Lindsay Lohan’s Mission To Save Lives!
In addition to snorting lines of coke, drama queen Lindsay Lohan has added saving lives to her list of hobbies!
But remember ladies and gents, we must always take LiLo’s Twitter updates with a grain of salt because let’s face it, the bitch is f*cking nuts!
“Over 40 children saved so far… Within one day’s work… This is what life is about… Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” she Wednesday. “Oh, and I’m talking about being in India.”
This girl’s life is ridiculously insane! One week she’s off being a homewreckin’ whore and the next week she’s in India saving young girl’s lives!
The troubled star landed in India yesterday to begin filming a documentary on the human trafficking of women and children with BBC.
“Trafficking is a big issue here, I’m [here to do] what I can, and I will continue to do so as long as life when time permits it,” she posted. “Never too late to star helping others, however you can.”
The natural ginger does indeed have a point but she may want to start with helping herself first! Girl has a never ending list of problems to fix before she begins lending a hand to others!
While we commend LiLo’s efforts, we might fall under that group of people who are skeptical over her ability to save dozens of lives in a single day. For all we know, she’s just coked up out of her mind THINKING that’s what she’s accomplished at the end of the day!
She Twittered that it was all about helping “one child at a time.”
“I’m only one person,” she posted. “Let’s not start judging and looking for negatives that don’t exist.”
We wonder if she’s found a drug dealer in India yet?! Keep those vials of coke away from the little girls, Linds! No need to be spreading your bad habits!