Spending time on fellow Celebrity Apprentice and former Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s hometown turf over the weekend didn’t stop the witty Sharon Osbourne from slamming him.

“He is completely insane and totally out of his mind,” Osbourne told Boots Girl Victoria at O’Hare on Saturday evening.

Sharon flew to Chi-Town over the weekend to join hubby, Ozzy, at his book signing at a suburban Barnes & Noble Saturday afternoon. The legendary rocker couple crashed at the Peninsula Friday night, per usual, and Ozzy didn’t leave the bookstore until every last fan had an autograph. He even continued to sign for people at the airport.

Apparently no good deed goes unpunished though — Ozzy got double-screened by TSA agents at the security line.

“It was funny to see Ozzy sitting down getting wanded and then having to stand up to do it,” Victoria said.

Sharon better hope Blago ain’t got no wand on him the next time she sees him!

This year, Donald Trump has a new slew of employees battling out the third season of NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, working fervently to avoid hearing two words: You’re. Fired.

Among the 14 stars competing, some of the biggest names include TV personality Sharon Osbourne, rocker Bret Michaels (The Boots Girls will be rootin’ for him!), and former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

“This season of Celebrity Apprentice is going to be fantastic,” creator Trump said in a statement to Usmagazine.com. “The list of celebrities we have this season is outstanding and the show will really resonate with our core viewers and fans. I expect this season of Celebrity Apprentice to be the best one yet.”

The men’s team will include: Darryl Strawberry, Goldberg, Michael Johnson, Sinbad and Curtis Stone. The women’s team will include: Cyndi Lauper, Holly Robinson Peete, Selita Ebanks, Maria Kanellis, Carol Leifer and Summer Sanders.

The show will premiere March 14, where the new cast will compete in business tasks throughout the New York City area, while raising money for their favorite charities and battling for the title of Trump’s new apprentice.

Over the past two celeb seasons, more than $3.5 million has been raised for causes including the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation and the Intrepid Fallen Heros Fund.

In addition to all the competing celebs, Trump’s kids, Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr. will join the Apprentice vet and longtime Trump Organization employee George Ross to slowly pick off contestants week by week.

Sharon Osbourne attacked contestant Megan Hauserman at the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show taping!

Witnesses are saying that Sharon lunged at Megan after she insulted the Osbourne family. Megan went to the hospital and even pressed charges!

Hauserman has appeared on several reality shows from Beauty and the Geek to Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.

Megan is manipulative and mean, and she should have known better than to mess with Sharon! However, we can’t wait to see this train wreck TV! I got my TIVO set!

America’s Got Talent judges should know who’s got talent, right? Well judge Sharon Osbourne is putting her foot down and said Paris Hilton has no talent!

What…this is such a revelation!

Sharon told Parade.com, “She’s got a look that a lot of younger girls liked and copied but she has no talent. I’m sure Paris would tell you that herself. The timing was right for her. A lot of younger women looked up to her. She’s a very sweet, nice girl. But that’s it. Then you put a full stop. It’s over. So I’d say Paris is infamous.”

Well I’d say Paris has does a pretty good job of becoming famous without any talent. And with that fame comes a warning from Osbourne: “I would say beware of what you wish for because with everything there’s a downside. You give up a lot when you do become famous.”

The Osbournes are making a return to television, and this time it’s going to be an hourlong variety show hosted by Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack.

According to Variety.com, the Osbournes show has been granted a six-episode run on Fox and Mike Darnell of the network said he envisions it as a throwback to 70’s variety shows like The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour and Donny and Marie.

“We’ve been talking about how to renew the variety show concept and make it feel new for years now,” Darnell said. Many networks wanted to pick up the show but Fox won because Sharon and Darnell had similar visions for the show.

Ozzy Osbourne has won a lawsuit against British tabloid newspaper the Daily Star and has accepted libel damages.

After Ozzy and his family appeared on the Brit Awards in February the paper made some hurtful statements about his appearance and claimed that the rocker ruined the show. They also reported that Ozzy had fallen over twice, which almost got him knocked from the show when Brit Award bosses called a meeting to discuss sending him to the hospital instead of having him on the show!

Everything has been found to be false and the undisclosed amount will be donated to his wife Sharon Osbourne’s charity, the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Program.

The Osbourne’s lawyer John Kelly stated that editors at the publication now admit they knew all along that the allegations were “completely untrue”, according to Imdb.com.

Ashton Kutcher was snapped yesterday on the Los Angeles set of his new movie Spread, which is a sex comedy centered on a serial womanizer and his jilted lover.

Hayden Panettiere was caught leaving the CNN building in Hollywood after taping Larry King Live on Monday night. Panettiere is going to be honored at the Genesis Awards on March 29 for raising awareness of dolphin and whale slaughtering in Japan.

Sharon Osbourne did some shopping this week at Intermix in Beverly Hills.

Terrence Howard was looking debonair Monday night at the Waverly Inn in NYC. Howard will be making his stage debut this month in Debbie Allen’s Broadway revival of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

Rock royalty the Osbournes hosted the 2008 Brit Awards last night in London, England. Ozzy, Sharon and Kelly posed together on the red carpet along with Kylie Minogue, Mika and James Blunt.

Rihanna performed her hit Umbrella with hot new british band The Klaxsons.

Amy Winehouse fidgeted around the stage as she sang Love is a Losing Game.

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne attended the debut night of “Chicago” in London last night starring their daughter Kelly.

Ozzy looks a little happier to be there than Sharon!

Nicky Hilton was all smiles (and sunburn!) yesterday at the Malibu market mall.

Cindy Crawford was spotted at the Malibu Fair on Sunday with her kids.

Courteney Cox went for the natural look while at the Malibu market mall with hubby David Arquette.

Kid Rock was seen at the Malibu market mall on Sunday with gal pal May Anderson.

Meanwhile, ex-wife Pamela Anderson got some sun at the beach just down the street in Malibu.

Jack Osbourne was looking a little scruffy at the Coffee Bean in Malibu, while his mom Sharon toted around town with her garbage bag, i mean, purse.