The nine-minute long music video for Telephone just came out, and already, Lady Gaga is thinking about her next one!

To produce her next video, “Alejandro,” Gaga has already hired famous fashion photog Steven Klein, reports Women’s Wear Daily. Klein is known best for shooting the infamous Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 2005 W magazine cover.

Gaga normally goes for music-video veterans like Jonas Akerlund who shot both “Telephone” and “Paparazzi” videos. However, she opted for Klein to film her next high-fashion, high-concept video most likely due to his blockbuster magazine covers.

Additionally, WWD claims that Klein’s skill “at depicting sexual tension” with top Hollywood stars is another likely reason why Gaga chose him to direct the video.

If this video is anything like her last two we can’t wait to see what’s in store! Oh we feel bad for that poor Alejandro…

Clearly it wasn’t a clean break when Chelsea Handler split with long-time boyfriend AND boss, Ted Harbet. The comedian/author slams her ex-bf in her latest book, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang calling the Comcast president a “giant toddler.”

But apparently Ted doesn’t mind. “He has read the book and signed off on everything, so he should be fine with it,” Chelsea tells the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

In the same issue, Chelsea serves a publicist-servant to tween Abigail Breslin in a comedic photo shoot. Abigail even holds a mock issue of Us Weekly that frames her as a “Wild Child.”

Even though they’re broken up, we’re glad to see that our old pals can still get along… even when Chelsea is talkin shit about her old flame.

So we all know about Jesse James’ 11-month affair with tattoo model Michelle McGee. Now, multiple sources are coming forward admitting that this wasn’t the first time he cheated on Academy Award winning wife, Sandra Bullock.

“This is just the first person who has gone public,” one source tells Us Weekly. Adds another, “This is not an isolated incident. When Sandra is away, he gets bored.”

Actually, Jesse’s cheating nature has been apparent to many of the employees at his West Coast Choppers bike shop in Long Beach, Calif.

“Everybody knew,” one source tells Us.

When Sandra was away, Jesse would regularly post internet ads looking for “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs,” says a source. Wow, classy…

Adds another source, “He sees their photos, answers the ads and invites the girls to his office.”

So how could Sandra be in the dark about her husband’s infidelity for nearly five years?!

“He is a whole other person when they’re together,” claims a source.

Adds another, “She was completely duped.”

Sandra is wayyyy too good for that nasty loser anyways. We hope he sticks to his tacky tattooed bimbos.

This week, the Berlin, Germany premiere of The Blind Side has been canceled due to Oscar-winning star, Sandra Bullock’s last minute drop-out.

This is the second time in less than a week that Sandra has bailed on an international event for her award-winning film reports, Access Hollywood.

Just last Wednesday, the actress pulled out of this week’s Blind Side screening in London following the slew of tabloid reports claiming her husband, Jesse James, was amid an 11-month affair with tattooed model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. That screening however is still taking place.

By Thursday, Jesse had issued an apology to his wife and three children. Additionally, Sandra moved out of the Huntington Beach, Calif. home she shared with her husband over the past five year.

And although Jesse has remained in the public eye, wedding ring and all, Sandra is still in hiding.

Poor Sandra. Looks like she really got blind-sided…

This week on American Idol, America’s favorite teeny-boppin tween, Miley Cyrus will mentor the remaining eleven contestants.

Miley will appear on Tuesday night’s show to help the hopefuls prep for their performances on a Billboard No. 1 hits-themed show, reports Usmagazine.com.

Additionally, Miley will perform her new tune “When I Look At You.”

In past seasons, mentors have included Paul McCartney, Slash, Mariah Carey and Dolly Parton.

But Miley isn’t the only Disney star to make an appearance that night. Newly outed couple, Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato will make a cameo singing their new duet, “Make a Wave” before one of the idols is sent home.

Earlier this season, Joe appeared as a guest judge during the Dallas auditions.

Tune in Tuesday to catch Disney mania on Americal Idol.

Our favorite shopaholic, Isla Fisher finally tied the knot to long-time fiance, Sacha Baron Cohen.

The cute couple said their vows to a small crowd in a private traditional Jewish ceremony last Monday, reports Woman’s Day in Australia.

“We did it – we’re married!” Isla wrote in an email to friends the next day. “It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.

“I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss – just us!”

On Sunday, Sacha was spoted sporting some new bling on his ring finger.

Back in 2005, Isla had told a British newspaper, “Sacha makes me laugh more than anyone.”

She added that their relationship works, regardless of its unconventional nature.

“Instead of ‘Hey, honey, did you pick up the dry cleaning?,’ it was ‘Did you get beaten up? Are you getting sued? Is there a warrant out for your arrest?’” she said of Sacha who, at the time, headlined the controversial comedy, Borat.

We’re so happy to finally see this cute couple married! Congrats guys, enjoy the honeymoon!

Despite wanting even bigger knockers, Heidi Montag’s DDD dreams won’t be coming true anytime soon!

During an appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Friday, the reality star revealed, “I legally can’t right now. The limit is 800cc and I have 700cc.”

Whatever the hell that means.

“I think I’ve reached the point [where I can stop],” she added. “I think I’m good for awhile. I’m surger-ied out.”

Despite her ten surgeries in one day and the massive amount of criticism she’s received from the media and her peers, The Hills star doesn’t think she’s addicted to enhancement surgery.

“I don’t think I am addicted,” she said. “When you’re addicted, you have to do it every day, and thank God I don’t do it everyday … I like to do it all in one day … knock it out.”

Which made her go from looking like the typical Hollywood bimbo to Cat Lady’s mini-me!

Montag, who went under the knife in November, says she is still recovering from the procedures.

“It’s excruciating,” she said, “but beauty is pain.”

Have you looked in the mirror lately?! Since when is looking like wax figure considered beautiful?

Surprisingly, there’s no on-set tension between Hollywood bad girl Shannen Doherty and former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson!

The Dancing With the Stars contestants were both married to Rick Salomon at one point in their lives, but they don’t share any hate for one another.

This comes as quite as surprise because Doherty once tried to beat the shit out of Salomon’s other ex-girlfriend, Paris Hilton. Girl must’ve matured a lot since then because Doherty has nothing but great things to say about Anderson.

“I don’t think either one of us really think of that as a factor at all,” Doherty said Monday during a chat for KIIS-FM’s On-Air with Ryan Seacrest.

“Pamela’s gonna be sexy, sexy, sexy,” she added of her competition. “And so much fun to watch.”

Doherty, who snuck in during Anderson’s Sunday rehearsal, admits, “She did amazing…She’s got that body…It was fun, she did a great job.”

Like Kate Gosselin, Doherty is also facing an extreme amount of nerves, admitting to Ryan Seacrest that she is “nervous and freaking out” and “terrified” for the first show.

“I break out in hives…I don’t know what I’m gonna do about about this. I can’t I can’t!”

If girl is that nervous to hit the dance floor, then why did she ever agree to appear on the show?

Doherty explained to Seacrest that she’s competing on DWTS as a tribute to her father who suffered a stroke last Christmas.

“We kind of struck a deal,” she said. “He’s gonna go in there and work really hard on regaining his speech and mobility, and I was gonna get over my fear of a live audience.”

We’ll be rooting for you, Brenda Walsh!

Kate Gosselin admits she’s afraid to hit the dance floor on Monday night’s premiere episode of Dancing With the Stars!

In fact, the reality-TV mom is now questioning why she even agreed to appear on the show!

“I wake up in a cold sweat every night,” Gosselin tells USA Today. “What have I signed up for?”

Hmm, are you sure those cold sweats aren’t due to the guilt you’re feeling for practically abandoning your eight children???

Gosselin, who’s never moved her hips like yeah, has been practicing her moves with pro dance partner Tony Dovolani on a makeshift dance floor in the basement of her Wernersville, Pa. home.

“Never danced in public,” she admits. “It’s a huge fear.”

Her made goal of the show? “To conquer my fear of dancing. It’s hugely scary,” she says.

Damn, our biggest fear would be that her right kids forget who the hell she is!

So who does Gosselin think will be her toughest competition?

“Me. I struggle with perfection,” she says. “While it’s fun, I’m frustrated. Tony has to tell me to stop being so hard on myself.”

Yeah, no shit! This girl seriously can’t stop talking about herself… all the more reason why her conceited ass needs to be booted the first week.

Despite breaking down in tears due to post pregnancy weight gain on last night’s episode of Kendra, Kendra Wilkinson says she can’t stay away from unhealthy foods!

“I hate anything that says lowfat!!!! ewwwwwww!!” she Tweeted Sunday night. “I love fat so much!!”

We saw you reaching for that bread at the table last night!

Since giving birth to her little one, Hank Jr., Wilkinson admits that it hasn’t been easy attempting to get her fine as hell body back.

“It’s so hard to diet. i pace back ‘n forth in my kitchen for like an hour looking for anything unhealthy. hahaha,” she Tweeted.

The reality star recently opened up to Us Weekly about her post baby pudge and how it’s been quite a difficult adjustment.

“Having a different body was such a culture shock. I’m so used to being hot and fit,” Wilkinson explains. “I love my legs, and I love my butt, but everything else I hate.”

115 pounds or 300 pounds, Hank Baskett’s fine ass would still love her!