Tiger Woods a man who’s faced a great amount of public scrutiny this past year is now facing some of the meanest peeps in the business… the kids from South Park.
The golfer is getting animated for the 14th season premiere of the show, set to air on March 17. In the episode Tiger will meet the gang in their fictional Colorado town.
Although a synopsis of the episode has yet to be released, an episodic picture shows Tiger standing next to Cartman at his mea culpa press conference. The creators of South Park feel like Tiger’s story is a crucial on to protray.
“It’s such an important issue in America right now — the sex addiction outbreak,”South Park cocreator Matt Stone said. “We’re all really concerned about him and hope he gets better.”
After having undergone treatment for sex addiction, Tiger made his public apology on Feb. 19, three months after his Thanksgiving car crash that launched the whirlwind of marital affair outings.
The Associated Press is speculating that the golfer will return to his sport in time for the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill Club and Lodge in Orlando scheduled for March 22 to 28.
Well, we’re not the biggest South Park fans, but this is definitely an episode worth tuning in for! Catch it this week on St. Patrick’s Day!
Tiger Woods’ wife Elin passed on his public apology Friday morning and we can’t say that we blame her!
Douche lord better have dropped mad $$$ on her to spend the day getting pampered after his scum-bag behavior.
The cheating golf star stood alone wearing a sports coat and dress shirt as he spoke to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at the clubhouse at TPC Sawgrass, home of the PGA Tour, in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., apologizing for his man-whore antics.
“I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in,” he began.
“People want to know how I could have done these things to my wife and my children.”
He continued by stating, “Elin and I have started the process of discussing the damage of my behavior.”
Woods also explained that his apology to his wife will be proven through his future actions, not words.
“It will come from my behavior over time. We have a lot to discuss,” adding, “What we say to each other will stay between the two of us.”
And what about those reports that Elin socked him in the face the night before Thanksgiving?
Woods said he was “angered” by the claims, and that his wife deserves praise, not blame.”
Hmm, so he didn’t deny that she hit him?! D-bag probably knows it was well-deserved!
Though she may have called off the divorce, Elin Nordegren has refused to move back in with cheating hubby Tiger Woods!
Girl is finally putting those brains to use!
“Tiger wants her to move back home with him but so far she has said no,” a close source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She’s not ready and she just doesn’t trust him.”
Of course he wants to live under the same roof — easy access to late night booty calls!
While Elin has endured tremendous amounts of stress throughout this whole ordeal, the blonde bombshell finds a way to maintain a smile and appear happy in public.
“She’s not moping around,” the source tells Radar. “She’s building a life.”
In addition to not moving back in with Tiger, Elin has yet to put her wedding ring back on. Hmm, does this mean she’s second guessing calling off the divorce? We hope she’ll soon officially be singing to the tune of Single Ladies!
Tiger Woods mistress no. 1 gets a full time gig! And no, not a full-time job servicing his sexual needs!
Rachel Uchitel is movin’ on up in the world of entertainment! The former NYC club hostess has landed herself a sweet-ass job serving as a correspondent for syndicated entertainment show Extra, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.
“A very special episode of ‘The Hot List’ airs this coming weekend (2/13 + 2/14 - check local listings) on Extra Weekend, including Rachel Uchitel as “Extra’s” ‘ultimate insider,’ who will report on what’s hot in Hollywood on this week’s episode,” a show rep tells Us.
When Woods’ first hoe recently sat down with Extra host Marie Lopez she said she wasn’t entirely sure about her future plans.
“I don’t know what I’m doing next week, much less ten years,” she said. “So I don’t know. My whole life has changed.”
Sometimes sucking famous d*ck gets you places. Sad but so very true!
Elin Woods stepped out for a bite with her baby boy Charlie Wednesday afternoon looking perfectly happy and carefree.
Could her newly expressed elation come from the recent announcement that she’s NOT divorcing her cheating husband? Man, girls really never do learn…
Although she was still spotted sans her wedding ring, the drama-free mama looked better than ever upon her return from a five-day visit with her husband, Tiger Woods, at his alleged sex addiction rehab in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
Elin had a private security team throughout her visit where she was participating in Tiger’s intensive recovery program, according to RadarOnline.com.
“The marriage is not over,” Radar quotes a source as saying. “They both want to save it.”
Girlfriend… he cheated on you with 14+ women! Ever hear the little saying, “once a cheater, always a cheater?” What is this broad thinking???!
We all know it’s true, but speculation continues to grow about Tiger Woods’ sex addiction rehab hideout.
Just this week, a 16-foot fence was put up around Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services clinic in Hattiesburg, Miss., to keep out and block photographers.
Tiger’s rep has refused to comment, but if he is indeed being treated there, he is most likely undergoing intense therapy.
The program (which costs $37,000 for a six week session) is “emotionally exhausting,” journalist Benoit Denizet-Lewis tells Us Weekly.
Denizet-Lewis who also spent time at Pine Grove for sex addiction tells Us that Tiger “may be allowed his own room, but he’d still have to do group therapy.”
Also required at the center is a celibacy contract. “It says you won’t have sex or masturbate while you’re there,” says Denizet-Lewis.
Additionally, he says visitors are allowed! So if Elin decided she wanted to visit her scumbag husband, not only would she be allowed, but it is very encouraged.
Uh, we have a feeling Elin won’t be making any trips to Mississippi any time soon…
Come spring, Tiger Woods anticipates getting his life and career back on track, by participating in the upcoming PGA tour.
By that time, Tiger will have completed rehab for his sex addiction at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction services in Mississippi, a source tells RadarOnline.com.
The source adds, “Tiger is totally devastated. He wants to show everyone that he intends to change.”
The Masters begin April 5, however, it’s unclear whether or not Tiger will attempt that high-profile tournament, which he has previously won four times.
And although Tiger is not publicly revealing his attempts to return to the tour, the source tells RadarOnline.com that he hopes that his stint in rehab will help convince everyone, including corporate sponsors, that he has indeed changed.
Tiger sightings are still unavailable as the rehab center in Mississippi is a closed facility. However, two local media outlets have too reported that Tiger is indeed receiving treatment in town.
In other news, Tiger’s wife Elin Woods has not been wearing her wedding ring but has yet to file for divorce.
It’s true… Tiger Woods has finally been spotted, and his whereabouts are better than we ever could have sex-pected!
Apparently, the skeezy cheater has been getting treatment at a top sex addiction program in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
Tiger apparently checked into Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, a source tells RadarOnline.com.
The clinic, directed by Dr. Patrick Carnes, is considered one of the top in the nation for sexual addiction. Dr. Carnes has apparently pioneered a treatment for sexually compulsive behavior.
And according to the facility’s website, patients typically spend around six weeks in treatment. Additionally, those suffering from sex addiction receive group therapy, cognitive behavior therapy and something called “shame reduction.”
Hmmm… We think Tiger’s treatment for sex addiction is just an alibi for his horn-dog nature. And really, who would ever go looking for him in Mississippi…?!!
It only took time, but police radio transmissions from Tiger Woods’ Nov. 27 car crash have been released!
The Orange County Sheriff’s Office released the recording Thursday, eliminating all silence gaps, RadarOnline.com explains.
The audio — originally obtained by WKMG - Local 6 in Orlando — includes the dispatcher saying, “Be advised the vehicle hit the pole, the person’s on the ground.”
In case you’ve forgotten, Woods practically made love to a fire hydrant when he slammed his SUV into one AND a tree after a probable heated argument with wife Elin over his crazy man-whore antics!
Screw the police radio transmissions, we’d rather hear the shit that went down between Tiger and Elin moments before the crash! Now that would be juicy…
Rumors have continued to swirl on Tiger Woods’ current whereabouts. He claimed to be sailing the seas, but then speculations concluded he was actually undergoing plastic surgery to wipe the adulterer off his face.
In reality, however, it appears Tiger has been spending time with his billionaire friend Jim Dolan in New York for the past month. “Jim reached out to Tiger,” a knowledgable source tells Us Weekly, adding that Dolan invited Woods to hide out at his waterfront abode just a week after the scandal broke.
“Tiger’s been seeing a shrink who goes to Dolan’s house,” the source continues.
MSG is denying that Tiger is indeed at Dolan’s home, saying, “It is categorically false and preposterous on its face,” however, Dolan has a history of helping out troubled athletes, including basketball player, Vin Baker, who battled alcoholism.
Additionally, the source claims Dolan has opened up his fleet of jets to the golfer, whose own plane carried Tiger’s wife Elin from Switzerland back home to Windermere, Fla. on the first of the year.
“He’s the one keeping him under the radar,” says the source. “Jet-setting everywhere. I know Tiger’s flown on Jim’s jet from Florida probably three times.”
The source also added that Nike, one of the few sponsors to remain faithful to Tiger, also let him use their jet for at least one trip. (Nike however did not return calls for comment).
Looks like Tigers just barely gettin’ by with a little help from his friends..
