I think this sums up President Bush’s reaction to Sunday’s shoe throwing incident in Iraq!

“Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman!”

-Austin Powers

This video is shocking!

An Iraqi journalist animal threw two shoes today at President George Bush today at a news conference in Iraq.

The attacker was detained and the President is alright. It’s a good thing his reflexes are in check and we’re glad he’s fine.

President Bush gave Barbra Streisand, who is an outspoken critic of the President, an awkward kiss last night and she even more shockingly gave him a smooch back!

Babs was a guest Sunday night at the White House before attending the Kennedy Center Honors event.

Eeeeek!

Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines recently told Usmagazine.com that Jessica Simpson should “pick back” at President Bush since he joked about sending the “Jessica jinx” to the Democratic National Convention.

Bush was referring to the much talked about Dallas Cowboys football game where Simpson wore a #9 jersey and cheered on then-boyfriend Tony Romo, which resulted in Romo playing the worst game of his career!

No surprise that Maines is urging Jessica to retaliate against the President’s comment since her and fellow Dixie Chicks have been very outspoken about their dislike of Bush at concerts and in their film Shut Up and Sing.

Do you think Jessica should fight back, or keep to herself?

President Bush appeared via satellite last night on Deal Or No Deal to wish an Iraq war veteran good luck and to thank him for his service.

Captain Joe Kobes did three tours of duty in Iraq, has a purple heart and two bronze stars. President Bush acknowledged this brave American by telling him, “Thank you for your courageous service in Iraq. You and the men and women in uniform are heroes to all Americans whose freedoms you protect. Laura and I are rootin’ for you tonight and good luck.”

Not to be totally mushy, Bush got a few laughs when he brought up reaching an agreement with congress on the federal budget and asked Howie Mandel if he’d like to host a $3 trillion Deal Or No Deal!

Lee Ann Rimes and Senator John McCain met with wounded soldiers returning home from the War on Terror yesterday at the Coca-Cola 600 Auto Race in Charlotte, North Carolina at the Lowes Motor Speedway. Rimes posed here with double leg amputee BJ Jackson and his wife Abby.

McCain consoled wounded Marine Patrick Meyer who lost his legs in Iraq.

President George Bush laid a wreath on the tomb of the unknowns during the Memorial Day commemoration wreath laying ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknowns yesterday at the Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Virginia.

Here’s a video I found of Napoleon Dynamite interviewing future rock star George W. Bush. Celebrities aren’t acting up tonight and I decided to stay in (IDIOT!) and behave tonight even though I am in NY Hizzy! However, I see a long night out in Manhattan in my very near future….

I tried to find this video yesterday. This is almost as good as Karl Rove rapping at a White House Correspondents’ dinner. President Bush rocked out at an event for Africa’s Malaria Awareness Day yesterday in the Rose Garden at the White House. Bush even gets behind the drums. White House Deputy Press Secretary Dana Perino called the performance “solid gold”. That it is. I think him and MC Rove should start a band after their term is up!

In case you forgot: MC ROVE IN THE HOUSE!

David Letterman made fun of President Bush via video at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night at the Washington Hilton. He listed off his top 10 George W. moments. It’s pretty funny.

President Bush made telephone calls to members of the Armed Forces on Christmas Eve who are stationed overseas, or who have recently returned from overseas locations, to wish them a Merry Christmas, and to thank them for their service to our Nation.