Megan Fox shockingly admits that she’s not a whore!

The actress, who’s known for her over the top sexy image, says she can count the number of guys she’s done the hokey-pokey with on one hand!

Hell no! You for real?!

“I’ve only been with two men my entire life,” Fox tells the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar. “My childhood sweetheart and Brian.”

She continues, “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

This comes as quite of a surprise considering Megan has always tried to live up to an over-sexed bad girl! Looks like she’s turning over a new leaf and becoming a good girl! In recent interviews, the Armani underwear spokesperson has revealed that she wants children and complained that she doesn’t look “classy” in lingerie.

What a difference from a few months ago when Fox bragged about her “pretty sexy” image in movie, Jennifer’s Body, and admitted to being “more comfortable” kissing girls.

Hmm, attention whore much?!

She explains, “My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”

This chick is all about shock factor. Seriously Megan, you’re not the “it” girl anymore… that’s so last year!

Megan Fox loves the spotlight, there’s no doubt about it! Especially when it comes to discussing her sexuality. Earlier this year, she confirmed to Esquire magazine that she has no question in her mind about “being bisexual”.

However, when it came to locking lips with co-star Amanda Seyfried in their flick Jennifer’s Body, Megan had some issues, reports Fox News. That particular day of filming was a closed set, even from other stars of the movie. And while director Karyn Kusama just wanted to get through the filming, she felt like she was “babysitting” as Megan and Amanda wouldn’t stop giggling.

“I was constant laughing because it’s awkward and it’s strange and nobody wants to do that. Neither one of us wanted to do it so it was uncomfortable,” Megan admitted at a recent fan-meet for the film.

So why doesn’t she have problems hooking up with dudes on screen?! If you’re bisexual it’s all the same… right?!

And while Megan’s folks “don’t care and are good about” watching her do racy things all in the name of art, Amanda isn’t so appeased with her family watching.

“(My parents) have just seen another film of mine — nudity and my mom got to see me have sex with two different types of people on screen. She’s OK, she knows it’s acting but it’s not necessarily OK with me,” she said. “So it was difficult when my mom sat down next to me to watch ‘Jennifer’s Body.’”

Ha, we would imagine having our parents watch us hook up with another chick would be EXTREMELY awkward. Thank goodness we’re not in that line of business…

Warning: Grab a box of tissues before reading on!

Twilight worldwide superstar Robert Pattinson is claiming he can’t find a date!

“Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert,” the hunk complained to the Sydney Morning Herald. “I still can’t get a date.”

Boo hoo, cry us an effen’ river. Is he for real? After complaining about allegedly not being able to find a date, Pattinson goes on to brag about all the fans he attracts when he’s out in public.

“Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road,” he tells the paper. “We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it’s like that all the time now.”

Like no way! We’re certain Pattinson’s claim that he can’t find a date may be one of the most ridiculous statements that has come out of a celebrity’s mouth. Maybe he should ask Megan Fox out - the two reportedly had a one-night stand - who said in an interview that she thinks she looks like a “doppelganger”, a “tranny” and a “man”. They both either use reverse psychology in a sick attempt to get more attention or they have no sense of reality whatsoever. Either way, we think they’d be a perfect match!

Megan Fox leads quite the life now, but before Transformers it wasn’t all so glamorous.

Before she starred in movies, Megan had a less fabulous job. “I only had one job growing up. I worked at a smoothie cafe,” the actress tells Nylon magazine. “I used to have to dress up as a banana.

“I had the option of apple or banana,” Fox goes on. “I always went with banana because it was thinner.”

Additionally, Megan went on to say that people have misconceptions of her.

“People think I’m, like, a wild child. I have a really, normal subdued life. I never leave my house,” swears the star, who is currently on-again with beau Brian Austin Green.

No matter what you say Megan, we still think your shit is bananas.

As if we didn’t already call it, Jennifer Aniston’s cliched love story, and Megan Fox’s scandalous thriller both bombed this weekend at the box office.

But what flick blew them both out of the water? Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs… OUCH.

And to add insult to injury, Jen’s movie Love Happens was her worst opening in years, netting just $8.5 million landing her in the No. 4 spot.

The poor girl was slammed by critics who said, “Ms. Aniston’s role is underwritten to the point that her character barely takes shape,” said The New York Times. “Once again she inhabits the Hollywood stereotype of a lonely all-American gal waiting to be completed by a man. Here her super-normality isn’t simply bland; it is empty and lifeless; there is no gleam in her eye.”

And even with girl-on-girl smooch scenes, Fox grossed even less than Jen, opening at No. 5 with $6.8 million.

Megan wasn’t completely slammed for her poor box office performance though. In fact, Hollywood.com box-office analyst Paul Dergarabedian has faith in the actress and feels she just needs to find her niche.

“It may be a matter of just choosing the right projects for her,” he told the Associated Press. “She’s trying to find a world beyond Transformers, and she will. She’s young and has a lot of promise.”

Sorry ladies, but to lose to a movie about raining meatballs says A LOT about your careers. We’re very unimpressed, and even worse… we’re not the least bit shocked by your failures.

Even though guys may drool over her 24/7 and stupid girls wish they could be her, Megan Fox admits to having your typical low self-esteem issues.

In her new Rolling Stone interview, Fox says she’s even gone as far as cutting herself! When is this girl going to realize that she’ll NEVER be Angelina Jolie?

“Yeah,” she replied when asked if she’s ever cut herself. “But I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

Yeah but NOT all girls go as far as taking a razor to their wrist! Bitch probably didn’t even do it right! Girls, it’s “down the road” not “across the street,” make it count bitch!

Funny how she’ll admit to slitting her wrists but chose to keep mum about any past eating disorder issues…

“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it,” she explained.

Guess she wants to hold onto that bad girl image rather than helping young girls, or she’s clearly just being an attention whore!

“I’m really insecure about everything,” she added. “I never think I’m worthy of anything… I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing.”

Blah blah blah. No one is sympathizing with you. Shut it already!

“Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

No crazy, you’re just a FREAK period.

So what about her on again off again relationship with Brian Austin Green?

“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave.’” Fox said. “I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

Ummm and why does he stay with her? The Boots Girls say go for it! Get pissed, shoot him in the leg, and then get your ass locked up!

In a recent interview, Megan Fox admits to being mentally unstable, and thinks she could end up dying young like one of her role models.

“I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe,” Fox tells the September/October issue of Wonderland. “I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality — or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

In the same issue, Fox slams her Transformers director Michael Bay again, saying he is, “like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is,” Fox says, “So he’s a nightmare to work with.

“Shia and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie,” she goes on. “He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”

Yeah, and guess what Megan? He also gave you a decent acting career so maybe you should consider that before you talk shit. We’re just saying…

Megan Fox is a one-man kinda gal!

“I have no problem with commitment. You can’t have a real relationship without it,” the star, who is on-again with fiance Brian Austin Green, explains in the October issue of Cosmopolitan.

“I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him,” she continues. “But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys.”

Additionally, Fox says she loves putting the typical “Hollywood type” guy in his place.

“It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them,” she reveals. “Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”

And believe it or not, Fox admits to only getting naked in front of a handful of guys… or boys!

“I never call them guys. I always called them boys,” she says. “Maybe it’s a superiority complex — my needing to keep them down.”

Finally, as if she hasn’t already made this point clear, Fox thinks all women dominate men in relationships.

“Women hold the power because we have the vaginas,” she exclaims. “If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

Well Brian, looks like we know who wears the pants in your relationship!

Megan Fox says she prefers kissing girls over boys!

In her new horror flick Jennifer’s Body, Fox says she didn’t mind making out with her co-star Amanda Seyfriend.

“I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss,” the 23-year-old actress told MTV News.

Seyfriend felt otherwise. Could it be because she’s not as bi-curious as Miss Megan Fox?

“I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don’t think that — I know that,” Fox said. “She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes.”

We’re assuming this isn’t the first girl Megan has kissed and probably won’t be the last either!

Jennifer’s Body — out Sept. 18 — is a film that Fox describes as “so sexy” and admits that she’s also pretty impressed with her performance.

“I think I’m pretty sexy in it,” she said at a Comic-Con event last month.

Girl has confidence! Maybe someday she’ll officially swing the other way so other girls can get a piece of her fine ass boyfriend Brian Austin Green. Mmmm!

Megan Fox is shocked by her recent fame!

“I definitely feel ill-prepared,” she tells Entertainment Tonight. “I mean, I don’t know if anyone ever sits back and goes, ‘Now is the moment that I think I should be a famous celebrity.’”

Megan continued by stating “I know I’m struggling with trying to figure out how to live in it, but I definitely feel it’s premature. I mean, I was in one movie that people have seen.”

Still, she knows that, compared to other Hollywood stars, she has only had a small taste of fame.

“I see some people who have to deal with it on an everyday basis — I am not a Jennifer Aniston or a Britney Spears or even a Lindsay Lohan, you know?” she says. “My pictures don’t sell for that kind of money.”

She continues by staing, “but [of] the small level that I do deal with it, it is hard and there have been times [when] people don’t want to hang out with me because they don’t want to end up on the Internet. I sometimes just turn around and go back home and don’t do anything and have to have someone go do my grocery shopping.”

Additionally, she recently said that although being a sex symbol was “wonderful,” she knows that she needs to be careful.

“I need to behave in a way and handle myself in a way that will cause people to take me seriously. You can be sexy and be intelligent and be taken seriously, or you can be sexy and you can be out at clubs every night and not be taken seriously.”

So, does Megan anticipate following in the shambeled foot steps of fellow celebs Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?

“I haven’t gone completely insane,” she says. “But it might happen soon.”

Honestly, we wouldn’t be too shocked if it did…