Lindsay Lohan flew home to New York to spend Thanksgiving with her dysfunctional family!

Although LiLo is used to VIP treatment while in Long Island, N.Y., mom Dina put her coke-head daughter to work in the kitchen.

“Lindsay is making the garlic mashed potatoes. They are amazing!” Dina Lohan told People while taking a break from serving a Thanksgiving lunch to autistic and special needs community members at the Harbor Links Country Club in Long Island, N.Y. on Tuesday.

They’re amazing because Lindsay probably sprinkles a little white powder before giving those potatoes a stir! The Lohan family is probably high as kite after Thanksgiving din-din!

Little sis Ali also lent a helping hand.

“Ali is doing the stuffing and I’m doing the turkey and making sure nothing burns,” said Dina.

Before digging in, the Lohan’s spend a few moments sharing their thanks.

“We go around the table and say what we are thankful for,” said Dina. “I grew up with it and it’s just a Thanksgiving tradition we have going on at our house that we grabbed onto … We are so blessed and it’s important to share what we are thankful for, and not to take things for granted.”

They’re probably all thankful that Lindsay lived another year!

Ali Lohan’s singing career needs a boost, and she just might get it. “Johnny Wright, who manages the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake, has offered to help out Ali and guide her career, but we’ll see if [mom] Dina will be into it,” a source told Page Six. “She wants full control and the full manager’s fee for herself.”

A rep for Ali and Dina said, “We are meeting with [Wright's] firm.”

I’m sure they’ll figure something out if it means getting Ali in the limelight.

Rumors of 14 year-old Ali Lohan getting breast implants blew up the blogosphere yesterday and big sister Lindsay Lohan has something to say about it! Lindsay blogged on page yesterday and explained how pissed she is about the breast implant assumptions. Check it out:

“hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL”

I do think it’s a little extreme to assume a 14 year-old child got implants. Maybe she’s just going through puberty! Anyways, how cute is it that Linds gives a little shout out to Samantha Ronson?

Dina Lohan has spoken out against CNN’s Anderson Cooper who recently trash talked her rising star teenage daughter Ali.

During a guest-hosting appearance on Live with Regis & Kelly, Anderson launched into an anti-Lohan tirade where he had this to say about Ali:

“Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”

The harsh comment did not sit well with Dina who responded exclusively through OK!. “People are just cruel!” she said. “This is bad karma for him.”

I’d have to agree with Dina on this one. Anyone who watches Dina’s reality-TV show Living Lohan, which features Ali, knows that her daughter has to deal with bullies from school all the time. It’s pretty sad that an anchor from CNN is now added to her list of bullies!

On her climb up the entertainment ladder celeb-wannabe Ali Lohan made a pit-stop where many do: a casting session with a porn director.

Ok, so she wasn’t actually trying out for a porn, but she did audition for a role in the upcoming flick Troll and unbeknownst to her mother Dina Lohan, the director is Peter Davy who is famous in the adult entertainment industry for movies such as Breast Wishes 14 and Bun Busters 12.

TMZ.com reported the 14 year-old singer/actress landed a role in Troll, which is NOT a porn, and will probably be released straight to DVD sometime in 2009.

By the way, the whole audition was captured on Living Lohan if you’re interested in seeing Dina and Ali’s reactions when they find out the director’s spanky past.

Hollywood deejay Samantha Ronson rarely answers to the media, but when Page Six published a story today involving her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Ali she fired back! Check out what Ronson posted on her today:

“i mean….. really?

ok- so i don’t make reference to most of the crap said but every now and then my patience wears a little bit thin—-

from page 6 today

ALI Lohan is trying to make it big with her new single, “All the Way Around,” but she’s not getting any help from her big sister’s girlfriend. Samantha Ronson, who’s been dating Lindsay Lohan for several months, refuses to play the single during her DJ gigs. When Ronson played the Sephora party at the Angel Orensanz Foundation last week, a spy said, “[Mom] Dina showed up with a copy of the song for Sam to play - but she refused. The song is really bad.”

1- I really like the song- as soon as her myspace page goes up it will be a song of the day-

2- the only person who showed up with a cd for me to play was my lil step brother chris- he is in my top friends- i played his song coz i like it

3- where do they come up with this sh*t????

4- the most pathetic thing of all is that richard johnson is an old friend of my mother’s and therefore could have easily fact checked this one….. however- it would seem that no one cares to do any of that anymore- in fact- i’m sure if i looked up the last 10 times my name appeared on that page i would find that none of it was true.

i wouldn’t be responding to this one- but i’m afraid that people might actually believe that and that’s not fair to Ali. She’s 14 years old- high school is bad enough- do tabloids really need to torture teenagers as well?

well then- with that out of the way- I hope you are all well and check out the single on itunes- it’s a great f***ing pop song!

xosamantha”

Oh the drama!

Ali Lohan’s first single, All The Way Around, has been released exclusively to People.com.

If you’ve been keeping up with Living Lohan at all you’d have seen 14 year-old Ali recording this track while at The Palms Hotel in Las Vegas.

Lohan has been compared to teeny bopper Miley Cyrus but she told People, “She’s really good. But I have different music than her,” Ali said. “It’s a different vibe – it’s definitely a different vibe. Mine is more hip-hop. Kind of like Rihanna.”

Click here to listen to the single!

All The Way Around is set to be released worldwide on July 14. “I think that would be awesome,” Ali said of doing a duet with her sister Lindsay. “We talked about it.”