Brody Jenner Too Drunk To Function!
Just kidding, just kidding. But definitely too drunk to interview!
Enclave Chicago proved to be the happening spot this weekend as it attracted a slew of drunken celebrities…
The Boots Girls stopped by the club’s Little Black Dress Cocktail Party Saturday in hopes to talk with The Hills’ star before he began his hosting duties!
Unfortunately, Brody arrived — beer in hand — just after midnight with his entourage of no name buddies — Taylor Mosher AKA “T” and his assistant Ben — and cheesed it up on red carpet posing with a few lucky fans.
Brody — who appeared too smiley for his own good — clearly pre-gamed with his buddies before hitting Enclave! The guys were all over the place and mumbling random shit to each other!
A little bummed that we didn’t get to interview our second favorite Brody of the world (first being our little fur-ball of course), The Boots Girls were able to get close enough to smell Mr. Jenner’s awful beer breath!
The one thing we learned from the night? Our dog Brody and the real Brody Jenner certainly do have a lot in common! Good looks, bad breath, and bitches truly do love them!
Also at Enclave Saturday: J. Lo’s ex, Cris Judd, Wade Robson, who’s been blamed for Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake’s breakup, and Mia Michaels.