Can someone please explain why Michael Lohan thinks he’s suitable for giving other people advice?! Dude isn’t exactly father of the decade or a relationship expert! Didn’t he pull a Chris Brown on his wife Dina years ago?!

LiLo’s daddy — being the oh so courteous man that he is — wants to offer a bit of advice to Tiger Woods’ supposed mistress, Rachel Uchitel based on his prior life experience.

Uchitel — who claims to have never of been the golf star’s mistress — Lohan says, needs to take things for what they’re worth, not back down and be herself.

In an interview with of CYInterview.com, he tells Chris Yandek, “If she ever did want to talk about the situation or want me to give her some advice on how I handle things then I’d be happy to.”

Like she’d really want to sit down with a former wife beater! This man needs a serious life check. Not even the dumbest most cracked out person in the universe would run to his media attention hungry ass for advice!

So what exactly are Michael Lohan’s wise words of advice?

“Just take people and things that are said for what they’re worth. Don’t back down. Just stand by the truth. Listen, what’s concealed is revealed. Only she knows and Tiger knows what the truth really is and she should stand by it. Too many times people hide things and sooner or later it comes out and they’re made to look like liars. But then again, if people are being honest themselves from the very beginning and they stand by it then everything will be vindicated.”

Hmm, that sounds more like an indirect dig at his ex-wife Dina! While we think Dina’s just as much to blame for Lindsay’s erratic behavior, Michael needs to calm his shit down and maybe head for the Brooklyn Bridge if he hasn’t already!

Unfortunately, someone apparently created a fake Twitter profile under his name and all the nonsense about him attempting suicide is completely bogus!

“Well, you know they said someone on Twitter who was impersonating me said I was going to kill myself and jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.”

He goes on to note all he has in the social networking world is a Facebook page, “I don’t have My Space. I don’t have a Twitter. I do have a Facebook, but it’s private and it’s only meant for communication with my friends from high school and college. Just a very close social network.”

A very close and small social network because we can’t imagine that many people actually want to be friends with the guy!

This entry was posted on Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 at 11:01 am
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