Mike Tyson was arrested early this morning on DUI and cocaine charges in Arizona. Tyson reportedly did not drive the wrong way down a freeway like Nicole Richie; however, he did almost strike a sheriff’s vehicle while leaving a Zona nightclub. D’OH!!!!!!

Julia Roberts is reportedly pregnant with her third child. Beware friends of Julia! Last time Roberts was pregnant she was here in Chicago filming Ocean’s 12 and she did not have that happy pregnant glow. She was a grumpy on-set diva! Let’s hope she is not Debbie Downer this time around!

Wait tell me it isn’t so! Could this really be the same Michael Jordan I have seen out at parties and bars all the time for the past ten years? SHOCKER!

I don’t know what you heard about me
But she can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms you can’t see
That (ACCRODING TO ROSIE O’DONNELL…) I’m a — P-I-M-P

R, R, R, R, R UNIT! Had this to say presumably about the Donald in a poem she posted on her blog. And yes, Rosie does seem to refer to the D as a pimp:

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

O’Donnell really should turn the poem into a rap song. Maybe K-Fed could produce it. Read Rosie’s whole poem here.

Damn girlfriend! Let me put my Chanel sunglasses on for this photo. Here’s Eva Longoria in London Thursday night showing off the rock fiance Tony Parker gaver her.

Paris Hilton is currently in Sydney, Australia to host a NYE party. The Aussies are in for a treat. I went to a NYE bash hosted by Hilton 2 years ago in Miami. The highlight of my night was when Hilton got on stage (after a few cocktails) and gave a speech about sex and how “hot” everyone looked. It was a classic Paris!

Paris, trust us, wear sunscreen! We went down under a few months ago.

It’s…MY DICK IN A BOX! Check out this hilarious skit with Justin Timberlake
here from SNL if you haven’t already seen it. It’s only been forwarded to me about 30x!!!

And it’s almost as good as…DEBBIE DOWNER! Wah, Waaaah!

President Gerald Ford

1913-2006

President Bush issued the following statement yesterday after the former Presiden’ts passing:

Laura and I are greatly saddened by the passing of former President Gerald R. Ford.

President Ford was a great American who gave many years of dedicated service to our country. On August 9, 1974, after a long career in the House of Representatives and service as Vice President, he assumed the Presidency in an hour of national turmoil and division. With his quiet integrity, common sense, and kind instincts, President Ford helped heal our land and restore public confidence in the Presidency.

The American people will always admire Gerald Ford’s devotion to duty, his personal character, and the honorable conduct of his administration. We mourn the loss of such a leader, and our 38th President will always have a special place in our Nation’s memory. On behalf of all Americans, Laura and I offer our deepest sympathies to Betty Ford and all of President Ford’s family. Our thoughts and prayers will be with them in the hours and days ahead.

Carrie Underwood, who recently got back from Iraq after performing for the troops, was spotted hugging her new beau Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo at the Texas Stadium before his game against the Philadelphia Eagles on Christmas Day. Read exclusive details at Intouchweekly.com.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt spent their Christmas Day handing out gifts to refugee children in San Jose, Costa Rica.