Jon Gosselin is set to date Octomom Nadya Suleman in a reality-TV show!
Cheaters producer Boddy Goldstein says Gosselin agreed to date the other mom of multiples after making statements like he’s “hot’, according to In Touch Weekly.
“I heard that Nadya has an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together,” Goldstein tells In Touch. “And I had the idea that this could be a very entertaining fiasco.”
Fiasco? Sounds more like a shit show. And the pilot is slated to be called Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom.
“He’s totally creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they’d have 22 kids,” a source says.
The show itself will also be creepy, besides for the obvious reasons, because Nadya allegedly has a creepy obsession with Jon.
“She’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married,” the source said. “It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.”
Even though Jon is dating Hailey Glassmen, sources say his strong desire to stay in the public eye is what got him to commit to the show.
“I think that he wants to remain in the limelight,” the source said. “Notoriety is a component that some humans place a lot of value on.”
Goldstein concedes that the show will be ridiculous, but he believes that won’t stop it from getting great ratings. “It will be like watching a train wreck,” Goldstein adds. “You know you shouldn’t look, but you can’t turn your head away.”
That would be one train wreck we won’t be able to turn our heads away from!
Clocking in at 14:59:00, OctoMom Nadya Suleman had to take a drastic measure to get back in the headlines, and that she did!
Apparently, the mom of fourteen has a mad crush on Jon Gosselin.
Say what?! Ew!
“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Suleman told Radaronline.com. “I think he’s hot…he looks cute in purple!”
He looks cute in purple? Really???
Just when we thought there wasn’t anything Octo could do or say to make us think she’s any grosser than we already think she is - she did! Can you imagine if her and Jon got together and raised all their kids together? That would make them the proud parents of 22 kids! YIKES!
Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman took another swipe at her rival mom of multiples on her two-hour special that aired on FOX Wednesday night.
Suleman took a stab at Kate Gosselin for having a tummy tuck and then showing it off several times in a bikini for her TV show cameras and the paparazzi.
“Honestly, I’m not as attention seeking, probably never, it’s just my opinion, but some people are desperate for attention,” Suleman says of Gosselin.
Um, you’re not desperate for attention? Shyeah right! Ha!
Suleman goes on to talk about how she screwed up her and her kids lives…
“I screwed up my life, and I screwed up my kids’ lives,” Suleman said.
Ya think?!
“What the heck am I going to do…I have to put on a strong facade,” Suleman said.
Maybe you can date Jon Gosselin since he’s a free man! Suleman went on to say that she hasn’t had sex for nearly ten years.
“As time kept going on and on, and the more kids I have, the less I remembered what it was like,” Suleman says of sex.
Well mama, if you weren’t getting laid pre-Octo days - you certainly have slimmed your chances of getting laid now! You’d have to find some super freak with a really creepy sex fetish!
The show detailed Suleman as she got a tattoo with 14 stars representing all her children, talked about her house being haunted, calls 911, talks about her untrustworthy nanny and shows signs of paranoia that her kids may be kidnapped.
Sounds like an effen’ twisted fun house! It’ll be a miracle if those kids turn out normal!
Octomom Nadya Suleman is bashing Kate Gosselin in a new video.
“She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention,” Suleman says in a video on RadarOnline.com after watching an interview Gosselin gave on The Dr. Phil Show last February.
Suleman rolls her eyes as she says Gosselin is “desperate for attention” and “over-emotional.
And that would make Octomom what???
“My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy,” Octo boasted. “Don’t you have, like, a lot of issues in your life? A lot of marital problems?”
“Why are you so desperate to glob on to my life? For attention?” continues Suleman.
Suleman has signed on to shoot a reality show with her 14 kids which is sure to rival Kate’s TLC hit. This feud is great! When you listen to them bash each other you have to wonder if they’re talking about themselves or each other! Lol!
Believe it or not, Octomom, Nadya Suleman, finally got exactly what she wanted… a reality TV show!
Following weeks of negotiations, Octomom’s attorney Jeff Czech, landed her a deal to star in her own reality series.
“[Nadya and the producers] are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children’s lives would be filmed in a documentary series,” Czech confirmed exclusively to Usmagazine.com
For example, he continued, “One of the events in the children’s lives might be their first birthday.”
Czech, has described the show, which remains untitled, as a “quasi-reality TV series.” Additionally, he added that the production company, Eyeworks, was in the process of making a deal with a network.
“They might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want,” he said.
He did note however, that “her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show. [Nadya] is looking forward to providing her side of the story.”
Czech refused to comment on how much Nadya would be getting paid for the deal.
Wow, after all this Jon and Kate drama, we imagine everyone is super excited to tune into the Octomom show…
Even though OctoMom Nadya Suleman has shamelessly accepted every freebie she’s been offered under the sun, she says that she’ll refuse a tummy tuck even if the surgery is offered to her without a price tag because her body bounces back like a “rubberband”.
“I would never even accept a tummy tuck even if it were offered because I don’t need it,” Suleman told RadarOnline.com. “I’m actually shocked myself at my own body. My goal is to do things as naturally as possible.”
Suleman says she plans to start hitting the gym soon to get her size 2 body back naturally.
“I would like to join a gym,” she says. “My friends have nicknamed me ‘Rubberband’ because after every singleton I had, within a month, I was back to a size 2. After the twins, it took me two months. Now, it’s been three months, and I’m not a 2 yet. I’m only a 5 or 6, but I’ll get there.”
That’s great she thinks she’s a rubberband; however, there’s one body part we can think of that definitely would need a tuck! Ewwwwwwwww gross! Did you guys just get a sick visual in your head like we just did? So nasty!!!
Nadya Suleman is now looking to trademark her media nickname “Octomom” for her own line of baby goods that will include diapers and clothing.
On Friday, Suleman filed two applications with the U.S. Patent and Trademark office to officially have ownership of the name.
“The single, unemployed mother — who is considering applying for food stamps (again) to feed her eight newborns — paid $825 for the application,” according to Usmagazine.com.
OctoMom may not get her way because a Houston-based company filed to copyright the name anyway. Funny she wants to copyright a name that she didn’t even come up with that she claims she hates!
OctoMom Nadya Suleman has confirmed that she indeed will be doing a television show with her 14 children!
“Yes, it is official. I’m going to be doing a show, but it’s not a reality show,” Suleman exclusively told Life & Style. “What I’m doing with this TV show is basically creating documentaries about the lives of my children. It’s going to be an ongoing thing, and it will follow them from now until they are 18. It’s being done by Eyeworks; they’re in the UK. It will air in the UK and then we’ll see if the US is interested.”
Nadya insists the show won’t infringe on her family’s privacy: “The producers will come here to film six times a year. They’ll come by and take some footage and then they’ll go. They won’t be invading my life or my children’s lives.”
Suleman went on to back up her decision by saying that the show will enable her to have home movies of her children that she’d otherwise be to busy to take herself.
“It will give me the opportunity to have incredible home movies that, believe me, I don’t have the time to make myself. Having this documentary crew allows me to focus on raising my children and still have great movies of them.”
It sounds like just another way for Octo to capitalize off her children. She’s so pathetic!
OctoMom Nadya Suleman made what most Americans make in one year in a week!
Suleman reportedly made $32,000 in just 7 days, according to TheMediaBuffet.com. Insiders close to to Radaronline.com say they are reportedly paying Suleman an average of $1,000 per minute for each of her exclusive video updates that are three to six minutes a day.
Suleman clocked in 32 minutes of airtime last week, which would explain her shopping sprees at Nordstroms, Bebe Sport and the MAC counter.
However, the gravy train is about to stop for Octo. Insiders say that the entertainment site will pull the plug after the eighth and final baby returns home which should be by next week.
Oh Octo. You’ll have to find other ways to whore you and your babies out for bank!
Hospital officials fired fifteen employees for snooping through OctoMom Nadya Suleman’s medical records.
“We always provide training on the importance of patient privacy and confidentiality,” a Kaiser Permanente rep Jim Anderson said. “We knew from the time she was admitted to the hospital in December, this case would attract attention. Numerous training sessions were held to remind people of the need to keep the information confidential.”
Eight other employees at the hospital were disciplined.
The hospital officials are firing the wrong people. They should fire Octo - as a mom!
