Kelly Clarkson Needs A Hookup!

Kelly Clarkson sings I Do Not Hook Up, and we think we know why!
The American Idol superstar performed that hit song Monday night at 101.9FM MIXperience after-work concert at HUB 51 and she could’ve fooled us. Girl looked like she pulled in straight up from a post one-night stand walk of shame!
Although Clarkson was sweet, adorable and proved to be an amazing performer up close and personal in a small venue - we couldn’t help but notice how she appeared to, er, let herself go a little.
Clarkson popped up with bold messy red hair and a comfy outfit - leggings and a tee - that may have been more appropriate for a hung over Sunday spent on the couch! We know it’s the Windy City, but sheesh! We suggest she hire a new stylist and think about picking up a hairbrush ASAP to fix her lack of a love and lust life.
Clarkson interacted with the audience in-between songs. She even threw back a Chivas shot from a fan, and boasted how she loved HUB’s sushi.
“I can’t feel my tongue!” Clarkson said after her whiskey pick me up.

Other VIPs in attendance included Jillian Harris and Bears players Jay Cutler and Caleb Hanie.
The highlight of the night was either meeting Jay or when Jillian not so discretely reminded us we forgot to take our Zyrtec Tuesday morning. Jillian boldly picked a booger out of our nose which has had us LOLing for the past 18 hours. Girl clearly has our back. Or nose…
Jay was a sweetheart, but clearly seemed to be bumming from Sunday night’s big loss against the Cincinnati Bengals.
Cheer up Jay — next game!
Photo Credit: Rob Grabowski/GrabowskiPhoto.com

October 27th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
OMG! What a hot mess. Poor girl. She seriously needs to consult a personal trainer and stylist!
October 27th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
This poor girl! I feel like she’s very talented and seems nice but she always looks like she’s in shambles!
October 28th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
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