According to popular Chicago publications, the Windy City was to expect a Jersey Shore Invasion tonight.

However, over the course of the day, all appearances have been canceled.

Self-proclaimed “guidettes”, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi were expected to appear at nightclubs RiNo and Manor tonight. According to JWOWW’s Twitter page today though, she’s stuck in LA “in the hotel room with @snooki sick… We r sooo congested.”

CONGESTED?! Bitch. Please… You r sooo going to the Lakers game tonight to sit courtside with your whole “Jersey crew”.

Additionally, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and DJ Pauly Delvecchio had a fully sponsored scheduled appearance at Lumen tonight where lucky clubgoers were to receive LA Tan gift bags and Jersey shore blow outs. They too, however, are hittin up the Lakers game instead.

Really, it’s a blessing in disguise. Who in Chicago would ever sport a Jersey Shore blowout?! Sorry kids, but we’ve got class.

To keep their actual whereabouts under wraps though, Pauly D quickly changed his “Lakers game” Twitter status right before canceling with the club… smooth move pal.

But rest assured Chicago fans… JWoww just feels awful for missing out but promises, “I will be back soon!!” Ha… we won’t hold our breath girlfriend.

As of now however, some cast members are scheduled to be back at Joe’s in February. The Boots Girls however, will be at the Bulls game… “sick… and sooo congested too” that weekend.

Sidenote: If you were already planning on hitting up RiNo or Manor tonight, GO! The LGN Group (owners of Manor, RiNo, Stay and The Cedar Hotel) will be donating a portion of your cover to the American Red Cross of Greater Chicago in support of Haiti.

This entry was posted on Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
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