Now that the truth behind their dysfunctional relationship is out in the open, Jon and Kate Plus 8 is resuming production and Kate Gosselin has declared a new outlook on life.

“It is my new attitude that I’m going to do things I’ve never done before,” Kate exclaims, during one of the shows’ interviews where Kate is now viewed in a one-person armchair instead of the loveseat she’d shared with Jon during the last five seasons.

“This is what has stemmed out of all that — ‘I can do,’” she continues in the episode, set to air on Monday.

Addtionally, Kate reveals that despite the divorce, the children are all doing well, reports Usmagazine.com

“They are still kids, they still enjoy things,” Kate says. “They still want to do things. It is not their fault that what has transpired has transpired,”

Poor kids. We’re just excited to see a first-hand look at the new relationship. And while they’ll probably water-down their feelings and issues, we think Kate will have some open opinions regarding her soon-to-be ex’s sleezy new lifestyle. We hope so anyways…

The world’s newest douchebag Jon Gosselin continues to give lessons on how to be an all around scumbag!

Since splitting from his wife Kate, Jon’s been living up the single life pretty hard! Not only has he been sporting a new young girl practically every week and jet-setting to St. Tropez, but he’s also been hanging out with fellow celeb wannabes!

As his soon-to-be ex-wife sits at home taking care of their eight children, Jon’s been blowing the family’s money left and right! On July 24, Jon partied it up at the Pink Elephant nightclub in Southampton, N.Y. and days later dropped $950 on a pair of shoes from NYC boutique Pravada Abbigliamento.

“He told us to call him if we got in anything else he might be interested in,” store owner Philip Pravda told Life & Style.

What does he need a pair of $950 shoes for?! Oh yeah, maybe to cover up that ugly-ass flip-flop tan line he’s been rocking for the past few weeks.

Not only has the father of eight become a big spender, but also a greedy bastard!

“Jon is sure Kate’s keeping money from him, more than a million dollars,” an insider close to Jon told Life & Style. “He thinks some of the money she’s made from her books and tours has been put someplace where he can’t access it.” Jon’s friend confirms, “Jon says he found out Kate had been hiding about $100,000 in cash in the house.”

Good job on hiding the $$$, Kate! We’d be in fear that he’d invest the money into some shitty Ed Hardy children’s clothing line!

“Jon says Kate’s books and speaking engagements were based on their children and their relationship, so he rightfully deserves a cut.”

Get over yourself, Jon! Go back to frolicking with the girls and living up your fab single life! P.S., how did it feel when you were laughed out of the Hamptons party?

Mischa Barton has finally been released from the hospital after two weeks of being placed under psychiatric hold.

The Hollywood starlet checked into L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on July 15 after a ridiculous freak out! Details regarding the cause of her hospitalization or condition were never released to the public.

“She’s going through a rough patch,” Benji Kohn, producer of Barton’s new thriller Homecoming, told Us at the time.

Fortunately, Barton is looking and feeling much better and has every intention of heading back to work!

“I can confirm that she’s left the hospital with the intention to resume production” of her new CW show The Beautiful Life, her rep Craig Schneider told Usmagazine.com.

The creator of The Beautiful Life, Ashton Kutcher even confirmed that the young star is recovering well.

“I can tell you right now Mischa Barton is doing great,” he told reporters at a technology conference in Pasadena, Calif.

We wish Mischa the best but a small word of advice: Stay away from the coke!

We all saw them, the little mankinis Bachelorette winner Ed Swiderski sported during the Hawaii episode.

What we didn’t expect though was Jillian Harris’ attraction to the booty shorts!

“I have to say, I was a bit fond of them,” she responded when asked about them on the After The Rose special.

Absolutely shocked, host Chris Harrison exclaimed, “Wait, wait. Don’t tell me you liked them!”

Jillian responded with a simple “I do!”

Even Ed was surprised.

“Are you kidding me?” he asked, before joking, “I’m actually wearing them underneath right now.”

Jillian then teased that Ed has “since got these navy blue ones that are shorter.”

How cute! The couple can share clothes!

In addition to revealing her fetish for mankinis, Jillian also announced that she’ll be moving to the Windy City on September 1!

“I think we’re just such a great team, whatever works for the two of us, works for the two of us,” she said.

And Asexual Ed confirmed, “We’re certainly going to get married within the next 12 months.”

Sure sure… something tells us your inability to get it up and your abundance of metrosexual attire are gonna send Jillian right back across the border, within the next 12 months.

Reality-TV stars Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda have finally reached a settlement in their divorce case!

It’s taken them long enough! They’ve been at each other’s throats for the past year!

The two finally announced on Tuesday that they’ve agreed to the terms of the split after a brief hearing in Clearwater, Florida.

“We’ve reached a marital settlement agreement,” Ray Rafool, Linda’s attorney, told the judge.

It seems as though the Hulk has had a change of heart and wants to put the feuding to rest. He and Linda have gone back and forth criticizing each other ever since their split, which caused extreme tension among the entire family.

“Hulk is looking forward to moving on with his life and is very hopeful that he and Linda can maintain a friendship and work together as parents to their two children,” Hogan’s rep said in a statement to Usmagazine.com.

Of course the terms of the agreement were not made public, but according to 2008 court filings, the couple’s net worth was listed at between $26 million and $32 million.

That’s totally all due to Hulk’s wrestling career because we all know Linda hasn’t done shit besides tan her body 24/7 and do whatever it takes to emulate her 21-year-old daughter, Brooke.

Hulk and Linda were often seen arguing after court appearances but the mood was certainly different on Tuesday. The two were spotted smiling and at one point Linda actually kissed him on the cheek.

“The war is over,” Linda said after the hearing.

Now they can finally live their separate lives! Linda can go back to screwing Brooke’s former classmate and doing lines of coke, while the Hulk fantasizes about doing their daughter!

What a messed up family!

And another one bites the dust.

Kim Kardashian and BF of over 2 years Reggie Bush have officially split up.

Kim’s rep confirmed the split to Usmagazine.com on Monday.

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision.”

Sadly enough, when asked about marriage in a previous interview, Kim exclaimed, “We are totally happy, and we have a great relationship, and it’s definitely where things are heading. But hopefully it will be a surprise!”

Is it just us, or are all these NFL players suddenly too good for their celeb girlfriends?! Don’t worry ladies… you’re better off without them!

Heidi Montag rarely kept a secret on MTV’s The Hills, but she’s refuses to reveal it all in her September Playboy photo shoot!

“She’s not nude,” her sister Holly Montag revealed to
Usmagazine.com. “Her Maxim cover was so gorgeous and tasteful, and I know Playboy is going to be the same. It’s really cool that she can be part of the Playboy family. I love it. I go up there all the time and play poker. I love the girls there, and it’s very cool to be a part of that legacy.”

Additionally, Holly is very excited and supportive of Heidi’s upcoming performance at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant on August 23.

“She will kill it,” Holly said. “I know she will give the best performance ever. She’s a phenomenal performer and dancer. That’s what she’s born to do. I think when she’s stepping into her own in singing and concerts, people will see that that’s where she really shines.”

Haha, umm doubtful…

And on her relationship with Brother-in-Law Spencer Pratt?!

“We’re actually getting along really well right now,” Holly admitted. “I don’t want to jinx it, but he’s been awesome as a brother and better than ever.”

Heidi is a talented performer and Spencer Pratt is awesome?! Come on Holly… what are you smoking girl?

As if we haven’t seen enough drama from the Real Housewives across America, Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak says the second season of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Atlanta is “far worse” than season one.

She exclaimed there’s a ton more drama!” to Usmagazine.com, and admitted that she is “definitely” at the centor of most of it, mostly due to “a lot of miscommunication.”

However, there was one cat fight that got way out of control, and Kim wants to set the record straight.

A promo for the new season shows an argument that results in Sheree Whitfield pulling off Kim’s wig!

However, Kim’s claiming, “it didn’t happen.”

However, fellow castmate Lisa Wu Hartwell doesn’t deny the rumors! “Did that happen? You have to tune in to see that,” she told Us. “But I know she had a hell of a grab on that. She had a serious mean grip.”

And to add to the drama, the show is getting a new housewife, Kandi Burruss.

“It’s very interesting,” she admitted to being the newest cast member. “I’m very nervous of how people will respond. We don’t get to see how it’s edited. We only get the episodes a week in advance. I don’t know how it’s going to come off. But I’m looking forward to it.”

Sounds like she’s a biatch with a lot of new drama to throw into the mix!

From what we’ve already seen and heard, these ATL ladies are definitely giving those New Jersey chicks a run for their money! We can’t wait to tune in!

The terrorist group al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades is threatening Sacha Baron Cohen in a statement after he mocked them in his new film Bruno.

“We reserve the right to respond in the way we find suitable against this man,” the group said in a statement to WorldNet reporter Aaron Klein. “The movie was part of a conspiracy against the al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades.”

The al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades is a coalition of secular Palestinian nationalist militias in the West Bank.

Baron Cohen isn’t taken the threat lightly and has stepped up security for himself and his family since the group issued their threatening statement.

In the film, Bruno, meets with Ayman Abu Aita, the leader of the Martyrs’ Brigades, in an attempt to get himself kidnapped.

“This was a dirty use of our brother, Ayman, and we don’t accept that the al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades is part of the film,” the group said.

Ayman Abu Aita is also preparing legal action against the Baron Cohen and Universal Studios.

Bruno was effen’ hilarious, but we couldn’t help but wonder what the repercussions would be for mocking a crazy terrorist organization!!!

Jon Gosselin finally returned home to Pennsylvania to see his eight kids.

Photographers spotted a chain smoking Jon Tuesday in Wernersville at a car wash, a UPS store and the bank.

Jon’s been in New York City, the Hamptoms and the French Riviera these past two weeks embroiled in scandal between the two younger girls he’s been hanging out with and strange friends such as Jill Zarin from The Real Housewives of New York City and Michael Lohan

He’s back on dad duty, but we’ll see how long that lasts. Gosselin vowed to Usmagazine.com that he was going to try and stay out of the limelight.

“It’s crazy,” he told Us. “I don’t want [8-year-old twins] Mady and Cara Googling me, and I have to explain [a photo] and lose that trust between my children. No, it’s dumb. Or explain it to my ex, Kate. Or explain to anybody what’s going on.”

We give this stud earring wearing and Ed Hardy donning dad less than a week before he does something else stupid to attract more attention from the rags!