Women beater Chris Brown says he’s not ready to get back into the dating scene just yet!

“I’ve been kinda chillin’,” he tells MTV News. “I mean, I’m Chris Brown. I’m not saying it like that, but it’s just, like, girls are gonna be around. I love women. But I would say I’ve just been chillin’. I haven’t really been trying to get into a relationship or trying to date anybody. I’ve just kinda been working on me. Like I said, just really getting me straight.”

Uhh, what woman in her right mind would be lining up to date this fool?! It’s obvious that Breezy’s still in love with his former punching bag anyway!

Word of advice to Chris’ future flings… never question suspicious incoming texts on his cell phone unless you want him to bite you like he’s Edward f*cking Cullen. If he did it to Rihanna, he’ll do it to you too!

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