Robert Pattinson Says He Can’t Find A Date!
Warning: Grab a box of tissues before reading on!
Twilight worldwide superstar Robert Pattinson is claiming he can’t find a date!
“Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert,” the hunk complained to the Sydney Morning Herald. “I still can’t get a date.”
Boo hoo, cry us an effen’ river. Is he for real? After complaining about allegedly not being able to find a date, Pattinson goes on to brag about all the fans he attracts when he’s out in public.
“Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road,” he tells the paper. “We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it’s like that all the time now.”
Like no way! We’re certain Pattinson’s claim that he can’t find a date may be one of the most ridiculous statements that has come out of a celebrity’s mouth. Maybe he should ask Megan Fox out - the two reportedly had a one-night stand - who said in an interview that she thinks she looks like a “doppelganger”, a “tranny” and a “man”. They both either use reverse psychology in a sick attempt to get more attention or they have no sense of reality whatsoever. Either way, we think they’d be a perfect match!