Josh Hartnett began complaining of abdominal pain Monday morning around 2 a.m. ultimately landing him in an L.A. hospital.

According to People.com, “Hartnett suffered a flare-up of an ongoing gastrointestinal problem that has been bothering him for the last several months while he was performing in London in the stage version of Rain Man.”

Currently, the actor is resting comfortably at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and still remains under observation.

That stinks! We foresee an offer for a spokesperson position in Josh’s future from Gas-X!

Halle Berry confirmed to Ellen DeGeneres on her show that she’s ready for another child.

“My mind says yes,” she told Degeneres. “But the rest isn’t up to me so we’ll see.”

Berry, the mother of 1-year-old Nahla Ariela, is leaving the decision up to her husband, model Gabriel Aubry, who mentioned to People magazine in February, that Nahla “needs a sibling”.

And while Aubry, doesn’t rule out the idea of a big family, Berry isn’t planning on becoming the next Nadya Suleman.

“I hope I don’t have 14 more” she jokes with Ellen.

We hope so too. One octomom is more than enough!

Twitter obsessed John Mayer thinks the social networking is “silly and “dumb”!

“It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb,” the singer told E! News. “If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well…It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop.”

We think it’s pretty silly and dumb of John to say this considering the fact that he uses networks such as Twitter all the time to get attention! Just another example of another celebrity who is a total hypocrite!

Newlywed Fergie exclaimed at her 34th birthday party in Miami Friday night that marriage to hubby Josh Duhamel is “like coming home”!

“Now that the wedding is over, we are so chill and comfortable together – the feeling I have about Josh is like coming home,” Fergie told People at the Fontainebleau Resort’s Live nightclub. “There is that small and intimate feeling I have all of the time that tells me things are so right! It was wonderful to share our special day with families and friends. But now we can be casual and happy and move ahead.”

Fergie celebrated her birthday with the members of the Black Eyed Peas and Duhamel.

Dare we say that Fergie and Josh may be one of the few rare Hollywood couples whose marriage actually sticks???

Check out my RedEye column to find out what Windy City hot spots Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and a few other random celebrities went to last week!

It looks like Rihanna may be having second thoughts about her reconciliation with her abusive boyfriend Chris Brown.

The singer was spotted at Nobu in New York City last week “smiling and flirting” with a group of guys, including Brody Jenner.

“She was there having dinner. Her blond, female security guard was there the whole time,” a source told the New York Post. “Every time Rihanna would go to the bathroom, the guard would go with her. Every time someone came to the table, the bodyguard would stand up. She was like a female James Bond.”

We don’t blame RiRi for wanting a female bodyguard and keeping her close to her side. She’s also been sporting a new gun tattoo - perhaps for protection? If she does stay with Chris, she’ll need to invest in a different kind of a gun. The real kind.

Madonna has arrived in Malawi to finalize adoption proceedings for a 3-year-old little girl named Mercy James.

Madonna, along with children David, Rocco and Lourdes, returned to Lilongwe, for a scheduled Monday appearance before a High Court judge on Monday. If the proceedings go as planned, the singer will be allowed to leave with little Mercy.

“Madonna will appear before a judge … to petition the court to certify her adoption,” a source at the High Court told Usmagazine.com. “Madonna will definitely be granted a temporary court order to allow her to take the child away with her.”

A court-appointed overseer will determine Madonna’s eligibility as a parent, and two reports will be presented before the judge before ruling on the adoption.

Malawi’s Chief Child Welfare Officer Simon Chisale, who oversaw Madonna’s first adoption with David, said that even though the courts are in possession of the documents from her first adoption, new reports still have to be filed.

“We take each adoption separately,” he told Us. “We still have to have to have new reports.”

Madonna’s recent divorce to Guy Ritchie have human activists questioning whether or not the Material Girl should be allowed to bring a child into a broken home.

“We should never allow our children to be placed into broken families,” Maxwell Matewere, director of children’s charity, Eye of the Child, has said.

We’re sure Madonna will get what she wants as she always does even though she doesn’t deserve another child!

Candy Spelling has revealed in recent interviews to promote her memoir, Stories from Candyland, that she has no contact with daughter, Tori, and her grandchildren and is selling her $150 million estate.

“I don’t see Tori and Dean anymore,” the 63-year-old grandmother told People. “I used to see Liam, but no longer. And I’ve never met Stella.”

Spelling, who has been TV producer Aaron Spelling’s widow since his death in 2007, says she doesn’t know why Tori is angry with her.

“I’ve tried to talk to her, but that doesn’t work,” Spelling said. ” She may not even know why she’s angry.”.

Uh, maybe it’s because you TOTALLY SUCKED as a mom!

Spelling claims she would not sell her five-acre French Chateau-style mansion if she thought it would be possible to have a relationship with her grandchildren one day.

“If I had any hope that I would have a relationship with my grandchildren I would never sell this house,” Spelling said. “I’ve fantasized for years about a wonderful playhouse on the grounds for children.”

Spelling is moving into a 17,000 square foot $47 million condo and she made sure there is a playroom just in case her grandkids ever do visit.

“Someday my grandchildren will know who I am because of the trust funds I’ve set up, but I would like to be part of their lives now,” says Spelling. “I would have loved to have built that playhouse for them.”

It’s truly so sad that Tori has no contact with her mother, but we don’t blame Tori considering what a cold-hearted greedy woman her mom is!

A 911 call placed a few hours after Natasha Richardson’s skiing accident reveals that the disorientated actress showed strong signs of a concussion.

The 911 tapes reveal that her injury was initially dismissed, but within a couple hours became very severe, according to Canada’s Globe and Mail.

A medic arrived at the Mont Tremblant ski resort on March 16 at 1 p.m., after the first 911 call, but Richardson felt fine and had declined treatment.

A couple hours later, Richardson began to experience severe headaches and another 911 call was placed from the hotel. At 2:59 p.m., the dispatcher said, “Priority 1″ and used the code, “17-Delta-1,” which suggests Richardon’s condition was “dangerous.”

Richardson was “verbal”, but drifted off when spoken to. Also, her orientation rating was a “0,” indicating that she didn’t know where she was, the day of the week, or what had happened to her. These are all signs of a potentially life-threatening brain injury.

“[She's] disoriented… She presents signs of confusion, a concussion,” the medic radioed to hospital staff.

Richardson died March 18 from the injury at the age of 45.

Please tell us the ShamWow guy did not get arrested for punching a hooker in the face!

So here’s the deal: Vince Shlomi, the dude from the ShamWow commercials - are you following me camera guy? - got arrested last month in Miami for beating up a prostitute. It gets better…he claims that he punched her because she tried to bite his tongue off.

The Smoking Gun got a hold of the police report and Shlomi’s mug shot where it’s clear the prostitute put up a fight.

Here’s how the sh*t show went down according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel. She propositions him for “straight sex.” He pays her a thousand bucks in cash. He kisses her. She “bit his tongue and would not let go.” He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go. He runs down to the hotel lobby. They both get arrested.

ShamWow - what a hot mess this guy is! Here’s a tip Vince - stick with lap dances from strippers!