Hugh Hefner is now down to one girlfriend instead of his usual three!
The 20-year-old twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon are peacing out of the Playboy mansion and moving into the Playmate house!
Hef tells E! News that his relationship with his main squeeze, Crystal Harris has been getting “more serious” and that the twins have expressed interest in doing more Playmate promotional work for the company.
“They’ve been hanging out with a lot of the other Playmates and they see these girls traveling across the country to do promotion,” he says. “They would like to be doing that, too.”
This girls will be packing up their shit and movin’ on out within the next few weeks, but Mr. Playboy says their move won’t affect their E! show, Girls Next Door.
“They thought it was a good idea,” he said after he suggested the move to them. “They will now be friends, but they won’t be defined as the girlfriends.”
Just as Hef held out on marriage with ex-girlfriend Holly Madison, it doesn’t seem as though new girl Crystal will have better luck tying the knot with him.
“I haven’t had a lot of luck with marriage,” he says. “I don’t have a good track record, and I don’t want to screw this one up.”
Face it bitches… you’ll NEVER be as great as Holly, Bridget and Kendra!
The girls next door are wishing their gal pal Kendra Wilkinson well after giving birth to a baby boy!
Hank Randall Baskett IV, born at 12:37 a.m. Friday in Indianapolis, weighed in at a whopping nine pounds!
Damn! We can’t even imagine pushing something of that size out of our…. Well anyway, nice work Kendra!
Kendra’s bunny friends and even Hef couldn’t be more excited about their former Girls Next Door costar’s little bundle of joy! In fact, upon hearing the news, each girl took to their Twitter page to express their excitement over the little tike!
“Well…its official. Kendras baby is born…little Hank is here! 9lbs 5oz…WOW! Congrats to Kendra and Hank!”Bridget Marquardt wrote.
Added Holly Madison, “Congrats!!! a 9 pounder!”
“Congratulations to Kendra & Hank on the arrival of little Hank,” Hef Twittered. “What a wonderful Christmas present.”
Yeah, we highly doubt Hef’s old ass fingers typed that Tweet! His assistant Mary is all up on that shit! Hmm, wonder if she’s literally been all up on Hef’s shit?!?!
Former Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson celebrated her baby shower with Hef and the gang Wednesday!
Wait…aren’t baby showers typically a girl’s thing? What the hell was old man Hef doing there?
“The girls are going to Kendra’s baby shower today. Crystal, the Twins, Holly, Bridget & Kendra will all be there. How can I stay away?” Hef announced on .
HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE! Hugh freakin’ Hefner twitters? No way. We don’t believe it. Dude probably thinks a Twitter is a nickname for a female body part!
Hef took new girlfriends Crystal Harris and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon and joined former Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt in the pre-baby celebration!
Who hosted the party? None other then Playboy mansion secretary, Mary O’Conners!
“All my girlfriends — old & new — will be at Kendra’s baby shower at Mary O’Conners tomorrow,” he added.
Who else agrees that Mary should be an honorary Girls Next Door?!
Holly Madison admits she put off sleeping with her ex-boyfriend for a very long time before she got her breast implants because she was embarrassed by her flat chest.
“I always stuffed my bra,” Madison, who stars in the Las Vegas show Peepshow, told Life & Style. “In fact, I had a boyfriend for years, and we moved so slowly. We didn’t have sex for a long time because I had to gradually bring down my bra size so he wouldn’t find out I stuffed my bra!”
Madison did not get her breast implants until after she began dating Hugh Hefner in 2001.
“Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot,” she said. “I was comparing myself to the other girls. Hef always said he didn’t want me to get anything done.”
Yeah right! Isn’t it a prerequisite that your boobs be a certain size in order to live in the mansion?! And she didn’t stop at her boobs, in 2003 she had rhinoplasty.
Madison goes on to say that her plastic surgery is what lead to her star rising in Hollywood with her roles on The Girls Next Door and Dancing With The Stars.
“Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career,” Madison said. “Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am today.”
To all the little girls out there, you see, with a little $$$ and plastic surgery you TOO can live in a mansion with an 83-year-old prince charming. But, of course, you’ll have to share him with about 30 other bitches, but hey at least you’ll be rich!
Hugh Hefner is clearly infatuated with his 19-year-old twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon. But how does he tell the identical twins apart?
Believe it or not, a small mole on Karissa’s neck!
“That’s it!” he told Usmagazine.com. His other girlfriend Crystal Harris also “can tell the difference between [Karissa and Kristina] and they can tell the difference because they know the other one is not her!”
Additionally Hefner confirmed a new season of E!’s Girls Next Door is in the works - featuring his new gal pals.
“Oh, yes! You are looking at part of the cast here,” he said, showing off his new girlfriends. “We are going to have a lot of
fun.”
So what should viewers expect?
“Fun and games!” he told Us. “They will be going to Las Vegas on Friday and we will be joining them on Saturday.” He also admitted that they plan to watch ex Holly Madison in the Vegas show, PEEPSHOW!
And what does he have to say for his other ex, the pregnant Kendra Wilkinson who wed at the Mansion in June?
“I think she will be a good mom,” Hef told Us, “because she is a good lady.”
The Girls Next Door with Hef’s new band of skanks? Ummm, no thanks. We’d rather stay tuned into Kendra. She’s just such a good lady…
The Playboy mogul admits it’s tough dating twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon because they look so much alike.
“”I have one little trick, one has a little mark [on her neck],” Hef told Fox News at a recent Playmate of the Year party. “Other than that, I don’t know.”
It’s alright, Hef! You’re 83 years old, we’re not judging you!
Hef and the girls are gearing up for the wedding of pregnant ex-girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett, taking place at the mansion on June 27.
Hef seems happy about Wilkinson’s pregnancy and hopes her little bundle of joy will become a familiar face at the mansion.
“I’m sure the the baby will end up at the mansion. We do have [lots of little bunnies],” he said. “We have a lot of friends and second generation Playmates, so there are a lot of kids around the mansion these days.”
Hugh Hefner claims that his words in a recent interview with Los Angeles Confidential were misconstrued when he stated that ex-girlfriend Holly Madison is still welcome at the Playboy mansion.
Apparently some crazy folks thought this meant that Hefner and Madison were ready to jump back in the sack together!
”I have no idea where these crazy stories come from,” Hefner told Usmagazine.com. ”The idea that I’m pining over former girlfriend Holly Madison and would ‘welcome her back with open arms’ is pure fiction. It was invented by someone to create publicity.”
Hefner continued by stating, “Holly will always be welcome here at the mansion, but not as a girlfriend.”
The Playboy tycoon split from Madison last October and has apparently already fallen in love with new girlfriends Crystal Harris and the Shannon twins.
Are you sure about that Hugh? The trashy twins are a pure downgrade from the classy Miss Madison and we hear she’s single again!
For his 83rd birthday bash in Las Vegas, Hugh Hefner celebrated with exes, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson along with the new ladies in his life.
Holly mentioned to Fox News that this was the first time she’d seen Hef since she left the mansion.
To help celebrate, Kendra and Bridget surprised Hef with a custom-made birthday cake, joined him for dinner at N9NE steakhouse and then partied the night away at the Playboy Club.
It was a pleasant evening, enjoyed especially by the birthday boy himself. “As you can tell I am very, very happy,” he told Fox. “To celebrate my birthday with new girlfriends and former girlfriends is perfect. I’ve had a life well-lived with so much satisfaction. I enjoy just looking back.”
Hef is like a fine wine - he gets better with age!
Hugh Hefner made an appearance at the Annual Kandyland Masquerade Ball at the iconic Mansion on Saturday night, and partygoers said he looked far from his normal self.
“He looked so old, like he had aged 10 years in the last month and was barely moving,” an insider told Pop Tarts.
“I have some aches and pains and I have had lower back problems since the ’80s,” Hefner told Tarts last year. “Too much time in bed rustling around with friends.”
The insider also said his no. 1 girlfriend Crystal Harris held Hef’s hand on Saturday and assisted him as she “slowly shuffled” along while the infamous blonde twins marched ahead and stole the limelight.
“Things aren’t quite the same since Holly and the girls left,” added the insider. “Hef loves all the new ones, but I think the transition really took its toll.”
Oh poor Hef. He just gotten too much action over the years. Looks like his time may be finally up.
A few months back, Holly Madison revealed to The Boots Girls in an exclusive interview at RiNo that she and Hef had ended their relationship.
She said it had become too routine. She also told us that she would continue to work for the mag and that her and Hef would always remain best friends.
Well, just like her relationship with Hugh got boring, apparently so did her job! On her page, Holly wrote that she quit her job as junior photo editor for Playboy. Her reasoning? It was “awkward” and “routine”.
“After two years of it, I no longer found it challenging,” she blogged about the job. She went on to say that the job was not fabricated for the show Girls Next Door.
“If I had wanted a fake career for Girls Next Door, I would have stuck with the jewelry line because that required very little of my time. I spent way more than full time directing shoots, editing, making mock layouts and approving retouching.”
The Boots Girls completely believe Holly! When we interviewed her, she told us that the producers wanted to keep the break-up between her and Hef under wraps because of Girls Next Door. But she just couldn’t fake it any longer. We think she is one of the few celebs who say it how it is!
Holly has moved to Las Vegas to be closer to boyfriend Criss Angel. What do you’ll think her next gig will be? Magician assistant???
