Want the deets regarding Brooke Hogan’s drunken night at Chicago hotspot Enclave? Here goes…

The reality star — who wrote her drunken weekend off as “work” — arrived to the club “in an utter state of hot drunken mess-ness!”

We thought that was for Brooke’s haggard mom Linda onstage impersonating her own daughter!

Even though Hogan’s appearance was totally unexpected, at around 2 a.m. she gave clubgoers an “an impromptu drunken performance” and supposedly took the stage like a “pro, or the way most celebrities that actually get paid for appearances do.”

Brooke could give a shit about a few dolla bills ya’ll! All she cares about is denying the headlines regarding her drunk-ass the next day!

Sources said blondie was “hollywood style drunk” and everyone in the club knew it. Keep denying it, Brooke… you aren’t fooling us!

Photo Credit: Nick Aleck — Future Nostalgia Photos

Random Alert: Brooke Hogan, allegedly in town for “work”, is gettin’ her serious drink on at Enclave right now.

Maybe our source mistook “work” for working it!

After a few too many cocktails, girl insisted on getting on stage to sing a song! (We HOPE someone took video!) We’d be a train wreck drowning our sorrows in booze too if we had a Daddy O who liked to rub our asses down in tanning oil. Eek!

More to come Monday!

Hulk Hogan is furious with his ex-wife Linda yet again!

This time, for making supposed false accusations regarding him ”smoking joints” with their daughter, Brooke!

This family continues to bash each other left and right.

Just last week, Brooke told celeb blogger Perez Hilton that people ”have told” her that her mother is doing drugs, and that her underage boyfriend (oh and did we mention, Brooke’s former classmate!), Charlie Hill, is ”the epitome of losers.”

Hmm, we’ll agree with that… but we think the Hogan clan belongs in that category as well!

It’s one thing to shoot back at your ex-husband, but Linda doesn’t even hold back when it comes to her own kids!

”Brooke has always had a problem telling the truth, including that her breasts are natural” she told Hilton in response to her daughter’s remarks.

What a great mom! Outing your own daughter in an attempt to make yourself look better is pathetic! The Hogan’s Know Best??? Apparently, not so much.

Although both parties are pretty messed up, Hulk is willing to do whatever it takes to prove that Linda’s allegations are complete bullshit.

”In terms of the ongoing divorce suit, Hulk Hogan and his legal team would gladly take Linda up on her offer to submit to a legally supervised drug test and certainly Terry would do the same. We believe the results would speak for themselves and reveal that Linda’s idea of a good time would definitely not be appropriate for Mass or a family restaurant,” Hulk’s lawyer, David Houston said in a statement to Usmagazine.com.

When will the allegations regarding Hulk and Brooke doing each other surface?! We might just believe that!

Brooke Hogan has a new love and she towers over like an ogre!

Brooke and new BF Yannique Barker, AKA Stack$ were strolling through Miami Beach where the singer awkwardly towered over her man, according to TheInsider.com.

Brooke should look into dating a bigger dude since she inherited the Hulk gene from ass suntan lotion rubbing daddy!

Brooke Hogan squeezed her brother tight as Nick Hogan was released early this morning from the Pinellas County Jail.

Nick served five of his eight months in the Florida jail for the car crash that has left his best friend, Marine John Graziano, in an almost certainly permanent vegetative state. He was released early for good behavior.

Brooke Hogan on Tuesday about her frustrations with voting because it’s “cool”.

“Only 54 percent of eligible american voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause its “cool” to vote for so and so…they aren’t even up to date on information. I’M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said “yaaaay go vote cause its cool and hott!!!!” …SHE WASN’T EVEN REGISTERED.”

Ouch. I can’t wait to hear what Paris has to say back!

The poor girl just can’t catch a break! Brooke Hogan hosted a premiere party for Brooke Knows Best at Miami hotspot Mansion over the weekend and apparently the staff didn’t quite catch the spelling of her name, or didn’t care.

The marquee outside the trendy nightclub read, “Brooke Holgan”…OOPS! Well, beggers can’t be choosers! Brooke should be lucky that a club wanted to spend money on booking her at all these days.

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!”

- Brooke Hogan commenting to Us magazine about the incident where photogs snapped her dad, Hulk Hogan, rubbing tanning oil onto her butt!

Hulk Hogan has received some very threatening voicemail messages and they’re allegedly being left by Frank Grazianio, John Grazionao’s brother.

John is the guy who was in the car with Nick Hogan when he crashed last August and is still in the hospital in a coma.

In the messages Frank makes threats to Hulk, including his “whore daughter and your whore wife” and goes on to say he’s going to “pee on your and your families grave”.

Ouch.

Near the end of the tape Frank said, “Every Marine, every gangster, every low-life, every crack-head and every scumbag gets to be looking for you and your little f*cking kid, your little homosexual son.”

To listen to the tape click here.

Linda Hogan got heads turning when she showed up to a hotel and spa opening in Vegas at the end of May with some very young arm candy.

Turns out his name is Charlie Hill, he’s only 19 years-old and he’s an old schoolmate of both of Linda’s kids, Brooke and Nick.

How embarrassing!

“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me,” Brooke told E!’s Michael Yo. “Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”

“I’m totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support,” Brooke continued.

“I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. I’m actually on my way to see Nick now,” Brooke said. “You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”

I used to think they were relatively normal for a Hollywood family too but I guess maybe the cameras and publicity was one smack-down The Hulk couldn’t handle.