The former TLC star has been in a battle to seek primary care of his children with his super bitch of an ex-wife, Kate Gosselin. In the end, Jon hopes to get Kate to pay him support payments, RadarOnline.comreports.
Since Kate joined Dancing With the Stars, Jon claims the reality-TV mommy has been absent from her eight children — and we believe it!
At the same time though, we know the jerk just wants easy money!
“But the truth is Jon is going broke,” a source reveals. “He hasn’t had a steady job since Jon & Kate Plus 8 went off the air.”
Desperate much?!
Chub-a-dub-dub still has some money leftover but the funds are dwindling as we speak.
“He came out the loser on the publicity end in that divorce,” the source says.
Sadly for him, it seems that no television networks, as well as the rest of the human population, cares about his poor ass.
“Nobody paying any real money wants Jon to star in a TV show,” the source explains. “Kate is perceived as the far more interesting person and Jon is left with no career.”
He blew his money defending his breach of contract with TLC and has now found himself in a penniless situation.
“His cash is disappearing quickly,” the source says. “He doesn’t want to pay Kate any more and doesn’t feel that he can afford to. Now he’s going after her and it looks like things are going to get ugly.”
Uh oh! And the Jon and Kate drama begins yet again!
Will Jon Gosselin call in to vote for ex-wifey Kate Gosselin on this season of Dancing With the Stars?!
He just might!
Mr. Chub chub took to his Twitter page Tuesday to address Kate’s upcoming stint on the ABC hit show!
“Congratulations to Kate for joining the new season of DWTS. I am thrilled for her. She has my support and vote,” he wrote.
The reality-TV dad slash man-whore must be turning over a new leaf in the new year… a couple months late!
“Here is to 2010 for new beginnings and leaving the past mistakes in 2009,” Jon added.
While Jon may be putting on a happy face and wishing Kate the best of luck, a source close to the reality-TV dad tells Us Weekly, “Jon’s angry because doing Dancing with the Stars will keep [Kate] away from the kids for days, and she still won’t let him have extra custody…Nannies will watch them instead of Jon.”
Riiight! Dude is a media attention seeking freak! We all know he’s just pissed that Kate’s going to be gracing our televisions two nights a week, while he sits at home doing diddly-squat!
Jon’s rep tells Us, “He’s happy for her. She’s still part of his family and he supports her 100 percent.”
Hmm, we wonder if Jon will make an appearance in the DWTS audience?! It’ll be the most airtime he’s gotten in months!
While TLC is still unsure about whether or not they’ll bring back Jon and Kate Plus 8, they’ve made it crystal clear that they don’t want the Ed Hardy loving douche bag back on their network!
TLC’s parent company sued Jon Gosselin late last year for breaching his contract, won a preliminary injunction against him and was set to take the reality-TV dad to trial in April.
Instead of getting tangled in a mess of bullshit, both parties announced their settlements Wednesday, and of course left out all the juicy details!
Despite settling their lawsuit with Gosselin, TLC has washed their hands clean of him and refuse to let him back on the network, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
“TLC is done with Jon. They have him under contract still, but they don’t plan to use him,” one TV source told Radar.
While Kate Gosselin sits at home praying a million times a day that Jon and Kate Plus 8 returns to TLC, unfortunately as of right now, there aren’t any concrete plans for it’s comeback.
“The show could come back as a series of specials,” the TV source told Radar. “It made the network a lot of money.”
Who knows, maybe ex pal Michael Lohan will invite the Gosselins to participate in Crossing Borders?! We all know Jon and Kate are itching to get back on reality-TV and back in the spotlight!
In the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine, Hailey Glassman revealed that her ex, Jon Gosselin’s penis is “tiny, tiny, tiny.” Now, just a few days later, another “source” tells the magazine that his ex wife, Kate Gosselin referred to his manhood as “stubby.”
The source admits that Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon’s stunted member, and even called him “stubby” to his face to mock his shortcomings.
Reports from Us Weekly claim that Kate often chastised Jon over the course of their marriage, which was officially finished last December. Jon even admitted to Good Morning America last September, “I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down.”
Hailey also admitted that she often mocked his teeny-weenie to his face too!
“He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,’” she tells the mag. “I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’”
Kate Major seconds Hailey Glassman’s claims that Jon Gosselin’s peen is practically invisible!
“Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting,” Kate, another of his exes, tells Life & Style. “I’m surprised he’s so ‘cocky’ because down there he’s not.”
As if Michael Lohan is working with anything better!
So tell us ladies, what was it about Jon that made you stick around??? Oh yes, “love.”
Hailey Glassman comments on Jon Gosselin’s 3-incher-pincher!
In a new interview with Steppin’ Out magazine, Glassman doesn’t hold back when it comes to details regarding Gosselin’s manhood, or shall we say, lack there of!
“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” Glassman claims.
How awful! Under all that Ed Hardy gear and flabby tummy we thought Jon must’ve had a massive peen the way he reels in youngins! Clearly, they’re only using him to soak up their 15 minutes of fame!
He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy,” she snipes. “I’m serious. This is true,” she adds, even claiming he measures up to about “3 inches.”
Now is that flaccid or hard?! Either way, how unfortunate!
The bitter ex explains that “anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.” Unable to get over its size, Glassman adds that she “would laugh about it with my mom.”
Just as she LOL’ed about it with her mom, Hailey also had no problem poking fun at Jon about it. “He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,’” Glassman recalls.
“I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’ I would tell him that all the time.”
While The Boots Girls aren’t Jon’s biggest fans, what guy wants to hear that?! We’re not surprised he kicked Hailey’s ass to curb. Hopefully new girly Morgan Christie appreciates his small package.
“Having sex with Jon was bittersweet,” she says.
Jon’s new girl must believe in the saying, it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean!
After witnessing his life for the past year via TV and tabloids, what could Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend, Morgan Christie possibly see in him?!
While Christie has kept hush hush about their relationship her friends are letting the cat out of the bag on this one! She’s just looking for her 15 minutes of fame!
Ew! We’d rather be dirt poor than have sex with that dirty monster!
“I have no doubt she’s doing it for the publicity. It’s all about getting her picture taken. I mean, there’s nothing attractive about Jon Gosselin. Why would Morgan want to be with an older, overweight man with eight kids?” a pal, who went to Emory University with Morgan, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “This is just her way of rebelling against her family. And knowing her family, I’m surprised that they’re ok with this.”
Hmm, Christie’s parents must be looking for a few minutes in the limelight too considering they’ve allowed the couple to shack up in their mansion close to Party City, Utah, where the lovebirds first met.
Gosselin’s ex-fling/ex Star magazine reporter/ex Boots Girls, Kate Major, has some advice for the new hoe in the picture!
“I don’t know if she missed out on the last year, but I’d really like to warn her and her family to really look at the type of person that Jon is and look at what he did to his other ex’s,” Kate told RadarOnline.com. “She should be careful and watch out.”
As if Hailey, Stephanie and Kate weren’t looking for a moment in the spotlight! You girls got your 15 minutes… now let the new girl enjoy hers!
Jon Gosselin and new girlfriend Morgan Christie hit up Park City, Utah for its annual Sundance Film Festival this weekend and were not the least bit shy about displaying their “love” for one another!
As if Gosselin could give a shit about films, he and Christie were spotted getting their mack on Friday at House of Hype party at Cisero.
“Tons of PDA, holding hands, kissing,” an onlooker tells Usmagazine.com. “They kept walking around, it’s not like they tried to be discreet and stay in a corner.”
Though Christie may be a 25-year-old law student, the witness says she “looked anywhere from 19 to 23.”
Well duh! Jon’s got a thing for the youngins!
“Anyone who saw him remarked how inappropriate it was. Gosselin seemed to love the attention.”
Probably nervous that Jon was going to ditch her for another chick, Morgan, was “super clingy and got jealous when he talked to other girls,” said another party guest.
Taking a break from his NYC pad, Gosselin is reportedly crashing at a “massive mansion” owned by Christie’s wealthy family near Park City, a pal says.
Before hitting Sundance parties, the couple picked up some swag on Jan. 22 at the Talent Resources Gift Suite at the Sky Lodge.
“He picked up jewelry for his mother at Rebecca and Eos lip balm for all his children,” an observer tells Us. Gosselin was also overheard telling a pal, “This year I’m having fun. I just went snowboarding, I’m relaxing with my girlfriend.”
While we believe Jon hit Sundance for free alcohol, parties and swag, we’re not buying the report that he’s “taking meetings about walk-on movie roles.”
Ewww! Who wants to see his disgusting ass on the big screen?!
Hailey Glassman has a few words for Jon Gosselin and his new ho!
Obviously still bitter after their highly publicized break-up, Glassman says she isn’t surprised that Jon has moved on so quickly, and in fact, thinks his new girlfriend, 25-year-old Morgan Christie is perfect for him!
“Congratulations for finding yet another young girl with a rich family,” Glassman told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “I hope he marries her so he can pay me my money back.”
Hailey’s dumb as rocks but props to her for making us LOL! Honey, we think it’s safe to say that you can kiss that money goodbye! That’s why you should’ve taken that bag of Louis Vuitton goodies when you ransacked his Manhattan apartment!
Like Glassman, Christie comes from a family rollin’ in dough! The Greenwich, Conn., native met Mr. Fame Whore while skiing in Utah on Thanksgiving, when shit really started to hit the fan between Jon and Hailey!
During that time, Glassman publicly outed Jon via Twitter, calling him a liar because he claimed to be spending the holiday with his grandmother, but instead was shacking up with a new rich bitch!
“You know what I have to say to her? Tag, you’re it!” Glassman said. “He did the same thing to me and my family. He was living with us. I wish him all the best, but any tears I shed for him now are tears of joy.”
Honestly why are some broads so stupid?! After this past year, who in their right freakin’ mind would EVER think of dating Jon Gosselin, Chris Brown or Tiger Woods?! Come on ladies!
To kick off 2010, Kate Gosselin got herself new hair, and Jon Gosselin got himself a new girlfriend!
The reality dad is now dating Morgan Christie, a 25-year-old he met while snowboarding in Utah, a source has revealed to Usmagazine.com.
“They’ve been inseparable,” an insider tells the The National Enquirer. “They talk on the phone and text throughout the day, and Morgan flew to New York right after Christmas to be with him.”
The source continues, “Jon is going through a really tough time… He and Morgan are becoming very close, but he’s being really cautious because of everything he’s been through.”
Still, the Enquirer claims that “Jon is so into Morgan that he is thinking about moving to Utah to be closer to her.”
Already, Jon has brought Morgan back to his Reading, Penn. hometown, where the couple “crashed at a hotel” after Jon’s New York City apartment was broken into.
And while it’s hard to believe, the insider claims, “Jon adores Morgan and is trying his best to keep her out of the spotlight while he tries to figure out his life.”
Jon keeping his relationship out of the spotlight?! Yea. Right…
