Pierce Brosnan may have met his new James Bond girl last night in Chicago at the Environmental Hall of Fame Awards at the Hotel Allegro.

Brosnan and his wife, Keely Shaye, got to meet the famous Victoria and Everything S.O.S. at the downtown hotel.

Victoria sported a red wig, a new black dress from Express, black Nine West boots and a new pink coat. Victoria’s friends told the 007 star that she goes by Justin by day and Victoria by night to which Brosnan said: “Well, you look good!”

To that, Vickie batted her eyes, smiled and said: “Well, thank you Pierce”!

The last time Jessica Simpson was in Chicago it was quite different than ex-boyfriend Tony Romo’s Windy City party-marathon this past weekend.

The last time Simpson was here was in February of 2007 with her then-boyfriend John Mayer. The couple were in town for Mayer’s concert and they holed up at the Ritz-Carlton hotel. The two went to Bistro 110 for lunch where they shared a bottle of wine and when Mayer was at soundchecks Simpson shopped on Rush Street.

The most scandalous part of her trip also involved a blonde beauty like Romo’s. Simpson had a wild encounter with an autograph seeking tranny named Victoria and Everything S.O.S.!

Funny what a difference a year makes. Now John’s randomly dating Jennifer Aniston and Jess is once again, single.

On Monday night Amber, Victoria and Everything S.O.S. (yes, the Queen Diva Bee is back!) and I BUZZED over to Chicago’s AMC River East movie theater to listen to Jerry Seinfeld speak and show clips from his new flick “Bee Movie”. I hate to be a BUZZkill here, but we were not too impressed. With Seinfeld that is.

“The Chicago Sun-Times” published an ad over the weekend for the event, which cited that movie-goers with the best looking bee-inspired outfits would win items autographed by Seinfeld and other talents involved with the film. So we of course took the time to find the best queen diva bee outfits and as it turned out only one other woman dressed up. (The event had a poor turnout - the theater wasn’t even half full!) So we thought we’d be a shoe in for the autographed items, but it turned out that no one got a lousy thing for their bee efforts!

When Seinfeld arrived we realized who the real QUEEN DIVA BEE was.

First of all, as your highness entered the theater one of his handlers flipped out on a couple of fans who were patiently waiting outside for Seinfeld’s autograph. The scary handler scolded the fan and said that if they did not return to their seat, they’d BEE kicked out. Meanwhile, Seinfeld did not even flinch.

Seinfeld did not sign autographs or take photos with anyone at the event. However, the worst part were some of the statements that he made.

He began his little speech by saying that he really did not want to be there as he referenced his casual outfit: jeans and a blazer. Nice.

Then he poked jokes at the only other woman dressed bee-ish. He called her unusual and strategically moved away from where she sat. (It was obviously a joke, but I thought it was kind of mean. Good comedians shouldn’t have to resort to making fun of an audience member to make people laugh!)

He may have been too cool for school Monday night, but I found some evidence of a more Beelicious Seinfeld at an another “Bee Movie” event.

Anyway, during the Q and A session, someone asked Seinfeld if he could give us his best bee sound and he refused to give us a buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! WTF! Talk about a Debbie Downer!

OK but my favorite part is when he was talking about why New York City was chosen for the setting of the movie. He said something along the lines of how “we” New Yorkers live in such small and confined spaces that it’s like a bee hive.

Uhhhhhhhhhh are you kidding me? That was the funniest thing Seinfeld said all night! Have you seen a picture of his house???

Ladies & Gentleman, I give you Jerry Seinfeld’s small and confined BEE HIVE! Ha!!!

Well, we’re still not absolutely sure if Victoria and Everything S.O.S. is back in the Chicago, but there is one thing we know for sure. The Nine West Diva woman has access to a phone!

Our sources told us V. Sauce called “The Dark Knight’s” star Anthony Michael Hall in his posh Chicago hotel room yesterday. Her reason: “She was doing a favor for her autograph friend who wanted to know if he was back from the Batman set yet so he could score an autograph,” the source said.

V. Sauce managed to get through to Hall’s room because the sneaky diva knew the secret code word to access his line.

In unlike diva form, V. Sauce did not chat the poor guy’s ear off when he answered.

“She just hung up!” the source said.

Cisco Adler wasn’t as lucky…read more here!

A lot of our readers have been wondering where Victoria and Everything S.O.S. went. We are sad to report that unfortunately, she has been on a LONG vacation. Our close V. Sauce sources tell us that she is most likey in Europe right now and will return soon once again.

We do know that V. Sauce is Debbie Downer because she did not get a photo with Brangelina while they were here. To make it up to her, we felt obligated to honor this post to her!

V. Sauce! V. Sauce! You know it! V. Sauce!

Did Victoria and Everything S.O.S. inspire John Travolta’s role of Edna Turnblad in “Hairspray”??? I don’t know - we can’t help but notice the strong resemblance!!!

Rob Schneider agreed last minute to replace Lindsay Lohan on “The Tonight Show” this evening. The best part is that he’s going to dress in drag as the originally slated guest, Lindsay Lohan. Schneider does have pretty eyes, with a little eyeliner and mascara he just may pull it off!

The Boots Girls have turned to our resident tranny expert, Victoria and Everything S.O.S., for her opinion on Schneider dressing in drag. Here’s her advice:

“Hey Rob, make sure you TUCK it correctly!” S.O.S. said. “You don’t want the bulge sticking out.”

a PERMANENT marker! So a lot happened while I was drinking tequila in Mexico. S.O.S. went to get an autograph from Amy Winehouse while she was in town for a show recently. Victoria mentioned that Perez has stolen our photos to the Perez enthusiast (even though he wrote yesterday on his blog that she needs dental work!!!) which caused Winehouse to get a little defensive. “I like Perez!” Winehouse told Victoria before she took a permanent marker and left a war wound on our poor little tranny’s face. WTF???

Victoria and Everything S.O.S. had to face the public with this war wound for days. We may never know the emotional distress it has caused her! P.S. The outfit Vickie is wearing in this photo was inspired by….

Lindsay Lohan! This is what the prisoner wore to TRL the other day.

Hey Perez,

So since you promised us you would put a link to our site on yours and have not done so, we wanted to give you a friendly little reminder. Victoria and Everything S.O.S. choreographed this special little jig just for you! We hope you like it baby girl!

Zoolander has the Blue Steel, Elle Woods has the Bend and Snap and Victoria and Everything S.O.S. has the Tranny On Demand!

After Perez Hilton stole our photos of Victoria and Everything S.O.S. with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer, posted them on several occasions and then compared Victoria to Anna Nicole Smith’s mom Virgie Arthur, Victoria or Justin took it upon herself to give Perez a piece of her mind. Perez actually responded!

On 4/28/07, justin wrote:

Perez( YOU F** LOSER)

You are the biggest loser in the world. I am calling you out to a one on one match between each other (so I can kick your butt and teach you a lesson about comparing me to Anna’s mom).

You know exactly what I am talking about with the pics of Victoria S.O.S. with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. I do NOT like the fact of you stealing photos from other people’s websites and using them on yours at all. Now that you decided to put my pic up again on your site it’s WAR.

SO you are getting this email from the real me, Justin aka Victoria. ALL I have to say is watch your back from now on. You never will know when I show up to L.A. and come to the coffee house that you work out of to do your things for the site.

SO IF YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE ME UP ON MY FIGHT, I WANT U AND ONLY U TO ANSWER THIS E-MAIL BACK TO ME. SO LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS(wait I don’t think u have any balls, you might be a p****). SO LETS SEE A RESPONSE FROM U ON THIS. I
want you to email me back. If you don’t email me back at all, I just have to say watch your back from now on.

(AND VICTORIA/JUSTIN GOES ON AND ON…YADA, YADA, YADA!)

Actually, there are 3 things I would like from you to not have me kick your ass. First, I would like an apology from you for the comparing of me and Anna’s mom and for you saying that pic of me with John Mayer was you. The second thing I would like from you is to not use my pics anymore on your site. The last thing I want is for u to put the website thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com on your links list.

If u are willing to apologize to me for the comparison to Anna’s mom and the saying that it’s you on the John Mayer pic and willing to put our site on your links page then we are cool with each other. So can I get you to do those things I am asking for from you? Please let me know.

JUSTIN

PEREZ’S RESPONSE:

Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:16:52 -0400
From: “Perez Hilton” To: justin
Subject: Re: PINK HAIR OR BLUE HAIR F** LOSER

Well I am sorry for using the pics of you with John and the one with Jessica.

I promise not to use your pics at all anymore on my site.

Also I am sorry for comparing u to Anna’s mom.

I will also add a link on my blogroll of the site thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com

I hope that you are happy that I am saying that was wrong of me using the pics and comparing
u to Anna Nicole’s mom.

Perez

Hmmmm…we’re still waiting for the link!