A-Rod’s Big Ass Ego!
Looks like A-Rod thinks Beyonce’s hit single Ego is about him!
The new issue of Us Weekly reports that new GF Kate Hudson has attempted to put an end to his egotistical ways!
An ex-girlfriend admitted that A-Rod used to have portraits of himself hanging directly over his bed!
Um, that must make for an awkward sex session!
“He was so vain,” his ex tells Us Weekly. “He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?”
“It was ridiculous,” she added.
Though Kate claims to fixing his blown-up ego, she continues to talk about their adventurous sex life!
“They love sex!” a friend tells Us Weekly of the couple who began dating in May. “They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents.”
Uhh, talking and bragging about his man parts is only going to boost his ego! What are you thinking, Kate?!
What us Boots Girls really want to know is if…
It’s too big, it’s too wide
It’s too strong, it won’t fit
It’s too much, it’s too tough
???