Chicago Bears player, Alex Brown loves his Thirsty Thursdays!

Brown got his drink on at SVEDKA Vodka’s Improve Your Pick-Up Game at Kirkwood on Thursday. The Bears star sipped on the SVEDKA Bowl tailgating cocktail and chatted with fans throughout the evening.

Hmm, we wonder if he had any luck picking-up ladies as well? Thirsty Thursday isn’t complete without blacking out and waking up to some random the next morning!

Happy birthday, to baby Bronx!

Today is the first birthday of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz’s son Bronx, and his parents are SO excited they took to Twitter to share the celebration!

“Happy Birthday to my precious angel on earth!!!” aunt Jessica Simpson Twittered this morning. “Bronx is 1 today!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I can’t believe it has been a year already.”

After welcoming her son last November, Ashlee has declared motherhood as “the most fantastic experience I have ever been through,” adding that her boy makes her “laugh and smile everyday.”

On Thursday, just one day prior to the little guy’s big day, Ashlee couldn’t contain her excitement!

“BX’s 1st bday tomorrow!” she wrote. “My angel is going to be a year!! The greatest year of my life.”

And Pete couldn’t help himself either.

He jumped on Twitter exclaiming, “Happy birthday bx. you dont have twitter and cant read this,” he joked. “Thanks to all my friends that recorded lullabies. cant believe its been a year.”

What a cute family! We’re glad to see that even after Ashlee’s Melrose drama she can still look back at her year and say it was the best!

Miley Cyrus is fine ya’ll, it’s those who work production for the singer that are singing a different tune!

The tour bus carrying the pop star’s production crew overturned in Virgina on Friday morning leaving the driver dead and nine others suffering minor injuries.

There were 14 passengers on board the bus, Cyrus not one of them, the Associated Press reports. She’s safe and sound and still not heading out to see New Moon!

The bus apparently drifted off the road due to the overnight rains. Hmm, or maybe there was a little too much partying in the U.S.A. after the show?

Can you do the Kim Karashian? We’re not actually sure what Lil Flip means when he sings about that, but the famous Dash girl insists it’s not about getting a nose job, lip injections or butt implants!

Once again, Star is throwing digs at the Kardashian clan posting before and after shots of Kim’s supposed surgery to make her nose and lips smaller but Kim’s calling it bullshit!

“Why would someone want smaller lips?! LOL” the reality star asks on her website.

Kim claims Star published a photo of her when she was “about 15 lbs heavier than the second photo! Your face always looks different when you lose weight, plus with the contouring on my nose it gives the illusion of a thinner nose. I actually think my nose looks smaller in the first pic than it does in the second. It’s ridiculous… it’s all about the makeup and the angle from which the photo was taken!”

Though she denies having a little work done, Kim openly admits it’s “no secret” that she contours her nose to make a “bump go away.”

Makeup can certainly do wonders for some people. You’d never really know with Kim though considering she even gets all dolled up to hit the gym!

“I guess it’s a compliment to my makeup artist that he does such a good job contouring my nose that it appears smaller,” she adds. “But hey, Star mag thinks it looks smaller… yay! My dream come true, hahaha!”

Sometimes we can’t stand Kim’s whiny ass but one great thing about her and her sissies is that they’re always able to laugh off the haters!

Every year, one lucky Victoria’s Secret angel gets to strut her stuff in a bra worth millions. This year, Marisa Miller gets to walk the runway in $3 million worth of diamonds.

“It’s like being a princess, but you know, having a bra,” Miller told Usmagazine.com backstage on Thursday, before the show in New York City. “Wearing it on the runway is such an honor.”

Other angels to wear the pricey piece include Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima. This year’s bra is covered in 150 carats of stones, including one 16-carat heart-shaped stone, designed by Damiani.

And while it all seems like a dream come true, Miller unfortunately did not get to keep it.

“I don’t get to keep the bra, but I’m like, can I get a discount or something?” Miller joked to Us.

Miller’s fellow Angel, Klum, was not expected to walk in the show since recently welcoming her daughter, Lou. However, in addition to her hosting duties, Klum surprised everyone by hitting the catwalk!

“I don’t know what happened last year ­- like what they were feeding [models] at the Craft Service table? A lot of girls got pregnant,” Miller says. “It surprised everybody!”

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs Dec. 1 on CBS.

Get excited boys…

Last night in Chicago, all eyes and cameras were supposed to be on the premiere of The Twilight Saga: New moon. However, Oprah instantly snagged all attention after it was released that her show will soon be coming to an end.

This morning, a mournful Oprah announced that her show will come to a close in 2011, saying, “after much prayer and months of careful thought, I have decided that next season,” her 25th, “will be the last season of the Oprah Winfrey Show.”

Oprah admitted that in September of 1986, she was “beyond excited” when her show was first nationally televised. Yet, “I never would have imagined the yellow brick road of blessings” that the popular show has brought her. Now, a multibillionaire, Oprah’s holdings also include a magazine and an upcoming cable network.

Tearfully, Oprah announced to her audience, “you have enriched my life beyond all measure.”

“You have all invited me into your lives,” she continued. “We’ve grown together. I want you all to know that my relationship with you is one that I hold very dear. Your trust in me, your sharing your precious time with me . . . has brought me the greatest joy that I have ever known.”

And to put all rumors and speculations aside, Oprah explained why she’s made this momentous decision.

“25 years feels right in my bones and my spirit. It’s the perfect number, the exact right time.”

With a final promise that her concluding season will “knock your socks off,” she exclaimed, “the countdown to the end of the Oprah Winfrey Show starts now. I am going to soak up every beautiful, joyful moment with you.”

Well this really does mark the end of an era. Oprah, we truly will cherish and enjoy every last episode.

On Thursday night, AT&T hosted a premiere event for the advanced screening and release of New Moon. For over a week, AT&T campaigned with Chicago radio stations to grant nearly 200 listeners the opportunity to see a sneak preview of the film before its midnight release. Additionally, they hosted a meet-and-greet party at their 70 W. Madison store for select fans to come meet and take pictures with Christian Serratos who plays Angela in the films.

The Boots Girls were lucky enough to snag an advanced look at the film, as well as have the opportunity to sit down with Christian and get the dish on the Twilight Saga and some of its most fascinating characters. And while the movie lived up to our expectations, Miss Serratos fell a little flat.

At the age of 19, you’d think working on one of Hollywood’s biggest flicks with some of the hottest names in show business would put you over the edge in excitement and gratitude. Not to mention, working side-by-side with Robert Pattinson would be any tweens’ dream.

However, Christian seemed less than enthusiastic about her role, the upcoming release, or the saga in general. In fact when we asked if she jumped on the Twilight bandwagon before she was cast in the film she simply replied, “no. I’d never heard of them and had no idea what they were even about.” Fortunately, when asked if since filming she’d enjoyed the series she said, “well yea, I did my homework.”

Chrisitan already wrapped filming on the third movie, Eclipse and says that unlike the past two releases, this one is expected to debut before the usual November 20 release. However, she was in the dark entirely about when filming is to begin for Breaking Dawn, the final book in the saga.

Additionally, she was completely quiet and unwilling to offer any information regarding the Rob and Kristen Stewart romance debacle. We asked specifically on their personal relationship and interaction, and Christian replied, “everyone on the set is close. Whether it’s a romantic, or friendly, or family-like relationship we’re always together so we’ve become a tight group. As for Rob and Kristen, you can’t really say anything unless you’re one of the parties involved.” We continued to pry saying, so you never noticed anything more than platonic? She gave us an annoyed blank stare.

Not only did Christian present us with an aggravated demeanor, she had the class and audacity to whip out her bitchin’ side-kick mid-interview. Whether she was expecting a call, or checking to see how much longer the interview would last, we realized this was our cue to quit it. The cherry on top?! Little Miss Serratos was too preoccupied to pose for any last pictures. No offense girlfriend, but with your bland performance, you should take advantage of any and every photo opportunity presented… just a helpful hint.

Aside from Serratos and her weak attitude, the Boots Girls were over excited about catching the advanced screening of the film. For all you Twilight Saga fans out there who couldn’t catch the midnight screening, get excited, because the movie definitely lived up to our expectations.

The director, Chris Weitz, kept the story line almost completely parallel to the book (we only noticed one slight addition), as well as maintaining a uniformity to the filming technique director, Catherine Hardwicke portrayed in the first film. Additionally, all the characters were both riveting and entertaining from beginning to end. Finally, one of our major concerns was the transition from boy to werewolf, fearing a lack of reality, but rest assured, the shifts were portrayed perfectly.

Last but not least, all you Edward fans beware. Once you see Taylor Lautner’s bulging body in the buff there’s no doubt your gonna switch to Team Jacob. As true Edward team members, we’re not afraid to admit our loyalty was lost. Sorry Eddie, maybe you’ll get it back in Eclipse!

Cherish the next two years of The Oprah Winfrey because the bitch is moving out!

Tim Bennett, the president of Harpo, Oprah’s production company, has announced that the show will go off the air.

“Tomorrow, Oprah will announce live on The Oprah Winfrey Show that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in television history,” the statement read. “The sun will set on the Oprah show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011.”

Maybe now she’ll have more time to focus on working out?!

It appears that Michael Lohan is putting an end to his childish ways and actually acting like a real dad for once!

Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with her estranged father took a turn for the worse on Nov. 4, when he released a series of recorded phone conversations he had with Lindsay and her mother, Dina.

After getting slammed for the malicious act, Michael says, “I will not release another audiotape about Lindsay,” he tells Life & Style, claiming he leaked the tapes only to encourage Lindsay to seek help for her drug and alcohol addiction.

“I did it because I wanted Lindsay to know how I felt when I heard that tape. When I get a phone call at 2, 3, 4 or 5 in the morning from my daughter and she’s in dire straits, I get very concerned,” he explains.

This family is dumb as shit. Did he honestly think exposing her hot-mess ass would help the situation? That’s like Lind’s thinking Samantha Ronson is actually going to respond to her Tweets! Yeah, only when pigs f*cking fly!

Despite recent rumors, teenyboppers Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are still banging each-other!

A friend of the couple laughs off the new National Enquirer story entitled “Zac and Vanessa Finished — she just doesn’t know it yet” insisting that the couple are very much still in love, according to Usmagazine.com.

“They spent months together up in Vancouver, where they are both filming movies.”

“Things are going well with them,” the source continued. “They are happy.”

Guess we’ll have to wait for another set of nudes before it’s over…

Everyone in the world has probably seen Pamela Anderson’s sex tape with ex-hubby Tommy Lee by now… well except for their two sons!

After the 2006 release of Borat — a comedy that poked fun of the couple’s steamy sexcapade — Anderson was forced to tell her kids about their home video that leaked to the Internet in 1998.

In an interview with British talk show host Jeremy Kyle, the former Playboy star opens up about the day she sat the boys down to talk about the dirty deed.

“I knew kids were going to watch the film and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and they’re that age and, you know, people are going start saying things,” she said regarding her appearance in Sasha Baron Cohen’s hit flick.

“I just said, ‘Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going hear about something at school,’” she recalled.

Uhh, or stumble upon it on the Internet when they Google their famous parents!

In the interview, which airs Thursday in the UK, Anderson dished out the lies when talking about the days in which she “dabbled” in drugs like cocaine.

“Well, I’ve tried it and I don’t like it,” she said. “I’m completely hyper and it actually doesn’t work for me.”

Anderson also claims to have taken a break from her alchy ways and hasn’t “had a drink in a month.”

“Champagne — sometimes I’ll drink it and I’ll get a little crazy, doing back flips and, you know, wrestling people on the floor, but I’m taking a break right now,” she said. “My friend calls it ‘detox so you can retox.’”

She must’ve given up the alcohol AFTER we saw her hot-mess ass in Indiana!

On a recent episode of Gossip Girl three characters, including newcomer Hilary Duff had an infamous threesome that even they can’t stop talking about!

“We had fun,” Jessica Szohr, who plays Vanessa on the show, told Usmagazine.com at an album preview party for costar Leighton Meester in NYC Tuesday.

However, Jessica admits that when first presented with the idea, she wasn’t entirely on board.

“We got emails from the network explaining how it was going to be done, so I was a little nervous,” she said.

But how did her costars react to filming the scene?

“Penn is really easy to work with and very professional and [so is] Hilary,” Jessica explains. “We just went with it and tried to make it as easy as possible.”

Additionally, Jessica dished on the advertisers who created the “3SOME” promos that caused a stir among the Parents Television Council and almost required the episode to be canceled.

“Our show is very good at getting people to talk about the stuff that’s going to come out, so as advertisers, I think they did a good job,” she told Us. “Hopefully people liked it and had fun watching it.”

Well, it definitely caught our attention! Regardless of it’s inappropriate nature, the show was hot and provocative… exactly what hit teen shows strive for. You know you love it… xoxo.

Breaking News! Nicole Richie just checked herself into a Los Angeles hospital for pneumonia!

The star’s rep tells Usmagazine.com, “Nicole has checked into Ceders Sinai where she is being treated for pneumonia. She is doing well.”

Unfortunately, due to her severe illness, Nicole had to bow out of the Nov. 10 launch of her House of Harlow jewelry, being retailed at Bebe stores in L.A.

Get well soon Nicole!

On Tuesday night, Lifestyle Guru and Celebrity fashion police officer Steve Kemble made an appearance at Water Tower to highlight the latest fashion trends and gift giving ideas for the holiday season.

The Boots Girls were lucky enough to sit down with him to get the latest dish on fashion, celebrity gossip, upcoming projects, and the secret details behind the American Music Awards airing this Sunday!

Steve Kemble isn’t a name you naturally recognize upon hearing it announced. However, this man, who calls himself ”America’s Sassiest Lifestyle Guru” has more to offer than many of the household names Chicago brings in. Although his warm demeanor and contagious charisma convince you that the man doesn’t have a single mean bone in his body, turns out, he is one of the reoccurring fashion police that rate the catastrophes in the back of Us Weekly. And while his comments are already jaw dropping, Steve reveals, “you should read the comments we don’t get to print… ha!”

Not only does Steve work in the fashion industry, but he also indulges in several event planning projects, most often involving weddings! In fact, he just won TLC’s Battle of the Wedding Planners and was granted the opportunity to plan one couples’ special day.

However, he doesn’t find passion from one genre. Instead, he claims he is ”into lifestyle as a whole. I want people to have lifestyle with low stress,” he exclaims.

When we found out, that Steve was the Red Carpet correspondent for the American Music Awards to air on Sunday, we couldn’t wait to get his dish on little miss Lady Gaga. To our surprise, it was his biggest excitement as well!

He said he was sincerely interested in seeing all the performance rehearsals, which begin Thursday morning. However, he shyly admitted, ”the thing I am most excited about is… Lady Gaga, is rehearsing at 8am on Saturday morning! Who did she anger?!”

We couldn’t help but share his amusement and curiosity on that unfortunate event scheduling for Lady Gaga. ”They’re like you don’t have to go to that one, and I was like oh no, I will be there at 7am! Lady Gaga at 8am?!!! Is that not the best?! Oh, my alarm is set for 5am!” he laughed.

Beyond the humor though, he did indulge his opinion on Lady Gaga and her sense of what few consider style. Although it’s not a look us Boots Girls would sport, we agree that Lady Gaga has become more than an ongoing joke, but rather a fashion icon. And Steve agrees! ”I think that she is a fashionista! Unfortunately a lot of people in the fashion industry have put her in the category of costume. Katy Perry has the same dilemma.”

Some of the other dirt he gave us regarding the show?! Well, he wasn’t shy about showing off the list of performers for the award ceremony, and the list was nothing short of exceptional. Musicians that range over decades, from Whitney Houston to Adam Lambert, everyone great from every genre will be on stage. Jennifer Lopez will be performing.. with 64 performers on stage with her at once! Steve joked that with that many people, we’ll be thinking to ourselves, ”where’s J Lo?!” We couldn’t help but agree!

Finally, because Steve too specializes in celebrity gossip (he does a show on CBS Radio), he shared with us his latest story on the Fergie and Josh Duhamel drama. He says that they are currently going through marriage counseling, and that recently right before her Saturday Night Live performance, Fergie threw a fit in the shows green room. Apparently she walked in, only to find numerous copies of the latest People magazine strewn about the room. The cover story? Josh’s affair. We never support celebrity melt downs, but when you are expected to perform on live television, how can you go into it after witnessing and reliving those unfortunate issues?!
Steve says now, it’s important for Josh to be seen everywhere with his wife, and is curious to see if he’ll be there to support her performance at Sunday night’s event.

It was such a pleasure to meet with Steve and learn all he had to offer. From lifestyle suggestions, to top-notch celebrity gossip, this sassy man has really got it goin on! Not to mention, as a celebrity stylist, he complimented our clothes and accessories giving him two really big windy city thumbs-up! Come back whenever you want Steve, we’ll always save you a room at the Peninsula Hotel!

Miley Cyrus won’t be rushing to the theater on Friday to see New Moon!

Unlike most kids her age, the teen pop star is not an obsessed Twilight fan and is actually quite annoyed by the craze!

“I’ve never seen it and nor will I ever,” said recently during an interview with Cleveland radio station Q92.

Remember, Miley’s never heard a Jay-Z song and doesn’t like pop music… yet it’s what she sings! Girl certainly has a mouthful of bullshit to say lately!

What is it that turns her away from the movie?

“I don’t believe in it,” she says. “I don’t like vampires. … I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I don’t like it. I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it.”

While most of Miley’s fans will be lining up for the midnight showings of New Moon, she says, “I feel really lame because everyone’s, like, so excited.”

Like, totally! It’s only like the most anticipated movie of the year, duh!

“I’m like, ‘Don’t even talk about it,” she continues.

Funny, that’s exactly what we say when some lame-o mentions Hannah Montana!

Ryan O’Neal says he’s not bitter about being left out of Farrah Fawcett’s will!

Though he considered her the love of his life, girl left him diddly-squat! Uhh, maybe the feelings weren’t all that mutual?

Fawcett — who died of cancer in June at 62 — left the couple’s only child together, Redmond Fawcett O’Neal, $4.5 million, ex-lover Gregory Lawrence Lott $100,000, as well as $500,000 to her nephew, Gregory Walls and $500,00 to her father, James Fawcett.

Damn! An ex-lover gets a hefty chunk of change while the man who sat by her dying bedside got jack-shit!

In a statement, O’Neal tells Usmagazine.com: “Farrah’s and my relationship was based on a deep love and respect for one another and for our son Redmond. After discussing how her financial affairs would be handled in the event of her passing, we agreed that our son Redmond would be the primary beneficiary of her estate. These were Farrah’s wishes and I am perfectly happy with them.”

That makes a ton of sense! Leave millions of dollars to the troubled drug addictive son! Not to be harsh or anything, but Farrah clearly must’ve been delusional prior to her time of death!

It’s been a rough week for Aaron Carter! His dancing dreams were shattered after getting the boot from Dancing With the Stars and now the former pop star owes the government a million dollars!

Carter — who thought he had the DWTS in the bag — continues to fail at life and now owes $1,010,635.08 in back taxes going back to 2003, L.A. County records show.

“We have made a demand for payment of this liability, but it remains unpaid,” the papers state, according to Entertainment Tonight.

A rep for Carter wasn’t immediately available for comment. Yeah, probably because they’re still consoling his cry baby ass after last week’s DWTS elimination!

Looks like Mr. AC should refrain from hitting up the local corner for drugs and hookers and pay the f*ck up!

Academy Award-nominated and Emmy Award-winning comedian, Dan Aykroyd stopped in the Windy City Monday to kick of the Chicago launch of his new vodka, Crystal Head!

The man known for his LOLs hosted the launch party for Crystal Head at one of the hottest joints in the city, Market Restaurant and Sports Bar, which proved to be quite a success!

Aykroyd interacted with party goers by posing with fans and even playing bartender behind Market’s posh bar for a while!

Next time we’re at the bar we’ll definitely give Crystal Head a try because damn, we sure do love our vodka!

Photo Credit: Alejandro Marin

America’s real-life barbie, Julianne Hough is taking time away from Dancing With the Stars to focus on other projects!

“I’m not [going back] next season,” she said in an interview on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. “But I love that show.”

She’s yet to decide whether or not she’ll return to the show in the future.

“We’re going to cross that bridge when we get to that,” Hough told Seacrest.

While taking a break from dancing, Hough plans to dedicate her time focusing on her film career, which includes the upcoming Footloose with Gossip Girl hottie, Chase Crawford. In addition, the 21-year-old also recently began shooting the musical Burlesque opposite Christina Aguilera.

“I’m completely battered and bruised,” Hough said. “It looks like I’ve got rug burn all over my body!”

Looks like our favorite dancing star has a lot of exciting things on her plate, which is probably helping her to cope with her break-up with Chuck Wicks. Luckily, they’ve managed to stay friends.

“He’s great,” she said. “He’s amazing.”

This girl truly is a triple threat!

Lindsay Lohan went into hysterics a few weeks ago after getting handed a bill for stealing bottles of alcohol!

LiLo and her sticky fingers were partying at the Crown Bar in Los Angeles, Nov. 6 and according to an eyewitness, caused quite a scene when she flipped out and went into straight-up alcoholic mode!

“Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown,” says the source. “She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit card information.”

Girl hasn’t had a real job in months yet thinks she’s the queen of Los Angeles! The hot-mess left the club around 2:30 a.m., and the sources says, “She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!’”

Hmm, we imagine her nose began to bleed shortly after!

Women beater Chris Brown says he’s not ready to get back into the dating scene just yet!

“I’ve been kinda chillin’,” he tells MTV News. “I mean, I’m Chris Brown. I’m not saying it like that, but it’s just, like, girls are gonna be around. I love women. But I would say I’ve just been chillin’. I haven’t really been trying to get into a relationship or trying to date anybody. I’ve just kinda been working on me. Like I said, just really getting me straight.”

Uhh, what woman in her right mind would be lining up to date this fool?! It’s obvious that Breezy’s still in love with his former punching bag anyway!

Word of advice to Chris’ future flings… never question suspicious incoming texts on his cell phone unless you want him to bite you like he’s Edward f*cking Cullen. If he did it to Rihanna, he’ll do it to you too!

Are Janet Jackson and former longtime boyfriend Jermaine Dupri on the verge of getting back together?

Uhh, not so much. Despite rumors of reconciliation, Jackson STILL referred to Dupri as her “ex” in a recent interview with Atlanta’s The Bert Show.

BF to BFF?!

“I’m not the type of girl that stays in touch with your ex like that,” Jackson said.

“Jermaine is one of my best friends,” she said in a sleepy voice. “I love him to death. We’re still connected. We’re still good friends. We still talk.”

We wonder why he’s an exception?! Dude couldn’t even make it to her brother’s funeral! That doesn’t sound like a true BFF to us!

“We’re there for one another,” Jackson said of Dupri. “I think it will remain that way for the rest of my life.”

Yeah, he’s really there for you alright…

E!’s newest reality star, Shayne Lamas just upped her fame by getting arrested for DUI!

The 24-year-old reportedly got a new set of bracelets slapped on her wrists and was taken into custody on suspicion of DUI charges just after 1 a.m. Saturday in Venice, California.

“Early Saturday morning, after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home with complete confidence of passing,” Lamas tells E! News. “However, the breathalyzer indicated that I was over the legal limit of blood alcohol content and was arrested onsite. I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment. I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself.”

One drink? Yeah, riiiiight! That’s what they all say.

The Leave It To Lamas and former Bachelor star is due in court Dec. 9 for the misdemeanor charge.

Celebrities seriously have to be some of the dumbest people to ever live! They have all the money in the world… why not hire a driver or pay for a freakin’ cab instead of getting behind the wheel?

Congratulations, Shayne! You just joined the likes of Lindsay, Mischa, and Paris! Now that’s something to put on your resume!

Just kidding, just kidding. But definitely too drunk to interview!

Enclave Chicago proved to be the happening spot this weekend as it attracted a slew of drunken celebrities…

The Boots Girls stopped by the club’s Little Black Dress Cocktail Party Saturday in hopes to talk with The Hills’ star before he began his hosting duties!

Unfortunately, Brody arrived — beer in hand — just after midnight with his entourage of no name buddies — Taylor Mosher AKA “T” and his assistant Ben — and cheesed it up on red carpet posing with a few lucky fans.

Brody — who appeared too smiley for his own good — clearly pre-gamed with his buddies before hitting Enclave! The guys were all over the place and mumbling random shit to each other!

A little bummed that we didn’t get to interview our second favorite Brody of the world (first being our little fur-ball of course), The Boots Girls were able to get close enough to smell Mr. Jenner’s awful beer breath!

The one thing we learned from the night? Our dog Brody and the real Brody Jenner certainly do have a lot in common! Good looks, bad breath, and bitches truly do love them!

Also at Enclave Saturday: J. Lo’s ex, Cris Judd, Wade Robson, who’s been blamed for Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake’s breakup, and Mia Michaels.

What’s with Twilight cast members keeping the details regarding their love-life on the DL?

You’re Hollywood stars now kids, everyone wants to and will know your business!

Following in the path of his co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz — who plays Emmett Cullen — continues to deny dating 90210 starlet AnnaLynne McCord.

Though the rumored couple were spotted during the summer dining in Montauk, New York and secret rendezvous-ing in San Diego, they were said to have split mid-October, according to Us Weekly.

When asked Monday on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show if he and McCord are still together, Lutz denied their entire relationship!

“Oh. No. Never have been,” he said. “I’ve known her for six years, and we met again on the set [of 90210], but we shot Abercrombie [catalogs] way back in the day.”

He said “she’s single, and I’m very much single.”

Both single, and not together, yet photographers caught them kissing in Los Angeles Oct. 26? We smell bullshit!

When it comes to his love life, “I don’t really think about who I want to date,” Lutz said. “I kind of fall into situations, and then I’m like ‘Oh, I’m dating you now.’”

Just like you fell into that kiss a few weeks ago?

The Boots Girls are determined get to the bottom of this during Kellan’s stop in Chicago this week!

Want the deets regarding Brooke Hogan’s drunken night at Chicago hotspot Enclave? Here goes…

The reality star — who wrote her drunken weekend off as “work” — arrived to the club “in an utter state of hot drunken mess-ness!”

We thought that was for Brooke’s haggard mom Linda onstage impersonating her own daughter!

Even though Hogan’s appearance was totally unexpected, at around 2 a.m. she gave clubgoers an “an impromptu drunken performance” and supposedly took the stage like a “pro, or the way most celebrities that actually get paid for appearances do.”

Brooke could give a shit about a few dolla bills ya’ll! All she cares about is denying the headlines regarding her drunk-ass the next day!

Sources said blondie was “hollywood style drunk” and everyone in the club knew it. Keep denying it, Brooke… you aren’t fooling us!

Photo Credit: Nick Aleck — Future Nostalgia Photos

Sarah Palin appeared on today’s Oprah Winfrey Show where she was not afraid to share her opinion of Levi Johnston’s “aspiring porn” career, referring to it as “a bit heartbreaking.”

The former Alaska governor continued, saying “I believe he goes by the name Ricky Hollywood now… He’s quite busy with the media tours.. That’s Levi’s gig right now.”

However, she did lighten up a bit when she noted that Johnston will “forever be the father of this beautiful baby [grandson Tripp],” reports ETOnline.

Additionally, Palin had said that Johnston would be welcome to the Palin table for Thanksgiving, but he was having nothing of it.

“You could tell by her laugh she was full of it,” he reportedly told Playgirl on Friday. The idea was “a nice gesture but she didn’t mean it,” he added, saying that Thanksgiving day with the family would be “awkward.”

Also in the interview, Palin noted how “devastated” and “embarrassed” daughter Bristol was by the media coverage of her teenage pregnancy. “I was naive to think that the media would leave my kids alone,” she admitted to Winfrey.

Well we don’t know what’s more embarrassing… the fact that she was pregnant at such a young age and it was all over the media, or the fact that her baby’s daddy is an aspiring nude model! Yikes… that poor poor girl.

Instead of pounding O-Bomb shots, Jillian Harris and her fiance Ed Swiderski spent their weekend with some furry friends!

The Bachelorette couple attended PAWS Chicago Fur Ball (AKA a pet-friendly black tie gala) at The Drake Hotel Friday night and were accompanied by two fabulous bitches!

Since Ed has yet to buy Jillian her own little fur-ball, they had to borrow two dogs from their building for the event! Ed’s bad-ass friend is Bosley, a 14-month-old Swiss Mountain dog and Duke, who’s mommy is Marissa, can be spotted in Jilly’s bag.

The couple certainly do know how to please their furry friends! Bosley’s momma said Jillian and Ed treated him to a pedi and even bought him a new bow-tie!

Hey Ed, the holidays are approaching… what kind of puppy are you gonna surprise Jillian with?!

Although it seemed that the Scream series had come to a close years ago, it looks like Courtney Cox Arquette and hubby David Arquette are back on the set for round four!

The Cougar Town star says she’s excited about returning to the horror genre in Scream 4. “There are really only a few of us that survived,” says Cox.

Back in 1996 was when the first Scream movie came out, and when Cox and Arquette were first introduced.

The two will reprise their roles as news reporter Gale Weathers, and nerdy sherrif, Dwight “Dewey” Riley, reports Fox News. Neve Campbell will also be returning to the set as the infamous Sidney Prescott.

When asked about rumors that claimed Dewey and Gale would be killed off at the beginning of the film, Cox simply shrugged them off.

“They’re probably back living in Woodsboro,” Cox said referring to the small California town that was the setting of the first film. “I think that he’s probably still deputy, and I’ve had a lot of kids. I don’t know. I’m probably miserable, and then I’m sure a lot of murdering will happen.”

On Saturday night, the cast of Saturday Night Live performed a skit mocking Kathie Lee Gifford and her bizarre antics on the Today Show’s fourth hour. Unfortunately, Kathie found nothing about it funny.

In the spoof, Kristen Wiig, played Kathie as a tipsy cohost, poking fun at her “Everyone Has a Story” segment, where Kathie salutes ordinary people who have accomplished extraordinary tasks.

Kathie’s character began singing in the skit which upset members of the Black Eyed Peas (who made a cameo), causing Fergie to throw a haymaker, Apl.de.ap to drop an elbow, and Taboo beat her with a shoe!

Kathie looked uncomfortable and unhappy as she watched the clip on Monday morning.

“Everyone seems to enjoy it … but I don’t think it’s that funny,” she said.

She even got upset when her cohost, Hoda Kotb remarked that Wiig could carry a tune, which she clearly did not agree with. “Oh, it’s OK to beat the crud out of me, that’s fine,” Gifford said. “But when I say I’m sorry, the woman can’t sing’ – that’s a problem for you people?!”

She added, “I think I’m going to sue [Wiig] for ruining my song!”

Before the segment ended, Kathie took a shot at Wiig, remarking “Can’t she get another job?” she asked. “Go off and do something else?”

Geeze Kathie… lighten up!

Just this morning, Heidi Montag and her douche bag hubby Spencer Pratt were expected to appear on NBC’s The Today Show to promote their new book, How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.

However, the demented duo never made it on camera to promote their lame book or rematch with Al Roker!

“Due to a change in the show’s schedule, we had to cancel the interview with Spencer and Heidi Pratt,” a rep from the show told Usmagazine.com.

Earlier this year, when the couple initially appeared on the program, Al made Heidi cry with his harsh questions. Not only that, but he straight up told Spencer that people think he acts like a “jerk.”

After the interview, Al continued to bash the pair on Twitter, saying, “Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for…being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we’re at minute 11 of their 15.”

No worries about the book promotion guys… it’s not like anyone was gonna read it anyways! Sorry, but who is going to look to the most obnoxious couple in Hollywood for advice on how to be famous? We’re guessing it reads, “get plastic surgery and act like a douche bag…” Thanks, but no thanks.

Uh, hmmmm…douche or debonair move?! We can’t decide. More to come…

Maybe our source mistook “work” for working it!

After a few too many cocktails, girl insisted on getting on stage to sing a song! (We HOPE someone took video!) We’d be a train wreck drowning our sorrows in booze too if we had a Daddy O who liked to rub our asses down in tanning oil. Eek!

More to come Monday!

There appears to have been quite a scuffle between a certain autograph seeker and 50 Cent’s bodyguard during the rapper’s stop in Chicago Monday!

50 Cent — who’s real name is Curtis Jackson — walked the red carpet at AMC’s River East Monday evening for the premiere of his movie, Before I Self Destruct.

Following the screening, 50 Cent and his entourage of security headed their way out of the theater to be greeted by fans and of course, those persistent autograph hounds!

Though he may be a straight-up gangsta fo sho, 50 was willing to sign and show love for his peeps… his bodyguard, not so much! Shortly after autograph dude approached the rap-star, his bodyguard stepped in, grabbed homeboy’s poster, and threw it to the ground!

The pissed-off autograph seeker apparently wasn’t too intimidated by 50’s bodyguard and yelled, “What the f*ck! I want my poster!” a source close to The Boots Girls explains.

Oh no he didn’t!

The bodyguard clearly wasn’t having that shit when he grabbed dude by the chin and pushed his ass away! The disgruntled autograph feene snapped back by dropping the N-Bomb! A dirty one at that!

Lesson learned to white dudes. Don’t antagonize gangstas (and their posse) who have been shot nine times!

In fear that she might be dubbed the next Kanye West, country singer Wynonna Judd is apologizing for her earlier remarks about Country Music’s Entertainer of the Year, Taylor Swift!

Judd released an apology via her website Thursday that read, “I understand that my comment… came across as a negative statement. My intent was not to take anything away from her talent and contributions to the country music industry…all of which are truly unprecedented for an artist of ANY age.”

Judd slammed Swift on Wednesday prior to the award show when she told USA Today that the 19-year-old’s nomination was “too much, too soon… Time is God’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. It’s just too much of a good thing soon… I want kids to earn it.”

The country star adds, “Taylor is a beautiful, hard working young woman that deserves the success she has had and I support her as an artist and as a woman in the business.”

On Wednesday night Conan O’Brien and William Shatner performed a skit that mocked tweets sent by professional pants-dropper Levi Johnston.

Unfortunately, Thursday morning O’Brien awoke to some startling news. “Apparently the tweets that we read were counterfeit,” he said. “They were written by a clever impostor posing as the witty Levi Johnston. And the real Levi is very angry with us now.”

So, on Thursday’s Tonight Show, Conan made a formal apology to Johnston for “misrepresenting him in any way”. He stated, “I’d like to personally apologize to Levi Johnston and his lawyer and publicist for misrepresenting him in any way.”

Additionally, he invited Shatner back out to recite what Conan called “verified” quotes from the real Johnston, as spoken-word poetry!

This poor kid will never catch a break…

Lamar Odom apparently doesn’t have patience and is in a rush to do everything!

Odom — who married Khloe Kardashian after only one month — says he’s already ready to make babies!

In their first televised interview together, the newlyweds sat down with Chelsea Handler and Odom told the late night host that his wife would be pregnant “soon.”

Who’s he kidding? Dude’s probably just into the act of baby making… he doesn’t want to be changing any dirty diapers just yet!

Do the Odom’s want to start a family right away?

“I do!” Odom said.

Damn! This guy needs to slow down and just enjoy life for awhile! There’s plenty of time for kids… plus, Khloe is still one herself!

While her family reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashian, comes back to E! this weekend, Khloe and her hubby aren’t denying the possibility of a future newlyweds type show.

“Ryan [Seacrest] has been talking to us about it.,” she says. “I mean, right now, we have so much going on, but we don’t know. We’ve got to get through the holidays, and then we’ll discuss it again after that.”

That ought to really piss Kim off!

Recently, NBC’s Law & Order used a plot point that stemmed from all the Jon and Kate Gosselin drama. Their inspiration this week? David Letterman’s alleged extortion sex scandal!

NBC execs recently revealed to Access Hollywood they had actually started plotting a similar story at the time Letterman revealed the sexcapades that lead to his $2 million extortion plot by CBS producer Robert “Joe” Halderman.

“We were already working on a blackmail story that’s somewhat more violent,” Executive Producer Rene Balcer told Access in early October. “And who knows? This one may add a spin to the story we’re working on.”

According to a just-released casting notice, the episode will revolve around a well-known female celebrity talk show host who engaged in “a series of short-lived affairs with some of the employees on the show and up until now has managed to keep them off the radar.” Later, a blackmailer asks the host for $3 million.

The in-the-works episode does not have an air date yet.

Just last month, Halderman entered a not guilty plea to the extortion charges in New York City.

So bizarre that the off-the-wall story lines portrayed on Law and Order are beginning to stem from real life events!

In an interview with 20/20’s Diane Sawyer airing tonight on ABC, Rihanna recalls the night Chris Brown played punching bag with her face and then took a bite out of her like she were a freakin’ burger!

At the time of the attack, Rihanna tells Sawyer that her then boyfriend was “blank” and “blacked out.”

As in blacked out from a little powder and liquid courage?

“It wasn’t the same person that says I love you. It was not those … eyes,” the singer says. “He had no soul in his eyes. Just blank… He was clearly blacked out. There was no person when I looked at him.”

Remembering back to that brutal night, Rihanna explains that Brown put her in headlock twice and then bit her ears and fingers! Was Breezy on some vampire shit?!

Though Chris has tried to apologize numerous times, Rihanna can’t find it in heart to fully forgive him and we don’t blame her!

“I just said to him, ‘I can’t do this.’ I resented him,” she says. “I always put the tough face on and try to, I can do anything face, and just try to play it off. But he knew.”

Rihanna even lied to Chris to avoid future beat-downs!

“He kept asking me, ‘You hate me, don’t you?’” she says. “And I would lie and I would say, ‘No, no.’ And… I did hate him. Everything about him annoyed me.”

The question boggling everyone’s mind is why she reunited with him in Miami at Diddy’s crib. Today, the singer calls the reunion a mistake and realizes she was blinded by love.

“I went through a host of emotions,” she tells Sawyer. “It was confusing for me. I was still attached by love. But I wasn’t thinking about the reality of the situation.”

Why has it taken Rihanna eight months to speak publicy on the incident? Is it simply a publicity stunt for her new album, Rated R, to be released Nov. 23? The singer explains…

“I knew I had to do this in order to move on for me and in order for my fans to move on with me because it would always be a question in their mind,” she explains. “I don’t want that five years from now every time they see Rihanna, they think of Chris Brown beating me. That’s not who I am. It’s just one thing that happened to me.”

When it comes to fashion Sarah Jessica Parker likes a classy and refined look. However, her sense of smell is a little less tasteful…

“I love the smell of diapers,” she tells the December issue of Elle magazine.

Since the arrival of her twin daughters, Loretta and Tabitha, SJP has been on double diaper duty, but she doesn’t even mind!

“I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good,” she says, adding that she even says she loves “the smell of Balmex,” a diaper rash cream.

Parker also talks about how she, and husband, Matthew Broderick, considered several options when deciding to expand their family.

“I knew there would be lots of opinions about, ‘Well, why didn’t you adopt? Why didn’t you do this? Why didn’t you do that?’ and the truth of the matter is, it wasn’t one or the other for us,” she tells Elle. “We had explored, and continue to explore all options, and this one just happened first. This isn’t the period at the end of the sentence.”

Well we have no opinion on their choice of family expansion but we’re happy to hear that SJP is so happy being a new mommy! Congrats on the beautiful family guys!

Khloe Kardashian is blaming love for her recent weight gain!

The reality star — who lost 25 pounds before meeting Lamar Odom in September — has become a little less health conscious since tying the knot.

“I stopped my QuickTrim diet for a little bit around the time I met Lamar,” she tells E! News. “I was so in love, and I was at my perfect weight, and I didn’t want to do it anymore. Since marriage, I’ve gained about five pounds.”

Girl should’ve googled: Ways to avoid the ‘I’m in love!’ Weight Gain. It’s all there!

Khloe quickly realized the extra chunk that was building up on her bod, so needless to say, she’s back to her dieting ways!

“I am now back on my QuickTrim diet,” she says. “Lamar’s the candy man, and guess who eats all of the candy with him? So, I can eat the candy as long as I stick to working out and staying on QuickTrim. It feels good to be back on it.”

We think Khloe is FAB no matter what her body looks like! Girl has a better personality than her whole family combined!

The never ending Lohan drama continues!

As usual, Lindsay has taken to her Twitter page to slam dad Michael for releasing old phone conversations to the press!

“He’s a deadbeat dad. He’s disgusting to do this,” she wrote Thursday morning, noting, “he needs help.”

Uhh, he’s not the only one who needs help! Look in the mirror after you snort that line of coke, Linds!

Momma Dina is just as upset over the matter! Her dad’s phone-tape leaks Wednesday, Lindsay says “really hurts my mom for me and my siblings.”

It’s no surprise that Lindsay’s life is a complete mess! Even through all the glitz and glamour, she’s been living a screwed-up life since she was little!

She recalls the troubled home life and marriage between her parents, and says of her mom, “She blames herself for staying w/him for so long.”

Although they needed out from Michael, Lindsay begged Dina not to leave because “he always threatened to kill her if she did.”

In addition to the threats, Lindsay adds that her dad would often disappear for several days, “cheating on my mother” and “abusing substances.”

Maybe Michael should start blaming himself for Lindsay’s drug addictive personality!

Though Lindsay has fought to keep quiet in the past, she’s not holding back this time around.

She Tweets, “It’s sad that I even have to share this w/everyone, but I haven’t had a real relationship w/Michael Sr. In years… I just hope I can show others how to be strong through times and to be able to stand up for yourself and loved ones no matter what!”

Twitter may be a great tool for social networking but we highly doubt it’s going to fix the Lohan family drama!

No not in bed…

Khloe Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend and NBA star Rashad McCants claims that she faked their relationship for her reality show!

On last season’s Keeping Up With the Karashians, Khloe and her sister’s Kourtney and Kim insinuate that Rashad cheated on Khloe after Kim hacked into his voice mail discovering suggestive messages left for him by a female fan.

McCants is calling it bullshit! They “made the whole thing up!” because they didn’t have his phone number, he tells the New York Post’s Page Six.

He adds that Khloe “had already called it quits” in January, before the episode was even taped.

So we may have our doubts about Khloe and her new hubby Lamar Odom, but we’re not buying this douche bag’s story one bit! Ever notice that when a man gets called out on his bullshit he either 1. acts oblivious to the situation, 2. laughs it off, or 3. turns it around to put the blame on the girl! ASSHOLES. Period.

Even though their relationship is on the rocks, Jon Gosselin has already agreed to spend Thanksgiving with his semi-single girlfriend Hailey Glassman!

In a new interview with Entertainment Tonight Hailey explains that Jon’s estranged wife Kate will spend the holiday with the kids and her bodyguard Steve Neild.

So is Jon simply choosing his dumbass GF over his kids? Sounds more to us like he wasn’t allowed shared holidays!

“My family and I would never let him eat Thanksgiving dinner alone in an apartment,” says Hailey. “He’s coming to our house for Thanksgiving. I don’t care.”

That ought to be one gossip filled Thanksgiving dinner!

It’s only been a few days since Hailey Glassman and reality-TV dad Jon Gosselin decided to part ways… and to NO surprise, the trashy couple might possibly be back on!

Glassman took to her Twitter page Monday to address her current relationship status.

“Yes, I am semi-single, but definitely NOT YET ready to mingle,” she wrote. “I need some Hailey time and regroup myself and my life.”

Uhh, thanks for the update? Sorry hunnie, but we doubt there’s a line of guys waiting to be your next fling!

Jon also Tweeted yesterday before making a trip back home to spend time with the kids.

“Going home to see my kids,-excited, but i’ll miss Hailey,” he wrote. “She has made me realize I need to be an honest person/father for my kids.”

Hmm, reaching out to his loved ones via Twitter like his former BFF Michael Lohan? Hopefully he has better luck!

Umm, so is this equivalent to the ‘It’s complicated’ relationship status option on Facebook?!

The Kardashians are preparing to throw some punches!

Kim and Khloe Kardashian along with their brother Robert, stepfather Bruce Jenner, and sister Kourtney’s BF Scott Disick are gearing up for a charity boxing match in L.A. today!

We can only imagine the long line of haters that came out for the opportunity to knock out some of their favorite (or maybe least favorite?) reality stars!

“We actually got to see the people that we’re fighting the other day and Kim’s person scares me,” Khloe told KIIS-FM’s Ryan Seacrest Monday. “She’s jacked.”

Good thing Kim’s been laying off the cupcakes and getting her ass into shape over the past few months! Maybe she’ll actually have a chance of not getting absolutely demolished by this broad!

“I hope Scott wins, or it’s going to be embarrassing,” Khloe says of Kourt’s baby daddy. “He isn’t the best in the ring. He’s really concerned about his hair!”

Dude practically dresses in golfing attire daily… there’s no doubt in our minds that he’s about to get a severe ass whooping! They better have an ambulance on the premises…

Fans can catch the Kardashian Charity Knock Out on an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Proceeds from the charity event will benefit the Dream Foundation!

Rihanna is finally breaking her silence nine months after her ex-boyfriend brutally attacked her.

Rihanna sat down with Diane Sawyer in an interview scheduled to air Thursday on Good Morning America and on 20/20 on Friday.

Rihanna made it clear that domestic violence does not discriminate. It crosses ethnic, racial, generational, sexual orientation, religious and socioeconomic lines, and nearly one in three women will experience physical abuse in their lifetime.

“This happened to me. … It can happen to anyone,” the singer told Sawyer.

Rihanna says it was particularly difficult because - even though he kicked the shit out of her - she was still madly in love with him.

“He was definitely my first big love,” Rihanna said.

We’re glad Rihanna is turning her horrible experience into a positive by drawing awareness to domestic abuse. We have no doubt this will be healing for her, and she’ll come out a stronger person for it!

Move over Jon Gosselin — you’re not the only dad of eight!

Just call him Mel Plus Eight. Mel Gibson and his girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, gave birth to a baby girl Oct. 30, which has Gibson tallying in with eight kids now.

“Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson welcomed the arrival of a baby girl named Lucia on Friday, Oct. 30, at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles,” his rep released in a statement. “No further details are available at this time.”

This is the first child Gibson, 53, and the Russian musician, 39, have together.

Gibson divorced his wife of 28 years, Robyn, who he has six sons and one daughter with, in April.

Gibson clearly got his girlfriend knocked up before his divorce was finalized. Classy move.

After the constant turmoil in her life, Kate Gosselin says she is having trouble relying on anyone these days!

“[I trust] a very, very small group of people,” the reality star says in an interview airing Monday night on TLC.

Since her 10-year marriage deteriorated in front of the world, she admits that a lot of people she once considered her close friends have sold her out to the press.

“When you look around, and very close trusted people who would never cash you in, for lack of better words, and those people do that and people leave your house and tell completely different stories, you tend not to trust people,” she says.

Additionally in the interview, Kate says their eight children have become more introverted since she and estranged-husband, Jon Gosselin told them they were separating.

However, it’s clear that Jon is aware of the issues stemming from the divorce. On Sunday night, while speaking at a New York City synagogue, he apologized for the harm he has caused his family.

“I want to apologize to Kate in private for having public relationships, because if she had done that to me, I would have been pissed,” he said. “Looking back on it, it seems like a knife in the back.”

Uhh, ya think?! It’s nice to see the two are openly facing the turmoil caused by their divorce. Hopefully one day, they’ll be able to repair the relationships they once had with their friends and family… who knows though!

As of today, Taylor Swift’s self-titled album will spend its 157th week on Billboard’s Top 200 chart!

According to Billboard, the album, released back in October of 2006, has spent more weeks than any other album this decade.

Moreover, Taylor surpassed the 151-week chart life of Shania Twain’s Come On Over, making her disc the longest-charting album from a female country artist in the Nielsen SoundScan era.

Finally, Taylor will be performing later this week on the CMA Awards, where she is the youngest artist in history to be nominated for the organizations’ Entertainer of the Year Award.

You go girl!!!

Since their undeniable chemistry in the first Twilight flick rumors have buzzed that Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson are more than just friends.

However, in the most recent issue of Vanity Fair Rob finally puts an end to the discussion stating once and for all, that he and Kristen are JUST friends.

On Kristen, Rob says they are simply “good friends” and he considers her “the best young actress around.”

Kristen added her comment on the whole debacle too, saying, “it’s so retarded . . . We’re characters in this comic book.”

Additionally, in the same issue, Rob, who was virtually unknown prior to his role as Edward in Twilight, discusses his dislike for all the public attention. “I’m trying not to drown,” he says.

“I guess I’m not the type of guy cut out to do a franchise,” he adds. Furthermore, he scoffs at suggestions that he’s anything to look at, calling himself “a cartoon character.”

So now it’s clear, Rob and Kristen are only friends. However, it doesn’t sound like your typical friendship. Catherine Hardwicke, the director of Twilight noted the duo’s dynamic as being “a multitude of feelings for each other . . . Complex, intense fascination.”

Hmm… that puts an interesting spin on the whole “friendship”. Sorry guys, but regardless of what you say, we’re still not convinced your relationship is 100% platonic. Nice try though…

Mariah Carey is known for her over-the-top glamorous lifestyle. Straying from this image makes the pop singer a little uncomfortable…

Mariah, who is returning to the big screen after her bust Glitter, plays an 80s-era hard-knock social worker in the buzzed-about drama Precious. Her character, Mrs. Weiss, has bad hair, frumpy clothes, and even a faint mustache! The look makes Mariah sick!

“It wasn’t just de-glamorized,” Mariah told Usmagazine.com over the weekend. “They added some hideousness on top of that too. I drank some ugly juice,” she said, laughing.

This is the second incident we’ve heard of Mariah discussing her less-than-fabulous look. Back in September she noted, “I couldn’t even look in the mirror! It was tough.”

The films’ young star, Gabourey Sidibe even discussed how much Mariah “hated” her time in the makeup truck. “She hated her wardrobe! It was the funniest thing. Like the first day of school or something, where you’re not wearing the right socks and the whole outfit’s ruined.”

“I wouldn’t let her look at herself!” adds the film’s director Lee Daniels. “She just trusted me. I knew she was serious [about her performance].”
But of course, once filming wrapped, Mariah got right back on track with her glamorous look and lifestyle. “I just dealt with hair first — I have my own little tricks!”

God forbid Mariah Carey not look perfect! It’s a movie girlfriend… we know it’s make believe. And if you want people to take you seriously as an actress, get over your modesty and get into character. Otherwise you’re gonna be stuck with loser films like Glitter where you gain no credit, but hey! At least you’ll still look fabulous!!!

Jessica Simpson has taken to her Twitter to address sister Ashlee’s departure from The CW’s new hit drama, Melrose Place!

And she isn’t praising the show…

Jess used to Tweet about the show weekly encouraging her followers to watch Ashlee! “Everyone watch my sis on melrose place tonight,” she wrote Oct. 20.

She’s singing a different tune these days…

Ashlee got the boot from Melrose last month after claims that her acting skills weren’t up to par and that they were just using her for her name!

“They hired her because they needed a good name to help create buzz,” a set insider told Us Weekly. “But she was embarrassingly bad. Producers cut her down as much as possible.”

A second source added, “She’s the worst actress, but nobody will tell her.”

Our girl J.Simp went on a Twitterade Sunday evening throwing a few decent digs at the show.

“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press,” she Tweeted.

As avid Melrose Place fans, we have to agree with the show! Ash’s acting was bad… but so bad that it made the show more entertaining!

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…

Lindsay Lohan has taken to her Twitter page once again to address her feelings regarding her looney-tune father, Michael Lohan!

Lilo went Twitter crazy after learning that dad Michael sought conservatorship over her, and that he’s also offered an entertainment TV show tape-recorded convos between him and ex-wife Dina, in which they discuss Lindsay’s dangerous ways!

“My father is a lunatic & doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me & my family,” Lindsay Tweeted. “He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars.”

Okay, so maybe we agree with Linds here… but it’s quite obvious that she’s unfortunately inherited that trait from her daddy!

Lilo also informed Twitter followers that little sister, Ali, is concerned and confused by their father’s behavior.

“It’s so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, ‘why is daddy doing this?’ Through tears. He’s crossed the lines & hurt me & my family 4 the last time,” Lindsay wrote.

Though Michael told the New York Daily News that Entertainment Tonight has set to air the taped phone recordings between himself and Dina, the TV show has yet to confirm such claims.

In fact, Dina and Lindsay are joining together in an attempt to prevent the tapes from being released to media outlets.

“We’re going to stop it from airing. He is in violation of my order of protection. My attorney sent a cease-and-desist letter, and a copy of my order of protection I have against him. He is now in violation of my criminal order of protection. He harasses me, and calls my cell phone, which he is not allowed to call,” Dina told People.com.

Looks like the Lohans are just trying to one up the Gosselins in the family drama department!

It’s been a weekend full of breakups! Like Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman, Adam Lambert and his boytoy Drake LaBry are also DUNZO!

Glambert and Drake have officially called it quits, a source close to the couple confirmed to Usmagazine.com.

“They’re still friends, and it’s totally mutual,” the source tells Us. “They will still talk and see each other.”

Neither did each other wrong in the relationship, the boys just feel it’s best to take some time away from one another as Adam prepares for the release of his debut album.

“Adam is crazy busy right now getting the album done and squeezing in rehearsals,” the source added, referring to Lambert’s debut album, For Your Entertainment, out Nov. 23. “They both felt this moment is too important for Adam to focus on anything else but getting this album out and having it be a huge hit.”

This means Adam will be single and ready to mingle when he hits the road. You know guys will be wanting a piece of his glam ass! Don’t worry ladies, he may not want to stick his P in your V, but he’s definitely up for a make-out session!

Maybe now Adam will have free time to teach us Boots Girls some fab eye makeup techniques?

Is Jon Gosselin single and ready to mingle?!

It appears to have been quite a depressing Halloween weekend for the daddy of eight as he has broken up with his 22-year-old GF Hailey Glassman, ExtraTV reports.

“They’re taking a break,” Extra says.

Sucks for Jon because he’ll never find another girl like Hailey who’s down for dating a douche bag that sports Ed Hardy gear 24/7!

Ed Hardy hat? Bro you’re over 30! Don’t be a douche bag!

The couple split the same day that Glassman appeared on The Insider claiming that she felt “emotionally abused” by Gosselin and that he is known for “mantrums.”

“I don’t know why I love him,” she expressed to The Insider panel.

A source close to Glassman confirmed to Usmagazine.com that the news is indeed true adding that, “They broke up the day she did that interview.”

“She told me it was gonna be over. She was just waiting to let him go,” the source continued.

Damn! So Jon got the boot?! This might possibly be the smartest decision Hailey’s ever made! We hope the girl is smart enough to not crawl back to his sorry ass… ANYONE can do better than Jon Gosselin. Yes, even former drug addicts/reality-TV wannabes!

This all probably comes as a relief to Jon! Now he can get back to screwing his side girls whenever he damn well pleases without having to worry about poor Hailey’s feelings!

We’re surprised Jon hasn’t approached VH1 yet about a show to find his one true love…

Out of the gazillion paps in L.A., Nicole Richie is finally getting a break from two of them!

On Friday, lawyers for Richie obtained a temporary restraining order against crazy paps Eduardo “Bam Bam” Arriveben and Ivon Miguel, TMZ.com reports.

The two have been asked to stay 100 yards away from Richie, her two children, and her staff.

In a statement, the former reality star explains that the duo harass her “on a daily basis” and have been “stalking our home, as we try to go about living over lives.”

“Bam Bam” and Miguel are the same men that rear-ended Richie’s Land Rover last month causing her to seek medical treatment for minor injuries.

The group is scheduled to meet back in court later this month to potentially make the restraining order permanent.

It’s never fun to have a crazy psycho dude obsessed with your every move… let alone two!

Looks like A-Rod thinks Beyonce’s hit single Ego is about him!

The new issue of Us Weekly reports that new GF Kate Hudson has attempted to put an end to his egotistical ways!

An ex-girlfriend admitted that A-Rod used to have portraits of himself hanging directly over his bed!

Um, that must make for an awkward sex session!

“He was so vain,” his ex tells Us Weekly. “He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?”

“It was ridiculous,” she added.

Though Kate claims to fixing his blown-up ego, she continues to talk about their adventurous sex life!

“They love sex!” a friend tells Us Weekly of the couple who began dating in May. “They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents.”

Uhh, talking and bragging about his man parts is only going to boost his ego! What are you thinking, Kate?!

What us Boots Girls really want to know is if…

It’s too big, it’s too wide
It’s too strong, it won’t fit
It’s too much, it’s too tough

???

Skinny girl Victoria Beckham opens up about how she keeps a barley there body!

In the December issue of British Harper’s Bazaar, Posh says she hits the gym seven days a week!

“I didn’t want to rely on retouching,” the former Spice Girl told Harper’s Bazaar.

After speculation that her recent Emporio Armani ads with hubby David Beckham were airbrushed, Posh became eager to set the record straight.

“I wanted to look at those pictures in 20 years’ time and say ‘Wow, look — after three kids — I didn’t look bad,’” she explained.

Though Victoria may be a skinny-mini, like any other girl, she’s not 100% confident with her body.

Friends have spoken about Posh’s insecurities to Usmagazine.com, admitting that she’s undergone breast surgery three times: two enhancements, and one reduction.

“She’s not the most confident of girls, believe it or not,” a pal recently told Us.

Has Victoria ever taken any needles to her face?!

“She has not had any botox or fillers,” the friend says. “She’s squeamish about things like that and doesn’t want to mess up her face.”

Good to know that even Posh Spice has typical girly insecurities!

Here’s the story of a lovely lady…

Paris Hilton, who’s kept a low profile in the media over the past few months, opened up to TMZ.com last night about the recent Hollywood burglars!

Although the second installment in the Twilight saga has yet to hit theaters, the third movie, Eclipse has wrapped filming!

The movie’s director, David Slade, hit up Twitter on Thursday evening to announce that production had wrapped in Vancouver, Canada at 4:30 p.m.

“Physically and emotionally exhausted,” he Tweeted.

On Saturday night, just days before filming was complete, members of the Eclipse cast celebrated at a wrap party in Vancouver. Slade hosted the event at the Vancouver Aquarium Marine Science Center, and while most cast members were in attendance, Kristen Stewart did not show up.

Filming for the fourth and final installment in the saga, Breaking Dawn, is planned, but has yet to start filming.

The two most miserable couples in show business just became one!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are dressing like Jon and Kate Gosselin for Halloween!

“Halloween is supposed to be about scary costumes. What’s scarier than Speidi Plus Eight?” Spencer tells Usmagazine.com. “Any reality stars who can get themselves 55 magazine covers will always have our respect!”

However, out of pure opinion, the costumes will give Speidi some good press. This is because Spencer recently told the New York Post there’s no such thing as bad press.

“That word should never have even been created,” he said. “Remember when you were a kid and you’d make up words? “Bad press” is equivalent to a made up word. Look at Angelina Jolie. She can make out with her brother, have blood around her neck, talk graphic sex with her old boyfriend on the red carpet, steal America’s Sweethearts’s husband and get him to have babies with her. Then she turns around and is the face of UNICEF and a UN ambassador — and Speidi is the bad couple? Come on! I didn’t break up a marriage — how are we the villains in Hollywood. Give me a break.”

Alright, we were convinced for a second that Jon and Kate were the most dramatic and obnoxious couple in the news, but Spencer definitely just regained his reign.

Josh Duhamel gave his cheating rumors a big boom-boom-POW!

The actor, who married pop star Fergie back in January, is refuting a story in the National Enquirer that claims he cheated on his wife with a blonde Atlanta stripper who goes by the name of “Delilah.”

“This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity,” says Duhamel’s rep. “This story is absolutely ridiculous.”

Don’t worry Josh, we think the story is absolutely ridiculous too!

Earlier this week, Pam Anderson got rumors racing that she was pregnant!

Apparently, the mother of two stepped out of a London hotel sporting what looked like “a baby bump”. Her fashion designer friend, Richie Rich however, came to her rescue announcing “she’s not pregnant, not broke and just happy.”

Don’t expect Pam to chime in on these rumors. “She doesn’t have to say anything because they’re not true,” he tells Usmagazine.com. “She actually gets upset because her kids go to school. Of course, she cares. She’s a human being. We’re all human. We just poop glitter that’s the only difference.”

When it comes to parenting, “Pam is the real deal,” Richie continues. “She’s an icon, and she lives her life, and people can say this or that - most of the time it’s not true. I think Pamela represents a big responsibility in being a cool person. And that’s why I like her. She’s cool, and I’d want her to be my soccer mom!”

Although she’s got a slightly-scandalous past, we do give Pam props for being a very responsible and drama-free-mama.

Dude loves his life as a dude!

Chaz Bono is opening up for the first time since announcing his sex change in June about what his life has been like as a man.

Bono sat down with Entertainment Tonight for a two part interview on how he is happily enjoying his life as a guy.

“I always felt like the male from the time I was a child,” he said. “There wasn’t much feminine about me. I believe that gender is something between your ears, not between your legs. That is something I discovered in the early ’90s. It was just a long process of being comfortable enough to do something about it.”

Bono came out of the closet at the age of 18, and worked on getting clean and sober before he went about the sex change.

Bono said he has been undergoing the female-to-male sex change and gender reassignment surgery since March. He said the process was like going “literally going through puberty.”

“It lowered my voice,” he told ET. “Fat redistributes, muscle growth, hair growth, sex drive increases… I shave about once a week now.”

Bono said getting his breasts removed “was a relief”.

Bono said he has no regrets and is glad he did it before he got old!

“I want to still feel vibrant and be able to enjoy my life in a male body and not wait until I am an old man,” Bono said.

Funny how about the same time every month we think about how nice it must be to be a man!

Sandra Bullock takes a look in the mirror for the new issue of Parade where she reveals that she is annoying, controlling and used to be too selfish to put in the work to have a relationship or kids.

On her type A personality — Bullock says she can be difficult to deal with.

“I’m aware that I can be annoying. I am a big ball of high energy and organization and structure. Listen, I know I’m not easy to deal with. I’m controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I’m difficult on every single level.”

Bullock is now happily married to Jesse James, but she said marriage was never something that was a priority for her.

“I didn’t grow up thinking, ‘I’m gonna get married and have someone take care of me. I always wanted to be happy, have a good time, work hard.”

Bullock says she used to bolt from her relationships, and did not have the desire to put in the work.

“I was good at bolting before. I didn’t want to do the work. And I was too selfish to have kids. Now I work at what I love. If I didn’t love him, I wouldn’t be putting in the effort. I do approach things differently now that I’m married. I would never do anything that would harm his heart.”

With her hubby came a live-in stepdaughter, Sunny James, which Bullock says is one of the sweetest additions to her life.

“The universe put this in our lap. I seemed to have stepped in right when I needed to be there. I now know that anything sweet, really sweet, that I have was nothing that I planned. If you don’t have kids and animals, you don’t truly know what real life is about.”

The interview sounds about right except for Bullock’s claim that she is annoying and hard to deal with. Bullock filmed The Lakehouse here a few years ago and everyone who worked with her - including us! - has nothing but great things to say about her!

There’s nothing worse than a woman scorned!

Yet another woman is coming out and revealing intimate details about her affair with Jon Gosselin.

Gosselin’s former nanny, Stephanie Santoro, exclusively shared text messages detailing their steamy affair with Inside Edition.

Santoro claims she exchanged hundreds of “steamy” messages during their affair, which she says lasted over a month.

Here’s an example of a conversation between Gosselin and his mistresses:

Gosselin: “I’m worried the girls might say something to Kate. I’m thinking around 10:20. Is that ok. I don’t want to ruin your chances on working here.”

Santoro: “That’s fine…I wanna grab a milkshake anyways…So I’ll take the long way…That’ okay…? And thank u love. Really u have no idea how grateful I am to have u as a great friend in my life let along everything else.”

Gosselin denies having a relationship with Santoro. We’re sure that’s a lie, but come on — is that the best dirt the nanny has? Boots Girls would rather watch paint dry than read their uneventful messages. We wanna know if Santoro had any kinky plans with that milkshake damn it!

Most celebrities boast about the charities they are involved with or donate to, and usually it’s just another ploy to get in the headlines. However, The Giving Back Fund used public records to compile a list of the top 12 celebrities who gave the most in 2008, according to Parade magazine.

Here are the true stars who talk the talk and walk the walk!

1. Paul Newman
HOW MUCH: $21 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Health initiatives, education, emergency campaigns, and environmental protection (before his death in September 2008)

2. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
HOW MUCH: $13.4 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: A health clinic in Ethiopia; New Orleans redevelopment; the Armed Services YMCA

3. Mel Gibson
HOW MUCH: $6.5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Holy Family Church in Agoura Hills, Calif.

4. Richard Childress (former NASCAR racer)
HOW MUCH: $5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: A pediatric trauma center in Winston-Salem, N.C.

5. Oscar De La Hoya
HOW MUCH: $3.5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: A hospital and a charter school in Los Angeles

6. Oprah Winfrey
HOW MUCH: $2.4 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: After-school programs across the country and scholarships for students in Whitesboro, N.J.

7. Sam Waterston
HOW MUCH: $2.1 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Refugees International; the American Institute for Stuttering

8. Yao Ming
HOW MUCH: $2 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: A fund to build earthquake-resistant schools in China

9. Patricia Comwell
HOW MUCH: $2 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Harvard University and City University of New York

10. Barbara Streisand
HOW MUCH: $1.7 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: The Barbra Streisand Women’s Cardiovascular Research and Education Program in Los Angeles

11. Leonardo DiCaprio
HOW MUCH: $1.5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: Community development; The Paris Review literary magazine

12. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith
HOW MUCH: $1.5 million
TO CAUSES INCLUDING: The Baltimore School of the Arts; Malaria No More; The Make-A-Wish Foundation

Hailey Glassman is accusing boyfriend Jon Gosselin of emotional abuse.

Glassman says he will call her up and yell at her and she has had enough of it!

“He’ll call me and take his anger out on me,” Glassman told The Insider. “He has ‘mantrums.’ I shouldn’t have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, ‘Why are you so mean to me?’”

She went on to say that he also has a problem telling white lies. No shocker there!

“Sometimes he has trouble with the truth,” she said. “He will dance and dance around his lies. He’s like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him.”