Shia LaBeouf: The Sh*t’s Hitting The Wall! (EXCLUSIVE Photo!)
Shia LaBeouf recently did an interview and photo shoot, (we like our pic better. hee hee!) with GQ magazine for their June issue.
Here’s what I deem to be the highlight of the interview:
“So what parts of your life are you keeping to yourself?” I ask, playing along. “Usually you seem so, you know, uncensored.” He thinks for a minute and then looks up with a eureka! grin.
“I used to sh*t on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
“Are you serious?”
“I promise you. We could call my mother right now. You got your cell phone?” LaBeouf puts her on speaker:
“Hello, Ma?”
“Yes, honey?”
“Hey, Ma, you’ll never believe what I’m talking about right now.”
“Where are you at?”
“Well, I’m at the range, but I’m talking to Kevin, and we were deciding how to be the most uncensored. Like, what’s the one thing I never told nobody? And I was telling him how I used to sh*t on myself. You remember that, Ma?”
“You shared that secret, huh?”
“Tell him what I did with the boxers, Ma.”
“Well, I don’t know. The times you did it, Shia, you thought you were going to get away with it. But you’d always get busted. The boxers would fall down on my head from the towel rack, or I’d find them under the bed.”
“Ma, Ma, tell him about the karate class at the YMCA.”
“Oh yeah. Karate class was very sweet, because you were all strong in your karate suit, and then all of a sudden a little brown ball would fall out of your clothes on the floor.”
“Ma, Ma, you remember when I was doing those kicking exercises in the gi [karate uniform]? You remember what happened with the kick that I did? My last kick in karate class?”
“What? The piece that flew?”
“Yeah, the piece that flew and hit the wall. Remember that piece?”
“You guys have a good day.”
“I love you. Bye, Ma.”
Ummm…ok.
The picture above is an exclusive photo of LaBeouf, clearly wasted, taken the night he was arrested at a Walgreen’s in Chicago.
May 20th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
That’s disgusting! Why would you admit to something like that?
I’ll never be able to look at him the same way.
May 20th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
after seeing that pic it doesn’t surprise me that he said that!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:20 pm
this is probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard! what is wrong with this guy?! he’s on drugs????
June 18th, 2008 at 8:05 am
LaBeouf seems like a sincere fellow, oft-misquoted but sincere nonetheless
July 15th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Clarinda
Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
omg that is soo funny who would admitt to that but still luvv him he still a hottie…
lol
November 14th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
an honest man is a sexy man.
January 7th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
okay all of you are dumb so what he pooped his pants so now everyone loves him okay what you wouldnt fell this way if you knew but he isnt like other actors hides the real of them selves and that why i Love shai lebouf be smart before you say something people
January 7th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
okay all of you are dumb so what he pooped his pants so now everyone loves him okay what you wouldnt fell this way if you knew but he isnt like other actors hides the real of them selves and that why i Love shai lebouf be smart before you say something people
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:58 am
Well it’s not really a hot thing to hear but my goodness he’s a f***ing human and ok he is cute but he is no god or so!
January 30th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Sometimes, he knows he’s a bit too honest and can’t helped it. I know that feeling.
However, he admited something that’s normal for any human being than saying something liked “I exposed myself around a bush old ladies when I was kid.”.
January 30th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Sometimes, he knows he’s a bit too honest and can’t helped it. I know that feeling.
However, he admited something that’s normal for any human being than saying something liked “I exposed myself around a bush old ladies when I was kid.”.
May 29th, 2009 at 7:23 am
He’s so funny!
June 13th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Oh men,i cnt belv dat u said that?!i idolzd u a lot,oh c’mon.wake up your mind dude!!anyway people are people…u paraphiliac!but still kip doin good movies!haha