Charlie Sheen is over the whole rehab scene and is ready to check out!

The actor will be released shortly and is expected to resume work on Two and a Half Men next Tuesday, March 16, his rep tells The Hollywood Reporter. Production on the show had been temporarily paused for an additional two weeks to accommodate Charlie’s time in rehab.

It was on Feb. 23 that Charlie announced he was admitting himself into an undisclosed facility for “preventative measures.”

The star, who has dealt with addiction before, became very volatile over the past few months. In February, he was charged for threatening to kill is wife, Brooke Mueller on Christmas day. His punishment has not been set, and Charlie could face one to three years in prison.

His next court date is set for Monday March 15.

Additionally, Brooke is seeking treatment for her substance abuse problems, but recently checked herself out of The Canyon facility in Malibu for at-home treatment.

What a classy and well-rounded family these two have. Between episodes of drug and alcohol abuse, to Charlie’s straight up volatile nature, we imagine their children are going to receive a completely healthy upbringing. Or not…

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen got their crunk faces on hours before she reported to rehab!

Reunited back in Los Angeles after their Aspen court appearance, the couple spent a few hours together and Mueller hit the bottle hard, a source close to the pair told RadarOnline.com.

“It was just more of the same with Brooke,” the source said. “Her mother had been begging her to go into rehab.”

Mueller — who was recently hospitalized for pneumonia — had been in rehab in North Carolina prior to getting sick. After peacing out of North Carolina, Mueller hit up Sheen’s Aspen court date and then returned to Hollywood to party it up!

While in the hospital, friends reportedly tried to sneak in drugs.

“It got to the point where even Charlie told her to go to rehab because of their kids,” the source close to both of them told Radar.

“She had one final party, drinking pretty heavily, and Charlie was with her part of the time. But when he left it didn’t stop. The next day she was in bad, bad shape and that’s when she went into rehab.”

Damn! This chick is an absolute mess — not surprising though, considering what Charlie put her through! We’d most definitely turn to alcohol if our hubby threatened us with a switchblade!

Tuesday afternoon, a judge modified Charlie Sheen’s restraining order from wife, Brooke Mueller, allowing them the opportunity to work out their differences. How did the two commemorate the occasion? Smoking cigs on a private Aspen tarmac. Classy.

After Charlie’s protective order was modified the couple hugged over their reunion. Following their dismissal, Brooke’s lawyer told reporters they hugged and kissed again in the basement of the courthouse.

It was obvious that Brooke wanted to prosecutors to drop the case.

“I can tell you, Brooke very badly wanted to have contact with Charlie,” her lawyer said outside court.

“There are many childrens’ issues that she wanted to communicate with him about… they have two gorgeous beautiful babies together.

“Brooke would like this case to be over and charges dismissed so they can get on with their lives.”

And while they left in separate cars, the couple secretly met up on the tarmac to fly out of Aspen.

An eye-witness tells RadarOnline.com that the couple had a “heart-to-heart” while waiting for their private jet to take them Colorado back to their California home.

“Charlie and Brooke stood outside on the tarmac (in Aspen) and seemed to be deeply involved in a heart-to-heart conversation, all the while smoking cigarettes,” said the eye-witness.

“They were clearly relieved to be back in each others’ company and even shared a joke or two.”

Additionally, it was Charlie’s first private communication since his Christmas arrest. Prior to the secret rendezvous, the couple could only communicate through their lawyers.

Following the hearing, and in a final desperate attempt to avoid media attention, Charlie had the jet diverted to Camarillo Airport in Ventura, outside LA, while the rest of the crew continued on to Van Nuys Airport.

Oh Brooke, what have you gotten yourself into?! Best of luck sister… We have a feeling you’re gonna need it.

Just this morning, a Mercedes-Benz belonging to Charlie Sheen was found crashed into a steep ravine near his Sherman Oaks, Calif. home.

Police received a 911 call around 4 a.m. saying the car was down a cliff off Mullholland Drive.

Also around the same time, Charlie called to report that his 2009 Mercedes-Benz S600 had been stolen, reports the Associated Press.

The car appeared upside-down about 100 feet down a brush-covered ravine.

Now, police are searching the hillside for potential crash victims but so far they have no evidence that anyone was in the car when it went over the edge.

“Reports concerning a stolen car belonging to Charlie Sheen are accurate enough,” his rep tells Usmagazine.com. “Charlie is fine, and the police are investigating.”

In the meantime, Aspen Assistant District Attorney Arnold Mordkin tells Us that Charlie is being charged with a felony for allegedly putting a knife to his wife, Brooke Mueller’s throat and threatening to kill her on Christmas day. He is expected to be charged with menacing and misdemeanor assault.

Geeze, Charlie’s life is in shambles!

Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller has just been checked into the intensive care unit at a Sherman Oaks, Calif. hospital.

The news was broken Wednesday morning, when the couple had a last minute cancellation of an Aspen, Colo. court hearing, reports TMZ.

The couple was planning on returning to court to ask the judge to lift the restraining order preventing them from being in contact with each other. Brooke’s attorneys asked to move the hearing to Friday in order for her to recover from surgery related to an “oral infection.”

The restraining order pertains to Charlie’s Dec. 25 arrest, when he allegedly assaulted his wife, threatened to kill her, and brandished a knife.

Brooke, to keep yourself out of intensive care for good, maybe you should rethink your decision to revoke the restraining order? Just a suggestion…

Looks like Charlie Sheen won’t be starting the new year off with his twin boys!

After a visit from Pitkin County Social Services, it’s been confirmed that twinsies, Bob and Max Sheen, will spend at least one month in Aspen with their mommy. Sources reveal that the child-welfare officials made the trip to the Mueller’s home last week following Brooke’s drunken 911 dialing Christmas morning.

“The people from the social services agency talked to Brooke, her mom, her step dad and her nanny, and told them that everything looks good and Brooke appears to be an excellent mother,” a source close to Mueller tells People.

“Brooke and the twins, Max and Bob, are planning to stay in their rented Aspen house for at least another month. After that they may go to Palm Beach to visit family for awhile,” the source added.

Probably after child services raids Charlie’s home for all the extra switch blades he’s got hiding!

After many interviews, the social services representatives found the atmosphere for the twins to be “just fine,” they said.

Damn Charlie! Four kids in his life and he won’t be seeing any of them for awhile! Lord knows Denise Richards won’t be allowing him in reach of his daughters for some time!

Someone seriously needs to tell Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller that a couple can be deeply in love and horrible for each other at the same time!

Mueller’s attorney, Yale Galanter describes the couple’s drunken Christmas morning incident when Charlie threatened his wifey with a switch blade just a bad day!

“They’re very much in love, and they want to try to work it out,” he told Usmagazine.com Wednesday. “I think they had a really bad day, which is probably an understatement, but they need their privacy and they need some time.”

Uhh, doesn’t a bad day for most couples involve a heated argument leaving the wife to max out her hubby’s credit card and him chuggin’ a few beers with his boys? Just for the both of them to come home for a night of great make-up sex?!

Because Sheen and Mueller have not been able to speak at all since the incident, Galanter filed a motion Wednesday to alter the restraining order that prevents the couple from communicating.

“They want to act as husband and wife, and with the restraining order there, that’s tough to do,” he told Us. “I believe their relationship is still strong… They love each other. They’re married. They have two beautiful babies.”

Love, marriage, kids… who the hell cares?! Charlie’s clearly a wife beater and that’s all they need is for their twin boys to think it’s totally acceptable for men to hit women!

After telling a 911 dispatcher that Charlie Sheen threatened her with a knife, Brooke Mueller wants to make every effort to save her marriage!

Mueller has reportedly asked famous criminal lawyer Yale Galanter to change the protective order so that she and her hubby can see each other in order to work out their never-ending list of issues, the attorney tells People.

“Brooke and Charlie are very passionate about each other, they love each other and want to try and save their marriage,” Galanter said Wednesday. “They had a bad night and want to get beyond it. They want to try and resolve their issues.”

Mueller is getting her wish! Galanter — who has represented high profile celebs such as O.J. Simpson — says he filed papers in Aspen, Colo., on Wednesday to modify the protective order set into effect after Sheen’s domestic violence arrest. With nine month old twins, the rocky couple are seeking privacy in hopes of solving their crazy issues.

“They have absolutely gorgeous little babies and will do all they can to work out their problems,” Galanter tells People. “I filed papers so the couple can see each other immediately and work through the issues. I hope to meet with Charlie’s lawyer in court in the next day or so, but probably not before Monday.”

Additionally, Galanter says he has every intention to protect Mueller from any type of potential charge of dishonesty.

“Brooke did not recant her story, she was simply unaware of the consequences when she called 911 and felt bad about it,” Galanter says.

Like we stated before, once an abuser always an abuser! It’s really unfortunate that some women victim of domestic violence seem to think they can change their man…

We’ll be crossing our fingers that Charlie doesn’t whip out the switch blade again!

Brooke Mueller told a 911 dispatcher that Charlie Sheen threatened her with a “knife” and that she was “scared” for her life.

She tells the dispatcher that Sheen has a “switch blade” in the back room of the house and she fears that he is trying to “sneak out the back” of the house in Aspen in-between tears, according to the 911 tape.

Authorities arrested Sheen for second-degree assault and he was released on $8,500 bond late Friday.

Chief Deputy District Attorney Arnold Mordkin said Monday the menacing charge is the most serious, which can entail two to eight years in prison and a fine of $2,000 to $500,000.

Prosecutors most likely won’t decide whether or not to press charges until his Feb. 8 court appearance.

Once an abuser, always an abuser! Authorities need to throw Sheen’s ass in jail and then throw away the key before he does to Brooke what Hailey Glassman did to Jon Gosselin’s mattress!

Densie Richards and Charlie Sheen have put their differences aside for the sake of their two little girls!

The two who were known for shit-talking each other left and right after their bitter divorce recently came together for a family dinner!

”Believe it or not, we had dinner together with all of us,” Richards recently told E!’s Daily 10. ”It’s important for our daughters to see us get along and to be able to be in the same room.”

Shocking, huh?! What’s even more surprising is that Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, attended the family affair!

”Brooke and I have always gotten along, so obviously when we went through what we were all going through it was what it was. But I think she’s great with my girls. They love her,” Richards said.

It’s about time they grow up and realize their children come first! Hopefully Denise will keep her bitching behind closed doors from now on!