Dude loves his life as a dude!

Chaz Bono is opening up for the first time since announcing his sex change in June about what his life has been like as a man.

Bono sat down with Entertainment Tonight for a two part interview on how he is happily enjoying his life as a guy.

“I always felt like the male from the time I was a child,” he said. “There wasn’t much feminine about me. I believe that gender is something between your ears, not between your legs. That is something I discovered in the early ’90s. It was just a long process of being comfortable enough to do something about it.”

Bono came out of the closet at the age of 18, and worked on getting clean and sober before he went about the sex change.

Bono said he has been undergoing the female-to-male sex change and gender reassignment surgery since March. He said the process was like going “literally going through puberty.”

“It lowered my voice,” he told ET. “Fat redistributes, muscle growth, hair growth, sex drive increases… I shave about once a week now.”

Bono said getting his breasts removed “was a relief”.

Bono said he has no regrets and is glad he did it before he got old!

“I want to still feel vibrant and be able to enjoy my life in a male body and not wait until I am an old man,” Bono said.

Funny how about the same time every month we think about how nice it must be to be a man!

Sandra Bullock takes a look in the mirror for the new issue of Parade where she reveals that she is annoying, controlling and used to be too selfish to put in the work to have a relationship or kids.

On her type A personality — Bullock says she can be difficult to deal with.

“I’m aware that I can be annoying. I am a big ball of high energy and organization and structure. Listen, I know I’m not easy to deal with. I’m controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I’m difficult on every single level.”

Bullock is now happily married to Jesse James, but she said marriage was never something that was a priority for her.

“I didn’t grow up thinking, ‘I’m gonna get married and have someone take care of me. I always wanted to be happy, have a good time, work hard.”

Bullock says she used to bolt from her relationships, and did not have the desire to put in the work.

“I was good at bolting before. I didn’t want to do the work. And I was too selfish to have kids. Now I work at what I love. If I didn’t love him, I wouldn’t be putting in the effort. I do approach things differently now that I’m married. I would never do anything that would harm his heart.”

With her hubby came a live-in stepdaughter, Sunny James, which Bullock says is one of the sweetest additions to her life.

“The universe put this in our lap. I seemed to have stepped in right when I needed to be there. I now know that anything sweet, really sweet, that I have was nothing that I planned. If you don’t have kids and animals, you don’t truly know what real life is about.”

The interview sounds about right except for Bullock’s claim that she is annoying and hard to deal with. Bullock filmed The Lakehouse here a few years ago and everyone who worked with her - including us! - has nothing but great things to say about her!

There’s nothing worse than a woman scorned!

Yet another woman is coming out and revealing intimate details about her affair with Jon Gosselin.

Gosselin’s former nanny, Stephanie Santoro, exclusively shared text messages detailing their steamy affair with Inside Edition.

Santoro claims she exchanged hundreds of “steamy” messages during their affair, which she says lasted over a month.

Here’s an example of a conversation between Gosselin and his mistresses:

Gosselin: “I’m worried the girls might say something to Kate. I’m thinking around 10:20. Is that ok. I don’t want to ruin your chances on working here.”

Santoro: “That’s fine…I wanna grab a milkshake anyways…So I’ll take the long way…That’ okay…? And thank u love. Really u have no idea how grateful I am to have u as a great friend in my life let along everything else.”

Gosselin denies having a relationship with Santoro. We’re sure that’s a lie, but come on — is that the best dirt the nanny has? Boots Girls would rather watch paint dry than read their uneventful messages. We wanna know if Santoro had any kinky plans with that milkshake damn it!

Most celebrities boast about the charities they are involved with or donate to, and usually it’s just another ploy to get in the headlines. However, The Giving Back Fund used public records to compile a list of the top 12 celebrities who gave the most in 2008, according to Parade magazine.

Here are the true stars who talk the talk and walk the walk!

1. Paul Newman
HOW MUCH: $21 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Health initiatives, education, emergency campaigns, and environmental protection (before his death in September 2008)

2. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
HOW MUCH: $13.4 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: A health clinic in Ethiopia; New Orleans redevelopment; the Armed Services YMCA

3. Mel Gibson
HOW MUCH: $6.5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Holy Family Church in Agoura Hills, Calif.

4. Richard Childress (former NASCAR racer)
HOW MUCH: $5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: A pediatric trauma center in Winston-Salem, N.C.

5. Oscar De La Hoya
HOW MUCH: $3.5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: A hospital and a charter school in Los Angeles

6. Oprah Winfrey
HOW MUCH: $2.4 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: After-school programs across the country and scholarships for students in Whitesboro, N.J.

7. Sam Waterston
HOW MUCH: $2.1 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Refugees International; the American Institute for Stuttering

8. Yao Ming
HOW MUCH: $2 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: A fund to build earthquake-resistant schools in China

9. Patricia Comwell
HOW MUCH: $2 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Harvard University and City University of New York

10. Barbara Streisand
HOW MUCH: $1.7 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: The Barbra Streisand Women’s Cardiovascular Research and Education Program in Los Angeles

11. Leonardo DiCaprio
HOW MUCH: $1.5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Community development; The Paris Review literary magazine

12. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith
HOW MUCH: $1.5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: The Baltimore School of the Arts; Malaria No More; The Make-A-Wish Foundation

Hailey Glassman is accusing boyfriend Jon Gosselin of emotional abuse.

Glassman says he will call her up and yell at her and she has had enough of it!

“He’ll call me and take his anger out on me,” Glassman told The Insider. “He has ‘mantrums.’ I shouldn’t have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, ‘Why are you so mean to me?’”

She went on to say that he also has a problem telling white lies. No shocker there!

“Sometimes he has trouble with the truth,” she said. “He will dance and dance around his lies. He’s like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him.”

We’re not sure why girl hangs around especially now that he’s considering dumping her for Octomom! That’s got to be the ultimate slap in the face!

Jon has come out and responded to Hailey’s accusations through The Insider.

“My girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, has paid a significant price to live under such a media microscope,” Gosselin told the entertainment show.

“I am grateful for her emotional support and I regret any pain that my actions have caused her as she has selflessly born the pressures I have endured under the media glare. I am committed to making things right with Hailey as well as Kate and especially my children. I ask you to please give me the opportunity to prove myself.”

Maybe he really could make things right if he spent the time he spends chatting with the media actually doing just that!

Celebrity biographer Andrew Morton has come out and said that his new book on Angelina Jolie does not allege she slept with her mom, Marcheline Bertrand’s, boyfriend when she was 16 despite recent reports.

Morton is calling all the reports false.

“It’s about as true as I’m sitting on this horse,” he told Life & Style.

Thank God for that. We know Angie is no stranger to scandal, but that would be outright sick!

Morton is writing the biography and refuses to reveal any specifics. However, if it’s like his previous books - about Tom Cruise, Princess Diana and other celebrities - it’s sure to be scandalous.

We can’t wait till the new shocking tell-all hits shelves!

Chelsea Handler says her dad is thrilled she scored the December cover of Playboy magazine.

Handler saw the magazine cover for the first time during an appearance on The Jay Leno Show set to air tonight.

Leno asked what her pop is going to think of her spread.

“My dad is probably gonna love it,” Handler said according to Usmagazine.com. “Because he thinks I’m very sexual.”

More shockingly, Handler goes on to say that she quit drinking for the shoot…

“I quit drinking for like a day and a half,” she explains. “And I worked out — but I always work out. So it wasn’t anything major.”

We imagine it must’ve been a tough day and a half coming from a girl who keeps a bottle of lemon juice in her purse at all times for her vodka rocks!

Jon Gosselin is set to date Octomom Nadya Suleman in a reality-TV show!

Cheaters producer Boddy Goldstein says Gosselin agreed to date the other mom of multiples after making statements like he’s “hot’, according to In Touch Weekly.

“I heard that Nadya has an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together,” Goldstein tells In Touch. “And I had the idea that this could be a very entertaining fiasco.”

Fiasco? Sounds more like a shit show. And the pilot is slated to be called Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom.

“He’s totally creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they’d have 22 kids,” a source says.

The show itself will also be creepy, besides for the obvious reasons, because Nadya allegedly has a creepy obsession with Jon.

“She’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married,” the source said. “It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.”

Even though Jon is dating Hailey Glassmen, sources say his strong desire to stay in the public eye is what got him to commit to the show.

“I think that he wants to remain in the limelight,” the source said. “Notoriety is a component that some humans place a lot of value on.”

Goldstein concedes that the show will be ridiculous, but he believes that won’t stop it from getting great ratings. “It will be like watching a train wreck,” Goldstein adds. “You know you shouldn’t look, but you can’t turn your head away.”

That would be one train wreck we won’t be able to turn our heads away from!

You’d think Lindsay Lohan would be relieved after finding out that police had caught her alleged burglars.

But no. In typical Lilo fashion, Lindsay had an absurd reaction that we can’t help but imagine was prompted by drug usage.

When asked how she felt about the people supposedly responsible for targeting her Hollywood home, Lindsay snapped, “[That's] the most awkward question you could possibly ask,” to E! News.

She continued, “yeah, I’m talking to the detectives, but it’s nobody’s business but my own.”

The accused burglars are said to have stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars in jewelry and clothes from various celebs, using star maps and publicly available information on their schedules to plan the heists.

After settling down and hopefully realizing her ridiculousness, Lindsay admitted, “[I'm relieved] to an extent, but I don’t really know that much information. I will know hopefully soon.”

This chick is out of her mind! Lay off the drugs you crazy biotch… it was just a question!

Levi Johnston continues to talk about dropping his clothes for us all to see!

Bristol Palin’s baby daddy is gearing up for his Playgirl close-up, which is expected to hit newsstands sometime by the end of the year.

While a date for the shoot has not been set, Johnston’s manager Tank Jones told Usmagazine.com Monday, “it will be early November” in New York.

Perfect timing! Looks like we’ll be seeing another “package” this holiday season in addition to the many under our Christmas trees!

Johnston must be pretty confident about his manhood as Jones confirms to Us that full-frontal shots are planned for the shoot and that he’s not the least bit nervous to bear all!

“He’s pumped! He’s ready to shock the world. The hell with fifteen minutes,” Jones told Us in a phone interview. “As a matter of fact, when I picked him up, he came out the house naked. I said ‘not now!’”

Johnston, who loves to talk about his goods, took the phone for a moment to chime in, telling Us: “I just get naked. That’s what I do.”

Dude better not be bluffing or else we’re really going to be LOLing at him!