Paris Hilton Prefers The Brady Bunch Over The Burglar Bunch!
Here’s the story of a lovely lady…
Paris Hilton, who’s kept a low profile in the media over the past few months, opened up to TMZ.com last night about the recent Hollywood burglars!
After a sisterly bond-fest with Nicky, Paris told reporters outside Philippe that the Hollywood culprits — who allegedly stole $2 million worth of her property — were “dirty rotten thieves” and “scumbags” that deserve ten years in the slammer!
They deserve ten years but she couldn’t even last a week in the big house for DUI charges, when she basically threatened the lives of others!
When asked which bunch she’d like to hang out with if she had the chance, The Burglar Bunch or The Brady Bunch, Hilton yelled,“The Brady Bunch!”
We can only imagine the damage she’d create in the Brady home… between teaching the girls how to contract herpes while passing them onto to the boys!