PIMP Daddy (Literally!) Joe Simpson Amused By Jessica-Victoria Debacle
Last night I bumped into my old friend Joe Simpson at Sky Bar. I filled him in on my and Victoria and Everything S.O.S.’s recent stalkage of his daughter in Chicago. I told him how his daughter and John Mayer made our in-house cross-dresser a star by taking a photo with her. Joe cracked up! He loved the drama. I met Joe a few years ago in Chicago and we ended up boozing all night at Rockit Bar and Grill together. The day after we bonded I was sent to Las Vegas to cover Jessica and Nick Lachey. Since I became pals with Joe I didn’t want to tell him I was stalking his daughter in Vegas. So while I was in Vegas I literally had to hide behind blackjack tables so Joe wouldn’t see me. I told him last night that I did that and he thought it was pretty funny. Anyway, I asked him if he knew if Jessica has checked our blog yet. He wasn’t certain; however, he said there is a good chance she has because she goes “on-line all day”. Yay!
In case you forgot (LOL!) this is the photo we are referring too!