Jersey Shore Coming Back For More!
The Jersey Shore will be gracing our television screens once again!
Can we get a fist pump for that?!
After weeks of salary negotiations, the original cast of the MTV hit show is officially returning for a second season! The network announced late Friday that they have ordered twelve episodes that will begin airing this summer.
“Our audience has fallen in love with Jersey Shore and its amazing cast who have really grown together as a family,” Tony DiSanto, MTV’s president of programming, said in a statement. “That bond gives the show its heart, and we’re thrilled to reunite these friends.”
Expect to see lots more of DJ Pauly D on the ones and twos, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino banging more grenades and hippos, Snooki eating her millionth jar of pickles, J-Woww losing her trashy ass blonde extensions, Vinny fist pumping the summer away and countless fights between lovebirds Sammi and Ronnie.
We’re crossing our fingers that after another summer of living with Sammi “Sweetheart”, Ron Ron will realize she’s nothing but a headache and drop her guidette ass!
Note to crazy stalkers: Don’t even bother showing up to their Jersey Shore beach house in hopes to get a piece of “The Situation” because they’ll be beating up the beat somewhere else!
They’ll “escape the cold northeast and find themselves in a new destination,” according to a network statement.
GTL baby. GTL!