Instead of joining hubby Ashton Kutcher at Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards, Moore sat at home having a pity party for herself due to a bad freakin’ hair day!
Hell no! You for real?!
“Feeling sick and having a bad hair day!” the actress .
We’re actually quite shocked the Twitter fanatic didn’t send a Twitpic of herself just to prove to followers how awful her hair really looked! Those Kutcher’s are as Twitter crazy as Tila Tequila… well in a more normal sense of course.
Though she did not attend, Moore tuned into the show to see her husband take the stage to present best actor in a comedy series with his Valentine’s Day costar, Jennifer Garner.
“Hubby looking dapper for the Golden Globes,” she wrote.
After presenting, Kutcher that he and Garner were supposed to have more on-stage time, but the “show was running long so they nuetered [sic] our bit.”
Gotta hand it to Ashton for always providing the LOLs! Since winner Alec Baldwin wasn’t in attendance to accept his award, Kutcher joked that he was “keeping” it. “If he wants he’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands,” Kutcher posted.
P.S. Demi, you have bed head in the majority of your Twitpics and you ain’t embarrassed about that!
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s plane made an emergency landing Thursday night and no shockingly it wasn’t because they lost their wireless connection to their Twitter accounts!
Although, that would seem like the most plausible reason those Twitter bugs would land a plane for an emergency. The couple were flying to New York from Las Vegas and were forced to make an emergency landing in Vegas after the engine overheated.
They were in Sin City for the premiere of Kutcher’s latest movie, Spread, at the Palms Casino Resort.
As expected, just seconds after the sudden landing, Kutcher wrote about it on Twitter!
“My plane just had to do an emergency landing. Engine over heated. Fire engines everywhere good times.”
Mrs. Kutcher seconded that of course on her Twitter account. “Yep it is always an adventure in Vegas emergency landing and all.”
These two need to enter some kind of a Twitter rehab!
Ashton Kutcher is known as being Twitter obsessed! Most recently though, it was the infamous picture of his wife, Demi Moore’s booty that was catching all the attention and disgust from fellow celebs like Brad Pitt
In the latest issue of Wired magazine, the star of Inglourious Basterds was asked about his thoughts on Kutcher’s picture.
“Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly,” he tells Wired. “Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”
He continued by announcing that he would never take a picture of Angelina Jolie’s behind and post it on-line.
However, do you think if Ashton posted a pic of it, it would be okay? Since she’s someone else’s wife of course…
The article continued with a discussion of Internet dating, where Pitt warns people looking for love on-line.
“Everyone lies online,” he says. “In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”
And moving on to even more random subject matter, the magazine divulged in Pitt’s opinion of talking on the phone while going to the bathroom.
“No, you can’t talk on the phone!” Pitt declares. “Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation?”
However, he feels there is absolutely nothing wrong with texting on the lou. “Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter,” he says. “Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”
Bathroom phone etiquette from Brad Pitt? Hands Down… weirdest most random interview EVER. But, where can we find the mishap photos from Brad’s accidental junk photoshoot?!
A bunch of Twitter posts involving Demi Moore prompted police to go to the aid of a suicidal California woman.
San Jose Sgt. Ronnie Lopez says the department received a phone call early Friday morning from a person in Dallas who was tipped off to an alleged suicide attempt through Twitter, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
Lopez said officers made immediate contact with a 48-year-old female resident of San Jose, Calif., and transferred her to a local hospital for “psychiatric evaluation.”
Who sends Demi Moore suicide letters? What a nut! Sounds like the woman landed in the right place - the looney bin!
A slew of celebrities hit up MTV and ServiceNation’s Be The Change Inaugural Ball last night, but the two biggest celebrities there were the new first couple!
President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle hit the star-studded ball as one of ten that they attended last night. Michelle donned a long elegant creme-colored gown by designer Jason Wu and Barack wore a tuxedo by Chicago-based designer Hart Schaffner Marx.
Celebrities in the audience included Kid Rock, Usher, Rosario Dawson, Toby Maguire, Kanye West, Fall Out Boy, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher celebrated Thanksgiving in London by walking the red carpet for Moore’s new film Flawless.
The flick is a crime/drama set in 1960 London, where a soon to retire janitor convinces a glass-ceiling constrained American executive to help him steal a handful of diamonds from their employer, the London Diamond Corporation, according to IMDB.com.
These two are photographed all the time and no matter where they are or what they’re doing they always look so in love! They are that couple you just love to hate!
It’s not all about who you’re voting for — but more that you’re actually registered and are going to vote!
Leonardo DiCaprio put together a new PSA video that’s packed full of Hollywood A-listers because he wants to make sure viewers are registered to vote before election day.
“I mean you do know that, right? You have to register first before you vote,” Leo said in the video.
The video was filmed in Leo’s Los Angeles home over three days and includes appearances by Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Courteney Cox, Tobey Maguire, Forest Whitaker, will.i.am, Jamie Foxx, Dustin Hoffman, Natalie Portman, Adam Levine, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Jonah Hill and many more.
Sarah Silverman makes the point that “you can literally register to vote while you’re pooping — if you have a laptop.”
Demi Moore was sweet enough to take a photo with Bears fans Amy Gusitsch, Amy Light and Kelly Mays at the game on Sunday night. Moore was at the game with beau and diehard Bears fan Ashton Kutcher.
Madonna’s estranged brother Christopher Ciccone just did an interview with Out magazine and revealed a rather juicy story that wasn’t included in his book.
And when I say juicy, I literally mean juicy!
Ciccone talks about a night out on the town with Madonna and Demi Moore — and it involves Demi squirting breast milk at lesbians.
“Yeah — and she’s [Demi] dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that’s not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me, ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’ and I said ‘How the f*ck would I know? Call Demi.’ It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it but it actually happened. The lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that — so there’s your juicy tidbit.”
