The Boots Girls Snook The Night!

February 8th, 2010

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Even though Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a guido juicehead back home, the pint-sized guidette wasn’t afraid to snook for love in Chicago Friday night!

Snooki started off the evening at hotspot Manor, joined by mom Helen, and later hopped on over to late night joint RiNo, where she sent a pal to find guys she could “make out with.” Though a handful of guys were brought to her private booth, Snooks stayed true to her man and did nothing but chat it up with the Chi-Town boys.

Earlier that night, The Boots Girls had the opportunity to interview The Jersey Shore star for RadarOnline.com, and Snooks dished to us about her new boo!

“He’s just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality.”

So who’s the lucky dude? Emilio Antonio, and he must have a nice pickle, because girl brought him to the Super Bowl down in Miami!

“I’m really excited to like show the public who he is. He’s a really nice guy. He’s freaking banging. We’re the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life, so I am excited for everybody to see that,” she said of their first public outing together.

Or maybe it’s his rock solid body she’s drooling over! “He’s actually a bodybuilder and he works at the gym,” Snooki told us.

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Looks like Snooki got a taste of where she may be beating up the beat this summer! Though MTV has yet to officially confirm a location for season two, Snooks is hoping to head south!

“Next season? I’m hoping it’s gonna be in Miami — or out of state — they say get your passports ready,” she said.

While the cast may be gearing up for season two of The Jersey Shore, don’t rule out any potential break-out shows just yet!

“I know Jenni wants to something in the Hamptons about working at clubs, Mike and Pauly wanna do their own show and I wanna get my own love show, Snookin’ for Love!” Snooki explained.

Unfortunately, Snooki couldn’t get too crazy in the Chi with a parental by her side, but the little nugget didn’t refrain from sipping on Three Olives cherry vodka and smoking a cig with her mom! As usual, Snooki fist pumped the night away, re-applied her bronzer a few times, and even attempted to get her mom to rock the poof!

Before leaving the Windy City, our fave Jersey Shore girl had a few words for Chicago…

“I want you guys to drink all night, get freakin’ wasted, wake up tomorrow and think ‘Oh, what the fuck did I do last night?’ Fucking drink! I love you guys!”

Midwest Rocker Cited For “Rocking Out”!!!

January 18th, 2010

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Police cited a Wisconsin man after receiving a noise complaint from his neighbor for “rocking out” to John Denver — can anyone say L-O-L?!

The Fond du Lac 5-0 responded to a noise complaint from a man blasting Denver’s tunes in his apartment, according to ChicagoBreakingNews.com. When the officers arrived at the door, they could hear Denver’s jams rocking at full blast. They banged on the door, and the man didn’t answer.

The officers got the name of the resident from the neighbor and returned to his apartment and called him out by name.

When he finally came to the door the officers asked why he had the music so loud. The resident replied that he was “rocking out.”

The Reporter newspaper in Fond du Lac reports that the 42-year-old was cited for unnecessary loud noise, which could result in a fine of about $210.

The Boots Girls are shaking in our boots because — whether we’re rockin’ Aerosmith Guitar Hero, belting out Pants On The Ground in the lobby of our building with our neighbors or killing Guns N’ Roses at Four Farthings karaoke Thursdays — we’re guilty of “rocking out” almost everyday of our lives! LOL!

We hope the judge does the right thing and rules not guilty! Long live rock n’ roll!!!

Pauly D’s Hair Couldn’t Handle the Windy City Anyways…

January 15th, 2010

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According to popular Chicago publications, the Windy City was to expect a Jersey Shore Invasion tonight.

However, over the course of the day, all appearances have been canceled.

Self-proclaimed “guidettes”, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi were expected to appear at nightclubs RiNo and Manor tonight. According to JWOWW’s Twitter page today though, she’s stuck in LA “in the hotel room with @snooki sick… We r sooo congested.”

CONGESTED?! Bitch. Please… You r sooo going to the Lakers game tonight to sit courtside with your whole “Jersey crew”.

Additionally, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and DJ Pauly Delvecchio had a fully sponsored scheduled appearance at Lumen tonight where lucky clubgoers were to receive LA Tan gift bags and Jersey shore blow outs. They too, however, are hittin up the Lakers game instead.

Really, it’s a blessing in disguise. Who in Chicago would ever sport a Jersey Shore blowout?! Sorry kids, but we’ve got class.

To keep their actual whereabouts under wraps though, Pauly D quickly changed his “Lakers game” Twitter status right before canceling with the club… smooth move pal.

But rest assured Chicago fans… JWoww just feels awful for missing out but promises, “I will be back soon!!” Ha… we won’t hold our breath girlfriend.

As of now however, some cast members are scheduled to be back at Joe’s in February. The Boots Girls however, will be at the Bulls game“sick… and sooo congested too” that weekend.

Sidenote: If you were already planning on hitting up RiNo or Manor tonight, GO! The LGN Group (owners of Manor, RiNo, Stay and The Cedar Hotel) will be donating a portion of your cover to the American Red Cross of Greater Chicago in support of Haiti.

UPDATE: Adam Lambert Undresses The Boots Boys - - Literally!!!

January 13th, 2010

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Adam Lambert gave The Boots Boys a cheap thrill last night in Boystown when he stripped us down.

Oh yes he did!!!

The Boots Boys were hot on the American Idol rocker’s trail yesterday on a typical freezing cold January night after he landed in the Windy City for a taping of, what else?, Oprah.

Glambert and a couple of friends had a late-night dinner at Pingpong just before 11 p.m., and then headed straight to Boystown hot spot Roscoe’s.

There the gays went wild for AL, and he played it cool. Lambert worked the room like a politician shaking hands with fans, taking pics with them and was extremely friendly to everyone.

Before heading back to the Sofitel, he stopped to talk to The Boots Boys crazy asses, who were hanging outside of Roscoe’s, in the freezing cold for a chance to meet our fave AI rocker.

“It’s freezing, you guys shouldn’t have to wait out here!” Lambert said. Unfortunately, the underaged BB’s had a little thing called the law from preventing them from waiting inside the bar.

After shaking hands with The Boots Boys, he checked out one BB’s pecks and then proceeded to unzip his coat as they posed for a pic!

Note to Adam: Those THO’s weren’t caused by the cold weather, baby!

Lambert taped Oprah today with Susan Boyle — who shockingly didn’t make it out to Boystown — and is en route to the airport as we type this. Now The Boots Girls are just wondering why the hell we can’t get a hot rocker to take our clothes off for us too!!! Boo…

UPDATE: The Boots Girls just caught up with Lambert at O’Hare International Airport and asked him what he thought of our Boots Boy. His exact words, “He’s so hot!”

O-M-G!

It’s 2010, Bitches!

January 1st, 2010

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The Boots Girls want to wish our readers a very Happy New Year!

My Final RedEye Column!

December 29th, 2009

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After an amazing almost seven year run with RedEye — serving as their longest standing columnist — I filed my final celebrity column on Sunday night.

Check it out HERE on-line!

I want to thank all my readers and colleagues for a fun and incredibly WILD ride!

And don’t fret readers, The Boots Girls live on! We’ll continue to bitch and blog about local and national celebrity gossip right here!

Boots Girls Take A Day Off!

December 18th, 2009

The Boots Girls are hung-over as shitttttttt today and are pretty much worthless, so please excuse us for not updating! Blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol!

Happy Halloween!

October 30th, 2009

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Boots Girls Humiliated At Oprah Block Party Taping!

September 9th, 2009

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As everyone in Chicago damn well knows by now, Oprah celebrated her season kickoff yesterday by taping her show at a block party with thousands of people on Michigan Avenue who surprised O by doing a choreographed dance to the Black Eyed Peas smash hit I Gotta A Feeling.

Well, The Boots Girls got quite the surprise too!

We headed down to the taping to cover the big block par-tay and arrived minutes before the taping began. O’s public relations peeps threw us, and one lone Chicago Sun-Times reporter, in a section that, unbeknownst to us, was full of hundreds of dancers.

Not only that, one of O’s street correspondents ended up standing right in front of us where she reported to O throughout the show’s taping.

When the Black Eyed Peas began dancing, each section of dancers began to dance when they heard their cue which is evident in the video. (Note: Keep in mind these dancers learned and practiced this dance for two days ALL day long!)

So when it was time for the dancers in our section to dance, all the cameras went to O’s correspondent standing in front of us and our section was aired on the dozens of jumbotrons set up all the way down Michigan Avenue.

The Boots Girls had NO IDEA this was going to happen and we were not filled in on this dance either. If the dance moves were subtle, we could’ve gone unnoticed. But, OF COURSE, the first move the dancers did in our section was ducking as low as possible for about 12 counts!

So, meanwhile, The Boots Girls were standing, frozen and completely terrified front in center like the biggest assholes in the world on all the jumbotrons not knowing what the f**k to do!!!

After the initial shock and humiliation wore off, I grabbed my assistant Nichole Berry’s shirt, pulled her down and screamed “DUCK!”

Uh, yeah, we’re praying the producers over at O kindly edit that out for tomorrow’s show! :-).

Thank God for real estate mogul Barry Schain’s booze cruise — and the Chicago Fire Department who let us use their red fire boat to hop on Schain’s boat right outside O’s set on the Chicago River — where we proceeded to drink our humiliation away!

The Boots Girls Do Late Nights With James Lafferty and Jay Harrington!

June 4th, 2009

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On Tuesday night, celebrities James Lafferty and Jay Harrington were caught bar hoping around the Windy City!

The boys had participated in the basketball battle of the sexes earlier that night and were severely defeated by the talented ladies of the Chicago Sky. And while it was a pretty tough loss, James admitted he wasn’t too disappointed.

“They’re amazing players and I’m man enough to say it doesn’t feel that bad to lose to them,” Lafferty told us.

As the night progressed the boys drank their worries away, drowning their sorrows in Patron. And since the event ended early, they asked The Boots Girls to escort them around the Chicago late-night scene.

After a quick appearance at Stone Lotus, James and Jay met up with teammate Frankie Muniz at Lincoln Park’s Beaumont’s, where they played games of Buck Hunt and jammed to the likes of Tom Petty and The Beatles. After several more rounds of tequila and Jager-bombs, the crew closed down the bar, and headed back to the loop to end the night on a rooftop patio watching the sun come up.

Over guacamole and bottles of champagne the group cheersed to a successful first night in the fabulous city of Chicago, and the guys promised they’d come back soon!

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