Unfortunately, the reports that Spencer Pratt is leaving The Hills are completely untrue!

Despite Monday reports that King Spencer Pratt was leaving The Hills to fight cyber crime, it looks like the folks at MTV will continue dealing with his disgusting behavior, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

“All of that stuff about him leaving The Hills to fight cyber crime is not true,” the insider insists.

We’re not really sure who made up this ridic story (probably Spencer himself) but the real deal is that dude has anger issues that MTV’s production crew needs a break from!

“He is leaving The Hills for 6 weeks because he was asked to,” the insider reveals.

Pratt recently “flipped out” on the show’s set after a female producer made a request to which he wasn’t too fond of.

“He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], ‘I should kill you for even asking me to do that!’” the source recounts.

The producer was apparently “very rattled” by Pratt’s antics, and reported his behavior to the show’s top producers, who then threatened to kick the douche bag off the show.

Realizing that he’s nothing without The Hills, Pratt and his posse made a compromise with MTV.

“The show agreed that Spencer would leave The Hills for six weeks to do anger management training once a week at home. If he completes it, he can return to the show.”

Looks like we’ll be seeing a lot less of Spencer this season… suh-weet!

Although Heidi Montag continues to rant and rave about her new bod, hubby Spencer Pratt reveals that there was a time when his plastic wifey wasn’t feeling it!

“She came out of the hospital and the only thing she was saying was that the doctor better hide,” Pratt told Usmagazine.com.com at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace in Las Vegas Saturday night.

Come on Spenc, don’t make a bigger deal out of it then it is… your girl was clearly just doped up on meds!

“She wasn’t happy,” he continued.

Out of the ten procedures, which does Montag say caused the most pain?

The worst pain was actually my ears. I didn’t know that was the most painful process and feature,” she told Us of having her ears pinned back.

Who the f*ck pins their ears back?! Oh yeah, those with dumbo ears who are on the verge of flying away?!

After her shopping spree at the plastic surgeon’s office and two prior surgeries, Montag says she’s still looking to get bigger knockers!

“I didn’t get them as big as I originally wanted,” she told Us. Added Pratt, “She doesn’t stop talking about it.”

What’s the point in getting all that work done on your face when you continue to increase your breast size? Face it Heidi, no one’s staring at anything but your two best girlfriends!

Tila Tequila should be focusing on her own marriage woes these days; however, she is redirecting her anger towards Spencer Pratt’s take on wife, Heidi Montag’s, hideous plastic surgery stunt.

“If that’s your wife, you should love your wife the way she looks,” Tila tells RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “If she did want to get all these surgeries done, if he truly loved her, instead of encouraging her to say, ‘Oh ok, if this makes you feel better,’ he could’ve encouraged her by giving her confidence saying, ‘You look beautiful the way you are honey, I love you naturally. I married you because you’re you, not because you’re this Joan Rivers looking plastic face.’”

Speidi often makes references to their Christian faith, but their artificial lifestyle has people questioning their beliefs, including Tila who says, “Girlfriend, the Bible says you need to love yourself and God Bless you,” Tila addressed Heidi. “You need to quit wasting your money on these God damn plastic surgeries!”

Additionally, Tila goes on to jokingly express her concern that Spencer let Heidi get the surgeries “because now when they fight she can’t make angry faces at him, she’s always going to be smiling.”

Tila, with your ridiculous antics, you have no room to be judging their obnoxious life choices — especially when it comes to relationships. Focus on your own drama please.

America can only dream!

Police were called to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Los Angeles home Wednesday when a nearby onlooker suspected someone from the residence was being kidnapped!

Unfortunately, it appeared to be a false alarm!

“Heidi was covering her head with a pillowcase to avoid the paparazzi on her way into her home. A construction worker saw this from across the street and called police thinking Heidi was being kidnapped,” a rep for the couple told Usmagazine.com.

Heidi hiding from the paparazzi?! Girl must be on drugs because the Pratts are practically BFF with the paps! A possible bad hair day? Or maybe she’d just come from having ten plastic surgery procedures?!

The rep added, “All is well now. Just a false alarm.”

Los Angeles must really care about the Pratts because TMZ.com reported that helicopters and cops with guns were surrounding their home Wednesday afternoon, and that a man — said to have worked for Spencer — was briefly detained.

Too bad the cops didn’t slip and shoot the pillowcase ghost! KIDDING…

Heidi Montag begs us to eat her panties off! Uhh, leave that to hubby Spencer Pratt honey. No one wants to get THAT close to you!

After a long, torturing three years of unsuccessful singles, the wait is finally over! Montag has officially dropped her debut album, Superficial, which features an abundance of uber-scandalous tunes!

For example, the track, I’ll Do It features lyrics that Montag should ONLY be singing to her douche bag hubby.

“I brought some treats / I know that you gon love em,” she sings. “Come eat my panties off of me / Do whatever you feel comes naturally.”

“The wait is over,” she Tuesday, adding, “I put every dollar I have into this album and put three years of my heart and soul into this! ENJOY!”

Three years just tell the world to eat her panties off? TRAGIC.

Pratt — who’s obsessed with anything he and his wife do — commented on the release of Superficial via as well.

“Heidi Montag Best Pop Album.”

Doubtful. This girl has no chance in hell of succeeding in the music industry. Just take a look at how much of an epic fail her performance at the Miss Universe Pageant was!

Just this morning, Heidi Montag and her douche bag hubby Spencer Pratt were expected to appear on NBC’s The Today Show to promote their new book, How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.

However, the demented duo never made it on camera to promote their lame book or rematch with Al Roker!

“Due to a change in the show’s schedule, we had to cancel the interview with Spencer and Heidi Pratt,” a rep from the show told Usmagazine.com.

Earlier this year, when the couple initially appeared on the program, Al made Heidi cry with his harsh questions. Not only that, but he straight up told Spencer that people think he acts like a “jerk.”

After the interview, Al continued to bash the pair on Twitter, saying, “Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for…being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we’re at minute 11 of their 15.”

No worries about the book promotion guys… it’s not like anyone was gonna read it anyways! Sorry, but who is going to look to the most obnoxious couple in Hollywood for advice on how to be famous? We’re guessing it reads, “get plastic surgery and act like a douche bag…” Thanks, but no thanks.

The two most miserable couples in show business just became one!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are dressing like Jon and Kate Gosselin for Halloween!

“Halloween is supposed to be about scary costumes. What’s scarier than Speidi Plus Eight?” Spencer tells Usmagazine.com. “Any reality stars who can get themselves 55 magazine covers will always have our respect!”

However, out of pure opinion, the costumes will give Speidi some good press. This is because Spencer recently told the New York Post there’s no such thing as bad press.

“That word should never have even been created,” he said. “Remember when you were a kid and you’d make up words? “Bad press” is equivalent to a made up word. Look at Angelina Jolie. She can make out with her brother, have blood around her neck, talk graphic sex with her old boyfriend on the red carpet, steal America’s Sweethearts’s husband and get him to have babies with her. Then she turns around and is the face of UNICEF and a UN ambassador — and Speidi is the bad couple? Come on! I didn’t break up a marriage — how are we the villains in Hollywood. Give me a break.”

Alright, we were convinced for a second that Jon and Kate were the most dramatic and obnoxious couple in the news, but Spencer definitely just regained his reign.

Spencer Pratt can’t be excited about his wife, Heidi Montag’s newest goal…

“She said she wanted to be the next Octomom!” Audrina Patridge revealed to Usmagazine.com on Friday. “I was like, ‘Heidi, no you don’t!’”

Audrina continued to say that although Heidi is only 23, she is “ready for kids,” but Spencer doesn’t want to start a family yet… if ever.

On The View earlier this month, Spencer said he wasn’t sleeping with his wife because she keeps trying to get pregnant. “She [says] she is not going to tell me she is going to go off her birth control,” he said.

Audrina, however, isn’t concerned that the battle could cause them to split. They are “bickering back and forth, like a married couple does,” she told Us.

And while they do often argue, Audrina says their marriage has made them a stronger couple.

“They’re really close,” She continued to Us. “They’re inseparable. I think if anything, it’s helped them in a lot of ways.”

Heidi… you would be doing the world a serious disservice if you reproduced 14 little Spencers… All civilization would be lost.

Miley Cyrus jumped off the Twitter bandwagon, but her dad Billy Ray is urging her to hop back on!

Just after Miley signed-off Twitter, because her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth didn’t approve, Billy Ray posted a plea for her return.

“Miley. You are light in a world of darkness. You were born ‘Destiny Hope Cyrus’ for a reason. You can’t leave everyone now. We r countin on u,” he wrote.

Seriously Billy Ray…?! It’s JUST Twitter.

Shortly after, he added, “It is true one bad apple spoils the bunch. But listen to the words of your songs ‘Stand… for what ya believe in’…Remember?”

An hour after that post, he wrote, “Words can hurt worse than bullets True. All the more reason to take this tool and tweet ‘I’m comin to Chicago and askin kids to stop killin kids.’”

Miley, who had over one million followers, posted her final Tweet on Thursday.

“FYI Liam doesn’t have a Twitter and he wants me to delete mine with good reason,” she wrote.

The Hannah Montana star has used Twitter to support gay marriage, plan gatherings with Speidi and complain about her sore throat.

We have a feeling her inactive account will last as long as her relationship… don’t worry Billy Ray. She’ll be back in a few weeks.

Sex is usually a daily thing for most newlyweds, but we can’t say that much for media whores Spencer and Heidi Pratt!

As usual, Spencer has all the control in the relationship, completely ruining Heidi’s dreams of becoming a young mother. In fact, he’s going to extreme measures — especially for a guy — in order to best prevent his wife from becoming pregnant.

“I’m not even kidding, my wife – OK, I’m gonna get crass here – but we’re barely having sex because I’m scared that she’s gonna have a baby,” he told the New York Post’s PopWrap on Tuesday. “That’s the level our marriage is on right now. I’m not even kidding – my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts.”

Yeah right! What guy refuses sex with his girl unless he’s legit questioning his sexuality?!

Spencer obviously doesn’t have much trust in his wife as he wouldn’t put it past her to conveniently stop taking her birth control.

“She’s not the kind of person who would lie – she would just walk away and not answer the question,” he says. “So yes, I’m very concerned. Our sex life has dramatically changed recently.”

Spencer could probably give a shit about sex… he probably gets off by the mere mention of his name in the media!