fit!
The mommy of eight decided to drop her signature spikey bob this year for a new look: long blonde hair extensions! The process took 20 hours and okay, maybe she didn’t pay the full $7,000 because let’s not forget, she is a famous reality star, but is she regretting the drastic change?
“She hates it!” a source tells the new issue of Us Weekly.
“She thinks her hair looks over processed and damaged,” adds the insider. “She’s afraid people will think she’s one of Tiger Woods’ bimbos!”
Funny she should say that because The Boots Girls first reaction to her new look? Umm, is she auditioning for the next season of Bret Michael’sRock of Love?!
Twins Cara and Mady aren’t feeling mommy’s new do either. In fact, the girls shrieked “Eww!” when they saw Kate’s long locks.
“They started laughing,” says the source. “Kate ended up in her room crying.”
O-M-G! Kate’s been spending too much damn time with her kids that she’s boo-hooing over ridiculous shit. Obviously her new boytoy dug the fake hair if he took her on a public lunch date!
“Kate has been trying different things, from headbands to ponytails to a Farrah Fawcett–style ‘do. She’s just not sure what she wants.”
We’re actually quite shocked Kate didn’t demand that the stylist remove the extensions immediately after spending 20 hours installing them! Hmm, is Kate slowly losing her bad habits?! We can only hope.
It was only a matter of time before Kate Gosselin jumped back onto the small screen. This time however, she’s sans “plus eight”.
According to celeb website The Wrap, Kate will be “trying different jobs and tasks and showing how she performs in the different environments.” The TLC show has yet to be named, but is slated to premiere in late spring or early summer.
Additionally, the program will most-likely have an interactive component, where the professions and challenges will somehow be determined by the audience, according to The Wrap.
For example a potential scenario could include Kate working in a restaurant. (Actually, in December, Kate was spotted behind the counter at a popular greasy diner in Raleigh, N.C.)
Execs are more than convinced that Kate can easily headline her own gig. “She’s proven herself to be a celebrity in her own right,” an executive at Discovery, which owns TLC, told TheWrap. “With the interest she generates, she can fit into any role on her own.”
And Kate believes she’s got what it takes too! At a women’s conference last year, she exclaimed, “I’ve been given the gift of gab, so why not use it?”
Well, it looks like Kate got everything she wanted and more! Another TV show, but this time… no kids to steal her spotlight!
Every girl knows the first reaction to a rough breakup is new hair. Well, Kate Gosselin took this remedy to the furthest extent-sion.
To kick off 2010 with a bang, the mom of eight got hair extensions, and sported them on the most recent issue of People magazine with the catch phrase “I’m Starting Over”. Apparently the hair took 20 HOURS to do!
In the issue, Kate tells the magazine, “I’m starting over. It’s good to have hair again. I never thought I’d have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life. I’m rebuilding. There’s no option for this not to be a good year. Now I get to start over with a new self and new goals.”
Entertainment Tonight felt it necessary to get the reaction of Kate’s new do from Jon Gosselin’s ex Hailey Glassman, who surprisingly exclaimed, “I like it! It’s a little shocking due to how short it was before. I think a new look is a new start and happier times. She’s like fine wine. Better over time. Did I mention how great her body looks? I wonder who her surgeon is?… Jon always gave her sh** about having short hair. Props to Kate. She can now be a MILF!”
Ummm, the extensions are over-dramatic, totally obvious, and quite frankly, unappealing. No doubt though, next to the coined “Kate Gosselin” coiffe… the new do is a HUGE improvement!
Santa won’t be climbing down the Gosselin’s chimney this year! And not because the eight children have been bad, but because they flat out don’t believe in his bullshit!
“They don’t believe in Santa Claus,” a Gosselin pal reveals of nine year-old twins Mady and Cara and five year-old sextuplets Alexis, Hannah, Aeden, Collin, Leah and Joel. “Mady and Cara ruined it for the sextuplets,” the source explains, “and told them a few years ago that Santa wasn’t real, and that their presents come from Mommy and Daddy.”
We highly doubt Cara had anything to do with the Santa slip! Mady, our least favorite Gosselin, clearly was just being a bitch and decided to ruin the magic for her siblings!
Looks like Mady’s bad behavior is rubbing off on the little ones! Like The Grinch, the sextuplets are trying to ruin Christmas for all of Wernersville, Pa.!
“The sextuplets are the ones at school who tell the other kids there’s no Santa Claus,” the source explained.
So maybe the kiddies won’t be leaving milk and cookies for Santa Claus on Christmas eve but they’ve definitely gotten into the holiday cheer! The Gosselins have set up a twelve-foot tree, decorated with white lights and a big star on top, in the family room at the back of the house.
We think Mady needs a swift kick to the ass this year! Someone’s gotta tell that poor child who’s boss because it certainly shouldn’t be her!
While the rest of America may not be missing the Jon and Kate Plus 8 gang, Kate Gosselin says her eight children aren’t doing so well without the cameras!
“They cried in the van on the way home from school the other day. I finally admitted to them, they kept asking, ‘Where’s the camera crew? Where’s the camera crew? We miss them.’ And I said, ‘Our show is over.’ …Eight sobbing kids driving home from school,” Kate says on Barbara Walters’The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009, airing Wednesday on ABC.
Sounds more like they miss the relationships they built with the camera crew rather than being on TV for all of America to see. Kate definitely has a knack for stretching the truth!
In September, TLC made the announcement that they were giving Kate’s estranged hubby Jon Gosselin the boot, and that he’d no longer appear on the show after Nov. 2 causing the show to be renamed, Kate Plus 8. Unfortunately, Kate and her boo-hooing children got the shock of a lifetime when Jon objected to his kids appearing on TV, claiming that he had an “epiphany” that the show was exploiting his children.
Of course, Kate disagrees, telling Walters that Jon ended the show “because he could.”
“Unless you live in my house and, and see how everything that we have done with the show has been such a great experience, you can’t speak,” she added.
Maybe so in the beginning but the show became damaging to the children once TLC chose to focus more on Jon and Kate’s separation. Honestly, what child would want to relive their parent’s divorce on TV?
Kate claims, that to this day, her eight children continue to “watch DVDs of our show and it’s family memories to them.”
Yeah, it reminds them of the good ‘ole days before their daddy turned into a disgusting man whore and their mommy became blind to everything but $$$!
While Kate says she doesn’t consider herself a star (yeah, right), she’s slated to begin her talk show next spring, but tells Walters she’s a “mom, first, always, foremost.”
Hailey Glassman pulled a Lindsay Lohan — only less dramatic — on Friday, outing her on-again, off-again boyfriend Jon Gosselin via her Twitter page!
Gosselin — who originally planned to spend Thanksgiving with Glassman and her family — ditched them after their split and made plans to celebrate the holiday with his grandmother.
Well, Jon pulled another shiesty move and ditched his g-ma for a weekend in Utah!
“LOL-U are in Utah snowboarding w/’friends’-lol-ur redic,” Glassman Tweeted.
Damn, let’s hope grandma Gosselin doesn’t have a Twitter! Her poor feelings!
We can only imagine the trouble Jon got into while snowboarding in Utah with his buddies… and a group full of hoes! The daddy of eight probably took advantage of all the holiday snow bunnies!
While Jon got his party on in the mountains, estranged wife Kate spent turkey day with the kids at their $1.1 million home in Wernersville, Pa., joined by her bodyguard and alleged f*ck buddy, Steve Neild, his wife and their kids.
Talk about awkward. We wonder if Steve and Kate were playing a touchy feely game under the table! Lord knows girl could use a good lay… she’d probably be less of bitch!
Jon Gosselin was expecting to celebrate Thanksgiving with his girlfriend Hailey Glassman and her family. Unfortunately, now that the two have split, he is making new arrangements.
“I won’t be home,” he says in a video on X17.com. “I’m going to my grandma’s.”
However, it’s not that he wouldn’t love to celebrate turkey day with his eight children, it’s just that it’s Kate’s designated day with the kids. Fortunately, they will all be reunited come Christmas Eve.
“Christmas Eve and Christmas day are joint-shared custody days, which means we’re both in the house,” he recently said. “So we’ll be there.”
And hopefully, there won’t be any drama as Kate and Jon plan to stick to their family traditions.
The kids “do the stockings early Christmas morning,” he said. “Kate makes sticky buns. We keep it all the same. Nothing has changed. That way they have the sense of security with everything that’s going on.”
Jon and Kate’s divorce should be finalized prior to 2010.
The holiday season is a time for sharing and caring! That’s why Jon Gosselin plans on celebrating Christmas at home with estranged wife, Kate Gosselin and their eight children.
“Christmas Eve and Christmas day are joint-shared custody days, which means we’re both in the house,” he tells AOL’s PopEater.com. “So we’ll be there.”
And, he’s even saying the two plan on having a civil reunion by sticking to tradition.
The kids “do the stockings early Christmas morning,” he says. “Kate makes sticky buns. We keep it all the same. Nothing has changed. That way they have the sense of security with everything that’s going on.”
He adds, “This year, there’s a lot of paparazzi, so who knows? Every year it’s different.”
And while it’s still early, Jon admits that with his hectic schedule he hasn’t really been able to do any holiday shopping yet.
“It will probably be all Internet-based this year, pre-wrapped,” he adds. “You know, I’m a guy, when there’s free gift wrap, I’m like, ‘Yeah, yes please.’”
Well, all this family can wish for this Christmas Eve is one holy night… but who knows if that’s even possible with these two!
