Jessica Simpson has never been too shy to talk about bodily functions and proved she isn’t embarrassed to let one rip in public either!

During a recent business meeting for her denim line, Simpson must’ve had rumbly tummy that she just couldn’t control!

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” an insider tells Us Weekly.

We can only imagine J. Simp’s reaction, “Oops, was that me?!”

“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

Damn momma! Why you gotta out her?!

Farting in front of others is nothing new for Jess. In case you’ve forgotten, during an episode of Newlyweds she let one rip in front of her then-hubby Nick Lachey, telling him, “You love my stinky ass,” and also had no shame admitting her fondness for between-the-sheets farts to a radio station in 2008.

Just another reason why we love and appreciate Jess so much!

After witnessing his life for the past year via TV and tabloids, what could Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend, Morgan Christie possibly see in him?!

While Christie has kept hush hush about their relationship her friends are letting the cat out of the bag on this one! She’s just looking for her 15 minutes of fame!

Ew! We’d rather be dirt poor than have sex with that dirty monster!

“I have no doubt she’s doing it for the publicity. It’s all about getting her picture taken. I mean, there’s nothing attractive about Jon Gosselin. Why would Morgan want to be with an older, overweight man with eight kids?” a pal, who went to Emory University with Morgan, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “This is just her way of rebelling against her family. And knowing her family, I’m surprised that they’re ok with this.”

Hmm, Christie’s parents must be looking for a few minutes in the limelight too considering they’ve allowed the couple to shack up in their mansion close to Party City, Utah, where the lovebirds first met.

Gosselin’s ex-fling/ex Star magazine reporter/ex Boots Girls, Kate Major, has some advice for the new hoe in the picture!

“I don’t know if she missed out on the last year, but I’d really like to warn her and her family to really look at the type of person that Jon is and look at what he did to his other ex’s,” Kate told RadarOnline.com. “She should be careful and watch out.”

As if Hailey, Stephanie and Kate weren’t looking for a moment in the spotlight! You girls got your 15 minutes… now let the new girl enjoy hers!

Elin Woods stepped out for a bite with her baby boy Charlie Wednesday afternoon looking perfectly happy and carefree.

Could her newly expressed elation come from the recent announcement that she’s NOT divorcing her cheating husband? Man, girls really never do learn…

Although she was still spotted sans her wedding ring, the drama-free mama looked better than ever upon her return from a five-day visit with her husband, Tiger Woods, at his alleged sex addiction rehab in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

Elin had a private security team throughout her visit where she was participating in Tiger’s intensive recovery program, according to RadarOnline.com.

“The marriage is not over,” Radar quotes a source as saying. “They both want to save it.”

Girlfriend… he cheated on you with 14+ women! Ever hear the little saying, “once a cheater, always a cheater?” What is this broad thinking???!

For the second time, Tila Tequila swears she’s pregnant and is stepping out of the spotlight to raise her baby.

“I’m gonna miss u guys! But I have to be a Mommy now so I retire from Hollywood!” she posted on Twitter Wednesday morning.

The drama queen shared a sonogram photo with RadarOnline.com that just HAS TO be legit because the first two letters of her real last name, Nguyen, appear in the upper left-hand corner.

And although it’s skeptical, Tila insists she never cheated on fiancee, Casey Johnson’s who was found dead on Dec. 4.

“We talked about one of us getting pregnant so we can have another baby of our own. We talked about this for a very long time, and we both agreed that I would be the one carrying the baby,” says Tila.

She continues, “We were so excited to be mothers and she was so excited to help me through the pregnancy. I will never forget her telling me ‘You are going to be the cutest pregnant girl in the whole world in your pink Teletubby pajamas! I love you so much!’”

This chick is out of her mind! She says with the baby she’s trying to get out of the limelight, but again she’s just milking the death of her fiancee and her alleged pregnancy to get more attention… it’s just getting ridiculous!

As if she wasn’t getting enough scrutiny for her recent plastic surgery antics, Heidi Montag has now announced her plan for giving her mom a “mommy makeover” for Mother’s Day this year.

Reports have surfaced that Heidi’s mama was NOT happy when she found out her daughter had secretly gone under the knife. However, according to Heidi, her mother was well aware of her plan.

“I’ve had this conversation with her several times. So I think she knew,” she tells Nightline. “I already heard what she had to say.”

Heidi claims the only thing she didn’t tell her mom was the date of the surgery because “I didn’t want it to be a circus. And I didn’t want it to be crazy media outside my house.”

And although she’s apparently furious with her daughter’s decision, Heidi says her mom is ready to be the next to go under the knife!

“Actually, she was excited for me and she’s asking me … for her surgery next,” says Heidi. “So for Mother’s Day, I have to ask [surgeon] Dr. Frank Ryan if he’ll do the mommy makeover.”

Ew… this family is just sick.

Although just yesterday Life & Style reported that Brangelina was not making plans to break up, other sources are coming forward claiming the split was a long time coming for Brad Pitt, who friends say has been miserable for months.

Not only is he unhappy in his relationship with Angelina Jolie, but, In Touch Weekly is reporting that he is adopting new feelings for his ex, Jennifer Aniston, who began easing his pain back in March. Additionally, Brad planned a secret meeting in NYC’s Central Park for Jen to come meet his daughters, Shiloh and Zahara.

“One week in late March, I overheard security saying that Brad was meeting with [Jen] in Central Park before going to see Angelina on the set,” revelas former Waldorf-Astoria employee Anna Kowalski.

“He took Shiloh and Zahara in the car with him,” says an insider who adds that the whole event was very carefully planned. The two met in their cars near the Mount Sinai School of Medicine on 5th Avenue, but the whole ordeal seemed extremely nerve-wracking. Obviously the last thing Brad needs is Angelina finding out he introduced his kids to Jen.

The meet-and-greet was well worth it for the formerly married couple though. “Zahara was asleep in the car with the driver, so Jen only got to talk with Shiloh,” says a friend of the actress, who adds that during the meeting, Jen was brought to tears seeing her ex-husband’s adorable daughter. “She said that all that had happened in their past seemed to melt away that day,” continued the friend, who also said that after the meeting, Jen remarked that she’s “proud of Brad and thinks he’s a great dad.”

And although it’s apparent Brad is not completely content with the way his life is going with Angelina, the friend says, Jen said “at least he had this beautiful little girl.”

And because Jen had worked so hard on making Brad a father, it was a lot to see how much he’d grown.

Get this! Fame whore Heidi Montag is receiving an abundance of hate mail over her recent extreme makeover!

After going under the knife in 2007 to get bigger knockers and a nose job, she claimed, “No more surgery for me!” But as usual, girl was talking a load of bullshit, and rushed back to her surgeon for a more than $50,000 full-body transformation on Nov. 20, 2009.

Montag has had a lot of dreams and aspirations, to become a full blown reality-TV star, a mommy, a pop star and most recently, Cat Woman’s mini-me!

While Heidi might be completely satisfied with her new look, the rest of the world thinks it’s completely ridiculous! So crazy that people have gone out of their way to send the fame whore hate mail!

“Spencer ordered about seven bunches of flowers to cheer up Heidi because she’d received a letter or an e-mail saying that her plastic surgery was against God’s will,” a neighbor of the couple tells Life and Style. “Heidi’s apparently very spiritual, so this kind of criticism really stings.”

In addition to the randoms across the country, even a handful of Montag’s friends think her decision to undergo ten bogus surgeries was a bit much and even unnecessary.

“She looks like Cat Lady,” a pal of Heidi’s tells Life & Style. “It’s all a little too much.”

Spencer was also shocked by her initial appearance, and not in a good way! “He loved how Heidi looked before this surgery,” a friend of Spencer’s tells Life & Style. “Because she’s still swollen and the surgery hasn’t settled yet, he’s a bit shocked.”

One question for ya Heidi, have you stopped smiling yet???

If they were besties, Jennifer Lopez and Victoria Beckham could share clothes!

These two stunning ladies have a lot in common these day! They’re multi-taskings MILFs, wives, fashion icons, pop music stars and believe it or not, fit into the same dress size!

Uhh, how in the hell does J.Lo fit her badunkadunk in one of Victoria’s tiny numbers?!

Discussing her fashion line with 10 magazine (via The Cut), Beckham says, “My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore.”

As shocked as the rest of the world, Posh added, “Who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”

Of course she failed to reveal the exact dress size.

We’re not quite sure if Posh had a few too many espressos that morning and was talking nonsense, or if she meant she can fit her rail-thin body into J.Lo’s fat ass dress, not vice versa!

Rachel Zoe’s bones may be sticking out of her body, but the A-list stylist says she doesn’t have an eating disorder!

The Rachel Zoe Project star recently shocked the world with her barely there body when she walked the St. Bart’s shore in a bikini earlier this month.

Not only were her ribs completely visible, but her arms looked like skinny tree limbs about to snap off! Oh, and talk about NO boobies! Girl looks like she only needs a training bra!

Zoe recently addressed the eating disorder assumption at Beverly Hills Rimowa store opening Tuesday telling E! News, “I’m here. I’m fine. I feel great, and I’m good.”

While the reality star may claim she’s just naturally skinny, friends think otherwise!

Dr. Fed Pescator, author of The Hamptons Diet, estimates the five-foot-one Zoe weighs only about 80 pounds and a pal says it isn’t natural!

She’s obsessed with being skinny. She never eats. If she does, it’s fat-free,” the pal reveals to Usmagazine.com.

Zoe has slammed eating disorder rumors for awhile now and calls it “silly.”

In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar last year, Zoe said she doesn’t understand why so many people give her a hard time about her body.

“We’ve had Audrey Hepburn, we’ve had Twiggy, we’ve had Veruschka, we’ve had Kate Moss,” she said. “I’m trying to figure out why I am to blame for skinniness.

“Truthfully, I’ve never seen myself as being too thin,” she added. “Sometimes I’ll look at photos and be like, ‘Oh, that’s not a good look.’ But generally speaking, I’m not too thin.”

We can’t imagine any man that would want to sleep with her, in fear that they’d break her body during sex!

Girls tend to complain about packing on the pounds due to depression, but Kevin Federline proves it can happen to men too!

While Britney Spears was going crazy after their divorce, K-Fed was finding comfort in a bag of potato chips!

“Everybody knows what happened with me and Brit,” Federline tells Access Hollywood. “I’m not going to say that’s the total cause of it but, I mean, just not being happy with myself was probably the main part of my depression.”

“Once you get depressed, you don’t really feel like doing anything,” he says. “You’re kind of discouraged about yourself and then the weight gain too, or that makes me more depressed… I mean, it’s a combination of all of those things.”

Damn Federline, we feel ya!

Luckily, VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp (premiering Feb. 14) felt bad for K-Fat’s growing pudge and invited him to join the show in an attempt to lose weight in front of America!

Federline gladly accepted the offer because let’s face it, dude has nothing going on now that he’s not f*cking Britney Spears!

In addition to the show, Federline can thank his improved relationship with Spears for his flatter tummy.

“I think as time goes on, it keeps getting better and better and better,” he explains. “I mean, I’m really happy the way that my life is going right now, I really am.

“I think, you know, I have come a long way,” he goes on. “All of us have…my whole family. It’s gotten so much better from where we were.”

Come a long way family-wise? Yes. Career-wise? Hell to the no.