Brody Jenner spent Valentine’s Day weekend in the Chi solidifying a new “bromance” rather than a romance!

Surprisingly, the newly single Hills star, who hosted Enclave’s Little Red Dress Valentine’s Day Party Saturday, had a more “laid back” demeanor with the ladies and instead spent the evening with new friend, Ricardo and his crew.

The two were attached at the hip the entire night, leaving no time for any Chicago ladies to catch Mr. Jenner’s eye, despite rumors that a certain blondie may be hooking up with him!

Brody and his new BFF, who he even nicknamed “Rico Suave,” got their drink on and raged at Enclave until closing down the club at 3 a.m., and then continued the party at late night lounge Cuvee, where the boys sipped on a 15L bottle of Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Champagne!

Unlike the bitch-ass Hollywood types Brody’s used to, Ricardo shocked him and the rest of Cuvee when he graciously shared the boys’ bottle of champagne with the entire house! Brody immediately got on the mic to shout-out his new bestie and said that he “has never seen anyone do that before.”

Unfortunately not all of Brody’s friends are as giving as Mr. Rico Suave!

The Boots Girls hit up Enclave’s Little Red Dress Valentine’s Day Party in hopes to get a few words in with The Hills star, but unfortunately someone with a case of “short man syndrome” stood in our way!

Brody, who arrived at Enclave just after 11:30 p.m., was all smiles and happy to pose for pictures on the red carpet with groups of lucky clubgoers. After waiting patiently and watching girls freak out over his hot-ass, our hopes of speaking with the Brodster were crushed when his “friend” denied our interview!

While glancing over the list of questions, Mr. Short man answered the “less personal” ones for us. Uhh, because we really give a shit what a nobody has to say?

If only we had dealt with Rico Suave!

Chicago ladies, get your little red dresses ready and join reality star Brody Jenner at Enclave this Saturday as he hosts their The Little Red Dress “Girls Night Out” party!

And who knows, maybe you’ll end the night with Brody considering he finally dropped Jayde Nicole for good!

Just kidding, just kidding. But definitely too drunk to interview!

Enclave Chicago proved to be the happening spot this weekend as it attracted a slew of drunken celebrities…

The Boots Girls stopped by the club’s Little Black Dress Cocktail Party Saturday in hopes to talk with The Hills’ star before he began his hosting duties!

Unfortunately, Brody arrived — beer in hand — just after midnight with his entourage of no name buddies — Taylor Mosher AKA “T” and his assistant Ben — and cheesed it up on red carpet posing with a few lucky fans.

Brody — who appeared too smiley for his own good — clearly pre-gamed with his buddies before hitting Enclave! The guys were all over the place and mumbling random shit to each other!

A little bummed that we didn’t get to interview our second favorite Brody of the world (first being our little fur-ball of course), The Boots Girls were able to get close enough to smell Mr. Jenner’s awful beer breath!

The one thing we learned from the night? Our dog Brody and the real Brody Jenner certainly do have a lot in common! Good looks, bad breath, and bitches truly do love them!

Also at Enclave Saturday: J. Lo’s ex, Cris Judd, Wade Robson, who’s been blamed for Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake’s breakup, and Mia Michaels.

So, who’s raking in the most moolah on MTV’s The Hills?

Although it’s only her first season, Kristin Cavallari earns $90,000 an episode!

Seems excessive right? Well, according to figures reported by the Daily Beast, Aurdrina Patridge and “Lo” Bosworth both earn $100,00 per episode!

As for Speidi, Heidi Montag nets $100,000 as well, but Spencer Pratt only gets $65,000.

And after discovering that Lauren Conrad made a whopping $125,000 an episode, we wonder why she ever left the show! She even had in her contract that no other character could match her salary.

Finally, poor Brody Jenner earns the least at $45,000 a show.

Essentially, these idiots earn thousands upon thousands of dollars for walking around, being their stupid selves while a camera follows them. Seriously?! It’s not like we’re in a recession or anything…

Brody Jenner got a huge surprise for his birthday on Friday! But not the good kind…

The Hills hottie spent his special day undergoing surgery!

“Brody Jenner unfortunately spent the morning of his 26th birthday having his appendix removed,” his rep told People exclusively.

“He is resting with family and friends and expected to have a speedy recovery,” his rep added.

Wow that totally blows! We hope the Brodster gets well soon so we can see him strutting his fine ass on the red carpet!

Lauren Conrad never really liked Kristin Cavallari so she’s really not surprised her Hills co-stars don’t like her either!

“I think she is just very opinionated and that’s how she has always been,” Conrad told Usmagazine.com at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, adding that she’s already “gotten a few emails” about her replacement.

So what advice did she give her friends when dealing with the drama queen?

“You know, it’s the same as dealing with anybody. I said, ‘Be yourself.’ That’s all you can do.”

Audrina Patridge has made comments in the past about how she and Kristin don’t totally get along. And now Stephanie Pratt is expressing her dislike for her too!

“We are not really fans of her,” Pratt told Us on Sunday. “She doesn’t want to be friends with us. She wants to bring her acting skills to The Hills and yell at all of us.”

She continued by saying, “I have no idea why she doesn’t like us. I actually just had lunch with Lo [Bosworth] the other day, and we were just talking about how crazy this is. She was telling me some interesting things about her in high school.”.

Despite the drama, Frankie Delgado told Us that Kristin will bring “her little perkiness” to the show.

“I think it’s going to bring a whole new different life to the show,” he said. “I think with Lauren it was her story. Now it’s time to bring in somebody else’s story.”

Kristin, he added, “is just full of energy. You never know what to expect from her. We have shot twice with her and both times it was drama!”

Even Brody Jenner, Kristin’s ex, is excited to have her join the show!

“Kristin and me get along just fine. They don’t like Kristin because she brings so much drama. I think it’s great.”

Kristin? Drama? You’re kidding…

Looks like Laguna Beach’s resident drama queen is taking over the Hollywood Hills!

“Basically…they want me to come in and start drama,” Krisitn Cavallari revealed to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show. “I’m good for it, it’s fun.”

So what’s she planning on bringing to the show? “Drinking, fighting, hooking up — all that good stuff!” she joked.

Additionally, Us Weekly has reported a potential romance with Audrina Patridge’s ex, Justin Bobby! “I sat next to him at [Heidi and Spencer Pratt]’s wedding,” she hints.

Believe it or not, it was Kristin who actually introduced the Pratts! “I don’t talk about that too much. I was dating Brody [Jenner], and Spencer was Brody’s best friend, and Heidi wanted me to introduce her to a guy.”

So besides drama, and drinking, and fighting, etc. what should we expect from Kristin? “I am single and they want me to date on the show, which I’m kind of excited about. They’ll introduce me to guys, and if it goes somewhere, they’ll follow it. If not, it’ll be over.”

Finally, Kristin exclaims, it’s not her fault Lauren Conrad is leaving the show! “I had nothing to do with that! She was leaving, and I thought it was a good time to come in because she’s gone.”

She also concluded, that their brawling days are SO Laguna Beach. “We’re fine now,” she says, adding they hang out when they run into each other.

We can’t imagine The Hills will be very good without Lauren. Kristin is just going to real in more unneccesary drama, a la Speidi.

The Boots Girls exclusively talked to Brody Jenner Friday night at Chicago’s Enclave nightclub about his recent fight with Hollywood train wreck Joe Francis, and it wasn’t pretty!

The fight went down on Wednesday night at Hollywood hot spot My House after Francis “accidentally” hit Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole.

Francis claimed that Jenner’s girlfriend was being a drama queen and that Jenner overreacted because he was drunk. As we expected, Jenner had a very different version of the story:

“What went down went down. My girlfriend was there — this is the truth — she was standing there at the table and Joe Francis came in out of his mind. I’ve known him for a little while, he’s got my number, whatever. We’ve been friends. I’ve been to his house. But he came up and he elbowed my girlfriend in the back of the head.

We asked Jenner if he thinks the Girls Gone Wild d-bag did it on purpose.

Honestly, I don’t want to talk about this. But if somebody does that to my girlfriend, I’m going to stick up for my girlfriend. If you apologize, then I’ll let it go, but he kept on and pushed her over again on ‘accident’. (As made quotation symbols with his hands!) You know, everything was on ‘accident’, but still. Anyone hits my girlfriend, they are going to have a problem with me. I love my girlfriend. And she’s not a drama queen like people said. I was the drama queen. She went and sat down right after it happened.

So, then we asked if Joe was kicked out of the bar, which was reported but Francis denied it.

“I don’t really want to comment, but the truth is the truth,” Jenner said. “The guy was kicked out of the bar.”

Jenner went on to gush about how madly in love he is with his girlfriend.

“Everything is good with my girlfriend,” Jenner told The Boots Girls. “I love her to death — our relationship and everything grows stronger and stronger.”

Well, as we predicted lush/crack head Francis is the true drama queen who picked a fight with our fave bro and got kicked out of a bar!

Thanks for setting the record straight with us Brody!

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has gone wild once again and this time it involved a bar brawl with Brody Jenner in Los Angeles Wednesday night.

The argument broke out at My House after Francis “accidentally” hit Brody’s Playmate girlfriend Jayde Nicole in the head, according to
Usmagazine.com.

“Francis reached out to grab Brody and ended up hitting Jayde in the head,” a source told Us. “Brody defended her, and it turned into a massive fight.”

Apparently, security dragged Francis out of the bar, which implies that he was the one who instigated the fight.

“Security dragged Francis out. Joe hit Jayde and was making death threats against Brody,” another source said. “Brody filed a police report.”

However, Francis has a different side of the story.

In an exclusive statement, Francis told Us: “I went to give Brody a hug, and I guess my elbow accidentally bumped the back of his girlfriend’s head. I didn’t even know that happened until this morning. I was shocked.”

“Brody and I are longtime friends,” Francis goes on. “I think he was a little drunk, and he started yelling at me, but it’s all okay. He was angry. Brody’s girlfriend is the type of girl that gets off creating drama. She was winding him up. There was no physical altercation. I would never threaten to beat him up and I would never get in a fight. The whole thing was 20 seconds.”

Francis also denied that security kicked him out of the club.

We’re going to side with Brody on this one. First of all, if Brody and Joe are such good friends as he claims, why is he bashing his girlfriend by calling her a drama queen? Also, we know for a fact through our interactions with Joe that he is the biggest hot mess train wreck in Hollywood! Last time we saw him, which was a few months ago at a party in L.A., he was the most coked up person we’ve probably ever encounter. And we’ve encountered a lot!

There is absolutely no doubt in our minds that the fight was 100% Joe’s fault and that he indeed was kicked out by security. He desperately needs to check into Celebrity Rehab!

Dr. Drew are you reading???

Despite rumors that Brody Jenner and his Playmate of the Year girlfriend Jayde Nicole have split, Jayde says not so fast.

Just yesterday, Star reported that according to their sources, “Jayde parties way too much and Brody couldn’t deal with it any longer.”

The magazine even went on to say that Jayde had passed out in a Hollywood nightclub and Brody had to carry her out.

But according to Jayde, these rumors are false. She spoke to Scandalist.com and said, “I did not pass out in a club and me and Brody are still together and happier than ever.”

Sorry ladies, that means this hottie is still taken and their relationship doesn’t seem to be ending anytime soon. When we talked to Brody back in October, he even told us he was in love!

The couple even have matching tats, and nothing says forever more than that! Jenner we’ll be at Enclave this Friday night and we’ll be sure to let fill you in on all the dirty details!