They play coy on the show, but are Dancing With the Stars partners Cheryl Burke and Chad Ochocinco heating up off the dance floor?

On Friday’s Ellen DeGeneres show, the two tried to play off romance rumors.

When Ellen tells Chad she’s heard they’re an item, he playfully responds, “We are?”

Cheryl chimes in, “Really?”

“We’re not going to put labels on anything,” she later adds.

And although the two have yet to spend any romantic nights out, Chad says they did enjoy one fancy meal together, at “McDonald’s.”

But Cheryl says, “I don’t consider that a date.”

To attempt to set the record straight though, Ellen orders the two to kiss!

After giving Cheryl a kiss on the cheek, Chad admits, “I’ve been with her for seven weeks, for nine hours a day, every single day. I think I’ve spent more time then the average married couple with her.

“We fight and fuss,” he adds. “I’m like, this is what marriage must be like. So I remember the Beyonce song ‘Put a Ring On It,’ so that’s where the ring comes in,” referring to the giant rock Chad gave Cheryl in their second performance.

So what will he get Burke next? “I’m waiting for my Bentley next week,” she teases.

Adds Chad, “You should see the next gift. It goes on and on and on….”

Hmm, the chemistry on the show is pretty undeniable! There’s no doubt in our mind that while these two heat up on the dance floor, things are even steamier off it!

Brandon Davis is a class act.

Known best for his crude rage against Lindsay “fire crotch” Lohan, Brandon is now attacking ex-girlfriend, Mischa Barton.

After catching his ex at a Nylon magazine party in L.A. on Wednesday, Brandon Twittered: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the heifer.”

Wow Brandon, we’re shocked your double chin and greasy hair could even snag a hottie like Mischa in the first place.

Poor Mischa has been battling weight issues her entire career.

Just last year, she blogged: “One minute, I’m too fat, the next I’m too skinny.”

And most recently, bloggers heckled the actress for exposing her stomach and wearing unflattering high-waisted “banana pants.”

When asked about the getup, she just laughed. “That was my Easter outfit! You guys shouldn’t be photographing me if you don’t like what I wear!”

Poor girl just can’t catch a break…

On April 7, Cleveland Cavalier’s star Lebron James partied it up at Chicago’s Cuvee with teammates J.J. Hickson, Mo Williams, Leon Powe, Danny Green, and Sebastian Telfair.

The guys hit the VIP section at the downtown hot spot and stayed till around 1:30am.

The following evening, the Cavs faced the Chicago Bulls at the United Center where the Bulls pulled off a close win to solidify the last playoff spot in the eastern conference.

Well — her natural beauty that is.

The usually dolled up Jessica Simpson is going make-up less as well as air brush free for the May cover of Marie Claire.

The idea behind this rare occasion? To promote a new initiative, “A Beautiful Me,” a program the star is launching to encourage young ladies to love the skin they’re in and know their true beauty.

“I don’t have anything to prove anymore,” says the singer, who once admitted to plumping up with Restylane in her lips. “What other people think of me is not my business.”

But a little make-over every now and again never killed anyone!

“If I’m in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back,” the sexy star admits. “But I also like bed head.”

Despite good intentions, Jessica’s new show, The Price of Beauty — which airs on VH1 — has a similar concept… but is sadly an epic fail with the viewers!

Heidi Klum and husband Seal have become infamous for their outrageous Halloween get-ups, but those costumes don’t make it past the bedroom door!

“I’m not big on costumes in bed, to be honest. I wouldn’t say no if he wanted to try, but it seems so inorganic,” Klum tells the May issue of Cosmopolitan.

“Maybe it’ll come later — in five or 10 years, I’ll start buying funny outfits.”

But that doesn’t mean there’s no magic going on in the bedroom!

“But for now, we’re nice and spicy in that department,” Heidi adds.

The two love-birds have been renewing their vows every year since they first tied the knot in 2005.

Klum currently works on Project Runway, models for Victoria’s Secret and is designing two clothing lines for children… not to mention mothering four kids! Looking back on her first year as a model, Klum recalls it not being an easy task.

“I could not get a job to save my life,” she says. “I was in a sh–ty apartment, I didn’t know anybody and my English was terrible.”

Well girl certainly has come a long way!

Jon Gosselin’s piggy bank is running out!

The former TLC star has been in a battle to seek primary care of his children with his super bitch of an ex-wife, Kate Gosselin. In the end, Jon hopes to get Kate to pay him support payments, RadarOnline.comreports.

Since Kate joined Dancing With the Stars, Jon claims the reality-TV mommy has been absent from her eight children — and we believe it!

At the same time though, we know the jerk just wants easy money!

“But the truth is Jon is going broke,” a source reveals. “He hasn’t had a steady job since Jon & Kate Plus 8 went off the air.”

Desperate much?!

Chub-a-dub-dub still has some money leftover but the funds are dwindling as we speak.

“He came out the loser on the publicity end in that divorce,” the source says.

Sadly for him, it seems that no television networks, as well as the rest of the human population, cares about his poor ass.

“Nobody paying any real money wants Jon to star in a TV show,” the source explains. “Kate is perceived as the far more interesting person and Jon is left with no career.”

He blew his money defending his breach of contract with TLC and has now found himself in a penniless situation.

“His cash is disappearing quickly,” the source says. “He doesn’t want to pay Kate any more and doesn’t feel that he can afford to. Now he’s going after her and it looks like things are going to get ugly.”

Uh oh! And the Jon and Kate drama begins yet again!

All Law & Order: Special Victims Unit fans can breathe comfortably tonight as Chris Meloni announces he has no plans to turn over his badge!

The star of the hit NBC show was reported to be leaving the show after its twelfth season, but it all appears to be just one big rumor.

“It’s lies. All lies. No,” Meloni tells Usmagazine.com.

Meloni has played Detective Eliot Stabler in the spinoff alongside Mariska Hargitay since it’s original air date in 1999. Rumors of his leaving the show began circulating when Australian newspaper Courier-Mail quoted the star saying, “I think 12 years is enough, a good number…It will be a difficult transition.”

But now Meloni explains further…

“What I said was ‘When your contract is done…that will be the end. Because when your contract is done, it’s usually the end,” he explains. “But when [producers] come back to me, you know, we can always talk.’ I couched it incorrectly. It wasn’t [the reporter's] fault.”

And to completely end all other speculation, Meloni added, “I had one year [left] on my contract. Our show hasn’t been picked up. Those are the facts of the matter.”

Will Meloni stick around if the show is picked up for another season?

“Yeah. Why not?” he says.

Sounds like fans of the show have nothing to worry about!

Former Boots Girl and tabloid reporter Kate Major is engaged to Michael Lohan?!!!

We’ll admit, we’re definitely shocked and a little grossed out, but not like estranged daughter Lindsay Lohan. “I’m gonna vomit!” she told Usmagazine.com after hearing the wedding news Tuesday. “I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!”

The father and daughter have recently engaged in a war of words, so the dislike isn’t too surprising.

In fact just last week, Lilo lashed out at Michael on Twitter for years of bad parenting, while he urges his daughter to go back to rehab.

We’re speechless on this whole ordeal. The engagement, the drama, the disgust… Yuck!

So, what’s keeping Lil Wayne busy behind bars?

“Wayne has a job — they got him on suicide watch for other prisoners,” says his ex, BET reality star Antonia “Toya” Johnson, told Usmagazine.com on Tuesday. “He watches the crazy prisoners and makes sure they don’t kill themselves. He likes the job even though they don’t pay him much.”

And while serving a year long sentence for gun possession isn’t easy, Antonia says that Lil Wayne “is doing OK.” She continues, “he is getting along with everybody.”

And luckily, she adds, “He didn’t have to cut his long hair!”

Phew! He just wouldn’t be the same without those dirrty dreads!

Tiger Woods got some of his game back!

While Tiger is back on the golf course, in practice for the Masters, his wife Elin Woods is noticeably absent.

“Elin’s not coming this week, no,” Tiger told reporters at a press conference on April 5 in Augusta, Georgia. But even in her absence, Elin isn’t opposed to her hubby’s comeback.

“She’s happy this will take some of the heat off her,” a source says in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But at the same time, she would rather Tiger focus on himself, his family and his treatment — not his career.”

In the meantime, the source says the couple is continuing to work on their five year marriage. “She will likely stand by her man,” the insider says. But her life as a wife is anything but happy now. “She’s still embarrassed,” an Elin source says. “And they definitely have not been intimate yet.”

Uh, can you blame her?! We wouldn’t wanna have sex with our hubby after he’d been intimate with porn stars and strippers! Boy better get his ass tested…

After getting slammed by TMZ for a major fashion faux pas , Misha Barton sends haters to the left, Usmagazine.com reports.

Barton, who stepped out baring her midriff as well as her super-tight high-waisted yellow jeans, got grilled by the many Internet sites this past weekend.

“OMG! What happened to her?” screamed one fashion blog.

Barton laughed off the criticism when TMZ poked fun of her wardrobe choice on Monday.

“That was my Easter outfit,” she tells them. “You guys shouldn’t be photographing me if you don’t like what I wear!”

Before speeding off, she yelled, “Don’t hate on my yellow banana pants!”

Tell them sister! If you don’t like it, don’t photograph it! We say power to Mischa for rocking those yellow beauties.

The deceased character of Edie Britt is back with vengeance on the real-life set of Desperate Housewives!

Nicollette Sheridan slams former employer, Marc Cherry with a lawsuit!

Sheridan has filed a suit against Cherry claiming that he physically abused her on-set of the hit ABC show, Usmagazine.com reports.

The lawsuit filed Monday alleges assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination. Sheridan is asking for $20 million in damages.

The actress claims the dispute took place over a script on Sept. 24, 2008 when Cherry, “took her aside and forcefully hit her with his hand across her face and head.”

The lawsuit states that ABC did nothing to stop Cherry’s “extremely abusive and aggressive manner toward the individuals who work on the show,” and also reveals that when Cherry learned that Teri Hatcher made a complaint to ABC about his actions, he hit her back with a nasty comment.

“I hope Teri Hatcher gets hit by a car and dies,” he said.

A rep for ABC Studios says, “While we have yet to see the actual complaint, we investigated similar claims made by Ms. Sheridan last year and found them to be without merit.”

Either she ran out of money or they have one huge douche bag of a producer!

Has all the plastic surgery messed with Heidi Montag’s head?

Hills villain Kristin Cavallari thinks so!

“She changed her number, so I can’t get a hold of her,” Cavallari tells E!’s The Daily 10.

At a recent MTV photo shoot, Montag showed up with four bodyguards and refused to pose for pictures with the rest of her Hills cast-mates. The plastic bitch appeared to be on some straight-up diva shit!

Montag recently began her own campaign to become the next blonde Tomb Raider, all of this comes after her brief cameo in a new Adam Sandler movie, Usmagazine.com reports.

“No one saw her because no one was allowed to speak to her,” Cavallari, 23, tells E!. “She didn’t take the group photo with us which was really disappointing.”

Surprisingly, K-Cav did have one compliment to dish to Heidi.

“Honestly, Heidi looks better in person.”

The cast has been gearing up for the final season of The Hills, which begins April 27.

Can we expect one last appearance from The Hills first lady, Lauren Conrad?!

“I hope Lauren comes back,” Kristin says. “I think it would be awesome if she comes back.”

All of their 15 minutes are up. Sorry Girls.

Sweetie, it’s time to leave!

Kate Gosselin failed yet again on Monday’s episode of Dancing With the Stars receiving a brutal score of 15 for her interpretation of the paso doble, Usmagainze.com reports.

Gosselin and her dancing partner Tony Dolovani performed their dance to Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi because “that song speaks to me,” Kate said in reference to the paparazzi that follow her every move.

To no surprise, Gosselin’s portrayal did not go well on the dance floor.

“There was no passion, drama, intensity. It wasn’t very good, Kate. Sorry,” judge Len Goodman said.

And to add salt to the wound, Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli both chimed in agreeing with their fellow judge.

“Odd. It was very hard to watch … I don’t feel the emotion got to your face. That was very strange,” Carrie said.

Tonioli on the other hand didn’t hold back when it came to critiquing Gosselin’s performance!

“For once, you played the character — you had the look of the super bitch from hell!” The only downfall? “You looked like you were walking,” he told Gosselin. “Next time, dance!”

Despite the criticism, Gosselin said she enjoyed the “tone” of the dance as “it was a way for me to channel” anger with the paparazzi.

“They follow me, and I have to deal with that,” she explained after her dance, “so to be able to bring that out was actually pretty good.”

Pretty good for who? Maybe Kate should focus on her family instead of her atrocious dancing.

Real Housewife of New York, Alex McCord is known best on her show for her off-the-wall style, quirky husband, and unusual take to parenting.

In her new book, the mother of two admits to giving into her cravings during her pregnancy.

“Throughout my pregnancy, I gave into every craving I felt,” she writes in Little Kids Big City: Tales From a Real House in New York City, in an excerpt published in the The New York Daily News. “When I wanted to have a drink, I did.”

In fact, Alex wanted a drink on the night she went into labor with her son, Francois, so… she sipped on champagne while Simon drove her to the hospital.

Hmm, no wonder Francois is a little out-of-control. Kids got a perma-buzz!

Additionally, in the parenting book co-authored by her hubby, the couple admits to taking their son Johan, then just 48 hours old, to Manhattan hotspot Mercer Kitchen so they could indulge in cocktails!

They don’t always bring the babies to the bar though. “We’re very lucky that we’re able to pay our nanny extra for two evenings a week to go out,” Alex writes.

Yeeesh! These two nut jobs should NOT be writing a book about parenting! Especially one where they admit to exposing both their born and unborn children to the effects of alcohol.

Watching Kate Gosselin on past episodes of Dancing With the Stars has been a pretty painful and uncomfortable experience. However, her partner, Tony Dovolani thinks this is her week!

“Paso Doble is going to be Kate’s best dance :)” Tony Twittered on Saturday. He added on Sunday, “Just finished camera blocking. Kate is doing a great job. I am looking forward to tomorrow :-)”

And while most mothers spend Easter morning with their families, Kate was up at 6:30 a.m. rehearsing for the dance.

“The kids woke up early to their Easter baskets on the kitchen table at their assigned places. I had already been up dancing for an hour and came upstairs at precisely 7:30 am to watch their faces as they dove into their overflowing baskets!” she blogged over the weekend.

After, the eight Gosselin children headed down to the basement to check out their mom’s routine.

“After they had all filled their bellies with a mixture of chocolate and jelly beans, I returned to the basement to complete my routine once more, and then in standard fashion, we danced our routine for the kids, who clapped and screamed ‘Do it again!’” Gosselin said.

However, while all seems good, recent reports claim that Tony is getting frustrated with all the rehearsal distractions, like Kate taking 90-minute breaks to get a mani-pedi. But Kate appreciates all of her partner’s patience blogging that he “deserves a medal” for helping console her nerves.

Check out Kate’s best dance yet on tonight’s episode of DWTS!

Jessica Simpson NOSE what she likes!

The girls got a great bod, but what does she find to be her most flattering feature???

“I like my nose, that’s my favorite body part,” she tells
FOXNews.com.

“I do have a bump, but I like my profile — I don’t think anyone else has my exact same nose, I think it’s unique and a little flawed.”

Additionally, the singer admits she “needed” last year’s scrutiny on her appearance. “I felt I needed to find some light in the dark place I was in…people’s judgments about me and my weight are really just none of my business.”

She adds, “I’ve found something that will help me deal.”

The single gal, whose had her fair share of tough relationships also dished some relationship advice.

“You really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don’t think a man can define you. You have to own that.”

It’s nice to see Jess finally comfortable in her own skin, embracing her own flaws! After dealing with all the drama she’s undergone in the past year Jessica deserves to be happy and feel good about herself!

For April Fool’s Day, Nicole Richie showed no mercy on Kim Kardashian’s Twitter page!

Nicole hacked into Kim’s Twitter account on Thursday and posted dirty messages all day as an April Fool’s prank!

“She got my password from Khloe!” Kim tells
Usmagazine.com. “Nicole twittered it was her and we were emailing! She admitted it. Nicole totally pranked me when I thought no one could fool me on April Fools’!”

Some of Nicole’s raunchy Tweets under Kim’s name included, “Sometimes I think I am a lesbian because HOT DAMN I think Nicole Richie is fffooooiiinnneee!” and “By the way @Joelmadden might be the hottest man alive. I loveeeeee a good daddy.”

Also, Nicole logged into her fiance’s account writing to Paula Abdul, “I wanna smell your armpits,” and to Disney star Ashley Tisdale, “Hubba hubba.”

Kim jumped right back on her Twitter account Friday morning aand admitted, “That was hands down the funniest April Fools’!!!”

Gotta love a good April Fool’s gag! What a great and completely underrated holiday…

Minus her hit TV show (which seriously plummeted upon her leave), it seems like Lauren Conrad has it all! A hottie BF, her own fashion line, a best-selling book series, and yes… even some cellulite!

“About a year ago, I looked down and thought, ‘I have cellulite. Where did that come from?’” the former reality star says in the latest issue of Glamour.

She admits she “went through treatments” but just knew her body “was like, ‘It’s not going anywhere.’”

And while her cellulite made her a little nervous at first, Lauren has embraced it. Now her other fear… that’s a little shocking!

“I get very uncomfortable with people watching me,” she says. “And I know that sounds silly because of the show, but we were filming with people that we’d known for years, and it was a job.”

Looking back, Lauren admits one of the main reasons she left her reality show was to work on her budding relationship with My Boys actor Kyle Howard.

“I don’t have to clear my movie dates with a filming crew,” she says of life after The Hills with her BF since 2008.

And while she doesn’t really miss the spotlight, she admits there were some perks to being a reality star.

“As soon as I started doing the show, I never had a boyfriend off-camera. It wasn’t allowed. So I had a rule — I would date someone for a few weeks, and that was it,” she says. “Anyway, the first two weeks are the best!”

Well he’s no Spencer Pratt, but Kyle seems like a great guy! We bet he doesn’t even mind Lauren’s cellulite…

After weeks of hiding, the most chased after woman in America has finally been found!

That’s right ladies and gents, Sandra Bullock has been spotted staying at a wealthy friend’s home while he and his fam are on vacation, RadarOnline.com reveals.

Since the cheating scandal, Bullock was no where to be found up until now.

On Wednesday, Bullock was seen at her Hollywood Hills home and later traveled Wednesday night to Homby Hills, where friend Gabriel Brener, chairman and CEO of Brener International Group, LLC, offered her a place to stay.

Brener lent her the home while he and his wife were on leave for vacation. The staff was notified that guests would be coming to their home and Bullock arrived with an unidentified man at around 6 p.m.

She stepped out into chaos — more then 20 paparazzi were camped outside!

While Bullock takes her time to take it all in, her cheating husband has entered a rehab center in Arizona and naturally is being treated for sex addiction.

Newsflash — being a cheating asshole doesn’t mean you have a sex addition — you’re just a douche bag and there’s no treatment for that.

Girls will be girls, and it appears that newly married Khloe Kardashian Odom just wants to have fun!

While shooting her reality show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Kardashian went Girls Gone Wild and playfully lifted her shirt and gave fans and photographers a sneak peak of what hubby Lamar Odom fondles on a regular basis, Usmagazine.com reveals.

It must have been a playful week for all the Dash girls! Sister Kim Kardashian — just coming off a break-up with Reggie Bush — also bared some skin in her recent Twitter pics that showed Kim in sexy bikini.

“Working on my tan today!” Kim wrote. “What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!”

We bet! No tan lines for them!

Jesse James’ big mouthed mistress, Michelle McGee has attacked E! talk show host and comedian, Chelsea Handler!

Apparently the big baby couldn’t handle the jokes being made about her.

Handler recently took to her E! Blog and had a few words to say to Miss McGee!

“Jesse James’ first alleged mistress, Michelle McGee, is being supported emotionally by her father. In a recent interview, Denny McGee said that Michelle really believed that Sandra and Jesse were separated and was ’shocked’ to see them together at the Oscars. I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face.”

Michelle, who failed to LOL at Chelsea’s words, retaliated by taking to her Facebook page and not only made fun of Chelsea’s appearance, but also offered some rather rude advice.

“Use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin..Ive seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.”

McGee also added that she felt “so honored to have a transexual [SIC] poke fun of me…”

Bitch alert!

Well maybe not that bad, but Friends star Jennifer Aniston admits she is open to having a little work done.

“I could do it,” Aniston says, speaking about botox, “These lines are getting deeper every day.”

But don’t sign her up for anything major because Aniston wants to embrace her aging skin as well!

“These lines are just about living. Look, I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated,” she tells Harper’s Bazaar.

As for beauty advise for her fans?

“Just stop eating sh** every day.”

While there have been countless rumors and tabloid reports about who she is or isn’t dating, Aniston declined to comment on past loves but did reveal plans for the future.

“The last five years have been about spring cleaning for me,” she says . “Now it’s time for my rebirth. I love trying new things. I just can’t be put in a box.”

Well sweetie, maybe try something besides a romantic comedy flop… and who knows what possibilities could open up for you!

After a bitch slap of reality Sandra Bullock has finally come to her senses and decided to divorce her cheating husband Jesse James, RadarOnline.com reports.

A close friend of the broken couple says Sandra made her decision and has begun the process of divorcing from her husband.

Can you say De Ja Vue? With a storyline similar to Tiger Woods Sandra’s nightmare keeps getting worse as more women come forward admitting to an affair with Jesse. Sandra, whose personal life has been kept very private until now, has had to deal with the embarrassment that her marriage has become. Now, she feels like her marriage was a shame.

Already, four women have come forward admitting to an affair.

And despite recent reports, Sandra’s rep says she isn’t considering adopting Jesse’s daughter Sunny.

Sandra ditched her Hollywood Hills home on Monday and has been trying to figure out what to do with the situation — although it now seems she figured it out!

“She’s had enough,” the source says. “She’s ending the marriage.”

Power to you sister! As Beyonce once exclaimed– to the left to the left!

Scary face Heidi Montag acted like her high-maintenance self over the weekend at the Hills final season photo shoot.

Apparently, Heidi showed up to the set with four bodyguards and “Audrina [Patridge], Kristin [Cavallari], Stephanie [Pratt] and Lo [Bosworth] were all shocked,” reports PerezHilton.com. She then “refused to take part in a group shot, even though she had agreed to it beforehand.”

Thank goodness for photoshop though! MTV has already planned on cropping her into the pictures.

And unfortunately, Heidi’s hubby, Spencer Pratt confirmed his wife’s diva behavior, saying, “It’s all true. She was sick and she didn’t even want to go to that photo shoot!”

Additionally, Heidi posted a photo of her posing with her entourage of six bodyguards on Facebook, which Spencer says is nothing new.

“She always travels with a security team,” he explains.

What’s the point of a security team when your nasty mug is enough to scare fans away…?

Apparently too, “Spencer’s been banned from the set… so Heidi feels safer with her security team around,” a source tells Usmagazine.com.

But seriously, what’s with the diva attitude? The little bitch thinks her nasty demeanor is acceptable stating, “I’m a movie star now!”

Yea, you just filmed a worthless cameo in a Jennifer Aniston flick… movie star is a bit of stretch girlfriend.

The Hills final season premieres April 27. Heidi’s new face will make its debut so watch with discretion… shits about to get real ugly.

Ricky Martin should’ve been singing he bangs, he bangs!

After years of the media questioning his sexuality, the Livin’ la Vida Loca singer finally opens up about his love for men!

“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man,” Martin posted on his Web site Monday afternoon. “I am very blessed to be who I am.”

Martin thanks his twin boys, Matteo and Valentino, for giving him the courage to come out of the closet.

“This is just what I need, especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who, with their outlook, teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where [sic] born with,” he writes.

After keeping hush-hush about his sexuality for years, Martin says, “These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn’t even know existed.”

And now the singer feels a huge sense of relief.

“The word ‘happiness’ takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process,” he continues. “Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.”

Well at least now we know he’s been giving those golden showers to men all along…

You can’t help but notice the chemistry between dancing partners Erin Andrews and Maksim “Maks” Chmerkovskiy. However, the two played coy when asked about rumors that they’re heating up both on, and off the dance floor.

“We’re married already!” Maks joked with Usmagazine.com after Monday’s performance. “We’re way past the point of anything else.”

Their chemistry is undeniable though. Especially after watching them earn 23 points for their fabulous foxtrot!

“I think this dance really fit my personality more, and we just had a great time out there,” she told Us.

Maks adds that he is so impressed with how much Erin has grown as a dancer.

“She is a really hard worker, and although we still have a lot of work to do, I am confident she’ll stay in the competition,” he told Us. “She needs to show everyone the true potential of what she can do.”

It also doesn’t hurt that the ESPN corespondent was a former member of the University of Florida Dazzlers. Or that sister is a professional dancer.

“She says everything that Maks says!” Erin told Us. “She’s like his echo. I listen to anything she or Maks says!”

We love this duo and secretly hope the rumors are true! They would make a seriously stunning couple!

On Sunday, Lady Gaga celebrated a wonderful and very emotional 24th birthday.

The singer was caught off guard with emotion after watching a nine-minute YouTube video made by fans. Gaga Twittered, “I’ve never cried so hard in 24 years, from pure joy and unconditional love. Tears still streaming.”

Additionally, to commemorate the occasion, the fashionista was presented with a giant cake by her dancers in the middle of her concert in Brisbane, Australia. The whole audience broke into “Happy Birthday!”

And according to PerezHilton.com, a few lucky fans got a slice as they exited the show.

Sounds like a wonderful day for everyone! Happy Birthday Gaga!

No little ones for Beyonce and Jay-Z just yet!

On Thursday, hip-hop web site Media Take Out reported that the couple were expecting their first child together, crediting a “rock solid source,” claiming that Beyonce was “fine and resting now.”

As usual, the web site’s story was complete BS and girl is not preggers!

A publicist from Beyonce’s record company Sony tells Rolling Stone that the report is “untrue.”

While the two married in April 2008 it doesn’t look like Beyonce is ready to be popping out any babies just yet.

Disney star Miley Cyrus doesn’t have Bieber fever!

Cyrus is now throwing indirect digs at Justin Bieber after he once said that she’s not the type he’d like to make one less lonely girl.

Damn girl, calm down! Everyone knows the Biebster wants some chocolate loving!

“Bieber fever… I’m not necessarily a fan. I don’t listen to that kind of music,” the Cyrus told MTV News.

Doesn’t listen to that kind of music yet it’s the type of music she sings! As much as love to move our hips like yeah, we can’t stand the stupid shit that comes out Miley’s mouth lately.

“But my little sister was obsessed with him, and he actually gave her a shout-out on Twitter and I thought that was really sweet,” Cyrus continued, referring to her 10-year-old sister, Noah.

“So I was like, ‘Thank you so much. That meant a lot too.’ He called her a cutie, and I haven’t stopped hearing about it,” Cyrus added.

Good thing Mr. Bieber isn’t into Miley because she claims to like the hard rocker dudes.

“I like Kurt Cobain. [He] is like my dream boyfriend,” she said of the Nirvana frontman, who committed suicide at age 27 in 1994.

Again Miley… stop talk, talk, talk, talking that blah, blah, blah!

Aw, the new couple, created in Disney heaven is doing great and couldn’t be happier, says teeny-bopper Demi Lovato.

The kids hit up Saturday’s Kids’ Choice Awards, where Demi gushed about her new boy toy Joe Jonas. “It feels great!” she exclaimed to Usmagazine.com when asked how her relationship is going.

“He’s a great guy, and you can’t always genuinely say that about guys in the limelight,” she continued. “I can really count on him. He has always been there for me. And he and his brothers make great music! What’s not to like?”

Additionally, she said they had a blast performing together on the last episode of American Idol, adding that Joe really helped calm her nerves.

“I was so nervous!” she told Us. “But I felt comfortable up there with Joe. Just having him there was enough!”

Oh geeze, these kids aren’t even old enough to drink and already their sickeningly drunk with love. Take it easy Demi… we’ve seen Joe’s track record and have an unfortunate feeling that this is all an act.

Usually it’s the girl who gets all hyped up over wedding arrangements right?! Welp, not for Katy Perry and Russell Brand!

Right now, Katy’s firsr priority is planning her next record. “Well, I have to plan my [new album, due this summer] first and then I’m going to get to my wedding,” the singer, 25, tells
MTV News. “But I’m really excited about that, too.

So it seems her fiance Russell is the one taking matters into his own hands! Katy even claims the guy has become “a total bridezilla!”

“He’s like a freak, man. You should see — he’s always, like, buying bride magazines. Every time we go out for breakfast he’s like, ‘Can we just stop and get a bride magazine?’”

So while Russell is all gaga over the big ceremony, Katy is telling reporters that they may even consider eloping! “We just want it to mean something,” she said when asked about the kind of ceremony she wants. “It doesn’t matter if it’s just me and him or if it’s a big, fat ordeal.”

Looks like it’s about to be a fat ordeal!

At the moment though, over any extravagant arrangements, Katy says she just enjoys being engaged. And when asked how it’s been going so far, she exclaimed, “Fabulous! Better than I would imagine engagements typically do!”

Aww, SUCH a cute couple! We’re so excited for them and can’t wait to see what Russell has planned for the big day!

Friends say Kim Kardashian is doing just fine since splitting from hottie boyfriend Reggie Bush!

“Kim is going to be fine either way,” her friend Adrienne Bailon — who split from Kim’s little bro, Rob, last March — told Usmagazine.com at the I Want Now Fashion party at New York City’s Tenjune nightclub Thursday.

The Bush and the tush reportedly broke it off due to Kim’s crazy Hollywood lifestyle.

A source close the Dash girl told Us last week that “her fame is just a little too much for him to handle.”

“She travels the world and has created brands,” the source continued. “He just can’t keep up.”

While the two claim the break-up was mutual, Bush has fallen victim to cheating rumors like every other douche bag in Hollywood who just can’t seem to keep their junk in their pants.

Bush took to his Twitter page recently in an attempt to shut down the reports that he’s been having an online affair with some random broad.

“ALL THE LADIES, STEP RIGHT UP! If you would like to be the next person linked to dating Reggie Bush all you gotta do is stand next to him!!!” Bush Tweeted Friday.

Kardashian and Bush have dated off and on since 2007, so we’d bet money that in a month Kim begs him to come back.

“They are unsure of what will happen in the future,” an insider tells Us.

Kim’s probably kicked his ass to the curb because he never put a ring on it!

The nine-minute long music video for Telephone just came out, and already, Lady Gaga is thinking about her next one!

To produce her next video, “Alejandro,” Gaga has already hired famous fashion photog Steven Klein, reports Women’s Wear Daily. Klein is known best for shooting the infamous Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 2005 W magazine cover.

Gaga normally goes for music-video veterans like Jonas Akerlund who shot both “Telephone” and “Paparazzi” videos. However, she opted for Klein to film her next high-fashion, high-concept video most likely due to his blockbuster magazine covers.

Additionally, WWD claims that Klein’s skill “at depicting sexual tension” with top Hollywood stars is another likely reason why Gaga chose him to direct the video.

If this video is anything like her last two we can’t wait to see what’s in store! Oh we feel bad for that poor Alejandro…

Clearly it wasn’t a clean break when Chelsea Handler split with long-time boyfriend AND boss, Ted Harbet. The comedian/author slams her ex-bf in her latest book, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang calling the Comcast president a “giant toddler.”

But apparently Ted doesn’t mind. “He has read the book and signed off on everything, so he should be fine with it,” Chelsea tells the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

In the same issue, Chelsea serves a publicist-servant to tween Abigail Breslin in a comedic photo shoot. Abigail even holds a mock issue of Us Weekly that frames her as a “Wild Child.”

Even though they’re broken up, we’re glad to see that our old pals can still get along… even when Chelsea is talkin shit about her old flame.

So we all know about Jesse James’ 11-month affair with tattoo model Michelle McGee. Now, multiple sources are coming forward admitting that this wasn’t the first time he cheated on Academy Award winning wife, Sandra Bullock.

“This is just the first person who has gone public,” one source tells Us Weekly. Adds another, “This is not an isolated incident. When Sandra is away, he gets bored.”

Actually, Jesse’s cheating nature has been apparent to many of the employees at his West Coast Choppers bike shop in Long Beach, Calif.

“Everybody knew,” one source tells Us.

When Sandra was away, Jesse would regularly post internet ads looking for “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs,” says a source. Wow, classy…

Adds another source, “He sees their photos, answers the ads and invites the girls to his office.”

So how could Sandra be in the dark about her husband’s infidelity for nearly five years?!

“He is a whole other person when they’re together,” claims a source.

Adds another, “She was completely duped.”

Sandra is wayyyy too good for that nasty loser anyways. We hope he sticks to his tacky tattooed bimbos.

This week, the Berlin, Germany premiere of The Blind Side has been canceled due to Oscar-winning star, Sandra Bullock’s last minute drop-out.

This is the second time in less than a week that Sandra has bailed on an international event for her award-winning film reports, Access Hollywood.

Just last Wednesday, the actress pulled out of this week’s Blind Side screening in London following the slew of tabloid reports claiming her husband, Jesse James, was amid an 11-month affair with tattooed model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. That screening however is still taking place.

By Thursday, Jesse had issued an apology to his wife and three children. Additionally, Sandra moved out of the Huntington Beach, Calif. home she shared with her husband over the past five year.

And although Jesse has remained in the public eye, wedding ring and all, Sandra is still in hiding.

Poor Sandra. Looks like she really got blind-sided…

This week on American Idol, America’s favorite teeny-boppin tween, Miley Cyrus will mentor the remaining eleven contestants.

Miley will appear on Tuesday night’s show to help the hopefuls prep for their performances on a Billboard No. 1 hits-themed show, reports Usmagazine.com.

Additionally, Miley will perform her new tune “When I Look At You.”

In past seasons, mentors have included Paul McCartney, Slash, Mariah Carey and Dolly Parton.

But Miley isn’t the only Disney star to make an appearance that night. Newly outed couple, Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato will make a cameo singing their new duet, “Make a Wave” before one of the idols is sent home.

Earlier this season, Joe appeared as a guest judge during the Dallas auditions.

Tune in Tuesday to catch Disney mania on Americal Idol.

Our favorite shopaholic, Isla Fisher finally tied the knot to long-time fiance, Sacha Baron Cohen.

The cute couple said their vows to a small crowd in a private traditional Jewish ceremony last Monday, reports Woman’s Day in Australia.

“We did it – we’re married!” Isla wrote in an email to friends the next day. “It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.

Kate Gosselin admits she’s afraid to hit the dance floor on Monday night’s premiere episode of Dancing With the Stars!

In fact, the reality-TV mom is now questioning why she even agreed to appear on the show!

“I wake up in a cold sweat every night,” Gosselin tells USA Today. “What have I signed up for?”

Hmm, are you sure those cold sweats aren’t due to the guilt you’re feeling for practically abandoning your eight children???

Gosselin, who’s never moved her hips like yeah, has been practicing her moves with pro dance partner Tony Dovolani on a makeshift dance floor in the basement of her Wernersville, Pa. home.

“Never danced in public,” she admits. “It’s a huge fear.”

Her made goal of the show? “To conquer my fear of dancing. It’s hugely scary,” she says.

Damn, our biggest fear would be that her right kids forget who the hell she is!

So who does Gosselin think will be her toughest competition?

“Me. I struggle with perfection,” she says. “While it’s fun, I’m frustrated. Tony has to tell me to stop being so hard on myself.”

Yeah, no shit! This girl seriously can’t stop talking about herself… all the more reason why her conceited ass needs to be booted the first week.

Despite breaking down in tears due to post pregnancy weight gain on last night’s episode of Kendra, Kendra Wilkinson says she can’t stay away from unhealthy foods!

“I hate anything that says lowfat!!!! ewwwwwww!!” she Tweeted Sunday night. “I love fat so much!!”

We saw you reaching for that bread at the table last night!

Since giving birth to her little one, Hank Jr., Wilkinson admits that it hasn’t been easy attempting to get her fine as hell body back.

“It’s so hard to diet. i pace back ‘n forth in my kitchen for like an hour looking for anything unhealthy. hahaha,” she Tweeted.

The reality star recently opened up to Us Weekly about her post baby pudge and how it’s been quite a difficult adjustment.

“Having a different body was such a culture shock. I’m so used to being hot and fit,” Wilkinson explains. “I love my legs, and I love my butt, but everything else I hate.”

115 pounds or 300 pounds, Hank Baskett’s fine ass would still love her!

Top Chef star, Padma Lakshmi never knew what to expect from motherhood. But now, just four-weeks in, she exclaims her daughter, Krishna Thea is “just amazing.”

“I don’t know if I really knew what to expect,” the new mama told Us magazine at the Pampers party on Thursday.

“People tell you and you do what can to be ready to take care of yourself and the baby, but then when it happens, it’s just like nothing you’ve ever felt before,” Padma continued. “You realize you can’t really know what it’s going to be like until it happens.”

So how has her life changed?

“Well, it’s busy! It’s a lot of work being a mom — but it’s just incredible,” she says. “It does change you. It’s hard to put into words, but life is just different. You have to adjust.”

She adds that she’s doing her “best” to get sleep with her newborn.

But despite her lack of sleep, “I am really enjoying it,” she says of motherhood. “Everything she does [is so cute].”

Aww, we’re so happy for Padma and her new healthy nugget!

You’ve been a bad girl Gaga… Or so you’re ex-boyfriend thinks!

Songwriter and music producer, Rob Fusari, filed a lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend, Lady Gaga for $30.5 million, reports the Associate Press.

In the court papers, Fusari describes how he first noticed Gaga when she sang at his New Jersey studio back in 2006.

According to the songwritier, whose credits include the Destiny’s Child hit “Bootylicious,” he saw a future star in Gaga, and over the next several months worked with her regularly and, “radically reshap[ed] her approach.”

Fusari co-wrote songs from Gaga’s debut album, The Fame including, “Paparazzi” and “Beautiful Dirty Rich,” and even credits himself with the stage name “Lady Gaga.” The pop star however claimed in a 2009 interview that she came up with the persona “five years ago, but Gaga’s always been who I am.”

The two first started getting romantic around May of 2006. In addition to Gaga’s new approach, the two created a joint business venture to promote her career. Out of this collaboration, Fusari was entitled to 20 percent of profits. Additionally, Fusari claims he helped his girlfriend secure her record deal with Universal Music Group’s Interscope Records.

The Fame has sold over three million records in the US so far. And while Fusari has a producing credit on the Grammy-winning album, the lawsuit claims that both their romantic and professional relationships dissolved quickly as Gaga’s fame heightened.

Now, Fusari claims that he’s been denied his agreed-upon 20 percent of song royalties and 15 percent of merchandising revenue. So far, the songwriter has received $611,000.

“All business is personal,” the filing reads.

Lady Gaga’s spokesperson has yet to comment to the Associated Press’ request for comment.

Times must be tough! It seems like a lot of past-flings are coming forward looking to make a buck or two off their bad romances… Hey freeloaders, GET A JOB!

It was recently reported that Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James had an 11-month affair with tattoo model, Michelle McGee. And according to a friend, Michelle couldn’t care less about all her bad press!

“She’s very comfortable with who she is and what she believes in,” Michelle’s friend, Mary Guzman, tells Usmagazine.com. “Michelle is not a whore.”

Michelle, however, claims to be 24 and has previously posed in a Nazi photo shoot. Now there’s a respectable young lady…?

Yet, her friend continues, Michelle “does have a lot of morals and class, and I don’t know how she would respond to [various claims].”

Since Michelle sold the story of her alleged affair to In Touch magazine, the skank has racked in over $30,000. “Her phone has been going off nonstop,” her pal tells Us. “She’s been turning it off. She’s overwhelmed.”

Overall, “she’s good,” Guzman states. “She’s just kind of soaking it in and letting it fall into place. She’s a really strong girl and can get through this.”

What a hussy. This whore wants some money and attention… If she’s overwhelmed she absolutely deserves it. Bitch had it coming.

While we realize many people dislike Lindsay Lohan but we never imaged a whole country could!

The Hollywood starlet has been banned from countless nightclubs, but now British paper The Telegraph reports that government officials in India are contemplating whether or not to blacklist Lohan following her visit in December.

Out of a job for what seems like forever, Lohan decided to spend her free time filming a BBC documentary about child labor and human trafficking in India, and even claimed that she saved the lives of 40 kids in one day during a raid on a sweatshop illegally employing a few too many youngins!

“Over 40 children saved so far … Within one day’s work … This is what life is about … Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” she posted on Twitter.

Unfortunately, activists weren’t thankful for her efforts but rather offended considering she arrived in the country after raids in question and played no role in helping the kids.

In fact, officials later learned that Lohan broke India’s visa rules! She not only never applied for a work visa during a her trip, but also illegally filmed the documentary as a tourist!

Civil servants in New Delhi are currently investigating the situation to determine whether or not Lohan will be added to an “immigration blacklist.”

O-M-G… can this girl go anywhere without getting into some kind of trouble???

After suffering chest pains a few weeks ago, Michael Lohan was rushed back to the hospital for a heart scare!

Though he may have left the hospital A-okay the first time, the second time around was a different story. Lohan underwent a heart procedure and confirmed to RadarOnline.com that he had an angiogram and angioplasty to unclog blocked arteries.

Uh oh! Have you been hitting the sweets and fried food a little too hard lately, Mr. Lohan?

“The doctors told me my arteries were 10-20 percent precluded but they were able to blow them out,” Lohan told Radar. “I feel a little winded and a little out of breath, but I’m ok. They told me that inside, I have the body of a 30-year-old, but that I need to go on medication for stress. I’ve got to keep my stress down.”

The media whore is now back at home resting at his Southampton, NY home and has been receiving great support from family and friends… yes, even his estranged daughter, Lindsay Lohan. Or so he claims.

“Dina and all of my children have been extremely supportive and I love them to death,” he said. “In two weeks I go back to the doctor and I’ll find out how I’m doing. Until then I cant’ do anything physical. I can’t go to the gym. I’ve got to just rest.”

No sex either. Just the thought of that… ewww!

Kendra Wilkinson insinuated earlier this week that Kate Gosselin is a bad mother for leaving her kids to compete on Dancing With the Stars, but now the former Girls Next Door star is apologizing!

For real Kendra?! No need to bust out the sorries in this situation.

I didn’t mean to bash Kate,” Wilkinson said during a visit to Us Weekly’s New York City offices Thursday.

On Wednesday, the E! star admitted that she could never leave her 3-month-old son Hank Jr. to compete on a reality show.

“Man, I could never leave my baby for that long. That’s all I was trying to say. I couldn’t. There’s no way!” told Us. “I have separation anxiety really bad. Even three days here in New York. Every time [husband] Hank sends me a video, I cry.”

Unlike Kate, Kendra has greater goals in life rather than being a reality-TV fame whore!

“My goal in life is to be the best best mother I can be — not the best personality on TV,” Wilkinson said.

Maybe Kate should start taking parenting advice for Hef’s former girlfriend!

Heidi Montag gives her psychic manager the boot!

We wonder if he saw that coming???

The reality star, who let hubby Spencer Pratt go to hire Aiden Chase as her personal manager, has already kicked his ass to the curb, Usmagazine.com has learned.

This is all comes after Chase unexpectedly showed up on set while Montag was filming a cameo for the comedy Just Go With It, starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman, demanding that she pay him some $$$!

Montag was “horrified” when he showed up, “demanding a significant portion of her Hills money,” a source explains.

A rep for the reality star told Us Thursday, “Aiden had nothing to do with securing Heidi’s role in the movie.”

Looks like Chase is a huge creeper and just wants to get close to hot Hollywood starlets! He’s even moved in on Montag’s Hills cast mate Audrina Patridge.

The source explains that he recently followed Montag as she filmed The Hills and tried to “move onto Audrina [Patridge],” whom he not only offered his spiritual services to, but also asked to be her manager.

“He’s this creepy older guy who is clearly praying on these young girls. It’s awful,” the source says.

Sounds like Heidi may have a stalker on her hands…

While Kate Gosselin claims she’s not a diva, pro dancer Mark Ballas says otherwise!

“I’m not the type of person to judge…” Ballas told Usmagazine.com of Gosselin at Wednesday’s Drai’s Hollywood grand opening event in West Hollywood. “And I’m not going to be like ‘I don’t like [Kate]…”

“But, I mean, she’s pretty, you know, standoffish, which is kind of weird.”

Ballas recalls meeting the reality-TV mommy for the first time and insinuates she was far from a chatterbox!

“I don’t really know her, but when I met her she wasn’t kind of like, ‘hello’ or anything. I say ‘hey,’ and she was like ‘oh hey.’ I was like, ‘Okay!’”

Sounds like Kate truly does believe she’s queen bee on the Dancing With the Stars set. It would be perfect if her ass gets booted from the show first!

Ballas added, “She has a great partner, Tony [Dovolani] who is a dear friend of mine, so I’m sure he will whip her into shape. Whatever you can get out of that!”

We can only hope!

No different then all expecting mothers, Grey’s Anatomy’s leading lady Ellen Pompeo got a little bigger while pregnant with her first baby.

But not too much bigger!

The new mom gave birth to her daughter Stella last September with husband Chris Ivery, and in the process took on an extra 26 pounds.

“I went up a pants size during my pregnancy,” Pompeo, 40, says to Self magazine. “I was in size 25 jeans and went to 26. I gained 26 pounds.”

But don’t think the TV star is complaining! She adores her fuller post-pregnancy shape.

“I weigh 10 pounds more than I ever have. I love it,” she says.

“Everyone always told me I was too skinny before, and I thought, Oh, God, what if there are 14-year-olds who think I’m not eating, and then they don’t eat? Do I have a responsibility?” the skinny actress admits.

“Really,” Pompeo retorts, “I don’t care if people think I’m too skinny. This is my body. If they don’t like it, screw it. [My weight] doesn’t matter to me. I have a healthy baby.”

Wow! An actress who doesn’t care about her weight — this is something new!

The Grey’s star also got criticism for only taking a mere four week break before returning to work on the show.

“A lot of people couldn’t understand why I wouldn’t take my maternity leave,” she says. “I make a good living, but I won’t always make this kind of money. I felt I needed to work while I had this opportunity.”

Good for you! Earn that money while you got your youth on your side! Cast mate Katherine Heigl should take note!

It seems to be a rough week for Hollywood couples!

Coming off news of Kate Winslet’s split from hubby of seven years, Sam Mendes, new details of a doomed relationship emerge!

According to sources, the marriage first showed troubling signs while the couple filmed the movie Revolutionary Road.

Mendes directed the acclaimed film, while Winslet reunited with good friend Leonardo DiCaprio in a film about a troubled marriage. The theme seems a bit ironic now!

“Sam told friends Kate would talk about the film the moment they woke up, and it was overbearing,” a source tells Usmagazine.com says.

The situation only got worse when the pair took time off in 2009 to spend time together.

“They went stir-crazy and argued more than ever,” the source spills.

The Hollywood couple then chose to end it when Winslet took on a role for the miniseries, Mildred Pierce, which was filmed in New York and leaving her hubby alone in London.

Winslet told Mendea, “Your career is not more important than mine,” the source says.

Well what we have here is the typical Gigli effect — work together… and it’s dunzo!

Well if it wasn’t official before, it seems to be now. Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James has taken down his Twitter page in light of his alleged affair!

We can’t think of anything more that screams guilty!

It was Wednesday when a magazine report came up accusing James of having an affair with tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” MeGee, RadarOnline.com reports.

The affair supposedly took place while Bullock was in Texas filming her award winning role in The Blind Side.

James Tweeted recently when his beloved dog Cinnabun went missing in February, but come this Wednesday his page was no where to be found.

This shocking news comes just after Bulllock’s sweep of the award season, as she openly thanked James for his support and love in her speeches, but it now seems the thanks and gratitude was wrongly placed.

Is it so hard to find a decent man anymore! I mean even Jesse James can’t keep it in his pants!

If the rumors are indeed true, we think Sandy deserves much better! We hear Jake Gyllenhaal is available!

Paula Abdul keeps quiet about the possibility of her joining Star Search!

Earlier this week, Entertainment Weekly revealed that the former American Idol judge was “finalizing a deal” to star in the new version on the 1980s-era talent show, and while she’s not confirming the rumors, she’s not denying them either!

“Once again, until you hear it from me, you can’t believe what you read Lots of love!” she Tweeted Tuesday.

The show is set to premiere this summer and could possibly feature Abdul as a judge and host, EW.com reported.

Who knows how this will all pan out considering she was also once rumored to compete on Dancing With the Stars and lend her judging talents on Simon Cowell’s X-Factor.

We hope Paula gets the gig! We’ve missed her crackhead comments, crazy clapping and chair spins!

Kate Gosselin claims she’s not a Dancing With the Stars diva!

During an appearance on The View Wednesday, Gosselin addressed New York Post’s Page Six reports that she “doesn’t want anything to do with other contestants” and has “set herself apart” because she “wants to be queen bee.”

The reality mom says there’s no way for the rumor to be true because she’s been rehearsing on a makeshift dance floor in the basement of her Wernersville, Pa., home with partner Tony Dovolani, rather than mingling with cast mates in Los Angeles.

“I’m 3,000 miles away!” she said. “I was out [in L.A.] once for five days and met everyone and had a great time.”

The diva shots are nothing new to Kate as she’s faced them many times before!

“It’s no different than what I’ve been facing for the past year,” she said, adding that she’s “too busy focusing on my kids” to care about rumors.

Bitch, please!

So how is Kate able to balance her DWTS gig and being a mommy of eight right now?

She claims participating in the show and fulfilling her parental duties is “a delicate balance,” adding that she’s usually getting her dance on “before they’re up in the morning or at school.”

While Kate is off being miss Hollywood, ex-hubby Jon Gosselin is on parent duty.

“I’m making the best of it,” she said.

We hope this bitch gets voted off the first week!

Bethenny Frankel doesn’t regret being a complete and utter bitch to former bestie, Jill Zarin!

The Real Housewives of New York City ladies had it out last season when Frankel phoned Zarin telling her that she needs to get a “hobby” because she obsesses over her life.

In a new episode of the show, airing Thursday, Zarin confronts her former BFF and there isn’t a happy ending.

“I don’t regret anything I’ve said,” Frankel told Usmagazine.com Tuesday at the NYC premiere of The Bounty Hunter. “If she’s saying that I told her she needs to get a hobby, then that’s accurate. That’s what I said. I don’t regret anything I’ve said.”

Is it just us or has Bethenny become extra bitchy this season?! Just because she finally found love and got knocked up doesn’t give her any reason to act like she’s the shit.

Besides the back-and-forth bickering between Bethenny and Jill, what else can we expect to see on the new season of Housewives?

LuAnn de Lesseps will take a shot at singing, similar to Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak, who shot to fame after releasing her first and only single, Tardy for the Party.

“I think LuAnn is a better singer,” Frankel said. “But Kim is a better performer. Kim is so fiery. She really puts on a show. Their styles are different. We’ll see if LuAnn blossoms with it.”

That’s all this world needs… another reality star turned singer!

Heidi Montag rules out her wedding day as the best day of her life!

Earlier this week, the reality-TV star began filming her first ever cameo in the romantic comedy, Just Go With It, starring legit actors Jennifer Aniston and funny man Adam Sandler.

Is Heidi confusing a cameo role with that of an extra?! We’re really not quite sure how the hell she managed to get this gig, but she’s damn excited about it!

“I just had THE BEST day of my life filming my first comedy movie!!!!!” she Tweeted Monday. “It was beyond what I could have ever dreamed!!!!!”

She added, “I am wearing my sailor shorts I designed in the movie!!!” Uhh, too bad she looks like a porn star with her homemade getup!

After day two of filming, the reality star turned actress Tweeted her love to her fellow actors.

“I LOVE Adam Sandler!!” she wrote.

Unfortunately, Adam failed to Tweet the love back.

NASCAR superstar Jeff Gordon and wife Ingrid Vandebosh recently learned that their second child will be a boy!

Jeff took to his Web site Tuesday to announce the news.

“I’ll speak with the media here in Talladega in a few minutes, but I wanted to let all of my fans on JeffGordon.com know first that Ingrid and I are having a boy!”

Gordon announced his wife’s pregnancy earlier this year on the same website. The two married in Novemeber of 2006 and have welcomed their first child, Ella Sofia in 2007.

“Ella is also very excited and can’t stop talking about how much she’s looking forward to being a big sister,” Gordon says.

Congrats to the couple!

In the latest issue of GQ, Shia LaBeouf reacts to all the drama made over his over-publicized 2008 car crash.

When the story first broke, it was reported that Shia was drunk during the accident that left his left hand severely injured.

And now, Shia is lashing back at all the people who shared their opinion on the situation, including Khloe Kardashian who served 173 minutes in jail for a 2007 DUI charge.

In the long run, Shia was never formally charged with a crime and the crash was not his fault, the other driver had run a red light.

“I’d be watching the news, and they’d play my car crash, and every once in a while Kim Kardashian’s sister would jump on TV and preach to me from the red carpet about how to live my f****** life,” Shia tells GQ.

“And I’m so upset, man. I’m so angry,” he goes on. “Because this accident was not caused by me. I got hit. I had a green. This f***** ran a red light. And he flipped my truck, and he shoveled it on my hand. And my fingers are in the street… they’re off, they’re under the truck door, man. This is fake, dude,” he says, while lifting his newly reconstructed hand.

However, Shia’s mood was immediately elevated when the topic of his British girlfriend, Carey Mulligan was mentioned. he and Carey met on the set of their upcoming movie, Wall Street 2.

“She’s an unbelievably thought-provoking actress, the most talented actress I’ve ever met in my life, by leaps and bounds,” he says. “Neither one of us are fame whores. It works out. It’s not like we’re the premiere couple; we’re not the red-carpet king and queen.”

Wow, Shia… even though you’re a little hostile, we appreciate your honest and modest nature. Can’t wait to check you and your GF out in the upcoming flick!

Unfortunately, the reports that Spencer Pratt is leaving The Hills are completely untrue!

Despite Monday reports that King Spencer Pratt was leaving The Hills to fight cyber crime, it looks like the folks at MTV will continue dealing with his disgusting behavior, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

“All of that stuff about him leaving The Hills to fight cyber crime is not true,” the insider insists.

We’re not really sure who made up this ridic story (probably Spencer himself) but the real deal is that dude has anger issues that MTV’s production crew needs a break from!

“He is leaving The Hills for 6 weeks because he was asked to,” the insider reveals.

Pratt recently “flipped out” on the show’s set after a female producer made a request to which he wasn’t too fond of.

“He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], ‘I should kill you for even asking me to do that!’” the source recounts.

The producer was apparently “very rattled” by Pratt’s antics, and reported his behavior to the show’s top producers, who then threatened to kick the douche bag off the show.

Realizing that he’s nothing without The Hills, Pratt and his posse made a compromise with MTV.

“The show agreed that Spencer would leave The Hills for six weeks to do anger management training once a week at home. If he completes it, he can return to the show.”

Looks like we’ll be seeing a lot less of Spencer this season… suh-weet!

Lindsay Lohan has a new love in her life — Sam!

Not Sam Ronson, but new love Sam Webb, and it seems that Lindsay has jumped back to the other side and fallen hard for the European model.

“She’s obsessed with Sam. She’s looking for projects that are based in England so she can be near him,” a source close to Lindsay spills to RadarOnline.com.

The new Sam, who lives in England and has modeled for Dolce & Gabbana, accompanied LiLo to Milan Fashion Week as well as Paris Fashion Week.

“She’s been talking about moving to England because of him. She’s fallen pretty hard for him and follows him wherever he goes,” says one source.

The troubled young star has never been subtle about her relationships and friends of Lindsay predict an obsessive, whirlwind relationship — similar to that with SamRo.

“She loves that he’s part of the fashion scene and that he’s legitimate,” the source says. “He has done huge campaigns and she can actually talk about Karl Lagerfeld and he knows who she’s talking about. She’s in heaven.”

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. When will you learn?

Even after his death, Michael Jackson continues his reign over pop music!

Sony Music Entertainment has inked a deal that will put $200 million into the King of Pop’s estate. The deal — which will be formally announced on Tuesday — guarantees ten projects over the next seven years and has become the largest recording contract in history, RadarOnline.com reports.

The projects of the late singer — due out this fall — will include an album of unreleased songs, a re-release of Jackson’s 1979 hit album Off The Wall, with bonus tracks and a DVD of Jackson’s video collection.

“During his life, Michael’s contracts set the standard for the industry,” John Branca, one of the Jackson estate executors, says. “By all objective criteria, this agreement with Sony Music demonstrates the lasting power of Michael’s music by exceeding all previous industry benchmarks.”

Sony’s Rob Stringer says his company is “dedicated to protecting this icon’s legacy, and we’re thrilled that we can continue to bring his music to the world for the foreseeable future.”

Mario Lopez has one wish for his unborn baby…

That it’s half as cool as his French bulldog, Julio Cesar Chavez Lopez!

“If my baby turns out half as cool as my little dog, then we’re set!” the Extra host tells Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show. “I love my dog!”

Lopez, who met his soon-to-be baby mama Courtney Mazza in 2008 in A Chorus Line on Broadway, couldn’t be more excited for her to pop out their first child.

“I am so excited dude, I’m fired up! I’m like a little kid waiting for Christmas!” he tells Seacrest.

And so is his family!

“This is really late for me. In Mexican years I should have three to four kids right now!” he jokes. “My family was like ‘About time!’ when I told them!”

With all the chicks he’s hooked up with and cheated on, you’d think he’d already have a bunch of little A.C. Slaters running around!

On Monday night, 20/20 hosted a television special Inside the Bachelor: Stories Behind the Rose.

On the show, Bachelor creator and executive producer, Mike Fleiss revealed that “the average guy will end up having sex with three women during the course of the show.”

So which hunky Bachelor got the most goodies on the show???!

Season 4’s star Bob Guiney? Ewwww.

“I think he was 5 1/2 women,” said Mike.

So what does that mean? five lays and a bj?! Barf.

Bob however tells Usmagazine.com that Mike is just teasing, adding “LOL.”

Well, we DEFINITELY don’t see the appeal, but what exactly attracted 5.5 women to Bob?

“Bob had just come off the Trista season of the Bachelorette so his popularity was enormous,” Mike explained. “Women were in love with him right from the start.”

And if there are any women out there still lookin’ for a piece of the Guiney, get excited!!!! He and his wife of five years, All My Children star Rebecca Budig have recently split.

Ew, Bob Guiney? REALLY?!! We can think of several other Bachelors we’d sleep with before Bob. Actually, we’d prob take any other Bachelor before Bob. Sorry Buddy…

Miley Cyrus says she has more friends since quitting Twitter!

The Last Song star, who deleted her ever so popular Twitter page last fall at the request of her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, says the Internet is “kind of lame” although she once Tweeted dozens of messages to her followers daily!

“I was kind of tired of telling everyone what I’m doing,” Cyrus says in an interview with Movieline. “I hate when I read things and celebrities are complaining, like, ‘I have no personal life.’ I’m like, well, that’s because you write everything that you’re doing.”

The teenybopper even admits that her days as a Twitter fanatic left her “sad” about having “no real, normal life.”

Cyrus, who’s known lately for saying stupid shit, surprisingly takes full blame for everyone knowing her business!

“I’m like, well, that’s my own fault because I’m telling everyone,” she explains. “Everything I’m saying is not really going with what I’m putting on the Internet.”

Since leaving the Twitter world, Cyrus says she is “”a little bit more social” and has “a lot more real friends.” Hmm, we beg to differ! Miley and Liam are practically attached at the hip, leaving barely anytime for her friends!

Seriously, we can’t even remember the last time a new episode of The Miley and Mandy Show was uploaded to YouTube.

The former Internet feen is now throwing digs at her addicted friends.

“I hang out with my friends and they’re so busy taking pictures of what they’re doing and putting them on Facebook that they’re not really enjoying what they’re doing,” she complains. “You’re going to look back and have a million pictures, but you’re not going to be in any of them. Because you’re not having fun, you’re too busy clicking away. So I think, just enjoy the moment you’re in, and stop telling people about it. Just enjoy it.”

Stop stop stop talking that blah blah blah!

Talk about a random selection of Hollywood and Chicago’s sleeziest celebs.

On Sunday, March 14 Chicago native, Vince Vaughn kicked it with Blackhawks players Patrick Kane and Kris Versteeg at The Pony on Belmont.

Additionally, from MTV’s The Hills, party pals Holly Montag and Stacie Hall (the bartender) hit up the hot spot after hearing about the Blackhawks hanging there.

With the skanks from The Hills combined with Kane’s drunken nature, there’s no doubt in our minds that something scandalous went down that night…

Man, Joe Jonas is really making his way around the teeny-bopper block!

Disney channel star, Demi Lovato, has just confirmed her new romance with the JoBro.

On Friday, Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush asked Demi if she’d ever dated a Jonas Brother, and she, unsuccessfully, tried to play it off…

“Umm, maybe,” Demi admitted as Bush pried for more. “Which one? Joe?” the host continued.

Eventually, the actress/singer broke down about her Camp Rock costar calling Joe her “best friend.”

“So you guys went from boyfriend-girlfriend to best friends?” Bush asked.

“No, kind of the opposite,” Demi replied.

“Oh? So you’re dating him now?” the host insisted.

“Umm, yeah he is my best friend and he is incredible,” Demi finally exclaimed.

The newly outed couple toured together back in 2008 and recently filmed a music video together for their duet “Make a Wave,” to be featured in the upcoming Disney Channel original, Oceans.

How long do you think this relationship will last before Joe texts Demi that it’s over? Poor girl will have never seen it coming… even though we all know this JoBro is a bit of a D-Bag.

Corey Feldman says he won’t be attending his BFF’s funeral!

Teen star Corey Haim, who died March 10, will be laid to rest Tuesday in Toronto with only close family members at his side.

“In the days following my best friend Corey Haim’s death, I have spent much time with his mother Judy, who has always been like a mother to me,” Feldman says in a statement. “I would love nothing more than to be by her side at Corey’s funeral, however, due to their strong religious beliefs and need for privacy, the family has decided to make Corey’s funeral on Tuesday a small private affair.”

“Understanding the recent media attention and to be respectful of the family’s wishes, I have decided not to attend. Instead, I will remain in Los Angeles quietly mourning and planning his memorial,” Feldman continues. “As a sign of respect, I am asking the media to honor Corey Haim by making the same choice. I am working with a few people who were close to Corey to put a memorial together within the next month. At that time, the media will be invited to honor and celebrate the legacy he has left behind, along with friends, fans and the rest of the Hollywood community.”

The official cause of Haim’s death has yet to be confirmed as they’re still waiting on toxicology test results, but his mother says she was told by the coroner that her son suffered from pulmonary congestion.

The police and California Attorney General Edmund G. Brown Jr. seem to think otherwise though. On Friday, Brown told Usmagazine.com that Haim’s death has been linked to an “illegal and massive prescription-drug ring.”

What happened to those rumors stating that Corey Haim’s family wanted the fans to pay for funeral costs???

Breaking News! Academy Award winner, Kate Winslet has split from her husband, film director Sam Mendes.

The two had been married for 7 years and together have a son, Joe, 6.

In a statement, London-based Schillings law firm tells Usmagazine.com, “Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year. The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children. They ask that the media respect the privacy of the family.”

Additionally, Kate had been in one prior marriage to Jim Threapleton with whom she has a daughter, Mia, 9.

Kate is an extraordinary woman and it’s so hard to see bad things happen to good people. Our thoughts go out to Kate in this tough time.

Jessica Simpson admits that she’s more self conscious than ever before!

And who’s to blame? That douche bag John Mayer for revealing to Playboy that his ex was “sexual napalm.”

On Monday, Simpson stopped by The View and chatted with the ladies about Mayer’s comments, claiming they were “embarrassing. I’ll walk into a restaurant and I feel like men are looking at me — but I feel like they’re undressing me.”

J.Simp is doing her best to get past Mayer’s remarks and says his apology “doesn’t really matter.” He better have enjoyed their time in between the sheets together because Jess declares, “He’ll never have this napalm again!”

While Mayer may be completely out of the picture, what about Smashing Pumpkins’ front-man Billy Corgan?

I can’t meet anyone without being married the next week,” Simpson said of Corgan, who helped produce theme song for The Price of Beauty. “He is one of my dear friends… he understands my heart and what I wanted to do.”

Hmm, we’re not exactly buying it! Corgan had far too many great things to say about her in Rolling Stone for it to be just a friendship.

Simpson, who recently admitted she didn’t want to die alone, told the ladies at The View that she “can’t wait to have kids” and if she doesn’t find a worthy man by her forties, she’ll use BFF and openly gay stylist Ken Paves to make it happen for her!

“If I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my friend Ken Paves and I are going to have kids,” she shared.

“I’m trying to convince her to do it before the time I turn 40,” Paves added. “Which is two years.”

Something tells us she’ll have found her dream man by then!

Talk about a cougar!

Miley Cyrus recently started dating Liam Hemsworth, her costar in the upcoming flick The Last Song. But when she first came to set, she wasn’t the only family member who had the hots for the Australian hunk.

“I don’t know who had a bigger crush on him at the beginning, my mom or me,” Miley tells Entertainment Tonight of her new beau. Miley’s mom Tish Cyrus was an executive producer on the flick.

“I was like, ‘No, maybe he’s just too pretty. I don’t want to be with someone who’s better looking than me. That’s, like, awkward,’” Disney channel’s favorite tween recounts.

In fact, it was Miley’s mom who even convinced her to give the guy a shot!

“My mom was like, ‘No, he is cute–he is!’” Miley exclaimed.

Additionally, Miley’s mama got in close for all the steamy kissing scenes. “Her mom was watching,” Liam tells ET of their on-screen smooches. “Her grandma was also watching, which was really funny. [The grandma] was on set everyday and she’d be right at the monitor with the headphones on… She should have been directing the film. She knew more about it than anyone.”

“Intimacy’s always tough,” Liam admits. “I feel like it’s the hardest thing for me as an actor.”

On admitting their real-life romance, Miley adds, “I was so over denying it. It’s stupid to lie about it. It’s good news!”

Um, we’re jealous, and we can’t blame Miley’s mom for wanting him too! That young Aussie is beauuutiful!

Tiger Woods a man who’s faced a great amount of public scrutiny this past year is now facing some of the meanest peeps in the business… the kids from South Park.

The golfer is getting animated for the 14th season premiere of the show, set to air on March 17. In the episode Tiger will meet the gang in their fictional Colorado town.

Although a synopsis of the episode has yet to be released, an episodic picture shows Tiger standing next to Cartman at his mea culpa press conference. The creators of South Park feel like Tiger’s story is a crucial on to protray.

“It’s such an important issue in America right now — the sex addiction outbreak,” South Park cocreator Matt Stone said. “We’re all really concerned about him and hope he gets better.”

After having undergone treatment for sex addiction, Tiger made his public apology on Feb. 19, three months after his Thanksgiving car crash that launched the whirlwind of marital affair outings.

The Associated Press is speculating that the golfer will return to his sport in time for the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill Club and Lodge in Orlando scheduled for March 22 to 28.

Well, we’re not the biggest South Park fans, but this is definitely an episode worth tuning in for! Catch it this week on St. Patrick’s Day!

Kim Kardashian comments on Scott Disick’s former douche bag ways!

During an appearance on NBC’s The Tonight Show on Thursday, talk-show host Jay Leno grilled Kim on her sister’s men.

At one point, Leno pulled out a photo of Disick in a recent “Hot or Not” spread in Us Weekly and asked if he was a legit “sleazeball.”

“Obviously he’s made some poor choices,” she replied.

In other words, a few months ago that answer would’ve been yes.

Kim also dished to Leno about sister Khloe’s L.A. Lakers star hubby Lamar Odom, and how she’s dealing with being so far away from him while filming for the second season of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.

Unlike Kourtney, who has her two boys, Scott and baby boy Mason with her in the Miami heat, Khloe’s man is off shooting hoops for the Lakers.

“Khloe is a bit frustrated,” Kim said. “She doesn’t like being away from her husband [Lamar Odom].”

The newlyweds still manage to keep things hot while being miles apart with their nightly iBoning sessions though!

Before peacing out of The Tonight Show, Kim, Jay and fellow guest Dana Carvey knocked back a few shots to end the night — shots of QuickTrim of course!

“Do they suppress your appetite?” Carvey asked.

“Oh, it does not make you have the runs,” Kim replied. “Cheers!”

Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots everybody!

Although this rumor has surfaced once before, it seems Katherine Heigl is finally ready to leave Grey’s Anatomy.

The ABC show’s creator, Shonda Rimes, has agreed to release Katherine from her contract reports Entertainment Weekly. A final exit agreement however, still needs to be worked out.

Katherine had been on temporary leave from the show while she focused on her film career and newly-adopted daughter, Naleigh. She was expected to resume work on March 1 but never appeared in the studio on or after that date, reports EW.com.

The actress may in fact, end up not shooting anymore episodes. An ABC rep declined to comment.

It’s not like it wasn’t a long time coming though. Katherine has always had a rough relationship with the show. In 2008 if you recall, she pulled herself out of the running for the Emmys, complaining that she didn’t receive any “material…to warrant a nomination.”

Additionally, last summer, she told David Letterman that the “17-hour work day” on the show was “cruel and mean.”

We like Katherine, but seriously… what an ungrateful bitch.

The stars of the upcoming comedy Bounty Hunter, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have yet to confess to any romantic involvement. The movie’s director however admits the two are awfully good at faking it!

“When you have that chemistry [between actors] you’re like ‘Thank God!’ because they’re having fun on day 45 and day 65 and they’re still flirting,” director Andy Tennant tells Usmagazine.com.

“Gerry likes to have fun, Jen likes to have fun, they don’t take themselves seriously — which is a big mistake people assume with Jennifer, but she’s a riot!” Tennant continues. “So we went out [during filming] and had a good time.”

But what about the talk of Jen and Gerry hookups? Jen blames Gerry! “He starts those rumors! It’s his fault!” she told one reporter, laughing.

“Gerry is the best,” she added. “He’s funny and handsome. Nice combo!”

And Gerry chimed in too! “We have a natural chemistry. You can see it in our magazine shoot and the film, we have a great time together.”

In their new movie, the actors play ex-lovers reunited in a crime investigation. One GMTV interviewer asked Jen if she thought exes could get back together in real life.

“Absolutely!” She replied. “Sometimes you meet each other a time in your lives and you’re not necessarily ready…you’re not fully formed to have maturity it takes to be in a relationship…It’s not all black and white.”

Hmmm, maybe Gerry and Jen really aren’t together and this is her telling us of a potential reunion between her a Brad??!

On the most recent season of The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka couldn’t handle the stress of 15 women. Now, it seems like he’s bored with only one!

On January 13 at a Dallas Mavericks game, it appeared an attractive young lady caught the eye of Jake, after he had already proposed to Vienna.

An eyewitness at the game tells Us Weekly the naughty bachelor followed the woman from her seat to the concession stand.

To make matters worse, Jake took the girls hand “and said ‘You might have seen me on a TV show,’” the onlooker exclaims. “He said ‘I think you are so beautiful, and you shouldn’t be standing here alone.’”

But not to worry, Jake was turned-down as the woman in question was engaged to a buff-looking fellow who put a quick stop to his advances.

And while they appear to be SO in love while the cameras are rolling, multiple sources claim he’s not always so serious about his bride-to-be. “Everything he’s ever done has been with the goal of getting to the next level,” one source reveals.

Additionally, when the show first began filming Jake claimed to have no intention of marrying any of the bachelorettes. One source even reports that he told his then-girlfriend, Tanya Douglas, that his goal on the show was completely spiritual. “He told her he was going to lead 25 women to God,” the insider claims.

Ummm, WHAT?! That’s gotta be the strangest thing we’ve heard yet! Anyways, how can you feel so morally savvy when you’re an attempted adulterer? Come on Jake… get it together.

Kate Gosselin compares her current Hollywood lifestyle to that of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s!

Seriously Kate, you are NOT a Hollywood star. Get the f*ck over yourself!

Just three months after Kate and Jon Gosselin’s divorce was finalized, their eight children are now struggling with the fact that their mommy is 2,400 miles away for at least three days out of the week preparing for her upcoming stint on ABC’s Dancing With the Stars.

In the new issue of Us Weekly a source confirms that Kate took a break from the kids from Feb. 21 to March 5 in order to train and promote for the show. The kids “were asking, ‘When is Mommy coming home’” an insider tells Us.

Kate’s absence has put her 9-year-old twin daughter’s down in the dumps while the little ones have begun to act out.

Twins Cara and Mady “seem depressed when Kate isn’t around,” a source explains, adding that five-year-old sons Aaden, Colin and Joel “got into trouble at school for talking back to teachers.”

Uh oh! Looks like they’ve been witnessing a little too much of Jon and Kate’s back-and-forth banters.

Unfortunately, Kate — who “wants to be a huge star” — doesn’t see anything wrong with taking a break to fulfill work responsibilities.

“She says Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have lots of kids and their parents are away for long periods, working to support them,” a family insider tells Us.

GTFO of Hollywood Kate and get a REAL job!

Real Housewives of New Jersey star Caroline Manzo has no gripes with MTV’s newest hit show, The Jersey Shore!

“They are young kids doing their thing,” Manzo told Usmagazine.com of Snooki and the gang during Wednesday’s Bravo Upfronts at New York’s Skylight Studios.

The 50-year-old housewife isn’t offended by their crazy antics, unruly behavior and intense fist pumping. Considering that the majority of the Jersey Shore cast members aren’t even from New Jersey, Manzo could give a shit because they really aren’t representing her community.

“Let them be kids and one day they’ll just look at it and realize,” she explains. “They are not from Jersey so I don’t care.”

While many Italian Americans and Jersey residents are outraged by the show, Manzo doesn’t see anything wrong with it because they’re not hurting anyone. Well, except Ronnie Margo, who threw a few too many punches at some Jersey Shore randoms during the first season of filming.

The Bravo star explains that it’s not just kids partying at the Jersey Shore who are acting out.

“There are clusters of kids like that,” Manzo told Us. “They are not hurting anybody. It’s their image — nobody else’s!”

We totally agree! If you don’t like the show and their crazy antics then simply change the channel!

Heidi Montag breaks it off with Spencer Pratt…

Breaks off their client/manager relationship that is! After five years of managing Speidi, Montag has let Pratt go and hired Malibu based psychic Aiden Chase as her personal manager, the reality star tells People.

“After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,” Montag says. “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”



“No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,” she continues. “I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”

Speidi is DUNZO?! That is like music to our ears!

Though King Spencer Pratt may no longer be handling his plastic wifey’s career, they remain happily married.

Montag explains that new manager Aiden Chase has helped to cleanse her soul and to think positive about life.

She has now “cleared all the negative energy in my life,” and has a lot to look forward to — including a Ron Howard related show businss project, a feature film comedy and will appear on The Tonight Show next week.

Sadly, we only see the talk-show appearance working out for her…

Jessica Simpson fears she’ll die alone?!

Well not exactly, but she’s crossing her fingers that it doesn’t happen that way!

During an event Wednesday hosted by Danielle Morano from Z100’s Elvis Duran and the Morning Show, Simpson performed Who We Are, the song she co-wrote for The Price of Beauty with rumored boyfriend Billy Corgan, and even took time for a little Q&A session.

Looking back at her past failed relationships, Simpson says she hopes to find true love again and live happily ever after.

“I hope I don’t die alone, that’s for damn sure,” she told the audience Wednesday at IHeartRadio presents An Evening with Jessica Simpson in Manhattan.

Putting Nick Lachey aside, J.Simp has a real knack for shacking up with some of the greatest douche bags… cough, cough Tony Romo and John Mayer!

Dating in the public eye has proven to be quite difficult for Jess as she’s practically set to walk down the altar with any guy she hangs out with.

“It does affect certain decisions. Like, I’d love to go out to dinner with certain people I’ve met but I can’t because everyone would be like, ‘Wow!!! They’re gonna get married!’”

While we NEVER imagined Jess to hook up with Billy Corgan, he seems like a genuine guy who’s not going to sex-and-tell.

Justin Timberlake took the phrase what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas a little too literally.

Timberlake was with his boys in Vegas partying till the early hours on the balcony of Tao nightclub, and though there were many women around, none of them were girlfriend Jessica Biel, RadarOnline.com reports.

Timberlake flirted the night away with hot girls that were following him around like a little puppy dog, but spent most of the night with two go-go dancers, one blond and one brunette.

He left without his friends around 2:30 a.m., but as it usually happens in Vegas, the night didn’t end there!

According to an eyewitness, Justin was seen bringing the two ho-bags up to his suite with a bottle of champagne, while Jessica remained on the East Coast, attending the premiere of her documentary, Summit on the Summit.

Sounds like Jessica needs to dump his sorry ass! He may be hot and rich but that usually coincides with being an asshole!

Corey Haim passed away on Wednesday at the early age of 38 following in the footsteps of a long list of celebrities who have passed from troubles of dealing with fame.

Dr. Joseph Haraszti, a psychiatrist from California, spoke out about his unexpected death.

“They can’t handle the pressure. Everybody wants a piece of them. Society wants a piece of them. Everybody wants to meet them, wants their autograph, it can just be overwhelming,” he tells RadarOnline.com.

Haim was not a patient of Dr. Haraszti, but he explains it’s a typical situation that occurs with child stars.

“What I see as the common theme is they get all this adulation for their performance but they lose out on their childhood because often times they become the bread winners for their family. They don’t go to regular school, they didn’t go to the prom, and they didn’t go through the social angst. That is a tremendous loss. Someone who misses out on that is impaired. Then they try to make up for it as adults. They try to go back and have a childhood because they never had a childhood or adolescence. Then they go wild, sooner or later they turn to drugs because they just feel out of control, they can’t handle their anxiety,” he explains

Haim has struggled with addiction for years and has failed to learn from his numerous visits to rehab. His career had been at a standstill since his early childhood days, and Dr. Haraszti says this downward cycle for a has-been star can be tough.

“Once the music stops, then they feel a tremendous sense of inner emptiness, then they don’t have the skills emotionally and socially and interpersonally to reach out and to start a normal life. What they have experienced is not normal, they can’t redeem that. There are many younger stars who come along and take their place and they become has-beens and after a while people forget their names even.”

We think it’s a story told too many times in Hollywood and unfortunately it seems that friends and family could not help Corey.

“Too much money, too much fame, everything too soon just results in overwhelming problems,” Dr. Haraszti claims.

We agree completely, RIP Corey.

Though Renee Zellweger has been out of the Hollywood scene lately, she continues to give back to the common folk — particularly in Starbucks gift cards!

While the Chicago star was picking up some coffee in Santa Monica, Calif., a friendly stranger saw that her parking meter was about to run out!

The stranger added more change and bought Zellweger some extra time, according to RadarOnline.com.

How friendly of them! Lord knows if it were us we would’ve said too bad for her!

Renee was shocked by the kindness and paid him back with a $100 Starbucks gift card!

How fabulous! We go through $100 a week a Starbucks — so maybe we should wait around the meters and Renee will give us some loving as well!

After a rumored romance with Jessica Simpson — Smashing Pumpkins’ front man Billy Corgan speaks out against John Mayer’s Playboy interview.

“He’s trying to destroy his career,” Corgan tells Rolling Stone in an interview outtake. “Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating his soul to the point where he’s trying to blow it up. Certainly a talented guy, but empathetically, standing on the sidelines, it’s hard to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground speaking as somebody who’s done it.”

Mayer recently dished to the men’s magazine about his sexual relationship with Simpson — calling her a “sexual napalm” and “crazy” in bed.

“I think for any person who has celebrity to sort of drop rocks at somebody else’s feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on,” Corgan says. “There’s things that should just be left alone.”

Though Corgan and Simpson have yet to confirm whether or not they are dating, he recently spilled to Rolling Stone that Jessica is most definitely worthy of love.

“If people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do,” Corgan explains.

The two have worked on the theme song for Simpson’s new VH1 reality show, The Price of Beauty, which airs March 15.

Corgan may be furious with Mayer’s words, but Simpson seems more upset that her game got salted!

“Normally you would think that somebody you care about would keep those intimate details to himself,” she says. “I mean, it was definitely a compliment, in a way, but I don’t really want people to know that about me. That’s, you know, I’m like the good girl and then that happens.”

During a recent appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, the talk-show host told Simpson that she can be both a good and bad girl!

“Yeah, but that’s the thing — I am … but he gave away my game!” she says.

Got to love a girl who knows how to play the game! We’re with Billy on this one, what goes on between the sheets is no one else’s business!

While newly-engaged Bachelor couple Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi may be rushing to the alter, it seems as though Vienna won’t be getting off the pill anytime soon!

The two have talked about starting a family — but not right away!

“Not for a few years,” Girardi recently told E! News.

They’ll probably be broken up by then anyway.

“We want five kids,” Pavelka explained.

Girardi added, “The other day it was 10!…No, no, no, like two or three.”

Before jumping the gun on wedding plans, the couple plan on living it up for awhile.

“We’re going to wait awhile before we start talking about wedding dates,” Girardi said. “We want to have some normality in our relationship.”

These two shouldn’t even begin discussing babies and wedding dates because chances are, they’ll be jinxing themselves!

Mario Lopez is getting serious with girlfriend Courtney Mazza! So serious that he’s knocked her up!

The former Saved By the Bell star couldn’t be happier about the news!

“Courtney and I couldn’t be more excited,” he said in a statement on Extra Wednesday. “I’ve waited my whole life to be a dad — this is a true blessing. I am looking forward to sharing this experience with my family and my family at Extra.”

Mazza is due to give birth this fall!

Just what we need… another A.C. Slater running around! We just hope Mario doesn’t cheat on this one like he did the Doritos girl!

Khloe Kardashian and hubby Lamar Odom get their iBone on!

How does this Dash girl and the L.A. Lakers star keep things “sexy” when he’s on the road playing basketball and she’s filming in Miami?

They often “iChat,” but “I call it ‘iBoning,’” Khloe said. “We’re married. You gotta make it fun.”

During an appearance on Wednesday’s Lopez Tonight, Khloe revealed how she prepared for her late night iBoning sessions with her hubby while filming for the second season of E’s hit show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.