President Obama Taking Life Advice From Tiger?!!!!

December 14th, 2009

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We find it absolutely ridiculous, but Golf Digest is standing their ground by insisting they’re not embarrassed for putting Tiger Woods on the same cover as President Barack Obama.

Just two weeks before Tiger’s scandal broke, Golf Digest went to press with it’s January issue featuring Tiger and Obama on the cover, with the headline: “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.”

SAY WHAAAAT?!!!!

“Woods is a good role model … because he has always been able to pull himself together after setbacks,” the article reads. “Woods never does anything that would make himself look ridiculous.”

This is a joke right?! We’re sorry, but over the course of the past few weeks Tiger looks pretty damn ridiculous! Not to mention, we highly doubt he’ll be able to pull himself together after this seriously scandalous setback.

On Friday, Tiger (now linked to THIRTEEN women) acknowldged his “infidelity” for the first time. Additionally, he added that he’s taking an “indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.”

Because of his confession, Golf Digest doesn’t plan to change their coverage of Tiger in the future.

“Our statement remains the same, that is Golf Digest has had a long-standing relationship with Tiger Woods to provide instruction articles for the magazine, and we do not have any plans to change that,” a magazine spokesperson tells Usmagazine.com.

Unfortunately, not everyone remains supportive of Tiger. Consulting company Accenture announced it’s ending its six-year relationship with the golfer, who brought in an estimated $110 million a year in endorsements.

“We are disappointed but respect their decision. That is all I have to say to you,” Tiger’s agent, Mark Steinberg, told the Wall Street Journal.

Additionally, Gillette also plans to suspend their ad campaign that features the golfer.

Lucky for him though, AT&T and Tag Heuer are reconsidering their deals with Tiger while Nike, Electronic Arts and Gatorade remain 100% faithful.

Obama, please disregard any advice given to you based on the lifestyle choices of Tiger Woods. You’ll be doing your country a great favor… Following such tips would be doing the US a huge disservice and really… we don’t need another President Clinton.

Audio: Barack Obama Calling Kanye A “Jackass”!

September 15th, 2009

TMZ obtained audio of President Barack Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass”.

The audio was recorded before Obama did an on-camera interview with CNBC.

“I thought that was really inappropriate,” he said of West interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech. “He’s a jackass.”

After the comment, Obama said “Where’s the pool?” He obviously was worried the joke would leak out adding, “cut the President some slack.”

We’re still not sure why ABC apologized for Terry Moran Tweeting about it. The Boots Girls reported with the White House Press Corps and nothing was ever assumed to be “off-the-record” unless that was made clear. He’s POTUS - of course a comment like that is fair game! We’re glad for Terry for bringing it to the world’s attention cuz it’s effen’ HILARIOUS!

Obama Calls Kanye A Jackass!

September 14th, 2009

Oh no he didn’t!

President Barack Obama called Kanye West an “asshole” for what he did to Taylor Swift at the VMAs.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sor-ray, but we think that’s hilarious!

During an interview with hottie ABC reporter Terry Moran, who The Boots Girls know and respect, Obama made the comment allegedly off-camera.

After the interview Moran Tweeted: Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a “jackass” for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT’S presidential.

Moran has since taken the Tweet down and an ABC spokesperson has apologized through Politico with this statement:

In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely Tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again.

We highly doubt Obama pulled Moran aside before he made the comment and told him it was off the record. We’re also sure he didn’t intend for that comment to leak to the Internet, but we don’t think ABC should apologize. Isn’t it our jobs as journalists NOT to cover up for our elected officials? Oh yeah, I forgot, that doesn’t apply to anyone in the mainstream media. Check.

At the end of the day, Obama is human. I mean who doesn’t drop an A or F-bomb every once in a while?! He probably is just pissed at Kanye for interrupting him during his speech!

Bill Clinton is a Miracle Worker!

August 4th, 2009

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I never thought I’d be saying this about the man I did a three series speech on in college all about his scandals and sex addiction, but I have to hand it to Bill Clinton today because he is a miracle worker!

Clinton may not be able to keep his pants on, but he sure as hell can charm the pants off anyone including mad scientist North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il!

After a visit from Clinton, Jong Il pardoned and ordered the release of U.S. journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee, who were convicted of illegally entering the nation in March.

Clinton met with Jong Il in Pyongyang on Tuesday to seek their release. He met with Kim and then the journalists, after which came the announcement the women were being released, according to CBS News reports.

According to state media, Clinton and Kim engaged in a “wide-ranging exchange of views on matters of common concern,” the report said.

The report said that Clinton conveyed a message from President Barack Obama, but the White House is denying that report.

The White House should be embarrassed that a former president managed to accomplish in one day what the sitting president has been trying to do for months! Sad!

Attention Kate Gosselin! Lessons on a Classy Coiffe

July 22nd, 2009

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While her hubby’s sportin’ mom pants, Michelle Obama is workin’ a new ‘do!

On Tuesday, for the first time, Michelle stepped out in her new elegant shorter hair style.

President Obama loves the new look, declaring that his wife always “looks fabulous”.

We think Kate Gosselin should take some pointers on how to sport a cropped coiffe and drop the reverse mullet which is seriously making her an even bigger joke.

This One’s For You Mr. President!

July 21st, 2009

President Barack Obama has taken a lot of heat for sporting mom jeans as he threw out the first pitch at the St. Louis All-Star Game on July 14 and now he’s firing back!

“Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I’m sorry — I’m not the guy,” Obama said on the Today show. “It just doesn’t fit me. I’m not 20.”

We foresee a new prezzy-inspired Mom Jeans skit on Saturday Night Live in the very near future. MOM JEANS!

Barack Obama To Wear Sox Jersey At All-Star Game!

July 14th, 2009

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Our Prezzie may be from Chicago, but there’s only one Chicago baseball team the South Sider plans on showing his support for at tonight’s All-Star Game.

Sources tell The Boots Girls that President Barack Obama will wear a White Sox jersey when he throws out the first pitch at tonight’s game at Busch Stadium in St. Louis.

Wah! Sorry, Cubs fans.

Obama told reporters earlier today that he’s taking his duty very seriously.

“Well, I think it’s fair to say that I wanted to loosen up my arm a little bit,” Obama said.

Obama also reminisced about his last time at throwing a first pitch in 2005 when his beloved Chicago White Sox won the World Series. Obama said that back then he just wanted to “to keep it high.”

“Now, there was no clock on it, I don’t know how fast it went — but if it exceeded 30 miles per hour, I’d be surprised,” Obama said today. “But it did clear the plate.”

Once a South Sider - always a South Sider!

Barack Obama Honors Ronald Reagan

June 2nd, 2009

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President Barack Obama honored Ronald Reagan today by creating a Centennial Commission in his name to mark the 100th anniversary of his birth in 2011.

Obama created the commission with the stroke of a pen with Nancy Reagan by his side. The 11-person panel will plan and carry out activities for the anniversary such as issuing a postage stamp, a commemorative $1 coin or convening a joint session of Congress.

Nancy opened up about her beloved husband, who lost his battle to Alzheimer’s Disease in 2004, in a recent interview and talked about how she has visions of him.

“At night time, if I wake up, I think Ronnie is there, and I start to talk to him… And I see him.,” Nancy told Vanity Fair.

She continues about how the pain of her loss never gets easier.

“I miss Ronnie a lot, an awful lot,” Nancy said. “People say it gets better. No, it does not.”

Nancy sure isn’t the only one who misses him a lot!

North Korea Fires More Missiles; Obama Weakens U.S. Defense!

May 26th, 2009

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President Barack Hussein Obama has kept few campaign promises in his first 100 days in office and one has been his pledge to weaken our missile defense system.

Obama has cut our budget for missile defense with a 17% cut. Now today North Korea has fired two more short-range missiles into waters off its east coast despite strong international condemnation following the detonation of a nuclear device and test-firing of three missiles on Monday.

The enemy state accused the U.S. of being hostile and threatened “disaster” if it was attacked - just hours after exploding a nuclear warhead that was even larger than the Hiroshima bomb, according to the .

As the defiant communist state is building up its nuclear technology, Obama is dismantling our missile defense system.

Are we safer today than we were under President George W. Bush? You’d have to be a lunatic to say yes. It’s beyond tragic that it’ll take a nuclear warhead larger than Hiroshima going off in our own country for most people to realize this.

RNC Chairman to Obama: This Is Not American Idol!

May 19th, 2009

RNC Chairman Michael Steele announced Tuesday that President Barack Obama’s “honeymoon is over” and that running the country is more than a popularity contest like American Idol.

Steele conceded that Obama is a “cool” and “hip” man who bears all the qualities of a likable celebrity before warning this: “He’s taking us in the wrong direction and bankrupting our country!”

Steele went on to point out how within the first 100 days Obama has engaged in the most massive expansion of government in history: “This popular popular politician, who is our President, is engaged in the most massive expansion of the old industrial age model of government that our country has ever seen. This popular president is spending us into debt to such mammoth proportions that none of us can begin to fathom its full cost nor can we understand fully why it’s being done in the first place.”

Steele also called Obama out for flip flopping on several issues he campaigned on such as bottom up governing and tax cuts.

“The guy who campaigned in favor of bottom up style of governing is presiding over the most massive top down expansion of government bureaucracy and spending our country’s seen,” Steele said.

“Candidate Obama boasted about cutting taxes, but President Obama, trust me, will have to raise taxes to pay for his massive top down government explosion,” he continued. “Let’s not have that lie stay out there any longer - 95% of the people will not get a tax cut.”

And as so many politicians do to get elected, Steele pointed out that Obama has made a sharp left turn after campaigning on moderate views.

“The candidate who campaigned as a moderate in his views, now as President, is governing farther left than we could ever imagine. And let’s not be mistaken. I know a left turn when I see one. And this is a left turn. No matter how they dress it up.”

Steele said the Republican party will come together and stand against his disastrous policy.

People who voted for Obama are not receiving the policies they voted for. That’s a fact and voters should be pissed.

“We will and we must stand against this disastrous policy regardless of the president’s personal popularity. This is not a game. This is not a game. This is not a popularity contest. This is not American Idol. This is serious. Families are hurting. Businesses are hurting.”

Steele wrapped up his speech with this: “We are going to take this president on with class. We are going to take this president on with dignity. This will be a very sharp and I think marked contrast to the shabby and classless way that the democrats and the far left spoke of and treated President Bush over the last eight years!”

Steele’s speech was fueled by facts. Facts don’t lie. Obama is turning our country into a socialist society and anyone who doesn’t believe that needs to look up the definition of socialism for a quick reality check!

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