Russell Brand: Wedding Planner Extraordinaire!

March 29th, 2010

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Usually it’s the girl who gets all hyped up over wedding arrangements right?! Welp, not for Katy Perry and Russell Brand!

Right now, Katy’s firsr priority is planning her next record. “Well, I have to plan my [new album, due this summer] first and then I’m going to get to my wedding,” the singer, 25, tells
MTV News. “But I’m really excited about that, too.

So it seems her fiance Russell is the one taking matters into his own hands! Katy even claims the guy has become “a total bridezilla!”

“He’s like a freak, man. You should see — he’s always, like, buying bride magazines. Every time we go out for breakfast he’s like, ‘Can we just stop and get a bride magazine?’”

So while Russell is all gaga over the big ceremony, Katy is telling reporters that they may even consider eloping! “We just want it to mean something,” she said when asked about the kind of ceremony she wants. “It doesn’t matter if it’s just me and him or if it’s a big, fat ordeal.”

Looks like it’s about to be a fat ordeal!

At the moment though, over any extravagant arrangements, Katy says she just enjoys being engaged. And when asked how it’s been going so far, she exclaimed, “Fabulous! Better than I would imagine engagements typically do!”

Aww, SUCH a cute couple! We’re so excited for them and can’t wait to see what Russell has planned for the big day!

Russell Brand Kissed A Boy And Liked It!

February 3rd, 2010

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We knew it wouldn’t last long… notorious man-whore and recently engaged, Russell Brand has already cheated on Katy Perry!

And while Miss Perry SINGS about kissing girls, Russell legit kissed a boy!

Brand laid a wet one on How I Met Your Mother star Jason Segel during the Stand With Haiti benefit concert in Los Angeles Tuesday night.

Nice work Russell! Going for Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds?!

Brand’s attraction to his Forgetting Sarah Marshall costar was unreal… dude just couldn’t keep his hands off him. In fact, Brand even grabbed Segel’s ass onstage! Katy Perry may have some big knockers but the girl has no junk in the trunk! Russell probably just wanted to remember what a REAL booty felt like!

Russell and Katy Waking Up in Vegas?!

February 1st, 2010

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand are working on wedding plans, and they haven’t ruled out Vegas!

On Sunday, at a Grammys pre-party Katy told Usmagazine.com, “we just want it to mean something. It doesn’t matter if it’s just me and him or if it’s a big, fat ordeal.”

And while most details about the wedding were kept on the DL, Katy exclaimed that the engagement is going “Fabulous! Better than I would imagine engagements typically do!”

And when can we expect to see the two walk down the aisle? “I think when the time is right and we can both schedule it,” she told Us. “And when the press doesn’t know about it!”

Additionally, Perry admitted that when it came to her surprise proposal, Google ruined it for her! She read about Russell’s ring-shopping exploits “on Google alerts. I’m going to be honest!”

Congrats to the happy couple! We’re glad to hear the engagement is going so fabulous!

Katy Perry NOT Pregnant… Yet!

January 14th, 2010

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Katy Perry’s eggo isn’t preggo!

Despite recent Internet rumors that Perry — who got engaged to sex maniac Russell Brand on New Year’s Eve in India — was getting a sonogram and showing off a baby bump, the star’s rep tells Usmagazine.com
that the claims are “not true.”

Additionally, Perry took to her Twitter page Wednesday evening to address the bogus rumor.

The star — who appears to be VERY open — said she was on “my period.”

“Better luck next month peepz,” she posted.

While Katy claims she isn’t preggers, she and Russell were spotted looking at booties at a baby boutique in North London this past Sunday.

Knowing Russell’s ridiculous sex obsession, we wouldn’t be surprised if Katy “accidentally” gets knocked up in the very near future!

Katy Perry And Russell Brand Engaged!

January 5th, 2010

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Who would’ve ever thunk it?!

Sex feen and notorious player Russell Brand popped the question to girlfriend Katy Perry, sources confirm exclusively to Usmagazine.com.

The odd couple — who have been dating since September 2009 — got engaged five days ago while on holiday vacay in Jaipur, India. A friend close to Brand says that he proposed with a ring and Miss Perry gladly accepted!

A Perry insider says the couple’s exotic trip “was his Christmas gift. She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”

Aww, how cute! Though they’re quite an odd pairing, the two couldn’t be more in love with each other.

A friend tells Us that Perry has “never connected with anybody like this,” and that Brand “is super into her. She says he makes her laugh like nobody else in the world.”

If Russell Brand can end his player ways then maybe there is hope for all other guys!

Russell Brand Wants Babies With Katy Perry!

December 7th, 2009

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Is Russell Brand seriously ready to settle down and be finished with his player lifestyle? The funny man wants the world to know that he’s done slutting it up and looks forward to eventually starting a family!

Mr. Brand has girlfriend Katy Perry to thank for his changed ways!

“It was a deep craving within me – I mistook it for lust,” the comedian told Britain’s GMTV. “I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough – to get the right one. I’m ever so happy.”

While he’s still not sure if he ever wants to take the plunge and get married, he definitely has babies on the mind!

“I don’t know, get married, you say? That would be good, isn’t it? I want to have children – that would be good,” he said.

Katy isn’t just one of Russell’s typical whores! In fact, he met her parents for the first time in Austria last week!

Looks like there is hope for all the other douche bag players of the world…

Nick Jonas Thinks it’s a Compliment to Be Laughed At…

September 1st, 2009

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The biggest bros in Hollywood unfortunately will not be attending this year’s VMAs.

Contrary to popular belief though, it’s not because the hilarious, yet brutal, Russell Brand is hosting again.

Last year, The Jonas Brothers were mocked by the comic for wearing purity rings and remaining virgins till marriage. But they don’t hold it against him! Nick, the youngest brother even said he wouldn’t mind (too much) if Brand picks on him and his brothers again!

“As far as his comments were concerned, what we said from the beginning was that he seemed to run out of material — but if we’re the butt of his jokes, it’s kind of a compliment in a bizarre way,” he tells the BBC.

Hosting the show, airing Sept. 13, is “great for him,” Nick continues. “He has form and ultimately he does a great job. We hope he has a good time this year,”

We think the Jo Bros just opened up a floodgate for more mockery. At least the oldest bro won’t be taking virgin stabs soon!

Holly Madison and Russell Brand Flirting in Vegas!

May 4th, 2009

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Were Holly Madison and Russell Brand just partying together over the weekend or could this be the start to a budding romance?

Madison started her Saturday evening off at Hugh Hefner’s Playboy’s Playmate of the Year party at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas and later made an appearance with Brand at Tao for Jay-Z and Diddy’s fight-night party, according to E! Online.

The twosome dined at Diddy’s table and were apparently seen getting cozy together.

”Russell and Holly were flirting with each other all night,” a source said.

Hmm…Holly’s last fling began in Vegas but who knows if there’s any truth to this. Plus, we know that Russell’s a big flirt anyway!

Preppin’ For The VMA’s

September 5th, 2008

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Host Russell Brand teamed up with Christina Aguilera and T.I. yesterday for a press conference for the 2008 MTV VMA’s.

What’s up with Christina’s psychedelic skirt?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall World Premiere

April 11th, 2008

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Kristen Bell, Jason Segel, Mila Kunis and Russell Brand attended the world premiere of their new flick Forgetting Sarah Marshall yesterday in Hollywood, California.

Now that the movie is opening does that mean we won’t have to look at all those annoying billboards and ads all over town anymore?

Alyson Hannigan, Seth Rogan, Dave Navarro, Stormy Daniels, Billy Baldwin, Tom Arnold, Andy Dick and Alicia Witt also showed up.

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